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From: an Italian guy
To:
Subject: the poster self-called "Duce"
Date: Sun Nov 16 04:29:04 2003

Message:
Just a poor jerk.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I THINK THAT I DESERVE MY BEAUTY SLEEP AND WHAT'S A COUPLE OF CONDEMNED TO HELL U.S. PRESIDENTS BETWEEN ME & YOU??** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:01:50 2003

Message:
Hehehehehehehe!!
Now that I have this board thoroughly tainted with evil [and 
have strung along om/cf as the effectual webmaster ... ] I was 
just thinking - did you try my omelette recipe? :)

The fact is that this is a time consuming meal to prepare and it 
is inexpensive and difficult to cook - nonetheless there are 
very few ingredients required and in those terms the meal is 
simple.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **A FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:08:01 2003

Message:
Yeah! Everbody knows om/cf aint gots no wife! He aint never had 
shit enough to keep a woman around im! Lonely bastard he is!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'll do this one OK?
Rot in Hell forever & ever you cheap fucking CUNT BOY!!! LMAO!!
I'm going to FUCK YOU IN whichever way I can you fucking 
scumbag! :) LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MESSAGE TO GEORGE "W." BUSH DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:29:26 2003

Message:
I think it is funny but the fucking asshole just CANNOT say "no" 
for an answer as we arrange his imminent death for him ... 

Who wants to do it?

British police, S.A.S., U.S. military, Al Quaeda ...

You name it - they'll do in that dyslexic fuck who should NEVER 
EVER have been president.

We all KNOW that Al Gore should have been president and that a 
war mongering MORON like Bush never cut the biscuit.

In the meantime let us observe the fucker Blair squirm some 
more ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **It is funny but if 5000 policemen are not good enough for these fuckheads then let us just get ourselves 10000 or well I suppose we get paid for it and in the meantime you l'il CUNT BOYS chew on this - hope your way out is painful as Hell** LMAO!
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:34:38 2003

Message:
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
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DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 

You lying cheating scumfuck assholes! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:41:35 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If Tony Blair is a jackrabbit then George W. 
Bush Junior is a FUCKING SKUNK* effect!! LOL!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:43:19 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Who would want to meet a fucking skunk 
effect too and I am Jesus Christ you fucking piss artist - hope 
you rot in Hell less than Eternally you fuckhead and that you 
achieve yourself total annihilation. I believe that my guiding 
words along with your clown act for advisors will spiritually 
achieve just that you FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!* effect!!! LMAO!!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:46:33 2003

Message:
I have seen the *U.S. president all worked up about performing 
himself some cunnilingus upon Ms. Hurley whom herself finds 
herself hitherto otherwise occupied probably I expect with her 
laundry or directing people to do her laundry or aquiring 
herself new laundry or pick any it is one of the cited ... * 
effect!!! YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG EFFECT!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:50:04 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Ms. Hurley is hitherto unavailable to service 
this U.S. president or any other fucking U.S. president you 
would care to mention. If push came to shove she'd do it with a 
woman fuck knows who and FUCK YOU TOO GEORGE BUSH!!* effect!! 
LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:56:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *when George was younger, Bush senior used to 
insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

Yes folks! This is actually TRUE!! Whang dang! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:04:31 2003

Message:
I have seen the *whole world knows about this web site you 
fucking CHUMP!!! It was fun doing you. Anytime you fucking 
ASSHOLE!! Or: How far into Hell ya wanna go padre???* effect!! 
LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:06:46 2003

Message:
I have seen the *let's take out a private suit too you FUCKING 
ASSHOLE George W. Bush. You fucking cunt boy who can't even 
speak English and who likes to start wars with no prior motive 
except to ascertain to the world that he wants his superpower 
called the U.S. laid flat upon its back & this time round Helen 
is doing the honours and obliging this fuck. See you in Hell, 
name me your solicitor/lawyer you fucking MAGGOT and eat shit & 
die!!** effect!! LMAO? Dunno mate ..

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:11:59 2003

Message:
mornin cunts, hows marie's shitter today then mmmmmmmmmmmm

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:11:18 2003

Message:
LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: zig zag
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:14:37 2003

Message:
mornin cunts, hows marie's shitter today then mmmmmmmmmmmm
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Ask the U.S. president????
LMAO!!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **DUH!!** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:16:25 2003

Message:
I have seen the *when George was younger, Bush senior used to 
insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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Or I have seen the INFERIOR GENETIC MATERIAL effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **U.S. President - YOU SCUMFUCK!!**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:23:26 2003

Message:
And I have seen the *if any gene therapy is available then just 
guess I mean just GUESS who won't be getting it* effect!! You 
fucking SCUM!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:25:25 2003

Message:
**THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. 
PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!
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PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!
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PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
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PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!
** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** 

And what's more ...

It's true! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:27:30 2003

Message:
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 

Just to remind them! :)

May you scumfucks rot in Hell!

So as it amuses the new messiah to shove those fuckers further 
and further into Hell with every passing moment I consider 
brunch ... [you motherfuckers!!] :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:31:17 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Scumbo or Dumbo effect - hard to choose 
between neither but just guess the bodycount reading this shit* 
effect!! ;)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:34:09 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I'm just a small reporter for Rolling Stone 
with my horsedick, my 72 vestal virgins, my Migros account and 
the fucking asshole Bush once too often for my liking and the 
bugging equipment is just swell keep it rolling you Neantherdal* 
effect!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **JC 68 25 58 C NOW JUST SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND OUT THRU YOUR MOUTH YOU GATECRASHING MOTHERFUCKING U.S. PRESIDENT - YOU FUCKING SCUM OR WILL SOMEONE JUST KILL THIS FUCKER BECAUSE I AM GETTING AWFULLY TIRED OF DEALING WITH THESE FUCKING MORONS?**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:40:42 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I think that by about now some of you have seen 
that this fucking CUNT BOY George W. [who gives a fuck?] thinks 
it is his Divine right to annoy me along with his sickass 
justification "it's MY bugging equipment". This guy sucks ass. I 
hate the fuck & so do you if you have any common sense at all.* 
effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:06:10 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *why stop with nuking the U.S. predident's 
infantile stupid fuck NON-EXISTENT brain when you can fuck in 
the special advisors too* effect!! You fucking PIMP-BOYS!!! 
LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... **
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:10:23 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Special advisors with their cucumber 
purchases and a boxing ring with a circus act hitherto known as 
the cunt boy Bush getting reamed through in every orifice with 
cucumber venom flying about mercilessly and the film crew 
tripping up backwards and missing the juicier bit when his 
asshole split open and his guts fell out thru his mouth* effect!!

Um, sorry about the snuff. I guess Helen has um ... a fertile 
imagination? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON** ;)
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:15:13 2003

Message:
Well I too have seen the *I use a shopping bag because I'm a 
lady that is whiter than white stinks to be you* effect too. 
That is enough for you all now. I'm going out later ... :)

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:48:50 2003

Message:
can't we just all talk about anal sex for a change instead of a 
load of shite 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **JUST ASK THE SCUMFUCKS THEY'LL TELL YOU**
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:21:55 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Where is the latest bugging equipment - I need 
to strip this out so that their bugging equipment parties can go 
to Hell along with them?* effect!!

Some in the floor .. some near the door ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:22:07 2003

Message:
I have seen the *oh look! my floorboard has loosened* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:23:25 2003

Message:
Have you seen the *here is just some more material evidence of 
your cunt rag activities* you fucking CUNT RAGS effect!!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **THAT'S IT. I'LL FCUK IN THE LIMOUSINE SERVICE TOO YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:30:13 2003

Message:
I have seen the *guess who is in that white [and now there's a 
chandelier inlaid black one too] stretch limousine other than 
the U.S. president taking it up the ass with a few of 
his "special" advisors and a chauffeur who gets off on watching 
that and the new messiah and making bucket loads of MONEY out of 
it too?* effect!!

You suck ass. I've got the "whiter than white" Inland Revenue on 
you too. Suck my fucking dick. Shoulda paid me something.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Miss E. Jones - Recovery Officer - SOME CRIMINAL FAT CUNT WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE INLAND REVENUE AND THAT WE ARE PUTTING DOWN LIKE THE DOG SHE IS LATER.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:37:04 2003

Message:
Thank you for your signature or P.P. M G Earllway or some stupid 
fuck unreadable name like that. Remember that when you commence 
your debt collection service that I was on P.A.Y.E. ONLY during 
the tax year of 2000 - 2001. It'll be fun in court laughing at 
SCUM like you trying to prove to the contrary. LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:44:07 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I'll be putting down the cunt boys who 
failed a former girlfriend at her exams and thus prevented her 
from pursuing her career as a tax inspector and triggering M.S. 
too and see you in court you fucks 'cause I'm getting you a COOP 
funeral you fucking TURDS!!!* effect too!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:51:06 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Portrait from the ancient gallery down at the 
cop station effect too but which woman exactly conspired to 
paint my likeness in an unusual criminal frame a few years back?
* effect too!!

You fucking CUNT with a capital "C".  :)

From:
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:54:39 2003

Message:
I too have seen the body floating up from the bottom of the 
canal. I too have seen the blue carpet fluff from the hallway. I 
too have seen the mother and the daughter in their hotel fucking 
the wrestler. I too have seen the wreath laid over the car. I 
too have seen the conspiracy of silence. I too have seen the 
fitness centre and another suspect. I too laugh at the notion 
that these fools didn't recruit me. My name perhaps? Tis Helen. 
Helen of Troy. Boo hoo.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:58:24 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *And what exactly are some of those 
music/noise plaguing guilty parties doing living directly below 
me or rather which Croydon council workers exactly decided to 
allocate these criminals that particular property?* effect!!

Death? Hell? Annihilation?

You decide not me. :)

From: Seth
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:07:38 2003

Message:
I married Sarah Matravers because she's a farmer's girl and 
because her dad's a nuclear physicist. LOL!

From: Seth
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:12:20 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Portrait from the ancient gallery down at the 
cop station effect too but which woman exactly conspired to 
paint my likeness in an unusual criminal frame a few years back?
* effect too!!

You fucking CUNT with a capital "C".  :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Carol ... :)
I'll fuck you in later.
I'm going out.

From: Seth
To: zig zag
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:17:29 2003

Message:
can't we just all talk about anal sex for a change instead of a 
load of shite 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Stop impersonating the president Marie .. :)

From: Seth
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:30:55 2003

Message:
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/t/typhon.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

See what else you can find.

In occult terms, the sign of Typhon is a "V"

I suppose this could be equally well interpreted as the 
outstreched arms of a runner in the motion of Victory or just as 
well as a two-fingered salute to U.S. president Bush.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELEN MEETS CATHERINE ZETA JONES I MEAN DOUGLAS.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 11:45:54 2003

Message:
"For a digitally challenged individual a whisky screw-cap could 
suffice as a thimble." I muse, as I go about my feather dusting 
for the day all over again ... :) 

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 11:52:34 2003

Message:
I wan't to lick marie's ring piece out then fuck her up the arse 
whilst pulling a cord tight around her neck 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: ** UPGRADES **
Date: Sun Nov 16 11:47:50 2003

Message:
Registered owners of CHAMP Galaxian can upgrade to CHAMP Galaxia
for the special price of $5.00, plus $2.00 shipping.  Be sure to
specify your selection on the order form provided. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ ME. I AM AFRAID YOU WILL FIND IT INSCRUTABLE ... **
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:04:11 2003

Message:
--------------------
| PLAYING THE GAME |
--------------------

The object of CHAMP Galaxia is to destroy the Galaxian fleet and 
save
the earth.  With each ship you destroy, you score points.

The Planet Galaxia is home to an alien race that has declared 
war on
Earth.  You're drafted into the Galactic Military to defend the 
earth
against the alien invaders.  You're given command ships and an 
endless
supply of parion missles, the aliens defenses are few so one 
good shot
can obliterate their ship.

Galaxian's attack in waves, each one harder than the last.  
Flags are used
to show that a wave has been destroyed.  You must pilot the 
command ships
right and left to dodge Galaxian attacks while firing back to 
destroy the
aliens.  When a Flagship is destroyed while in flight the rest 
of the fleet
stops firing for a few seconds of mourning.  This is your chance 
to get the
escorts or any other aliens that you can.

Earth must be saved, at any cost.

During the game, you can press any of the following keys:

  * F1  - Brings up the help screen.
  * F4  - Disables all joysticks.
  * F5  - Brings up the Controller options.
  * F6  - Brings up the Sound options.
  * F9  - Toggles the sound on and off.
  * F10 - Resets the game.
  * F12 - Pauses the game.  Press the spacebar or tap a button 
to resume.
  * Esc - Brings up the Options menu.  Press ESC to resume the 
game.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID IT WITHOUT THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING TOO. WHITE HOUSE RAPES & MURDERS UP SOON*
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:05:35 2003

Message:
http://almavijai.sphosting.com/Tintin/swiss/1.htm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored. ;)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YES I'VE DECIDED TO PUBLICISE IT. ROLL UP! ROLL UP!** :() <- THIS IS A SPACE SHIP TURNED ON ITS SIDE.
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:33:31 2003

Message:
http://almavijai.sphosting.com/Tintin/swiss/2.htm

"Herg  spent two nights in the Cornavin Hotel in 1956, while 
nearing completion of 'The Calculus Affair'."

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN AND LET THE SUNSHINE IN**
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:36:24 2003

Message:
Why did you rape Sarah Smith Jon Snow? 
More specifically, how did you plan your good deed for the 
day? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELLO BASH - EMAIL ME OR THE SHORT VERSION.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:49:51 2003

Message:
They - Rumsfeld, Blair & Bush and one other ... got themselves a 
legal secretary ...
Unfortunately she had no hand gun. :)

From: Catherine Zeta Jones
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:56:36 2003

Message:
I have seen the *smoking gun effect too* it fucking sucks!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:58:35 2003

Message:
First thing? :)
Dismiss the whole thing as Middle East propaganda.
I think you just did.

And that event occurred a few minutes before 8:00 PM ... on 
Channel 4 TV ... 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 15:03:25 2003

Message:
We shall now time the criminal actions such as they occur before 
the *smoking gun speech* and when President Blair went to the 
white house to meet President Bush ...

But who is the other if Powell has been categorically ruled out?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 15:10:50 2003

Message:
.. We'll just call him the Chief of Security and the one with 
the hand gun and move swiftly on ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MOVING ON NOW OR I AM A KLUTZ PSYCHOPATH**
Date: Sun Nov 16 15:14:05 2003

Message:
There are three dimensions of Space and a mirror universe and 
the one dimension of Time links the two together. There are 
however MANY universes.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MASS, TIME & MOTION.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:06:31 2003

Message:
Our physical universe is essentially composed of **MASS, TIME & 
MOTION.**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:09:04 2003

Message:
One useful Cartesian geometry consists of a sphere with an X-
Axis and a Y-Axis and another set at 90 degrees [Fermat]. To 
produce the "mirror" universe then have another set tilted at 45 
degrees relative to the first set.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HAVE YOU GOT A MISSING LEGAL SECRETARY WHO USED TO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE CALLED ANNE MARIE?** :))
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:21:54 2003

Message:
The little cunt boy Bush just informed me with his bugging 
equipment that her name was Anne Marie.

Thanks my little cunt boy! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT ELSE DID THE LITTLE CUNT BOY BUSH HAVE TO SAY?** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:29:15 2003

Message:
VERBATIM IN DOUBLE QUOTES:

The very first thing he said was "Screw you!!"
Thanks! My little cunt boy ... :)

The second thing he said was "I'm going to make sure that I ruin 
your evening now and your entire night and morning too by 
staying on the bugging equipment."
Masturbation parties of the Future? ... LOL!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SPECIAL OPERATION CHRISTABEL**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:33:26 2003

Message:
Have you got a legal secretary called Anne Marie Bailey working 
in the white house currently Mr. President? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE ICE HOUSE WAS A GOOD READ - CASE SOLVED. NEXT.** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:35:46 2003

Message:
Do you have a missing carpet at the white house?
I know! Search the inventory and match up the fibers with the 
body wrapped in the carpet ...

But where is the body if it is not in the garden?


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:38:42 2003

Message:
I have seen the *just chuck in a confession or two as well and 
we're calling up our lawyers* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DIG BENEATH THE CONCRETE**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:40:03 2003

Message:
Search the South section of the white house near the concrete 
perimeter .. ;)

You'll find your body there.

Use a metal detector or similiar.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:41:48 2003

Message:
Tell me Martin Bashir - why did you put Michael Jackson up to 
it? I mean dangling the child from the window?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **COUNTESS OF WESSEX**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:45:27 2003

Message:
Diagnosis?
Haemophilia.
I guess we'll just have to cure that one too.
Hope you are feeling better.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SORRY BOYS & GIRLS BUT I AM NOT HERE TO FORGIVE MURDERERS.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:49:08 2003

Message:
It is clear that I do not like to be in the physical presence of 
people with severe criminal histories. It creates "Disturbance 
of the Holy Spirit". 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **CHERIE BLAIR**
Subject: HELLO AGAIN JACK STRAW. DONE ANY INTERESTING MURDERS RECENTLY?
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:53:18 2003

Message:
He is an accomplice to murder. Took no part in the raping & 
murdering.

Yes Jack. I am just pulling up some floorboards now to reveal 
the body - sorry, meant the bugging equipment special agreement.

Why do I keep writing "buff.." for bugging?
Buffy. Give me some of your money ...
Okay then!
Fuck off! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A COUPLE OF ARRESTS RIGHT NOW ... **
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:09:42 2003

Message:
16 Mayday Rd
Why stop with one when you can Timbuctoo 'em? ;)

Investigative journalism is a good profession. However, I am 
more a psychic detective than investigative journalist. I will 
be doing the horoscope too later ... [you have never met me - 
you're just a small reporter for *The Washington Herald*. You 
dyed your hair red because you get angry and it is better than 
setting it on fire. You wave a sound boom around in the white 
house and consider Stalin and Hitler. One day and it won't be 
very long you too will have your great fuck in the sun. LMAO!! 
You must be a Libra - I never said that but I did type it just 
now. If your ass drops off where does it go? Dunno. I did 
however really bust myself laughing a few months back and I was 
holed up in bed for weeks. Meanwhile content yourself with your 
horrid little out of focus web cam pics from Examnotes.net and 
hope & pray for absolute messiahood. I don't think it should be 
double AITCH. What do you think? Now about that campaign 
money ...]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SCORPIO**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:42:27 2003

Message:
You are probably a dragon with a bolt on ray gun ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SAGITTARIUS**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:46:56 2003

Message:
Forget about that 13th sign of the Zodiac and starting it in 
Libra and try to get your mortage payments back up to date. 
There will be a romantic dinner for two soon. I'm not sure where 
but maybe start peering into those restaurant windows and 
observing whether the food looks appetising.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CAPRICORN**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:49:17 2003

Message:
You are not Capricorn really. You are an Aquarian. Try to stop 
smoking and remember that pigging out over Christmas invariably 
leads to putting on weight that is very difficult to take off.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **AQUARIUS**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:50:54 2003

Message:
Mars is conjunct Jupiter and the moon is in the seventh house or 
something? Dunno. Try and get some rest and we'll think about it 
again later.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PISCES**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:52:25 2003

Message:
I have seen the precessional effect!! It's about 25 and a half 
thousand years and involves the planet's perihelion.

Get a beer. Be of good cheer.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ARIES**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:54:56 2003

Message:
The love of your life will be entering your life soon. I was 
going to make it Gemini but I'm in a hurry.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TAURUS**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:55:49 2003

Message:
Don't forget to write. You will be receiving a cheque in the 
mail soon.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GEMINI, CANCER, LEO, VIRGO**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:56:37 2003

Message:
You will all win the national lottery next week.

Your winnings will prove unacceptable.

From: Facts Finder
To: Om/Cf, Nigger of Troy and Nameless
Date: Sun Nov 16 19:09:49 2003

Message:
Yes many are still hiding in Singapore and Malaysia. Have 
arrested some and some a staying low at the moment. Here in 
Malaysia and Singapore. Majority of people are living in 
relgious harmony but a minority group of this muslims is trying 
to change all of us into Muslims and if we don't they bomb us. 
You call that religion. We are having Ramadan and there are 
places where they are selling clothes, religious item, 
decoration, food and etc. It is visited not only by Muslims but 
by many other religion. I love to buy things and eat at these 
places during this time.

Again I say muslims should ask themselves, would they respect 
others believe. If not then, this fight will never stop.

Malaysia Muslims goverment has just close a muslims religious 
school as they were teaching young tenager to be muslims 
militant. I really wonder how many of these schools aroungd the 
world are teaching these, so called Jihad things.

As for Nigger of Troy, no I don't follow western media only. I 
see reality all around the world. From politics to poverty. From 
there I use my own judgement to see what is right and what is 
wrong. You can be sure I will comment if I find the others are 
wrong but so far. I believe President Bush has done a good job 
in fighting terrrorism. If there were no Sept 11, I wonder what 
all these terorist was up to. When they really build their 
forces of evil. How many more Sept 11 will be targeted.

Yes definitely, some of our good guys have to be sacrifice.

Have a great weekend to you all. God Bless.

From:
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 20:20:14 2003

Message:
i will get back to you after i have sex with helen of troys 
butthole

From:
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 20:52:58 2003

Message:
that's nigger of troy to u, asshole

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 21:02:24 2003

Message:
that's nigger of troy to u, asshole
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! Bedtime everyone & make it snappy because there's work to 
be done!

From: shitball
To: All
Subject: helen of "my bitch" troy
Date: Sun Nov 16 21:02:35 2003

Message:
I am so, so tired of fucking this bitch.........

"troy's" blow jobs are not any fun either.......

Anyone want to take over listening to this whore?

After doing this freak, even fucking chickens and sending cats 
to hell is not fun.

Don't disrespect "niggers."

troy is a bitch who is not worth it....



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE NOW........................IT WILL BE 
LATER...............BUT IT WILL 
BE.......................................................







FUCK THIS LITTLE TOY BOY WHO NEEDS TO STAY BY MUM.  SHE MAKES 
HIS BED AND FEEDS THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR RANTING COMES FROM MUM WHO TELLS YOU WHAT TO SAY.

GROW SOME BALLS WHORE !!!!!



I WILL FUCK WITH YOU LATER    


From: zig zag
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 03:55:45 2003

Message:
mornin twats again, anyone looking for their rims to be fucked 
today like Marie and her daughter 

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 06:17:05 2003

Message:
*<:-)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MY L'IL CUNT BOY**
Subject: **YOU ARE A L'IL CUNT BOY - SURPRISE!! SURPRISE!! - YOU L'IL CUNT BOY** :))
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:14:07 2003

Message:
I am so, so tired of fucking this bitch.........

"troy's" blow jobs are not any fun either.......

Anyone want to take over listening to this whore?

After doing this freak, even fucking chickens and sending cats 
to hell is not fun.

Don't disrespect "niggers."

troy is a bitch who is not worth it....



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE NOW........................IT WILL BE 
LATER...............BUT IT WILL 
BE.......................................................
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! Just another flamer cunt boy with negative karma.
Believe me you l'il cunt boy - I am the new Jesus Christ & you 
are a retard relatively speaking. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF HOW TO STOP SMOKING PRELIMINARY ...**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:18:36 2003

Message:
It is best to be Jesus Christ .... :)
Otherwise, "This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius .... "
"Aquarius .... !!!!"

THIS IS THE AQUARIAN CONSPIRACY!

Do you TRULY want to stop smoking or not?
Because if you don't then I thoroughly recommend that you keep 
right at it ...

Have you personally got it into your mind that you intend NEVER 
EVER to touch a cigarette EVER again?

You don't?

Just keep smoking them - no problem! :)

You do?

Remember that stopping smoking may well be accompanied by a 
chest infection & that a visit to your physician is of top 
priority ...

I think that having conqerered this aspect of your addiction you 
are considering means of dissolving all that crap in your lungs 
and you may or you may not know the chemical equations to 
achieve this effect .... :)

And this event occurred around about now! ... :)

More later.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **KISS MY CUNT**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:32:37 2003

Message:
Well go on then you l'il fuckin' cunt boys Blair & Bush ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LAURA - THE FIRST LADY**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:36:18 2003

Message:
We appreciate what you say. We thought you said it with style. 
Unfortunately we are the Afghan Government here and we don't put 
up with NO shit!! We agree that you should file for divorce in 
any case you are calm & in control whereas your husband in our 
best opinion isn't ...

Anyways, see you soon. We are considering the fate of the 
RICHEST continent on Earth. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AM TOP QUALITY CUNT MY L'IL BOYFRIENDS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:42:38 2003

Message:
Top quality cunt!
That's me.
LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY TOP QUALITY CUNT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:47:26 2003

Message:
Uh ........ Uhhhhh ............Uhhhhhhhhhhh........ 
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ........Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[My top quality cunt CUMING.]

:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Shitball aka. Shitball**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:51:04 2003

Message:
I am so, so tired of fucking this bitch.........

"troy's" blow jobs are not any fun either.......

Anyone want to take over listening to this whore?

After doing this freak, even fucking chickens and sending cats 
to hell is not fun.

Don't disrespect "niggers."

troy is a bitch who is not worth it....



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE NOW........................IT WILL BE 
LATER...............BUT IT WILL 
BE.......................................................
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Does a freak ass like you fantasise about me fucking all that 
top quality cunt?

If so then I will film it for you O.K.?

Duh! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TOP QUALITY CUNT**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:53:39 2003

Message:
Just consider this & this Truly is your path to stopping 
smoking ...

Which one Truly put Him on the straight & narrow?

Or: Truly such a woman is called Helen. Helen of Troy actually, 
or do you want to stop smoking then read on .. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE - PLAY ON!**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:57:06 2003

Message:
Fuck off! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **COLD TURKEY**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:58:34 2003

Message:
Just throw those whoredom useless nicotine patches away .... :)

Time to quit. Do it!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PREPARE TO DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS.**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:02:53 2003

Message:
Now with 14 thousand Police numbers I understand that this 
Presidenial Cadillac which is bullet proof with a decoy and a 
blood-mobile on standby along with the fucking money you fucking 
cunt boy!! .. is considered impervious ... you fucking CUNT BOYS 
SUCK ASS!! LMAO!! You lying cheating murdering and raping 
fuckheads! Let's add insult to injury!! LMAO!! You FUCKHEADS!!! 
LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAXINE CARR YOU LYING MURDERING SCUM**
Subject: **STOPPING SMOKING - PRELIMINARY**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:09:08 2003

Message:
Let's say that you have it AFFIXED in your respective miserable 
mind that you wish to stop smoking .. :)

You might wish to have a cigarette the following morning.

No problem. :)

And you call that a "cold turkey"?

Yes. :)

Because on the second day there will no longer EVER be any 
cigarettes ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF YOU HAVE THIS MINDSET THEN READ ON ... ** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:13:11 2003

Message:
Listen to me. :)
It is difficult to stop smoking & being highly charged sexually 
hardly helps this matter ..
I think the point is this: Do you want to quit or not?
It Truly is up to you but I think that at some stage in your 
life that you should consider this matter carefully ..
In the meantime if you wish to continue then please proceed with 
my blessing.
This was after all a "preliminary".

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF HOW TO STOP SMOKING.**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:17:52 2003

Message:
(1) Realise that this is an extreme health hazard that is 
costing you vast sums of money.
(2) Realise that you are a slave to your habit. Those cigarettes 
are manipulating you. You think that your concentration is 
enhanced by example as you pursue your studies and take your 
cigarette break. Let me categorically state that if you believe 
the latter statement then you are believing in a ritualistic & 
damaging figment of your imagination. If you realise that then 
you're on your way ... :)
(3) Please note that if you have discordance with (1) and/or (2) 
then I actually ADVOCATE that you keep on smoking.
(4) COLD TURKEY PHASE: Do you thoroughly have it affixed in your 
mind that you will never smoke a cigarette ever again? You 
don't? :) Then you might as well simply not bother ....
(5) I'll break this habit of yours if it is the last thing I do 
on Earth ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:33:03 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If you are a smoker then you will never ever be 
top quality cunt* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Osama Bin Laden**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:38:12 2003

Message:
Have you got any petrol? :)

From: Osama Bin Laden
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:44:27 2003

Message:
Why stop with buying some at your local gas station when you can 
just drill for some? :)

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:54:31 2003

Message:
... beware! beware! beware! ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **RUMSFELD & BUSH**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:55:15 2003

Message:
Now about that legal secretaty raping.
Any clues yet? :)

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:08:37 2003

Message:
... beware! beware! beware! ...

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:08:55 2003

Message:
... otherwise try 12 or 26 or 34 Mayday Road ...

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:11:39 2003

Message:
I have seen the "36 * 2" effect!!

Or:

All those virgins have me CUMMIN' in me panties! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WE WILL SHORTLY BE SACRIFICING YOUNG VIRGIN GIRLS UPON THE ALTAR AT LINDEN LODGE - WE SHALL ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING "WE ARE THE CHILDREN ... " AS WE STAKE THEM THROUGH WITH A ROUGHLY HEWN PIECE OF WOOD WE RIPPED OFF FROM IKEA** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:14:31 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Neutronium bomb exploding or just fuck off with 
it - it is a privacy issue or so thinks Jack Straw* effect 
too!! :)

It has something to do with Aleister Crowley, the moon conjunct 
with Mars again and Linden Lodge in my best diagnostic 
opinion ... :)

From: **HELEN & JACK**
To:
Subject: **WE'RE RED HOT LOVERS NOW BUT ALL THAT MONEY & YOU WOULD NEVER SECOND GUESS THAT ONE WOULD YOU... ???* LOL!!
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:19:35 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If you are a smoker then you will never ever be 
top quality cunt* effect!!
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We've decided between us that this is the best post so far today.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:23:12 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *What dissolves all of that tar other than 
whisky and/or vinegar in large quantities for months & months 
accompanied by anaglesics like paracetamol & also something like 
bicarbonate of soda to re-promote pepsin & you're in it for the 
long haul if you want it so take a deep breath & we'll hear that 
trigger being pulled ... * effect!!

From: North Carolina Gal
To: omcf, Facts Finder
Date: Mon Nov 17 13:50:54 2003

Message:
Hi.... I haven't been here in ages, I see that the board has 
just about disappeared. Things are going well here,My MS has 
been kicking my butt but I'm kicking it right back.

I hope to find you both doing well and know that my thoughts are 
with you..
omcf how's your daughter doing? I can't remember how old she 
is,15? Thats a rough age in this day and time.

Well I just wanted to check in and say Hi...

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 14:14:03 2003

Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO'S FOR A REFORMED TERRORIST ACTION?** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 15:57:37 2003

Message:
There will be no airplane attack. This is because Al Quaeda are 
not planning one. They have changed their ways and they prefer 
doing things with hand guns and similiar. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *THAT'S NICE ISN'T IT?** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 17:09:09 2003

Message:
The S.A.S. are reformed too.

They are considering flying a helicopter into R.A.F. airspace 
over Downing Street and simply dumping a bomb over the edge when 
they are safely tucked up in bed sleeping. :)

In the meantime I have to confess that I am presently wearing 
furry bunnykin slippers .. eek!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW TO INFILTRATE ENEMY AIRSPACE & BYPASS THE POLICE** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 17:12:42 2003

Message:
Just stick me in a helicopter with a machine gun & I'll do it ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THANK YOU FOR THE PLUTONIUM SIR JOHN STEVENS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:24:46 2003

Message:
Today we had both of his eyes gouged out.
He did not live.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PRESIDENT BUSH & BLAIR**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:28:15 2003

Message:
Now about that game of Russian Roulette ..

Well, would you like one? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE END**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:31:30 2003

Message:
And that is Truly how you infiltrate all of those 15,000 
policemen & women and how you get through the airspace.

THE END

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EPILOGUE**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:35:36 2003

Message:
The principal reason that these two individuals are so unaware 
of the extent to which the population of their respective 
countries harbour discontent about their decision to wage war 
against Iraq is primarily their elected status.

The second most important reason is simply the extent to which 
the population of Iraq and other Middle East countries harbour 
discontent about their decision to wage war against Iraq ...

And that's why we have the current security arrangements.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EPILOGUE OF EPILOGUES**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:50:34 2003

Message:
Actually you can be damn sure they know now.

And that's why we have the current security arrangements or P.M. 
I'm your guard for the day - I've got a really good handgun - 
I'll give it a whirl if you like - would you like to borrow 
it? :)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **UM, I'LL JUST POST IT THROUGH THE LETTERBOX OKAY?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:58:38 2003

Message:
Just don't shoot me ... :))

From: HELEN OF TROY <- OFF DUTY & RELAXING WITH A MAGNUM ICECREAM WANDERING AROUND ST. JAMES PARK IN THE DARKNESS
To: **THIS IS PURE FANTASY**
Subject: **I HAVE EXTRAORDINARY TELEPATHIC POWERS!!** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:05:05 2003

Message:
GAME I

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Prime Minister Blair: "No! You go first."
President Bush: "Then we've lost ..."


GAME II

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Prime Minister Blair: "No! I need to see Cherie first."
President Bush: "Then I'll go last and lose again. Damn!"


GAME III

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Prime Minister Blair: "No! I think we should try sleeping pills 
or similiar instead."
President Bush: "Should I take the blue pill or should I take 
the red one?"
Prime Minister Blair: "Just take both. Keep scoffing them down."

GAME IV

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Helen: BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! ... DONE! :)



From: om/cf
To: NC Gal
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:31:03 2003

Message:
It's good to hear from you, did you ever try that "alternative" 
treatment? 

Yeah, the "know-it-all" started high school this year. LOL. I 
made her take some tough classes like world history, German, 
Algebra while her friends are taking "child development" where 
they carry a rubber baby around taking care of it. What a load 
of crap. HA, the kid is perpetually pissed at me - must be doin' 
something right!

How's your son? Has he been deployed back to Afghanistan or Iraq?
The pilot of that Chinook downed near Tikrit was from a small 
town 'bout twenty miles from me. Seems all those aboard were 
headed for r & r in the states or headed home for hardship.

Take care and hang in there.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **U.S. BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:18:17 2003

Message:
Just to round off the evening you fucking assholes [hope you 
fucking rot.]
But did you ever consider that making introductions at 1:11 am 
in the morning while I'm trying to eat is the most appropriate 
time to do it?

I hate your fucking guts for this you American FUCKHEADS!!

I'll make it my mission in life NEVER to go there you FUCKING 
CUNTS!!

I hope that fucks a few more of you fucking cunt boys in. You're 
SHIT!!! We know why you did it then.

CUNT BOYS!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SHOVE THIS PRAYER RIGHT UP YOUR SCREWBALL MISERLY ASSHOLES!!**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:17:45 2003

Message:
Listen up fuckers because I'm damn sick & tired of my privacy 
being ruined at all hours of the day PLUS not being paid a bean 
for it. Eat on it!! LMAO!! Amen fuckers! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS KEEP INVADING YOUR PRIVACY AND OTHER MALICIOUS ACTIONS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:20:22 2003

Message:
Depression?

Suicide is one remedy.

Another one is executions.

See you in Hell. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BASH**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:22:20 2003

Message:
I can assure you that those people did that entirely on purpose. 
Do you have a hand gun? Shoot the fucking scum. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BASH**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:25:12 2003

Message:
Better still. Get their names and I'll fuck 'em in later for you.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FUCKHEADS THAT I AM EXTERMINATING**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:26:32 2003

Message:
So how you doin' my l'il handgunned bugging equipment abusing 
l'il cunt boys? :)

I'll see you later.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN DANA BASH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. I GUESS IF AMERICAN HISTORY IS LOOKING FUCKED UP THEN BLAME IT ON THE BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS FOREVER & EVER!!* HAHA!
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:27:48 2003

Message:
http://www.usembassy.org.uk/euro234.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS ---
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:32:58 2003

Message:
A novella in four parts ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS ---
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:37:30 2003

Message:
First there was four.
Then there was three.
Shall I proceed? :)
Okay!
I got down to two - handgunned one & macheted the last.
But guess what?
It's incredible. They survived death. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHICH WAY DO THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS WANNA GO?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:40:13 2003

Message:
Up or down it's all the same to me.
You suck ass.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:42:42 2003

Message:
020 8239 7552 Dial that number if you want your spiritual murder.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OTHERWISE EMAIL ME**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:44:07 2003

Message:
Here it is in case you were wondering:

rwarwick@croydononline.org

Here is the ex-president's:

georgebush@whitehouse.com

Here is Jodie Foster's:

jodiefoster@hollywood.com

I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?

The way you fucking cunts have actively seeked to deny me money 
is fucking disgusting too. FUCKING ROT!!! with a capital "R"

Let's just do the same rig tomorrow you fucking scum!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:48:18 2003

Message:
I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
That scum must ALL DIE!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FANCY YOURSELVES A BIT OF FREELIVEVIDEO.COM?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:49:55 2003

Message:
I think I'll sleep now.

Goodnight scum! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **INFERIOR SCUM**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:50:56 2003

Message:
Yes. That's you. :)
Choke on it you fucking maggots & have some dreams about it & 
blame the bugging equipment cunt boys.
Goodnightie! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... **
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:54:44 2003

Message:
The pay is good just like your fucking Union. You've simply 
jumped the gun and you didn't consult my book of etiquette. You 
can't even understand the meaning of a statement like "e-mail 
me". You seem to think I was born yesterday. You impose 
yourselves on me. Here is the million. I think it reflects badly 
personally. You fools! This is History. You can't even fucking 
pay me .. you just suck and your brains have obviously been 
removed. You're just shit. You know you fuckers truly seem to 
believe that you can act on my behalf in a way that is 
completely detrimental to me whilst at the same time I am 
insisting that you do the opposite. If you're guilty of that 
then you are going to Hell. Fucking peasants!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:01:29 2003

Message:
Now do NOT categorically NOT shoot those bugging equipment 
abusers. You fucking cunts are non-existent.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:03:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I say e-mail & you say bugging equipment 
without a single farthing once too often for my liking, hope all 
the guilty fucks rot in Hell sooner rather than later* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CINEMASCOPE PRIVACY INVASION MOVIES OF THE FUTURE**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:08:28 2003

Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy
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You're welcome. We have it recorded as live video feed with U.S. 
bugging equipment and U.K. bugging equipment provided the sound.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FUCKING CUNT BOYS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:11:22 2003

Message:
Are you guilty?
Good! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DUH!!! WE FORGOT TO PAY JESUS A SALARY. WE ARE IDIOTS. DUH!!!**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:12:41 2003

Message:
Now if someone had been a good Samaritan then I would have been 
able to leave that spiritual deathtrap with the bugging 
equipment behind far sooner ..

Conclusion? There is either no good Samaritan or else there was 
not one who had the financial means or only one who lacked the 
organisational skill at their local church to provide one.

This proves that essentially you suck ass. Good enough for me. 
As for me organising such a thing just forget it - you're mostly 
mad fucks who'd do the bidding of some cunt boy you work under 
rather than ever listen to me and especially if it involves 
money. You can stare at this writing forever & ever it simply 
won't make any difference.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU SHOULD SEE MY BATHROOM - WE GOT SOME GREAT PICS COMING IN FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOME MORE EXECUTIONS WOULD BE NICE. THANKS.** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:20:03 2003

Message:
So I think that about wraps up everything today.
Sweet dreams. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IT'S THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:32:44 2003

Message:
Lord Jesus needs money we just say it over & over & that is why 
we don't pay him a bean.
That is your dream!
That is your nightmare!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S INTRODUCE AN EMPRESS OR TWO - NO MATTER IF HE IS CHEWING HIS FOOD - YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS - IT'S TRUE**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:34:37 2003

Message:
You know the idea of trying to initiate communication with minor 
amplifying equipment & copious sums of bugging equipment has got 
to be the most moronic, dumbest and fantastically stupid idea of 
all time. 

What exactly is required to jumpstart your brains enough to 
realise this?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU ARE BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUNKIES**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:51:30 2003

Message:
Though you admitted on your minor amplifying equipment that you 
should not be bugging me this time last year you still do it. 
You are like parisitic little fuckheads mostly. You gain less 
than nothing in my opinion and yet you seem to think that your 
viewing experience is just swell. You'd never pay me for it 
because you seem to believe that I don't know about it. <- 
FUNNIEST PUNCH LINE EVER!!! LMAO!!

From: Seth - tis a good name. I'm keeping it. Helen's good too ... :)
To:
Subject: **IF I DON'T X-RAY ME A SCRATCH CARD THEN HOW ABOUT I X-RAY YOU A PAINTING?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:04:28 2003

Message:
I too have seen the Marcia Muller effect.
I too am your stupid fucking oracle or does reward money roll 
upon this one or try 72, Mayday Rd CR7 7HL ...
I think the point is that if you X-ray "Look over my 
shoulder ... "
You got yourself a baby and at least two propagators ...
One looks Sudanese or similiar and one looks Lebanese .. or 
shall we simply leave this as a Middle East description?

CASE CLOSED.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:10:34 2003

Message:
Ghanean.

From: Seth
To:
Subject: **TO THE CLOSE FAMILY OF MARCIA MULLER**
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:14:26 2003

Message:
Believe me when I tell you that I thought those people had that 
information months & months ago.
I am sorry that this case was not worked out sooner.
However I think you will find that we shall be effecting the 
appropriate arrests shortly.
Do you know - this is what I find completely dumbfounding ...
How is it that a precocious talent like that can be cut asunder 
by complete assholes & yet one may still maintain a belief in 
God?
What is the answer?
Unfortunately the answer is that is was "in this person's karma" 
or something similiar.
I will personally see to it that "karma" is a non-issue in the 
future - if this involves talent.

From: Seth
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003

Message:
Goodnight! :)

From: Tortellini Twat
To: deranged boys
Subject: tender meat
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003

Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TODAY'S LINK FOR THE DISINTERESTED & BORED YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:27:47 2003

Message:
http://www.met.police.uk/computercrime/

EAT SHIT & DIE!!

We're coming for you ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **VIRUSES**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:29:42 2003

Message:
You fuck artists are ALL going to get your respective Death 
sentences you fucking cunt boys!! :)

I guess I am not a hacker.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:33:17 2003

Message:

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:35:08 2003

Message:
What do you think about that?
I recorded another one for you last night for posterity ...

I'm here to crucify the fucking assholes by the way so fucking 
assholes weep!! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THIS IS WHAT I POSTED TO THE METROPOLITAN POLICE**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:37:42 2003

Message:
I am a serial murderer! :))

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAXINE CARR**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:40:03 2003

Message:
You are a LYING piece of shit!
Rot in Hell.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:41:06 2003

Message:
I guess the remedy is a proper sleep cycle ...
But there's the "U.S. fucking cunt boys bugging equipment 
*psychic attack* recorded for all posterity" ...
You fucking cunt boys! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **U.S. BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:18:17 2003 
Message:
Just to round off the evening you fucking assholes [hope you 
fucking rot.]
But did you ever consider that making introductions at 1:11 am 
in the morning while I'm trying to eat is the most appropriate 
time to do it?

I hate your fucking guts for this you American FUCKHEADS!!

I'll make it my mission in life NEVER to go there you FUCKING 
CUNTS!!

I hope that fucks a few more of you fucking cunt boys in. You're 
SHIT!!! We know why you did it then.

CUNT BOYS!!

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **SHOVE THIS PRAYER RIGHT UP YOUR SCREWBALL MISERLY 
ASSHOLES!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:17:45 2003 
Message:
Listen up fuckers because I'm damn sick & tired of my privacy 
being ruined at all hours of the day PLUS not being paid a bean 
for it. Eat on it!! LMAO!! Amen fuckers! LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IF THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS KEEP INVADING YOUR PRIVACY 
AND OTHER MALICIOUS ACTIONS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:20:22 2003 
Message:
Depression?

Suicide is one remedy.

Another one is executions.

See you in Hell. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:22:20 2003 
Message:
I can assure you that those people did that entirely on purpose. 
Do you have a hand gun? Shoot the fucking scum. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:25:12 2003 
Message:
Better still. Get their names and I'll fuck 'em in later for you.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKHEADS THAT I AM EXTERMINATING** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:26:32 2003 
Message:
So how you doin' my l'il handgunned bugging equipment abusing 
l'il cunt boys? :)

I'll see you later.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN DANA BASH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. I GUESS 
IF AMERICAN HISTORY IS LOOKING FUCKED UP THEN BLAME IT ON THE 
BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS FOREVER & EVER!!* HAHA! 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:27:48 2003 
Message:
http://www.usembassy.org.uk/euro234.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:32:58 2003 
Message:
A novella in four parts ...

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:37:30 2003 
Message:
First there was four.
Then there was three.
Shall I proceed? :)
Okay!
I got down to two - handgunned one & macheted the last.
But guess what?
It's incredible. They survived death. LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WHICH WAY DO THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS WANNA GO?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:40:13 2003 
Message:
Up or down it's all the same to me.
You suck ass.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HERE IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:42:42 2003 
Message:
020 8239 7552 Dial that number if you want your spiritual murder.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **OTHERWISE EMAIL ME** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:44:07 2003 
Message:
Here it is in case you were wondering:

rwarwick@croydononline.org

Here is the ex-president's:

georgebush@whitehouse.com

Here is Jodie Foster's:

jodiefoster@hollywood.com

I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?

The way you fucking cunts have actively seeked to deny me money 
is fucking disgusting too. FUCKING ROT!!! with a capital "R"

Let's just do the same rig tomorrow you fucking scum!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:48:18 2003 
Message:
I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
That scum must ALL DIE!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FANCY YOURSELVES A BIT OF FREELIVEVIDEO.COM?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:49:55 2003 
Message:
I think I'll sleep now.

Goodnight scum! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **INFERIOR SCUM** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:50:56 2003 
Message:
Yes. That's you. :)
Choke on it you fucking maggots & have some dreams about it & 
blame the bugging equipment cunt boys.
Goodnightie! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... ** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:54:44 2003 
Message:
The pay is good just like your fucking Union. You've simply 
jumped the gun and you didn't consult my book of etiquette. You 
can't even understand the meaning of a statement like "e-mail 
me". You seem to think I was born yesterday. You impose 
yourselves on me. Here is the million. I think it reflects badly 
personally. You fools! This is History. You can't even fucking 
pay me .. you just suck and your brains have obviously been 
removed. You're just shit. You know you fuckers truly seem to 
believe that you can act on my behalf in a way that is 
completely detrimental to me whilst at the same time I am 
insisting that you do the opposite. If you're guilty of that 
then you are going to Hell. Fucking peasants!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:01:29 2003 
Message:
Now do NOT categorically NOT shoot those bugging equipment 
abusers. You fucking cunts are non-existent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:03:57 2003 
Message:
I have seen the *I say e-mail & you say bugging equipment 
without a single farthing once too often for my liking, hope all 
the guilty fucks rot in Hell sooner rather than later* effect!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **CINEMASCOPE PRIVACY INVASION MOVIES OF THE FUTURE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:08:28 2003 
Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're welcome. We have it recorded as live video feed with U.S. 
bugging equipment and U.K. bugging equipment provided the sound.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:11:22 2003 
Message:
Are you guilty?
Good! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **DUH!!! WE FORGOT TO PAY JESUS A SALARY. WE ARE 
IDIOTS. DUH!!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:12:41 2003 
Message:
Now if someone had been a good Samaritan then I would have been 
able to leave that spiritual deathtrap with the bugging 
equipment behind far sooner ..

Conclusion? There is either no good Samaritan or else there was 
not one who had the financial means or only one who lacked the 
organisational skill at their local church to provide one.

This proves that essentially you suck ass. Good enough for me. 
As for me organising such a thing just forget it - you're mostly 
mad fucks who'd do the bidding of some cunt boy you work under 
rather than ever listen to me and especially if it involves 
money. You can stare at this writing forever & ever it simply 
won't make any difference.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU SHOULD SEE MY BATHROOM - WE GOT SOME GREAT PICS 
COMING IN FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOME MORE EXECUTIONS WOULD BE 
NICE. THANKS.** :) 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:20:03 2003 
Message:
So I think that about wraps up everything today.
Sweet dreams. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IT'S THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:32:44 2003 
Message:
Lord Jesus needs money we just say it over & over & that is why 
we don't pay him a bean.
That is your dream!
That is your nightmare!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **LET'S INTRODUCE AN EMPRESS OR TWO - NO MATTER IF HE 
IS CHEWING HIS FOOD - YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS - IT'S TRUE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:34:37 2003 
Message:
You know the idea of trying to initiate communication with minor 
amplifying equipment & copious sums of bugging equipment has got 
to be the most moronic, dumbest and fantastically stupid idea of 
all time. 

What exactly is required to jumpstart your brains enough to 
realise this?

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU ARE BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUNKIES** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:51:30 2003 
Message:
Though you admitted on your minor amplifying equipment that you 
should not be bugging me this time last year you still do it. 
You are like parisitic little fuckheads mostly. You gain less 
than nothing in my opinion and yet you seem to think that your 
viewing experience is just swell. You'd never pay me for it 
because you seem to believe that I don't know about it. <- 
FUNNIEST PUNCH LINE EVER!!! LMAO!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth - tis a good name. I'm keeping it. Helen's good 
too ... :) 
To: 
Subject: **IF I DON'T X-RAY ME A SCRATCH CARD THEN HOW ABOUT I X-
RAY YOU A PAINTING?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:04:28 2003 
Message:
I too have seen the Marcia Muller effect.
I too am your stupid fucking oracle or does reward money roll 
upon this one or try 72, Mayday Rd CR7 7HL ...
I think the point is that if you X-ray "Look over my 
shoulder ... "
You got yourself a baby and at least two propagators ...
One looks Sudanese or similiar and one looks Lebanese .. or 
shall we simply leave this as a Middle East description?

CASE CLOSED.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:10:34 2003 
Message:
Ghanean.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Subject: **TO THE CLOSE FAMILY OF MARCIA MULLER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:14:26 2003 
Message:
Believe me when I tell you that I thought those people had that 
information months & months ago.
I am sorry that this case was not worked out sooner.
However I think you will find that we shall be effecting the 
appropriate arrests shortly.
Do you know - this is what I find completely dumbfounding ...
How is it that a precocious talent like that can be cut asunder 
by complete assholes & yet one may still maintain a belief in 
God?
What is the answer?
Unfortunately the answer is that is was "in this person's karma" 
or something similiar.
I will personally see to it that "karma" is a non-issue in the 
future - if this involves talent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003 
Message:
Goodnight! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Tortellini Twat 
To: deranged boys 
Subject: tender meat 
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003 
Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HI THERE LAURA!!**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:46:54 2003

Message:
THIS IS LIVE.

Are you filing for divorce yet?

:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID YOU GET AIR FORCE 1 PROPERLY SECURITY CHECKED?**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:49:48 2003

Message:
There is a LOT of plutonium onboard .... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT HAPPENED**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:51:06 2003

Message:
We observed live on Carlton U.K. images of President Bush & his 
wife disembarking from a holiday with a helicopter & mounting 
Air Force I for one more ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU GO FIRST.** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:54:04 2003

Message:
BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Air Force 1 got through the R.A.F. airspace ..... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE FUCKED INTO HELL YOU FUCKING SCUM!!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:55:57 2003

Message:
From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003 
Message:
Goodnight! :)

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---------------
From: Tortellini Twat 
To: deranged boys 
Subject: tender meat 
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003 
Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **TODAY'S LINK FOR THE DISINTERESTED & BORED YOU 
FUCKING CUNT BOYS** :) 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:27:47 2003 
Message:
http://www.met.police.uk/computercrime/

EAT SHIT & DIE!!

We're coming for you ...

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **VIRUSES** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:29:42 2003 
Message:
You fuck artists are ALL going to get your respective Death 
sentences you fucking cunt boys!! :)

I guess I am not a hacker.

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:33:17 2003 
Message:


-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:35:08 2003 
Message:
What do you think about that?
I recorded another one for you last night for posterity ...

I'm here to crucify the fucking assholes by the way so fucking 
assholes weep!! LOL!!


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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **THIS IS WHAT I POSTED TO THE METROPOLITAN POLICE** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:37:42 2003 
Message:
I am a serial murderer! :))

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **MAXINE CARR** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:40:03 2003 
Message:
You are a LYING piece of shit!
Rot in Hell.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:41:06 2003 
Message:
I guess the remedy is a proper sleep cycle ...
But there's the "U.S. fucking cunt boys bugging equipment 
*psychic attack* recorded for all posterity" ...
You fucking cunt boys! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **U.S. BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:18:17 2003 
Message:
Just to round off the evening you fucking assholes [hope you 
fucking rot.]
But did you ever consider that making introductions at 1:11 am 
in the morning while I'm trying to eat is the most appropriate 
time to do it?

I hate your fucking guts for this you American FUCKHEADS!!

I'll make it my mission in life NEVER to go there you FUCKING 
CUNTS!!

I hope that fucks a few more of you fucking cunt boys in. You're 
SHIT!!! We know why you did it then.

CUNT BOYS!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **SHOVE THIS PRAYER RIGHT UP YOUR SCREWBALL MISERLY 
ASSHOLES!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:17:45 2003 
Message:
Listen up fuckers because I'm damn sick & tired of my privacy 
being ruined at all hours of the day PLUS not being paid a bean 
for it. Eat on it!! LMAO!! Amen fuckers! LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IF THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS KEEP INVADING YOUR PRIVACY 
AND OTHER MALICIOUS ACTIONS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:20:22 2003 
Message:
Depression?

Suicide is one remedy.

Another one is executions.

See you in Hell. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:22:20 2003 
Message:
I can assure you that those people did that entirely on purpose. 
Do you have a hand gun? Shoot the fucking scum. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:25:12 2003 
Message:
Better still. Get their names and I'll fuck 'em in later for you.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKHEADS THAT I AM EXTERMINATING** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:26:32 2003 
Message:
So how you doin' my l'il handgunned bugging equipment abusing 
l'il cunt boys? :)

I'll see you later.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN DANA BASH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. I GUESS 
IF AMERICAN HISTORY IS LOOKING FUCKED UP THEN BLAME IT ON THE 
BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS FOREVER & EVER!!* HAHA! 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:27:48 2003 
Message:
http://www.usembassy.org.uk/euro234.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:32:58 2003 
Message:
A novella in four parts ...

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:37:30 2003 
Message:
First there was four.
Then there was three.
Shall I proceed? :)
Okay!
I got down to two - handgunned one & macheted the last.
But guess what?
It's incredible. They survived death. LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WHICH WAY DO THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS WANNA GO?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:40:13 2003 
Message:
Up or down it's all the same to me.
You suck ass.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HERE IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:42:42 2003 
Message:
020 8239 7552 Dial that number if you want your spiritual murder.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **OTHERWISE EMAIL ME** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:44:07 2003 
Message:
Here it is in case you were wondering:

rwarwick@croydononline.org

Here is the ex-president's:

georgebush@whitehouse.com

Here is Jodie Foster's:

jodiefoster@hollywood.com

I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?

The way you fucking cunts have actively seeked to deny me money 
is fucking disgusting too. FUCKING ROT!!! with a capital "R"

Let's just do the same rig tomorrow you fucking scum!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:48:18 2003 
Message:
I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
That scum must ALL DIE!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FANCY YOURSELVES A BIT OF FREELIVEVIDEO.COM?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:49:55 2003 
Message:
I think I'll sleep now.

Goodnight scum! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **INFERIOR SCUM** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:50:56 2003 
Message:
Yes. That's you. :)
Choke on it you fucking maggots & have some dreams about it & 
blame the bugging equipment cunt boys.
Goodnightie! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... ** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:54:44 2003 
Message:
The pay is good just like your fucking Union. You've simply 
jumped the gun and you didn't consult my book of etiquette. You 
can't even understand the meaning of a statement like "e-mail 
me". You seem to think I was born yesterday. You impose 
yourselves on me. Here is the million. I think it reflects badly 
personally. You fools! This is History. You can't even fucking 
pay me .. you just suck and your brains have obviously been 
removed. You're just shit. You know you fuckers truly seem to 
believe that you can act on my behalf in a way that is 
completely detrimental to me whilst at the same time I am 
insisting that you do the opposite. If you're guilty of that 
then you are going to Hell. Fucking peasants!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:01:29 2003 
Message:
Now do NOT categorically NOT shoot those bugging equipment 
abusers. You fucking cunts are non-existent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:03:57 2003 
Message:
I have seen the *I say e-mail & you say bugging equipment 
without a single farthing once too often for my liking, hope all 
the guilty fucks rot in Hell sooner rather than later* effect!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **CINEMASCOPE PRIVACY INVASION MOVIES OF THE FUTURE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:08:28 2003 
Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're welcome. We have it recorded as live video feed with U.S. 
bugging equipment and U.K. bugging equipment provided the sound.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:11:22 2003 
Message:
Are you guilty?
Good! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **DUH!!! WE FORGOT TO PAY JESUS A SALARY. WE ARE 
IDIOTS. DUH!!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:12:41 2003 
Message:
Now if someone had been a good Samaritan then I would have been 
able to leave that spiritual deathtrap with the bugging 
equipment behind far sooner ..

Conclusion? There is either no good Samaritan or else there was 
not one who had the financial means or only one who lacked the 
organisational skill at their local church to provide one.

This proves that essentially you suck ass. Good enough for me. 
As for me organising such a thing just forget it - you're mostly 
mad fucks who'd do the bidding of some cunt boy you work under 
rather than ever listen to me and especially if it involves 
money. You can stare at this writing forever & ever it simply 
won't make any difference.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU SHOULD SEE MY BATHROOM - WE GOT SOME GREAT PICS 
COMING IN FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOME MORE EXECUTIONS WOULD BE 
NICE. THANKS.** :) 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:20:03 2003 
Message:
So I think that about wraps up everything today.
Sweet dreams. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IT'S THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:32:44 2003 
Message:
Lord Jesus needs money we just say it over & over & that is why 
we don't pay him a bean.
That is your dream!
That is your nightmare!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **LET'S INTRODUCE AN EMPRESS OR TWO - NO MATTER IF HE 
IS CHEWING HIS FOOD - YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS - IT'S TRUE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:34:37 2003 
Message:
You know the idea of trying to initiate communication with minor 
amplifying equipment & copious sums of bugging equipment has got 
to be the most moronic, dumbest and fantastically stupid idea of 
all time. 

What exactly is required to jumpstart your brains enough to 
realise this?

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU ARE BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUNKIES** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:51:30 2003 
Message:
Though you admitted on your minor amplifying equipment that you 
should not be bugging me this time last year you still do it. 
You are like parisitic little fuckheads mostly. You gain less 
than nothing in my opinion and yet you seem to think that your 
viewing experience is just swell. You'd never pay me for it 
because you seem to believe that I don't know about it. <- 
FUNNIEST PUNCH LINE EVER!!! LMAO!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth - tis a good name. I'm keeping it. Helen's good 
too ... :) 
To: 
Subject: **IF I DON'T X-RAY ME A SCRATCH CARD THEN HOW ABOUT I X-
RAY YOU A PAINTING?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:04:28 2003 
Message:
I too have seen the Marcia Muller effect.
I too am your stupid fucking oracle or does reward money roll 
upon this one or try 72, Mayday Rd CR7 7HL ...
I think the point is that if you X-ray "Look over my 
shoulder ... "
You got yourself a baby and at least two propagators ...
One looks Sudanese or similiar and one looks Lebanese .. or 
shall we simply leave this as a Middle East description?

CASE CLOSED.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:10:34 2003 
Message:
Ghanean.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Subject: **TO THE CLOSE FAMILY OF MARCIA MULLER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:14:26 2003 
Message:
Believe me when I tell you that I thought those people had that 
information months & months ago.
I am sorry that this case was not worked out sooner.
However I think you will find that we shall be effecting the 
appropriate arrests shortly.
Do you know - this is what I find completely dumbfounding ...
How is it that a precocious talent like that can be cut asunder 
by complete assholes & yet one may still maintain a belief in 
God?
What is the answer?
Unfortunately the answer is that is was "in this person's karma" 
or something similiar.
I will personally see to it that "karma" is a non-issue in the 
future - if this involves talent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003 
Message:
Goodnight! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Tortellini Twat 
To: deranged boys 
Subject: tender meat 
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003 
Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!



-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HI THERE LAURA!!** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:46:54 2003 
Message:
THIS IS LIVE.

Are you filing for divorce yet?

:)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **DID YOU GET AIR FORCE 1 PROPERLY SECURITY CHECKED?** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:49:48 2003 
Message:
There is a LOT of plutonium onboard .... :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WHAT HAPPENED** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:51:06 2003 
Message:
We observed live on Carlton U.K. images of President Bush & his 
wife disembarking from a holiday with a helicopter & mounting 
Air Force I for one more ... :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **LET'S PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU GO FIRST.** :) 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:54:04 2003 
Message:
BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Air Force 1 got through the R.A.F. airspace ..... :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'm going to do some feather dusting k?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LIFT OFF! AIR FORCE I!**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:59:51 2003

Message:
As I speak, we are in the air ..

From:
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:01:05 2003

Message:
boo!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!** :))
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:01:53 2003

Message:
That was a freelivevideo.com thing.
Yes I hacked that site to shreds you fucking assholes!
Why not just hack yourself some airspace?
**YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!** :))  

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **POSTERITY**
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:04:26 2003

Message:
-- n. posterity (-ter'i-ti), those coming after: succeeding 
generations: a race of descendants. [L. posterior, comp. of 
posterus, coming after--post, after]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SIR CHRISTOPHER MYER**
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:10:44 2003

Message:
This guy THINKS that George Bush has a high I.Q.
He said it on live T.V. on B.B.C.1 at precisely 13:10 G.M.T.
We have the recordings to prove it.

Sir Christopher Myer, how is your I.Q. test you fucking moron? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **13:10 G.M.T.YOU FUCKING CUNT BOY!!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:14:26 2003

Message:
Oh! :)
And that was the 18th of November 2003.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SIR CHRISTOPHER MYER**
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:16:00 2003

Message:
Who'd you murder then other than your wife? 

Good on you Chris! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CARNAGE ON THE INTERNET**
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:17:26 2003

Message:
Yes. :)

But they don't call me "Helen" for nothing ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **THE POLICE**
Subject: **TAYLOR'S PUB STREATHAM HIGH STREET**
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:18:50 2003

Message:
Yes I have researched this case and I am entirely satisfied that 
the individual working there pre/post 6:30 pm GMT on the 17th of 
November 2003 behind the bar with dark hair and probably in his 
twenties and over six feet tall is guilty ...

**FIRST DEGREE "DATE" RAPE**

He used Rohypnol or similiar ... 

Goodbye fucker! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GUILTY PARTY NUMBER TWO**
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:24:15 2003

Message:
Your suspect is called Khalid and holds an Egyptian passport.
By the way, my passport number is 540009282 give or take a digit 
or two.
The suspect is about six feet tall and was last seen last night 
in white trousers, light brown suede shoes ..
His hair is short and wiry.
He too is guilty of serial rape.
You might well require Interpol for this one ...
If there is a cash reward going on this one then I have 
preselected the Alzheimer's Society. 
Just thank Helen. :) 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:30:51 2003

Message:
... And dial 999 ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:31:19 2003

Message:
http://www.drugscope.org.uk/druginfo/drugsearch/ds_results.asp?
file=%5Cwip%5C11%5C1%5C1%5Crohypnol.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Goodbye! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **A.O.L. = AMERICA(?) ONLINE.**
Subject: **IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS!!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 08:33:37 2003

Message:
Still. I am sure that your continued publicity campaign with the 
CD's thru the letterbox is proving effective ..
Personally I think you are money grabbing assholes but to each 
their own.

Or:

How to sink AOL with a couple of lines on afghan-government.com

:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **NOISE PATROL - CROYDON COUNCIL**
Subject: **DIE!!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 09:04:01 2003

Message:
In the meantime let us have those fucking cunt boy neighbours 
annoy you with yet more of their fucking music/noise with noise 
patrol in the full knowledge of doing sweet fuck all or you are 
next you fucking noise patrol CUNT BOYS!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 09:08:21 2003

Message:
I'm off to get some more murderers & rapist SCUM so consider 
that I am on break.

Thanks a million fuckers! 
Shove your crime resolutions up your respective asses.

I'll see you later. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FLIGHT 974 DESTINATION GENEVA**
Date: Tue Nov 18 09:10:34 2003

Message:
Blow it out of the sky! :)

Otherwise we could on personal invitation go over all that black 
box inputting again - they're not really black actually - 
they're orange in case we crash-land ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DO YOU READ ENGLISH? OR SPELL ME "ONOMATOPOEIA" YOU FUCKING PISSARTIST TURDS"
Date: Tue Nov 18 10:19:12 2003

Message:
Here are some of my current dictionaries you fucking assholes:

So here they are CUNTS!! :)

Chamber's Twentieth Century Dictionary.

Roget's Thesaurus.

The Oxford Dictionary of English Christian Names [even if those 
fucking cunts who keep disturbing me with door slamming & some 
fucking music box along with some drums & an electrical guitar 
elsewhere ever got themselves baptised one then I can assure you 
in complete certainity that they never shall again or I am most 
certainly NOT an official spokesman for Croydon Noise Patrol ... 
fuck 'em to Hell too.]

A Dictionary of Superstitions

A Dictionary of Dreams [Miller]

The Occult Power of Numbers [Westcott]

A Dictionary of Abbreviations [published by Penguin.]

Chambers Anagrams

The Complete Dictionary of Astrology [Leo]

There were others too. However in the meantime would you kindly 
stick some bullets through that noise-inducing SCUM??
Thank you! :)

From:
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 10:46:03 2003

Message:
A Penguin Dictionary of Curious & Interesting Numbers .... just 
flew by .....

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HAVING HEARD JUST ONE TOO MANY "CHARLIE-BOYS" FOR MY LIKING"
Date: Tue Nov 18 10:48:51 2003

Message:
I've decided now to drop "Our Lord Jesus Christ" in favour 
of "The Lord Jesus Christ".

I therefore declare "Our Lord Jesus Christ" declared to be a 
Crime punishable by a prison term and that such an utterance 
shall lead to your person being detained at Her Majesty's 
pleasure. :)

And that event occurred at 3:57 P.M. G.M.T. Tuesday, November 
the 18th 2003.


From:
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:01:10 2003

Message:
And there went "Contemporary Novelists" 1976 ...
You fucking assholes! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IN BETWEEN DOING THE FEATHER DUSTING I ADMIRE THE HANDIWORK OF THAT NOISE-INDUCING SCUM AND THE NOISE PATROL SCUM WHO KNOW FULL WELL ALL ABOUT RELIGIOUS COMMENTARIES TO KEEP THEIR HELLBOUND ASSES AT BAY FROM TOTAL SPIRITUAL DISCONNECTION**
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:05:15 2003

Message:
And there goes the music/noise again you FUCKING ASSHOLES! :)

**YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!** :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **NOISE DISTURBANCE & THE JESUS CHRIST TENANT**
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:08:29 2003

Message:
Solution?

Get Him a million for a bomb shelter.

Told 'em months & months ago.

But did those FUCKERS ever do it? 

No! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FUCK THAT SCUM!**
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:10:22 2003

Message:
:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THAT SCUM PUT BUGGING EQUIPMENT INTO MY HOME**
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:11:28 2003

Message:
That scum loved & still loves to command "the rig" in the vain 
hope that I shoot my wad at them ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:12:46 2003

Message:
I'm going out now.

Guard the books!

Thx. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THAT'S THE NEW MESSIAH JUST DON'T TELL HIM - OR PULL THE OTHER ONE YOU FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:25:26 2003

Message:
I suppose that puts the:

'Scuse me mate have you got 10p?

Hey mate have you got a minute? ... Mate I'm talking to you! .. 
You fucking cunt!!

'Scuse me mate have you got a cigarette? [A. Thank God I don't 
have a Rolex but I suppose that sorts out Ms. Hurley.]

'Scuse me mate here's a million bucks for your autograph up your 
ass too!

Out of reach.
Yes I suppose it does! :)
I'm afraid I've dropped all of the above in favour of *The Lord 
Jesus Christ*.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Ms. Hurley & the Special Branch Mugging Squad**
Date: Tue Nov 18 11:30:40 2003

Message:
Let me tell you that last time around [because there's been a 
few] they decided to cut her with a knife below the eye. It was 
some black asshole creeping around Chelsea or Kensington. He 
said "hand it over or I'll take out your eye". Cut her up 
anyways. I saw her a few days later after she had had some 
stitches [I think 7 or 8] placed in it. Thanks a million you 
fucking cunt boys. As for Hugh I think he is hot & cold over 
this nonetheless mistakes of the past simply cannot be rolled 
under the carpet and forgotten ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MAYDAY HOSPITAL**
Date: Tue Nov 18 16:39:53 2003

Message:
I declare myself boss.
For a test case I'm starting off by firing all of management.
Pack your bags. Get out! :)
I don't think we need you.
Did you fools notice how you are just left there staring at your 
handgun?
There is still the issue of 50000 pounds - unmarked bills as per 
usual through the letterbox.
Thanks! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: ***YOU'RE FIRED!*** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 16:44:42 2003

Message:
Apart from the minor issue of triggering World War III via the 
internet - I actually was serious that night - I am absolutely 
serious on this issue. I've been thinking about this one for 
years.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 16:47:52 2003

Message:
In the meantime panic not. If all goes to plan I shall be 
dealing the rest of the test case next week. 

I'm busy. All for now.

From:
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 16:49:42 2003

Message:
with

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHITGIFT SECURITY**
Date: Tue Nov 18 16:50:10 2003

Message:
Is it just me or is it just you but you appeared to want a 
Police investigation so you shopped yourselves one today.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SO WHAT'S THE CHARGE?**
Date: Tue Nov 18 17:09:36 2003

Message:
Here's a clue. ;)
Start by finding yourselves a pair of size 8 shoes that cost 24 
pounds and match them up at *Officers & Gentlemen*.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHY ARE THE POLICE GOING ALONG WITH THIS SECURITY?**
Date: Tue Nov 18 17:12:23 2003

Message:
It is simply this.
They were given orders and get extra pay for overtime.

Have we worked out the bugging equipment intrusion problem yet?

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 17:58:23 2003

Message:
I see that other Twat Bush has come over to the uk to give us 
some of his fuckin shite. Hope some cunt puts a bullet in his 
head, then I can sleep better of a night. Fuckin wanker 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHITGIFT SECURITY**
Date: Tue Nov 18 17:31:24 2003

Message:
Clue Number 2.
Between going to the Police station and visiting the Ashcroft 
theatre I also set the vigilantes on you.
Why not see who is at work tomorrow at the Whitgift centre?
They're the good security! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SMILE YOU SECURITY FUCKHEADS WE HAVE YOU ON CANDID CAMERA**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:04:07 2003

Message:
Clue number 3.
Why is it always the same little cunt boys and a lesbian or two 
that think it's their job to escort the Lord Jesus off the 
premises?
Well we had it all recorded for you! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:07:19 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Double rape & murder* effect!!

I too think you suck ass!

Rot in HELL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **RAPE & MURDER CHARGE ONE - THINK MIGHT BE MOTHER OR CLOSE RELATIVE**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:09:31 2003

Message:
Clue Number 5.
Why would an employee of *The Officer's & Gentlemen Club* claim 
that there were none of those shoes size 8 in stock when we all 
know perfectly well that there are.

It is funny being served by a rapist potentially motherfucking 
murderer at *The Officer's & Gentlemen Club* :))

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:13:17 2003

Message:
I too have seen *The shoe theft tomorrow or even tonight you 
never know your luck and the non-rapist non-murdering security 
running after him and catching up* effect!! ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PHONE YOUR SOLICITOR - WE NEED SOME BRAND NEW SHOES TOO.**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:17:36 2003

Message:
As a comic variation let's have the Virgin Mary & Elinor as the 
two ugly sisters and then I'll simply hand Juliet 50 million 
Australian dollars.

I agree at least in principal that the price of shoes down under 
has become inflationary over the years. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SPECIAL OPERATION CINDERELLA**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:29:10 2003

Message:
http://www.ucalgary.ca/~dkbrown/cinderella.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

I think you have some broken links there but we get the idea. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **AN ANGLO-FRENCH ARCHITECTURAL PALATIAL DISPUTE.**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:32:51 2003

Message:
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0510a.html#perrault

It's French and the French Palaces are better in my honest 
opinion. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **TONY BLAIR & PRESIDENT BUSH**
Subject: **BECAUSE WE'RE NEARING MIDNIGHT ... ** ;)
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:35:54 2003

Message:
Now that you've had your banquet with the Queen at Buckingham 
Palace, how about a quick game of Russian Roulette just before 
bed?

From: HELEN OF TROY<-- OFF DUTY AGAIN?
To:
Subject: **TIME-DATE-STAMP**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:43:11 2003

Message:
Yes I walk the park alone again tonight ... :(

23:43:50 G.M.T. Tuesday, November the 18th 2003

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **IN MEMORIAM**
Subject: **AFTER THE TEARJERKER THE LADY OF THE LAKE APPEARS FROM A SEA OF BLUE.**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:46:22 2003

Message:
Wow!! All those Police officers!
Hmmm I suppose I could go off duty after all.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JUST GONE PAST MIDNIGHT**
Date: Tue Nov 18 18:58:10 2003

Message:
I know. Let's try and get a taxi from Charing Cross home. 
Otherwise I could just go to a bar on Maiden lane and get myself 
a huge quantity of beer. LOL!! 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EXOTIC BEAUTY**
Date: Tue Nov 18 19:03:36 2003

Message:
Here's something else I could try I murmer as I call on the 
phone in the bar ...

.. OFFERS MASSAGE.

1 Min Euston Station

020
7916 9453

... Helen was here ......  ... Helen was here ...... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OR MAYBE THIS ONE? AS I PLACE MY SMITH & WESTON .33 CALIBRE HAND GUN INTO THE HOLSTER STRAP ON CONCEALED UNDER MY SKIRT.** LOL!!
Date: Tue Nov 18 19:06:17 2003

Message:
Beautiful, Bubbly, Busty & Slim INDIAN Lady.

"Come and Have a Drink With Me"

Hotel Visits Available

Covent Garden Area

7503 0337  

Is that you again Papiya? :)

Anyway, it's closer than Euston.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE END**
Date: Tue Nov 18 19:17:22 2003

Message:
It was a privacy issue.

THE END

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EPILOGUE**
Date: Tue Nov 18 19:21:38 2003

Message:
**If you really have to know, in the end I just took the taxi 
home.**

I might be in London again on Thursday this week before flying 
to Geneva the next day.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EPILOGUE OF EPILOGUES**
Date: Tue Nov 18 19:26:15 2003

Message:
I suppose the tailered down version would have a little less 
Helen! :)

Actually I think that all it requires really is to 4X out the 
obscenities.

It's just this kind of message board so don't argue with it it's 
required.

I'm not sure about the massage parlour girls either. Probably 4X 
out their phone numbers and just for starters ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S WRECK THE PICASSO COLLECTION.**
Date: Tue Nov 18 19:38:50 2003

Message:
I'll draw the pictures of Helen at a later date.

Then Jodie will bust in the Picasso collection piece by piece on 
camera.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **massage parlour girls**
Date: Tue Nov 18 20:08:27 2003

Message:
I'm not sure about the massage parlour girls either. Probably 4X 
out their phone numbers and just for starters ..
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Don't worry. The Police will not pursue.

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Tue Nov 18 23:05:59 2003

Message:
Hey fuckhead! The American people elected Bush. It was done via 
the electoral college. This is called democracy. You have no 
problem with free speech, yet you hate those who make it possible 
for you speak your moronic mind on the board. Hell, asshole, 
you've turned this place into your histrionic blog! I challenge 
you to tell us what you stand for. So far, all you've done is run 
off at the mouth, dribbling cum from your anti-Democratic glass 
jaw. Your posts are B-O-R-I-N-G pointless, and long-winded, and 
that's what I find most insulting about them. If you had your 
way, the world would be going up in flames while you were busy 
gelling up your pink mohawk and/or painting your nails and lips 
black. You need to get into a tub full of nice warm water, slash 
your limp wrists (using a rusty razor blade), and hold them 
underwater for about anhour or so. Have a nice day bitch.     
              

From:
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 23:36:54 2003

Message:
ROFLMFAO! *effect*!! It HAD to be said!! *effect*

From: SOUTH_PARK_PUD_PULLER
To:
Date: Tue Nov 18 23:41:56 2003

Message:
SHHHHH! The babbling arse is sleeping and snores like a horse 
from the sounds coming through the listening equipment *effect*!

From:
To: Dick Warwick
Date: Tue Nov 18 23:05:59 2003

Message:
Gargle with formaldehyde 97% and call Dr. Kevorkian in the 
morning.     

From: Pissed-hole Pete
To: board
Subject: Samantha bucket fanny
Date: Wed Nov 19 04:57:53 2003

Message:
I wonder how many guys om/cf's daughter has sucked off already 
even at her tender age? She's just at the right gleeful cock-
sucking age where it is still a big sticky adventure

From: An Italian Guy
To: the board
Subject: abuse me......please
Date: Wed Nov 19 05:04:04 2003

Message:
why are people calling me spaghetti-dick? I'm a nice guy I look 
after my sisters and make love to my mama every day, I don't 
deserve this abuse

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To: SOUTH_PARK_PUD_PULLER
Subject: **LOL!!**
Date: Wed Nov 19 05:56:09 2003

Message:
SHHHHH! The babbling arse is sleeping and snores like a horse 
from the sounds coming through the listening equipment *effect*!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Now about that horse dick! LOL!!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **D.H.S.S. CUNT BOYS**
Date: Wed Nov 19 05:58:27 2003

Message:
So exactly WHERE is the Giro you fucking CUNT BOYS??
**YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS??** LMAO!!
DUH!!! He's the new Jesus Christ and we just figured that we 
would not pay Him that money that was legitimately His ...

Where do you fucking cunts think that you are going other than 
Eternal Hell?

You fucking cunt boys! LOL!!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass **
Subject: **I HEREBY CONDEMN WHATEVER FUCKING ASSHOLE POSTED THAT TO HELL FOLLOWED BY SOUL DISCONNECTION. FUNNY THING IS IT'S TRUE - YOU FUCKING CUNT BOY!!** LMAO!
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:03:38 2003

Message:
Hey fuckhead! The American people elected Bush. It was done via 
the electoral college. This is called democracy. You have no 
problem with free speech, yet you hate those who make it 
possible 
for you speak your moronic mind on the board. Hell, asshole, 
you've turned this place into your histrionic blog! I challenge 
you to tell us what you stand for. So far, all you've done is 
run 
off at the mouth, dribbling cum from your anti-Democratic glass 
jaw. Your posts are B-O-R-I-N-G pointless, and long-winded, and 
that's what I find most insulting about them. If you had your 
way, the world would be going up in flames while you were busy 
gelling up your pink mohawk and/or painting your nails and lips 
black. You need to get into a tub full of nice warm water, slash 
your limp wrists (using a rusty razor blade), and hold them 
underwater for about anhour or so. Have a nice day bitch.   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
I do not hate anyone & I am not a moron.
You would dare to call God *Bitch*?
Furthermore I shall diagnose scum like you right into Hell ..
Have a nice day Bitch.
Your period of existence is beginning to look shaky.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **INTELLECT ZERO** LOL!!
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:09:26 2003

Message:
Hey fuckhead! The American people elected Bush. It was done via 
the electoral college. This is called democracy. You have no 
problem with free speech, yet you hate those who make it 
possible 
for you speak your moronic mind on the board. Hell, asshole, 
you've turned this place into your histrionic blog! I challenge 
you to tell us what you stand for. So far, all you've done is 
run 
off at the mouth, dribbling cum from your anti-Democratic glass 
jaw. Your posts are B-O-R-I-N-G pointless, and long-winded, and 
that's what I find most insulting about them. If you had your 
way, the world would be going up in flames while you were busy 
gelling up your pink mohawk and/or painting your nails and lips 
black. You need to get into a tub full of nice warm water, slash 
your limp wrists (using a rusty razor blade), and hold them 
underwater for about anhour or so. Have a nice day bitch.   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Written by a M.O.R.O.N.
You stupid fucking cunt boy moron! LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **JUST ANOTHER FUCKING CUNT BOY I'M CONDEMNING TO HELL**
Subject: **HI THERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING MAGGOT - EAT SHIT & DIE!!** LOL!!
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:11:52 2003

Message:
Gargle with formaldehyde 97% and call Dr. Kevorkian in the 
morning.     
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Actually I recommend a saline solution for it is the least 
expensive & futhermore it is the most effective you stupid 
little fucking cunt boy moron! :)
By the way my name is Helen and I hereby condemn you to Hell. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DUH!!** :)
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:17:21 2003

Message:
"This is called democracy."
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Pull the other one you stupid fucking cunt boy! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **PEOPLE OF AMERICA**
Subject: **YOUR PRESIDENT APPEARS TO BE LACKING IN INTELLECT**
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:20:23 2003

Message:
Duh? :)
LMAO!!

People of America,
I hate to have to inform you of the FACTS. However, if your 
president's I.Q. surpasses 60 then you can have my ass for 
free ....

You fools can take your "Democracy!" & shove it right up a young 
girl's ass!

I am of course a fanatical Israelite better known as Paul of 
Tarsus!

By the way, my former "Mission" did not fail - it was simply 
that I was far too busy fucking beautiful young virgins up the 
ass!

You stupid fucking morons are going to Hell!

HAHA! Fuck you too! LMAO!!

From: Paul of Tarsus
To:
Subject: **THIS IS THE MISSION**
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:26:05 2003

Message:
Find yourself a young girl & fuck her right up the ass!! LMAO!!

From: Paul of Tarsus
To: **LITTLE CUNT BOY**
Subject: **Have a nice day bitch**
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:29:31 2003

Message:
You need to get into a tub full of nice warm water, slash 
your limp wrists (using a rusty razor blade), and hold them 
underwater for about anhour or so. Have a nice day bitch.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay I've done that. What should I do next? :))

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **THE FUCKING ASSHOLES**
Subject: **HAHA! Fuck you too! LMAO!!**
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:32:57 2003

Message:
DING! DONG! 

SCREW YOU!!

HERE'S TO HELL YOU LITTLE FUCKING MAGGOT CUNT BOYS!!

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO'S NEXT??** LOL!
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:38:29 2003

Message:
What little fucking cunt boy would like the chronometrically 
elongated Hell treatment followed by Soul disconnection next? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I DON'T KNOW ANYONE CALLED "RICHARD" - "MILES" HOWEVER IS A NICE NAME I FANTASISE ABOUT IT DAILY** :)
Date: Wed Nov 19 06:51:32 2003

Message:
Envelope-to: rwarwick@croydononline.org
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To: miles@e-sourcematters.com
Subject: "Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt boy!" :))
Message-ID: <1069240147.3fbb4f53d43ff@mail.croydononline.org>
Date: Wed, 19 Nov 2003 11:09:07 +0000 (GMT)
From: rwarwick@croydononline.org
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Dear Miles Austin,
Yes on balance I agree with you that "Eat shit & DIE!! you 
fucking cunt boy!" 
is probably not the very best of introductions for this role. 
Let's face the 
facts & admit that Java is simply dead in the water. It can't 
keep a helicopter 
in the North of England afloat and it sure as Hell ain't ever 
powering my 
rocket engines that will go faster than Light!
In the meantime I appreciate your reply. If you see the P.M. 
then find yourself 
an appropriate tourniquet and turn.
Bye! Bye! :)
Richard Warwick

Quoting Miles Austin <miles@e-sourcematters.com>:

> Dear Richard
> 
> Thanks for the email, might be prevalent when sending out your 
CV not
> include expressions like "Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt 
boy!"
> 
> Just a thought.
> 
> The role you have applied for as taken a change of direction 
with the
> client's requirement now emphasising the need for Java.
> 
> Regards
> 
> Miles.
> 
> Miles Austin
> e-Source Matters Ltd.
> Tel. No.: +44 (0) 20 7296 4300
> www.e-sourcematters.com
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
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> Sent: 17 November 2003 15:03
> To: miles@e-sourcematters.com
> Subject: rwarwick@croydononline.org - totaljobs.com - 
Applicant details
> for
> VB/Java Consultant - TJ/EV/JC/MA
> 
> This  candidate has applied online for the position of  VB/Java
> Consultant
> advertised on the totaljobs.com.
> 
> totaljobs.com - Applicant details for VB/Java Consultant - 
TJ/EV/JC/MA
> 
> Candidate's comments:
> 
> Dear Miles Austin, Please type in your message to the 
recruiter here.
> You
> can also paste in the text of your CV if you cannot use the 
Upload a CV
> button. Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt boy!
> Helen.
> 
> 
> 
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From: taken by temptation
To: anyone
Subject: lost boy
Date: Wed Nov 19 07:16:40 2003

Message:
I am monster descending into a sexual inferno of my own 
making......help me , pull me out, slow me down. HELP ME! I love 
hookers and sluts I like wanking in church when there's no-one 
there...HELP ME!

From: tempted
To:
Date: Wed Nov 19 07:23:37 2003

Message:
But at least I'm not Italian, and my cock doesn't look like a 
long, white stringy piece of spaghetti.

From: skinhead
To: Helen of Troy - Gay fucko
Subject: Dink!
Date: Wed Nov 19 07:24:52 2003

Message:
I really would like to crack your head in half with a baseball 
bat, and stick my shoe into your brains

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **COUNTESS OF WESSEX**
Subject: **LUCILLE PLEASE**
Date: Wed Nov 19 07:54:12 2003

Message:
And that sure as Hell ain't Lucy ....

Lucia, Lucy (f.): Latin f. of Lucius (q.v.), St. Lucia was a 
virgin martyred at Syracuse under Diocletian; ...

From: Star Cooper
To: ANYONE
Subject: DESPRITE
Date: Wed Nov 19 10:33:51 2003

Message:
we need a picture of the Suni Triangle.

From: Star Cooper
To: ANYONE
Subject: WHATEVER!~!
Date: Wed Nov 19 10:33:51 2003

Message:
HI HI HI HI

From: shitball
To: brit bitches
Subject: michael "kiddie fucker" jackson
Date: Wed Nov 19 14:19:35 2003

Message:
I heard that this pedophile learned to molest children in brit-
land.

helen of troy was the instructor.

From: BUBBLES
To: ALL
Subject: URGENT
Date: Wed Nov 19 15:54:59 2003

Message:
FREE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! AND HELEN OF LI'L BOYS!!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID YOU A DEPORNED HDD EARLIER ON YESTERDAY**
Date: Wed Nov 19 20:03:25 2003

Message:
heard that this pedophile learned to molest children in brit-
land.

helen of troy was the instructor.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Paedophile = NOT Paediatrician

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_49785.html 

Quoting:

"A paediatrician at a south Wales hospital has been forced out 
of her home by vandals who thought her job title meant the same 
as "paedophile".

South African-born Yvette Cloete woke up at her home in Newport 
to find the term "paedo" spray painted all over her walls."

I marvel a their ignorance! :)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JOHN REID - HEALTH MINISTER**
Date: Wed Nov 19 20:06:51 2003

Message:
Let me simply add to the chorus of the non-ministerial 
politicians & the journalists:

**REVOLTING**

:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **COUNTESS OF WESSEX**
Date: Wed Nov 19 20:10:28 2003

Message:
I'm glad you like the name.
We all like your dressing gown too! ;)
Otherwise why not try *Elizabeth Lucille Wessex* or something 
like that?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Nov 19 20:15:56 2003

Message:
I really would like to crack your head in half with a baseball 
bat, and stick my shoe into your brains
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I take it then that you are not a Christian?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ANTI WAR DEMONSTRATIONS PRELIMINARY STATEMENT.**
Date: Wed Nov 19 21:08:42 2003

Message:
Why stop with a battle when you can shop yourself a war? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY<- SHE STARTS WARS BECAUSE OF HER INCREDIBLE BEAUTY.
To:
Date: Wed Nov 19 21:22:15 2003

Message:
Sorry. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YES IT IS TRUE.**
Date: Wed Nov 19 21:26:36 2003

Message:
I am Satan. :)
I call on Jordan - all that stuff ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ANTI WAR DEMONSTRATIONS SECOND STATEMENT.**
Date: Wed Nov 19 21:28:02 2003

Message:
Let's just say that the innocent civilians who were wounded or 
killed deserve monetary compensation [or on the bequest of the 
close relatives] at the least or else some expert medical 
help ...

It Truly is the case that this war was declared in the full 
knowledge of my reappearance.

To prove the case then simply look at some of the pre-war church 
services news archives involving your good buddy George.

Get your human behaviour experts on the case.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I HAVE NEVER ATTENDED A FUNERAL CEREMONY & CATEGORICALLY REFUSE TO ATTEND MY OWN.**
Date: Wed Nov 19 21:34:11 2003

Message:
I have decided NEVER to pursue matters in a Court of Law. I have 
never been in one and henceforth I decree that I shall never 
place myself in one.

**IMMORTALITY**

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Wed Nov 19 23:03:03 2003

Message:
Since you stand for nothing at all, fuck off. your posts are 
stupid, pointless, and the only person you have impressed so far 
is yourself. Evidence that no one respects you except yourself. 
Oh, and nihilism died in the 90s, so you should put on a black 
veil over the rest of your goth shit and go mourn.    
                          

From:
To: the foot in your ass
Date: Thu Nov 20 04:29:04 2003

Message:
You are just so very, very, brave.

From: smileeeee
To: oh my currupt father
Subject: dirty daughter
Date: Thu Nov 20 04:32:40 2003

Message:
what a lovely little slut. Where did she learn this shit. I 
pumped her to her 9-times table. shame she's thick as pigshit I 
had to keep pounding her til she got it right!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!**
Date: Thu Nov 20 07:34:24 2003

Message:
I never authorised the Istanbul action.
It was Al Quaeda.
Nonetheless I do feel that you people across the road at Mayday 
Rd. have had quite enough time and beyond to decide for 
yourselves that I am none other than Jesus Christ.
Traditionally we understand this figure to be a healer ...
If you don't want to pay money for those Services then I shall 
take the word of your evicting security yesterday & cease to go 
ever there permanently.
There you go.
Hey management, do you cunts live easily with your consciences?
Thanks for the money! :)
In my opinion the bombs exploded in Istanbul as a direct reply 
to the State visit of President Bush in London.
This visit was authorised by none other than one Tony Blair.
**HERE'S YOUR RED CARPET SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!** :) 
Not my opinion naturally ....

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IT'S SIMPLY A FACT THAT HSBC IS ONE BANK THAT YOU MIGHT NEED SOME NEW MANAGEMENT FOR.**
Date: Thu Nov 20 07:44:45 2003

Message:
I think the point is this.
Those people over at the hospital know perfectly well who I am.
They don't want me to help them medically.
I am satisfied that I have got the appropriate material evidence 
at this particular moment [or rather the LACK of it] to prove my 
case beyond all doubt.
Not a single person from management & not a single private 
individual decided to pay me a single pence Sterling for me to 
help them with their respective physical and/or mental malady.

**GUILTY!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MEDICALLY NON-INCLINED MATERIALISTIC SELL YOURSELVES SHORT FUCKHEADS**
Date: Thu Nov 20 07:56:15 2003

Message:
Yes! You can't argue with it.
Anti-war demo's coming right up .... :)

**TODAY**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BOOOOMMMMMM!!!! ANOTHER EXPLOSION COMING RIGHT UP ...**
Date: Thu Nov 20 07:59:28 2003

Message:
I tell you what Tony Blair ...
50000 pounds Sterling through my letterbox today in unmarked 
bills & I'll tell you the next bombing target.
Otherwise, I won't.
It's that simple.
It's not that I COULD provide you with the answer without the 
money it is simply that WITHOUT the money I can't.
Will Tony Blair pay me the money?
No! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Nov 20 08:16:35 2003

Message:
I have seen the *You really are fucking cretins after all you 
fucking cunt boys!* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE'S A HINT**
Date: Thu Nov 20 08:18:20 2003

Message:
The next Al Quaeda target might well involve a financial 
institution ...

But which one?

There are so many to choose from ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHY WON'T TONY BLAIR PAY ME?**
Date: Thu Nov 20 08:20:16 2003

Message:
The reason is simple.
He is simply a cunt with a capital "C".
He is perfectly prepared to see more people die rather than pay 
Jesus Christ Government funding for a "faster than light" Space 
Project.
It is pointless trying to deny the Truth especially when one's 
own rank & file in the House of Commons actively yell out to you:

**ACCESSORY TO MURDER!!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TONY BLAIR'S CRY FOR HELP YESTERDAY - MORE ON THE WHITE HOUSE MURDERS.**
Date: Thu Nov 20 08:27:48 2003

Message:
Without the money you grim little fucker ...
So the deal is this:
T.B. was staying at the White House when U.S. President, 
Rumsfeld, few others got themselves a tasty little legal 
secretary for a good old gang rape.
They then hired some John Holmes lookalike ...
Then they stuck bullets thru both of them.
Sleep easily Tony Blair. :)

**YOU SIMPLY CANNOT IGNORE THE FACTS**

From: BackWater
To: Helen's a boy
Subject: patently stolen
Date: Thu Nov 20 08:42:19 2003

Message:
You are absolutely fuckin' crazy. Does the 'faster than light' 
project involve using a chocolate doughnut from dunkin doughnuts 
and KFC mayonaise as propellant? If so I'm going to fucking kill 
you you theiving chinese CUNT!

From: Abdul
To: ALL OF YOU
Subject: ISLAM
Date: Tue May 21 11:20:18 2002

Message:
Hello, this board is strange, but there is a place to have you 
all come and teach some on this - come to 

http://www.usmessageboard.com/forums

From: PEDRO
To: ALL
Subject: HELP!!!!
Date: Thu Nov 20 10:32:28 2003

Message:
I am a MUSLIM and being bashed severly can any of you please 
come here and help ME>>>



http://www.usmessageboard.com/forums

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BackWater**
Subject: **FUCK OFF CUNT BOY!!*
Date: Thu Nov 20 19:56:03 2003

Message:
You are absolutely fuckin' crazy. Does the 'faster than light' 
project involve using a chocolate doughnut from dunkin doughnuts 
and KFC mayonaise as propellant? If so I'm going to fucking kill 
you you theiving chinese CUNT!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Eat Shit, Die & Rot in Hell you little fucking cunt boy! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID NOT BUY THE SHOES**
Date: Thu Nov 20 19:58:18 2003

Message:
Okay looks like next stop Geneva.
As an ambassador for the UK I hate to have to let you know that 
I never got round to buying new shoes.
My itinerary appears to be tight: I did go to the anti-war 
demo's today and appeared on live TV right by the Houses of 
Parliament - or rather I just stuck myself in front of one 
because none of you appear to be capable of inviting me to go in 
front of one [rather than the other side of it.]
Told Bush & Blair they're finished [BTW Powell is NOT 
implicated].
All the prophecies came true too and even chucked in a visit to 
Knightsbridge & Harrod's too.
[Visited the ladies shoe section & the "in memorial" section 
amongst other].
I was going to stop by Wimbledon to see if I could get the shoes 
there but there was just not enough time.
Maybe I'll try "Balik"
The thing is that I am rather picky about the shoes that I buy & 
want value for money as well as quality ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **the foot in your ass**
Subject: **YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER IN A LONG LINE OF TROLLS THAT I HAVE SENT OFF TO HELL - YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT BOY.**
Date: Thu Nov 20 20:06:20 2003

Message:
Since you stand for nothing at all, fuck off. your posts are 
stupid, pointless, and the only person you have impressed so far 
is yourself. Evidence that no one respects you except yourself. 
Oh, and nihilism died in the 90s, so you should put on a black 
veil over the rest of your goth shit and go mourn.    
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I hereby condemn you to Hell! 

"Evidence that no one respects you except yourself."

Fine by me you little cunt boy! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **POLICE RECRUITMENT**
Date: Thu Nov 20 20:12:16 2003

Message:
I did not show up on time for the training.
In fact I did not show up at all. :)

I am still interested in doing the I.D. software however.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FINANCES**
Date: Thu Nov 20 20:23:22 2003

Message:
Suffice it to say that I don't really think it matters if you 
are British, French, Egyptian or any other nationality you 
please but I have spent since February of this year on the dole.

I have had other legitimate sources of income.

I need serious money.

This is for a Space Mission.

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Thu Nov 20 23:04:37 2003

Message:
So send me there. Wait a second, I just rememberd something... 
I'm not going! Your apparent nihilistic view of things just might 
get YOU there though. That. along with a little persuasion from 
the physical realm. :) Hell is a place where you will lick the 
boots of Hitler, Stalin, the Clintons, Castro, Ho Chi Minh, and 
the list goes on. Troll? Fucking cunt boy? I was kinda hoping you 
could do better than that, you light pink commie wannabe! The 
only revolution you'll ever be a part of is when I have your ass 
spinning around my foot. You sound like a little pussy who 
suffers from vaginal envy. Helen, you're just too damn gay for 
the board. Why don't you go hold a candle light vigil for Michael 
Jackson? And don't get your nose out of joint, lest ye end up 
looking like he does!          
            

From: Helen of Troy
To:
Date: Thu Nov 20 23:14:32 2003

Message:
Nobody likes me, so fuck you all!!!     
                    

From:
To:
Date: Thu Nov 20 23:17:37 2003

Message:
Helen of Troy marches with his mum in the communist party 
rallies. He's quite proud of it. In fact, he dyes his balding 
permed hair pink for the occasion. Helen is quite the gay blade, 
it would seem.          

From: Susie of St, Louis
To: Helen of Troy
Subject: I
Date: Thu Nov 20 23:38:18 2003

Message:
***CUNT BOYS!!!!***


From:
To: the foot in your ass
Date: Fri Nov 21 00:18:43 2003

Message:
You sound really, really, brave(but we all know you're not).

From:
To:
Date: Thu Nov 20 23:04:37 2003

Message:
Helen of Troy is a crack smoking faggot who just wants to be put 
out of his misery.           

From:
To: the foot in your ass
Date: Fri Nov 21 00:27:01 2003

Message:
*I have seen the Helen of Little Boys effect*
                 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 21 06:17:59 2003

Message:
!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 21 07:35:20 2003

Message:
I notice OM/CF has not been around. Could it be that he and 
Jacko are one and the same.....mmmhmmm.

From: the Amish Crew
To: all
Subject: all your computers are fucked!
Date: Fri Nov 21 18:47:03 2003

Message:
We have infected this site with a hereto unknown computer virus 
and anyone who enters this website is instructed to mail $1,000 
in new twenty dollar bills to the Amish Al Qaida,...google up 
the address fuckheads!

This is a dangerous Amish computer virus. Since we do not have 
the technology to create a real virus, our Amish virus works on 
the honor system. 

You are instructed to immediately send copies of this email to 
everyone on your mailing list and then manually delete all files 
on your hard disk.

Send the money or enjoy the wrath of HELL!


From:
To: the Amish Crew
Date: Fri Nov 21 19:55:24 2003

Message:
Good one.

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: It's A Thrilla...don't axe me no questions and I won't tell you no lies
Date: Fri Nov 21 21:19:38 2003

Message:
I COULD fucking moonwalk grabbing my manhood while 
singing,...but I'd need a 'hands free' microphone and possibly a 
whale lift.

God bless the AMISH, better send the money people, this is 
series. Make the check out to Amish A.Q. or A.A.Q. A website 
with a PayPal option is in the works...LOL!


From:
To:
Subject: om/cf
Date: Fri Nov 21 21:58:54 2003

Message:
I notice OM/CF has not been around. Could it be that he and 
Jacko are one and the same.....mmmhmmm.

As we can all see.......................
He lies just like Jacko too!
Talks like he's in Never, Neverland!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 21 22:33:27 2003

Message:
May be in YOUR Neverland,......spewing cunt!

From:
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Sat Nov 22 00:21:52 2003

Message:
Still spewing your crack-inspired stupidity, eh? Don't forget 
your candle for the Jacko Jackson vigil, and do tell your 
Eurotrash comrades to beware of the *Eiffel Tower Enema* effect.
                               

From:
To: Spewing Cunt
Date: Sat Nov 22 05:17:03 2003

Message:
May be in YOUR Neverland,......spewing cunt!


Didnt like that, did ya?
Ha ha ha

From:
To:
Subject: om/cf
Date: Sat Nov 22 16:32:02 2003

Message:
I notice OM/CF has not been around. Could it be that he and 
Jacko are one and the same.....mmmhmmm.

As we can all see.......................
He lies just like Jacko too!
Talks like he's in Never, Neverland!

What do om/cf and K-Mart have in common?
Both have boys' underpants half-off!


From: the foot in your ass
To: Jacko of Troy
Date: Mon Nov 24 00:23:55 2003

Message:
Drove by your home the other day. Are you pretending to be 
Michael Jackson? What's up with all the tricycles parked along 
the curb and in your driveway? Hmm?      
                           

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: the foot in your ass
Subject: **DEFINE "NIHILISM" - YOU LITTLE CUNT BOY!** :)
Date: Mon Nov 24 05:33:04 2003

Message:
So send me there. Wait a second, I just rememberd something... 
I'm not going! Your apparent nihilistic view of things just 
might 
get YOU there though. That. along with a little persuasion from 
the physical realm. :) Hell is a place where you will lick the 
boots of Hitler, Stalin, the Clintons, Castro, Ho Chi Minh, and 
the list goes on. Troll? Fucking cunt boy? I was kinda hoping 
you 
could do better than that, you light pink commie wannabe! The 
only revolution you'll ever be a part of is when I have your ass 
spinning around my foot. You sound like a little pussy who 
suffers from vaginal envy. Helen, you're just too damn gay for 
the board. Why don't you go hold a candle light vigil for 
Michael 
Jackson? And don't get your nose out of joint, lest ye end up 
looking like he does!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're queer as sin aren't you you l'il cunt boy!! LOL!!      


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MICHAEL JACKSON**
Date: Mon Nov 24 05:35:48 2003

Message:
Guilty as charged.
You're history.
Why?
We shall prove our case in a court of law ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **URI GELLER**
Subject: **HE IS 100% FRAUD - THE DAUGHTER WHO LIKES TO CALL HIM A PRIMADONNA KNOWS IT - I KNOW IT TOO.**
Date: Mon Nov 24 05:39:21 2003

Message:
You are fraud.

Your daughter is laughing this very second ...

It is perfectly normal that if you pick up a non-functional 
wristwatch & give it a shake that it starts ticking again for a 
few ...

Any concealed magnet will do when it comes to making a compass 
change direction ...

Why ruin perfectly utilisable kitchen dessert spoons unless it 
be for no other purpose than material gain?

In my opinion that car covered in bent dessert spoons is not 
particularly streamlined. Furthermore, the sheer weight of all 
those fakily bent spoons would slow the car down further. If you 
drove such a car around then you would probably get stopped by 
the Police by reason of the complete inert stupidity of such an 
action - i.e. peppering your car with fakily bent dessert 
spoons - now whether an offence under her Majesty's Highway code 
or not, that is about the dumbest thing I've ever seen and takes 
the ticket for stupidity & other peoples' gullibility ....

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **miles@e-sourcematters.com**
Subject: RE: "Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt boy!" :))
Date: Mon Nov 24 05:50:51 2003

Message:
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Dear Miles Austin,
Now that we have got the formal introductions out of the way: 
tell me, do you 
have any interesting programming jobs currently on offer? :)
Kind regards,
Richard Warwick

Quoting Miles Austin <miles@e-sourcematters.com>:

> As in "Bye! Bye!".
> 
> 
> Miles Austin
> e-Source Matters Ltd.
> Tel. No.: +44 (0) 20 7296 4300
> www.e-sourcematters.com
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: rwarwick@croydononline.org 
[mailto:rwarwick@croydononline.org] 
> Sent: 20 November 2003 14:17
> To: miles@e-sourcematters.com
> Cc: rwarwick@croydononline.org
> Subject: RE: "Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt boy!" :))
> 
> I say! That's not very nice!
> 
> Richard.
> 
> Quoting Miles Austin <miles@e-sourcematters.com>:
> 
> > Ditto.
> > 
> > Miles Austin
> > e-Source Matters Ltd.
> > Tel. No.: +44 (0) 20 7296 4300
> > www.e-sourcematters.com
> > 
> > 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: rwarwick@croydononline.org 
[mailto:rwarwick@croydononline.org] 
> > Sent: 19 November 2003 11:09
> > To: miles@e-sourcematters.com
> > Cc: rwarwick@croydononline.org
> > Subject: "Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt boy!" :))
> > 
> > Dear Miles Austin,
> > Yes on balance I agree with you that "Eat shit & DIE!! you 
fucking
> cunt
> > boy!" 
> > is probably not the very best of introductions for this 
role. Let's
> face
> > the
> > 
> > facts & admit that Java is simply dead in the water. It 
can't keep a
> > helicopter 
> > in the North of England afloat and it sure as Hell ain't ever
> powering
> > my 
> > rocket engines that will go faster than Light!
> > In the meantime I appreciate your reply. If you see the P.M. 
then
> find
> > yourself 
> > an appropriate tourniquet and turn.
> > Bye! Bye! :)
> > Richard Warwick
> > 
> > Quoting Miles Austin <miles@e-sourcematters.com>:
> > 
> > > Dear Richard
> > > 
> > > Thanks for the email, might be prevalent when sending out 
your CV
> not
> > > include expressions like "Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking 
cunt boy!"
> > > 
> > > Just a thought.
> > > 
> > > The role you have applied for as taken a change of 
direction with
> the
> > > client's requirement now emphasising the need for Java.
> > > 
> > > Regards
> > > 
> > > Miles.
> > > 
> > > Miles Austin
> > > e-Source Matters Ltd.
> > > Tel. No.: +44 (0) 20 7296 4300
> > > www.e-sourcematters.com
> > > 
> > > 
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: totaljobs.com 
[mailto:applyonline@totaljobsmail.co.uk] 
> > > Sent: 17 November 2003 15:03
> > > To: miles@e-sourcematters.com
> > > Subject: rwarwick@croydononline.org - totaljobs.com - 
Applicant
> > details
> > > for
> > > VB/Java Consultant - TJ/EV/JC/MA
> > > 
> > > This  candidate has applied online for the position of  
VB/Java
> > > Consultant
> > > advertised on the totaljobs.com.
> > > 
> > > totaljobs.com - Applicant details for VB/Java Consultant -
> > TJ/EV/JC/MA
> > > 
> > > Candidate's comments:
> > > 
> > > Dear Miles Austin, Please type in your message to the 
recruiter
> here.
> > > You
> > > can also paste in the text of your CV if you cannot use 
the Upload
> a
> > CV
> > > button. Eat shit & DIE!! you fucking cunt boy!
> > > Helen.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
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will be
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From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FINANCES. OR THERE YOU GO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES BUT WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CUNTS TRULY EXPECT IN THE END?** :)
Date: Mon Nov 24 06:37:56 2003

Message:
Dear XXXXX,
I just talked to you on the telephone. Thank you for lending me 
XX pounds. It will tide me over until I sign on next and/or 
finalise agreement with the investors I talked to in XXXXXX over 
the weekend. Consider it an investment ... It is readily 
apparent to me the very vast schism between people that I know 
well like yourself & the people I know on a face to face basis 
in terms of relieving my [non-deserved] financial problems in my 
opinion. I shall come by on XXXXXXXXX afternoon but I shall be 
in telephone or email contact with you before then. Do you know 
that my lack of finances over the year has caused me to pretty 
much say to hell with everyone & everything? Well they have, and 
it is just too bad but I no longer feel inclined to help people 
out much in the future excepting one or two people. I'm not 
changing my mind. Anyway, all the best. I want to continue to 
help you out & hopefully I shall be signing off the dole sooner 
rather than later. In that manner you will be able to pay me for 
any further work carried out for your company.
Kind regards,
Richard


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE TRUTH**
Date: Mon Nov 24 06:46:33 2003

Message:
You cannot pull the wool over my eyes.
I am perfectly aware that you little cunt boys & girls were too 
perfectly aware of my financial status but acted not.
I hereby disown you all permanently in 99% or beyond per 
populace ..
I think your Christian spirit sucks!
You are losers that suck ass mostly.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT ENTHUSIASTS**
Subject: **THIS IS THE US - UK "SPECIAL" RELATIONSHIP**
Date: Mon Nov 24 06:50:55 2003

Message:
Eat Shit, DIE!! and Rot in HELL!!

You fucking cunt boys!!!

Don't you realise that I am a "nihilist"?

Sorry, meant "annihilationist" - you little fucking CUNT 
BOYS!!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **THE LITTLE FUCKING CUNT BOYS & GIRLS**
Subject: **CORINTHIANS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 07:16:34 2003

Message:
Faith, Hope & Charity ...

Which is the greatest of these three?

"Hope" naturally ... 

Personally I can't see how "Charity" can figure.

Any ideas?

On the issue of "Faith" versus bank A/C balance, then the latter 
as material evidence wins out any day of the week.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKHEADS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 07:24:12 2003

Message:
You fucking MAGGOTS!!!

From: Joe dolce
To: An Italian guy with a pasta dick
Subject: mama's song
Date: Mon Nov 24 08:18:23 2003

Message:
what's a matter you....hey!
gotta no repect!
whaddaya think ya do...hey!
whya looka so sad.
It'sa notso bad.
It'sa nica place,
come sit on ya mama's face

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKHEADS**
Subject: **JESUS CHRIST**
Date: Mon Nov 24 08:20:10 2003

Message:
So where's the payment you FUCKING SCUM??

HUH?


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **ALL**
Subject: **FANCY A PERSONAL FAVOUR?**
Date: Mon Nov 24 08:36:42 2003

Message:
I think that you know what to do ...

The question is whether you do it [now].

Or not.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YES THAT'S IT YOU FUCKING CUNTS - YOU CAN TAKE YOUR "NEW RELIGION" & STUFF IT UP YOUR RESPECTIVE ASSHOLES**
Date: Mon Nov 24 08:40:29 2003

Message:
No skin off my nose.
You cunts have had way beyonf time to pay up for my services & I 
will now deny nearly everyone any part of it whatsoever.
This decision is final & I will NEVER change my mind.
I will start by proclaiming that last Thursday's TV appearance 
was my last ever.
I furthermore proclaim never to publish a single book ever.
There you go.
Should have paid me.
Fuck off with it.

From: A muslim chick
To: all the mother fuckers out there who hate us muslims
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
FUCK YOU... you are talking about how many people died in the 
world trade center... BLA BLA BLA.... well kids are beeing 
killed evry day by your fucking presedent bush... it's not that 
i don't care about the world trade centre thing... i do... and 
i did cry the day that happend... but the hole world are crying 
for america , and not for all the kids that are beeing killed 
every day in Irak......
... thing about that you mother fuckerssssssssssss



From: A muslim chick
To: all the mother fuckers out there who hate us muslims
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
FUCK YOU... you are talking about how many people died in the 
world trade center... BLA BLA BLA.... well kids are beeing 
killed evry day by your fucking presedent bush... it's not that 
i don't care about the world trade centre thing... i do... and 
i did cry the day that happend... but the hole world are crying 
for america , and not for all the kids that are beeing killed 
every day in Irak......
... thing about that you mother fuckerssssssssssss



From: A muslim chick
To: all the mother fuckers out there who hate us muslims
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
FUCK YOU... you are talking about how many people died in the 
world trade center... BLA BLA BLA.... well kids are beeing 
killed evry day by your fucking presedent bush... it's not that 
i don't care about the world trade centre thing... i do... and 
i did cry the day that happend... but the hole world are crying 
for america , and not for all the kids that are beeing killed 
every day in Irak......
... thing about that you mother fuckerssssssssssss



From: A muslim chick
To: all the mother fuckers out there who hate us muslims
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
FUCK YOU... you are talking about how many people died in the 
world trade center... BLA BLA BLA.... well kids are beeing 
killed evry day by your fucking presedent bush... it's not that 
i don't care about the world trade centre thing... i do... and 
i did cry the day that happend... but the hole world are crying 
for america , and not for all the kids that are beeing killed 
every day in Irak......
... thing about that you mother fuckerssssssssssss



From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **REVISED MISSION**
Date: Mon Nov 24 14:11:13 2003

Message:
I am simply not prepared to accept ever that you people stood by 
when you were in the FULL KNOWLEDGE of the state of my finances 
& yet did NOTHING about it for a whole year. All you would ever 
do was discuss them over & over. This is completely 
unacceptable. Also people actively seeked to prevent me from 
finding work or else they offered me derisory prices for goods I 
put up for sale. I am therefore going to do an Anglo-French 
space mission & [maybe] some spiritual instruction. From my 
point of view this is not a failed mission - I think I can just 
carry it on in some other part of the galaxy. I am not 
interested in having sex with any women either. Just forget it - 
don't want to know. Maybe I can find a better woman on another 
planet. I'm prepared to chance it. As for all the medicine, 
political leadership, economy improving etc. ... sorry: no. 
That's Tony Blair's job. He's not dead yet even though I ordered 
this and now it is just too late, I won't do it. Anyway, I take 
it as a sign that's what you want anyways, same thing with the 
finances along with some of the appalling behaviour I've 
witnessed. I think fair is fair & that you cannot really expect 
anything more from me under these circumstances.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I HEREBY DECLARE THIS WEB SITE THE APOCALYPSE**
Date: Mon Nov 24 14:21:52 2003

Message:
Or at least bits of it ...
I don't know who the Hell St. John the Divine was but I doubt 
very much that it was Mary Magdalene. Maybe "Mary Magdalene" was 
a pen name like "Helen of Troy"?
Who knows?
In any case, I think this one is better than the rather dry one 
at the back of the New Testament.
Longer too.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LIST OF OTHER OTHER THINGS I'M NOT DOING**
Date: Mon Nov 24 14:26:26 2003

Message:
Inaugurations, promotions, restaurant invitations, Madame 
Tussaud's [don't, it would just be insulting], crimestopping [I 
have pretty much packed in], shoe design, paintings, poetry, 
spiritual healing, architectural design, instruction [except 
where absolutely necessary, attending sports meetings [might do 
one or two], Wimbledon, Olympics ...

It's all because of my finances or lack of them as the case may 
be.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE PLANET OF THE MONEY GRABBING FIENDS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 14:43:01 2003

Message:
I think you've ripped me off just once too often.
As far as I am concerned I am going interplanetary ...
I guess it's fair to say that I don't care for you overly, but 
you turned me into someone less generous because of your 
attitudes and behaviour.
If you make it yourself onto another planet - with me or without 
me at a later date - great!
If you don't - tough!
Maybe life's lessons seem harsh.
For me they do, and that is why I draw this logical conclusion.
I don't believe I could ever find true happiness here - I'm 
going to do it somewhere else.
I doubt it would be a planet that had people worked up about 
their finances.
Just a hunch.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IT WILL BE BACK ON AGAIN IN 5 MINUTES**
Date: Mon Nov 24 14:51:48 2003

Message:
For the umpteenth time you FUCKING SCUM with the bugging 
equipment. Switch it off.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THOSE FUCKING CUNT BOY NEIGHBOURS WITH THE MUSIC AGAIN**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:06:50 2003

Message:
Yes those fuckheads are plaguing me with that abysmal scum fuck 
sound again.
You can't even get them to stop can you?
Gee thanks! :)
Thanks for nothing.
By the way, if the Space Mission falls through then I plan to 
form a rock group.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PUBLICITY - FUCK YOU FLEET STREET YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS!!**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:09:14 2003

Message:
Yeah right.
You seem to think I should be unreported [anything to ensure us 
that He gets no money is what we strive to do]
That's our motto!
WE'RE SHIT!! LOL!!
That's the way you want it?
Have it that way then you fucking assholes!
Publish on me and I'll sue.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SAME FOR T.V.**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:13:35 2003

Message:
I'm suing you anyway but you fucking cunt boys can just shove 
your fucking cameras up your asses because I can do a way better 
job at it than you - you fucking cunt boys!
I might make one or two TV appearances in the future but I might 
just film it first and you can have the rerun.
Ain't you deserving of less you FUCKING CUNT BOYS!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:16:38 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **THOSE FUCKING CUNT BOY NEIGHBOURS WITH THE MUSIC 
AGAIN** 
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:06:50 2003 
Message:
Yes those fuckheads are plaguing me with that abysmal scum fuck 
sound again.
You can't even get them to stop can you?
Gee thanks! :)
Thanks for nothing.
By the way, if the Space Mission falls through then I plan to 
form a rock group.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Shut that FUCKING SHIT DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MAKING MONEY OFF MY BACK**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:17:55 2003

Message:
The stretch limouisine services, the local pubs & restaurants, 
indeed the whole goddamning British tourist industry ....

Thanks for the thought.

I really appreciate it. :)

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:21:23 2003

Message:
... doesn't the thought of all that impending money make you 
think that you might want to do something for Medicine after 
all? ... Is He evil? No. We are evil. We didn't pay Him any 
money ... we cash starved the new messiah! [LOL!! Thanks Liam 
Neeson] ... He should be having the absolute best of 
everything ... we know it's been a nightmare for you [no thanks 
to you - this quote is months & months old] ... He's in debt up 
to His ears. Don't expect Him to do anything for you [Pretty 
much correct! Congratulations, you got it right] ... Richard 
Warwick, Our new prophet ;) ... Are you absolutely sure of your 
Mission now? If you are then I will be release those funds. 
[Tony Blair] ... 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE CELEBRITIES**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:30:27 2003

Message:
Don't you think there is maybe a little problem with our 
*Special Relationship?*

Which side of the stretch limouisine are you on?

Most of you are obviously totally fucking **INSANE!!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HE IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS, THE JESUS CHRIST MISSION IS [ALWAYS] JUST ABOUT TO TAKE OFF IN A BIG WAY** :)
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:33:58 2003

Message:
So there you have it essentially. You all seem to think it is 
just dandy that I was forced out of my last job and that I have 
been signing on ever since then and consistently running out of 
money and going into debt. Also denying me - denying me work 
etc. etc. Well fuck you! It isn't. You are going to pay for 
having allowed that. So there you have it essentially. It's 
something of a scaled down mission as a result. I think it is 
however fair and that finally I have got the balance about 
right. I am shortly signing off and I am going to apply for a 
start up business grant. By the way, the argument: what about 
the kids, it's not their fault - doesn't wash with me either - 
they'll just grow up to be exactly like you with some heavily 
patented faster than light inventions maybe ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ALL THAT TALENT YOU FUCKING AGENT CUNTS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:55:54 2003

Message:
Same for you you venture capitalist cunts in town.
BTW I'm getting a small amount of private money - don't need 
much - and when I float the company the share price will rise.
It won't really matter if I call all of those share buyers 
*fucking cunts* in advance for them.
They'll buy them anyway.
They'll be value for money ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ALTERNATIVE POWER SUPPLY OR YOU SEEM TO LIKE YOUR SODDING CARS THAT MUCH JUST KEEP RIGHT WITH THEM**
Date: Mon Nov 24 15:59:36 2003

Message:
I no longer have any plans to do this.
Should have paid me you fucking cunt boys!
If you can work it out for yourselves then have a great drink on 
me! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHY I WON'T HAVE SEX**
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:03:33 2003

Message:
I.V.F. may be off too. I'll examine again at a later date - but 
since all it would require is a sperm sample, who gives a fuck?

Well I just feel that you are all a little late paying ...

It's my way of saying *FUCK YOU TOO!!*

I just don't want to know now. You are just so HIDEOUSLY rude.

In any case, the vast majority of those women parading 
themselves in front of me were in the upper earning bracket if 
not stinking rich themselves.

I don't want a girlfriend either. I REFUSE ever to do this. Not 
on this fucking planet that's for sure.

So get all those ideas of romantic dinners for two out of your 
fucking heads. You sicken me. Also, you are NOT going to be my 
wife. If you believe this then you are living one long winding 
set of delusions and need a headshrink.

By the way, I carry out my threats!

So there.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ASTRAL SEX - OR HE FUCKS THEM ALL IN HIS DREAMS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:25:30 2003

Message:
No.
I've had intimations of that but it was only ever a frustrating 
experience.
There is no valid reason that I should lie.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUST WENT BACK ON**
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:29:39 2003

Message:
Sorry! :)
It's been on all the time, and there they go discussing my sex 
life again without once considering the possibility of how it 
could have been enhanced with money.
Now about that woman on the other planet.
Just ask them.
There is not a shred of any proof whatsoever.
We went over it time & time again.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:33:47 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Ahhh! He's making His woman on another planet a 
Faith issue. Ahhh! That's lovely!* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:36:10 2003

Message:
I have also seen the *Who says this woman isn't just some dragon 
with a bolt on ray gun effect if she/he/it exists?* effect too!!

**Or Oh Boy I Love You!**

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:38:09 2003

Message:
I have also seen the *Well if it is a dragon with a bolt on ray 
gun then maybe we can dismantle the gun and they have superior 
clone technology and we can just grow her in a bottle and call 
her "beer can lady"* effect!!

**YOU WOULDN'T PAY MONEY TO THE GREATEST VISIONARY EVER**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY PLANS - CAPTAINING INDUSTRY**
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:42:35 2003

Message:
So though I am obviously a little bit pissed off about my 
finances this evening - it is nonetheless true that I am getting 
a small amount of private money and I am applying for the grant.

By and large, that's the mission. I'll find somewhere to rent 
where I can carry out Physics experiments - probably in France - 
and keep the council flat. Do you see how this does not involve 
you?

That will take a while. Then with a few people I'll try and 
produce an engine and patent the whole damn lot. Do you see 
again how this does not involve you?

I do declare however that it was YOU that decided to be non-
inclusive in the first place.

If we are successful then we shall build a space craft and you 
bloodsuckers can fight over the contracts.

How does the spiritual training fit in? In the end I suppose it 
is more important than the space craft - though in a way it 
amounts to the same thing. Sadly I feel that the *New Physics* 
will be intellectually beyond most peoples' understanding ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I'D LIKE A BUG FREE BOMB SHELTER PLEASE**
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:51:21 2003

Message:
I therefore propose that the **New Physics** at least in large 
part to be made generally available. I'll just publish it up on 
the internet. I guess it doesn't really matter then if you 
Government cunts use bugging equipment for this next stage of 
the Mission then. Good. I was worried about that. Now about 
those patents ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 16:58:52 2003

Message:
NB the **New Physics** contains psychological elements too. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:01:12 2003

Message:
Maybe a great psychic will come along in 2000 years time and 
write the **New Physics** simplified version for the morons?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE SEVEN ESSENTIAL REASONS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:03:22 2003

Message:
For not leading you - for your not listening to me.
For not having sex with you - for to chastise you.
For not healing you - for allowing my suffering.
For not entertaining you - for your not inviting me.
For not appearing to you - for your denial of me.
For not saving you - for your not paying me money.
For not loving you - for all of the above.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:23:11 2003

Message:
Apart from the **NEW PHYSICS** there is the moral section - the 
extended **APOCALYPSE** or **REVELATIONS**

**THE NEW PHYSICS** will appear in your future on another 
website which I will build & maintain.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:32:25 2003

Message:
We are approaching the end of the Apocalyptic writings. When it 
is announced at the appropriate time, further postings will 
cease.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:41:23 2003

Message:
It is my opinion that the vast majority of the mission will 
occur away from the planet Earth ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WANNA RIDE ON MY SPACESHIP?**
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:42:28 2003

Message:
It is my opinion that the vast majority of the mission will 
occur away from the planet Earth ..
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I know this to be true because I have outlived the planet in 
terms of the experiences I have had and because I tire of the 
misappropriateness of the behaviour of the majority of the 
people around me ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SPECIFIC SPIRITUAL TRAINING**
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:46:38 2003

Message:
It simply would not be appropriate to provide this en masse 
because it would be dangerous except for a very small number of 
people that I shall handpick in the future.

Faster than light travel may involve psychical manifestations 
during a part for that travel.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TONY BLAIR**
Date: Mon Nov 24 17:50:55 2003

Message:
Guess what? 
I met a couple of Labour supporters by the Wandle today who want 
to rough you up! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHY I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND ABOUT THOSE THINGS**
Date: Mon Nov 24 18:10:52 2003

Message:
Inaugurations? Under the circumstances that you think that my 
collecting dole money is appropriate? That's your formal 
occasions done. You will never live it down.
Medicine? Why do you think I live next to a hospital? I wouldn't 
put it past you to dare not to pay me for those services even 
though I specifically demanded this on those premises on many 
occasions. In fact I didn't. We do however require things like 
quarantine for the Space mission.
The women? Didn't pay me either. ;) 
Yes I truly will NOT be having sex with the most beautiful women 
in the world.
The Truth is that I just DON'T want to know.
Commonly one has sex for the purpose of producing offspring 
rather than recreation.
I don't want either within that context.
I just don't believe in you.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **STATE OF SHOCK**
Date: Mon Nov 24 18:20:29 2003

Message:
Did that fuck some of you up, all that writing tonight?

I bet it did.

You should have known better than to allow me to be on the dole 
for all that time.

There I am walking around with large holes in the soles of my 
shoes & you are all there in your expensive motor cars.

**The Lord offereth & the Lord takes away**

The Lord also giveth by the way but you people just thought 
you'd have all that for free.

That's the mission folks as it presently stands & we all know 
that it's pretty darn accurate.

That's the posting too for now.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BLOWING UP THE WORLD - IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME**
Date: Mon Nov 24 18:39:34 2003

Message:
One last thing.

Starting the Third World War would not kill everybody though and 
it certainly would not reduce the planet to bits of fine dust 
and small rocks.

I've pretty much ruled out planetary destruction on the basis 
that its destruction would be so much easier than its creation 
and that therefore a shortcut like that is not suitable.

From: SATAN<--BY POPULAR REQUEST
To:
Subject: **Q & A WITH SATAN AGAIN**
Date: Mon Nov 24 18:45:08 2003

Message:
Q. It must be a terrible disappointment to the "world's most 
beautiful women" to know that the very best they'll ever get is 
I.V.F. if even that. Do you have any particular words of 
consolation for them?
A. You look good & you probably have a few years on you yet. Try 
not to let too much sub-level genetic material come near you! :)

Q. Many people believe that your residence in France is going to 
be near Geneva, Switzerland. Why specifically is this?
A. This is because C.E.R.N. and the observatory at "La Dole" in 
the mountains will be important for the next phase of the 
mission. Though I am not planning on renting in a place directly 
between the two, the accomodation shall be roundabout that area.

Q. Do you believe in the "five planetary centres"?
A. No. I don't adhere to ideas like that and put any 
similiarities down to coincidence.

Q. Is it true that you recently secured funding for a "faster 
than light" project?
A. I received verbal agreement which put simply means that I 
did. In the coming days a written agreement is going to be 
countersigned and the next stage of this very important mission 
shall take place.

Q. I am impressed! Isn't it supposed to be impossible these days 
to receive funding for that kind of thing - I mean, "faster than 
light travel" that's impossible isn't it?
A. Yes and No! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 24 19:40:59 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Does the lapdog count?* effect!! LMAO!!

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Mon Nov 24 23:06:54 2003

Message:
Your posts haven't gotten any better than when you were X or 
Richard Warwick. They're stupid, pointless, arrogant, and 
everything else a gay French pedophile would be proud of. 
Are you schizophrenic, or just smoking ghetto crack when you post 
them?                       

From: X
To: the foot in your ass
Date: Mon Nov 24 23:32:16 2003

Message:
JUST HOW FUCKIN STUPID ARE YOU?
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HIDING BEHIND A NEW HANDLE?
GUTLESS?
AFRAID?
CLUELESS?
ALL OF THE ABOVE?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 04:58:48 2003

Message:
Duh! X = the foot in your ass

To prove this note the following:


*... They're stupid, pointless, arrogant, ... *

and

*... GUTLESS? AFRAID? CLUELESS? ... *

Yes you are X.

You little fucking cunt boy! :)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **REMEDY FOR BEING A LITTLE FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Date: Tue Nov 25 05:02:41 2003

Message:
Find somewhere like the Niagara Falls & just jump over! :)

Alternatively one of the bestist ways in the world to die is to 
have a train decapitate you.

It is best to use an Express train for this purpose & to avoid 
the live third rail during this exercise.

If you live in the South Seas & you know there are not too many 
man-eating [or woman-eating] sharks around then simply swim out 
into the warm water until you can swim no further & then you can 
just fucking drown you little fucking cunt boy!

If you know a likeminded individual then you could always play a 
game of Russian roulette ...

You could try sleeping pills too but make sure you use the right 
dose! 

If in doubt ask the question from your suicidal general 
practioner ...

Otherwise experiment.

Another good way is to get yourself a decent rope. Fashion 
yourself a noose and cast it over your neck. Find yourself a 
decent tree-branch & just jump off! LOL!! Your neck should break 
instantly provided you have done this correctly & you have tied 
the rope to the branch correctly prior.

Hope all that helps. Do let us know how you get on. If you no 
longer post then we shall assume that your suicide bid was 
successful. Bye for now lover boy! :)

Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Send all my love to mamma! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JUST ANOTHER VIRUS-MONGERER THAT I PROPOSE WE EXECUTE**
Date: Tue Nov 25 05:15:36 2003

Message:
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Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2003 22:26:52 -0500
From: james2003@hotmail.com
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<p><font face=Arial size=3>Hello my dear Mary,
<p><font face=Arial size=3>I have been thinking about you all 
night.  I would like to
apologize for the other night when we made beautiful love and 
did not use condoms.
I know this was a mistake and I beg you to forgive me.
<p><font face=Arial size=3>I miss you more than anything, please 
call me Mary,
I need you. <b>Do you remember when we were having wild sex in 
my house?</b> I remember it
all like it was only yesterday. You said that the pictures would 
not come out good,
but you were very wrong, they are great. I didn't want to show 
you the pictures at
first, but now I think it's time for you to see them.  Please 
look in the attachment
and you will see what I mean.
<p><font face=Arial size=3>I love you with all my heart, James.
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From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BARCLAYS BANK**
Date: Tue Nov 25 06:40:24 2003

Message:
I'm sick of that shit correspondance you send me about the money 
I owe you.

I was considering opening an account with your bank anew.

As of today I have decided against this permanently.

Sucks to be you but you should maybe have exerted just a little 
more care with your debt collection communiques?

Just a thought while you consider how you are going to sink into 
a bottomless financial pit.

I think fair is fair & that everything has its natural limits.

Eat shit & die!! Fuckheads!! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 06:48:14 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If you want to send that kind of correspondance 
to someone that powerful then I shall simply bollocks you into 
Hell* effect!!

Sucks to work for Barclays! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 06:49:43 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I bent over backwards for you but there are 
fucking limits and I have seen the mass account exodus along 
with the sane members of your staff and the legal wrangle over 
the pension rights of all those staff who are suing the 
incompetent boys in management & on the board of directors & I 
have seen your share price tumbling into a bottomless pit & they 
don't call me Jesus Christ for nothing you FUCKING ASSHOLES!! .. 
all neatly capitalised for your continued examination & legal 
consultation you fucking cunt boys!!* effect!! :) LOL!! How 
fucking stupid can you stupid fucking cretins get? It is just 
amazing!! DUH!!! DUH!!! LMAO!!! 2 + 2 = ? YOU STUPID FUCKING 
MORONS!!! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DUH!!!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 06:55:46 2003

Message:
DUH!!! [I am impersonating one of the stupid fucking cunt boys 
on the Barclay's bank board of Directors]
Do you like? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **HALIFAX BANK**
Date: Tue Nov 25 06:59:42 2003

Message:
Steady! ... Steady! ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BARCLAYS BANK**
Date: Tue Nov 25 07:00:40 2003

Message:
You will be pleased to know that I am writing off the debt 
shortly after having written you off.

BTW, you got your asses written off just now.

Goodbye! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 07:03:30 2003

Message:
LMAO!!

From: X
To: HELEN OF TROY
Date: Tue Nov 25 07:26:32 2003

Message:
I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD A FIXATION THAT I JUST COULDN'T GET 
OUT OF MY HEAD LIKE.....UM.....AHH......BARCLAYS BANK?


Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Send all my love to mamma! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT ESSENTIALLY YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND FROM LAST NIGHT'S POSTINGS**
Date: Tue Nov 25 07:48:21 2003

Message:
In essence I am completely unimpressed by your failure to pay me 
for things that I proposed.
I have no intention of ever carrying out those things now.
Indeed I shall not.
Get yourself some good health insurance! :)
I am doing the Space Mission with a bit of spiritual training 
thrown in.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Johnathan Edwards**
Subject: **YOUR BELIEF IN GOD IS OH SO IMPORTANT ISN'T IT? SO MUCH SO THAT HERE'S YOUR RESPONSE - RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 25 07:58:47 2003

Message:
Don't give me any of that *I'm so Holy* bullshit you little 
fucking cunt boy!
If you won't jump on a Sunday then do you plan on adhering to 
the Gregorian or the Julian calendar?
I think your fakey beliefs stink BTW.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:06:23 2003

Message:
Maybe it is Jonathan?
Either way I don't care for that sanctimonious bullshit.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:07:45 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Chariots of Fire effect & the little wanker 
boys running by the ocean with that appalling Vangelis strain 
making me wanting to reach for my puke bag & all that "run round 
the Oxford university" cunt boy crap & you little fucking losers 
I can break all of your athletics records but just couldn't be 
bothered now to perform for you fucking cunt boys now - not now 
or ever - you fucking cunt boys!!* effect!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:11:17 2003

Message:
LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **BOOOOMMMMMM????** :)
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:12:27 2003

Message:
I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I HAD A FIXATION THAT I JUST COULDN'T GET 
OUT OF MY HEAD LIKE.....UM.....AHH......BARCLAYS BANK?


Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Send all my love to mamma! LOL!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes well if we are very lucky then Al Quaeda [which is a 
terrorist group which you have maybe heard about?] will blow 
them up!

Boooommmmmmm!!!

Or:

Why stop with daddy's bank when you can get the son's too?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Boooommmmmmm!!!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:17:35 2003

Message:
Otherwise and/or it is Lloyd's .. 

**Disclaimer: I must be psychic or something.**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OKAY I GOT THAT OFF THE HARD DRIVE BUT I HAD TO DELETE THE FUCKING PARTITION TO DO IT AS WELL AS DELETING ALL THE COOKIES - IF YOU GET THAT E-MAIL DO NOT OPEN IT**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:19:14 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **JUST ANOTHER VIRUS-MONGERER THAT I PROPOSE WE 
EXECUTE** 
Date: Tue Nov 25 05:15:36 2003 
Message:
Envelope-to: rwarwick@croydononline.org
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Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2003 22:26:52 -0500
From: james2003@hotmail.com
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<p><font face=Arial size=3>Hello my dear Mary,
<p><font face=Arial size=3>I have been thinking about you all 
night.  I would like to
apologize for the other night when we made beautiful love and 
did not use condoms.
I know this was a mistake and I beg you to forgive me.
<p><font face=Arial size=3>I miss you more than anything, please 
call me Mary,
I need you. <b>Do you remember when we were having wild sex in 
my house?</b> I remember it
all like it was only yesterday. You said that the pictures would 
not come out good,
but you were very wrong, they are great. I didn't want to show 
you the pictures at
first, but now I think it's time for you to see them.  Please 
look in the attachment
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From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MANAGEMENT & JOHN REID - FEW OTHERS - MAYDAY & OTHER HOSPITALS**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:22:35 2003

Message:
Having justified why I am no longer prepared to help you out, 
what is your justification for not paying me?

In your latest opinion, what is your life expectancy in months 
rather than years? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BUSH & BLAIR. TIME TO GO!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:37:22 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Naomi Campbell - John Reid rape case & the 
other Croydon one P.M. rape case too* effect!! ;)

But trust me, the White House rapes & murders are very real 
indeed. Those were statements of fact.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FUCK WITH MY FINANCES?**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:48:42 2003

Message:
I need to get this point across to you.
I am no longer going to contribute in those areas like Medicine.
Not now - not ever.
You can't just blame management - you can blame yourselves 
individually.
I think your treatment of me is fucking revolting.

**MY CONTRIBUTION TO MEDICINE IS GOING TO BE A FLAT ZERO - ONE 
OR TWO THINGS THAT CONCERN THE SPACE MISSION**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PAYBACK TIME**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:52:03 2003

Message:
Fancy yourself another reincarnation?

You are certain nearly beyond all doubt to get yourselves a 
few ..

In the most very vast majority of cases I sure as Hell won't be 
intervening.

**YOU HAVE ME ON THE DOLE YOU FUCKING MANIACS FROM HELL**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SHUT THE FUCKING MUSIC/NOISE DOWN**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:54:38 2003

Message:
Just a hint you fucking maniacs! ;)

What kind of material proof does a girl like me require to prove 
that you're mostly fucking assholes? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JUST KEEP PLAYING IT BROTHER!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:57:11 2003

Message:
I'll just keep removing from the mission then shall I? :)

Do you see the mechanism you loons?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE SUBJECT OF NON-PAYMENT.**
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:58:45 2003

Message:
Hint: If you look in the archives you will be able to find my 
bank account details ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:00:15 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **JUST KEEP PLAYING IT BROTHER!** :) 
Date: Tue Nov 25 08:57:11 2003 
Message:
I'll just keep removing from the mission then shall I? :)

Do you see the mechanism you loons?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
YOU FUCKING SCUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU JUST GET FUCKED IN!

FUCKING CUNTS!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HE'S ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS - TOO BAD ABOUT THE NON-PAYMENT, THE FUCKASS NEIGHBOURS & YOUR STINKING FUCKING ATTITUDE TO THE RETURN OF CHRIST**
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:02:46 2003

Message:
By the way you fucking bitches, I wasn't kidding when I stated 
that I wasn't sleeping with any of you ... 

How's that for "fucking you in"? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **READ IT & WEEP YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:05:25 2003

Message:
And just play that fucking music/noise again!!

Scum!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:08:17 2003

Message:
I don't go back on my word either.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:09:15 2003

Message:
I just wonder how you dare sometimes.

Well there's the result.

Nice one.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IN ESSENCE YOU ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH DISOWNED**
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:11:03 2003

Message:
To demonstrate this I have decided not to sleep with any of your 
women by example.

You should have considered acting according to my volition.

Now just keep up with the fucking music/noise and we'll consider 
the non-payment for the bomb shelter shall we?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HEY BUDDY BOY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SINGLEHANDEDLY WIPED OUT HUMAN EVOLUTION**
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:15:02 2003

Message:
You've played that shit once too often for my liking ..

I'm NOT changing my mind.

We all know it's the mechanism and I'm now cancelling the I.V.F. 
too.

Permanently.

Feel free to obtain more of my sperm illegitimately.

I don't feel it will do you much good.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SO THIS IS THE MISSION**
Date: Tue Nov 25 09:32:41 2003

Message:
One publicity shy Space Mission. A few writings on a couple of 
web sites & a blow job free environment where I can also 
demonstrate that I am a dab hand with paper doilies by 
example! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:03:35 2003

Message:
And that event occurred at 15:00 hours G.M.T. Tuesday November 
25th 2003.

If I hear that fucking music/noise EVER again after that time 
period I will drop the I.V.F. program entirely. Trust me I'll do 
it. As it is I plan on keeping evolution somewhat at bay. Now 
what do you want?

BTW it simply is NOT a mission requirement because NOTHING is. I 
am extremely motivated by the FTLT because I just want to get 
the fuck off this planet.  

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **A few writings on a couple of websites**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:07:44 2003

Message:
I'm doing that because ultimately I have pity on the likes of 
the recording contract fob-offs?

Anyway, I will do that ... whatever.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AIN'T KIDDING!!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:09:49 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS** 
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:03:35 2003 
Message:
And that event occurred at 15:00 hours G.M.T. Tuesday November 
25th 2003.

If I hear that fucking music/noise EVER again after that time 
period I will drop the I.V.F. program entirely. Trust me I'll do 
it. As it is I plan on keeping evolution somewhat at bay. Now 
what do you want?

BTW it simply is NOT a mission requirement because NOTHING is. I 
am extremely motivated by the FTLT because I just want to get 
the fuck off this planet.  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well there you go!
The sick fucking puppies are already playing it again much 
louder! LOL!! Thx! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HIGH NOON WITH HUMAN EVOLUTION**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:11:47 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS** 
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:03:35 2003 
Message:
And that event occurred at 15:00 hours G.M.T. Tuesday November 
25th 2003.

If I hear that fucking music/noise EVER again after that time 
period I will drop the I.V.F. program entirely. Trust me I'll do 
it. As it is I plan on keeping evolution somewhat at bay. Now 
what do you want?

BTW it simply is NOT a mission requirement because NOTHING is. I 
am extremely motivated by the FTLT because I just want to get 
the fuck off this planet.  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well there you go!
The sick fucking puppies are already playing it again much 
louder! LOL!! Thx! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Just for that I'm going to give you till 18:00 hours G.M.T. 
today ...

I am not joking! To realise that this is the case then consider 
how I am someone who never goes back on their word once a course 
of action has definitely been decided upon. Consider events of 
my past.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:14:38 2003

Message:
The Countess of Wessex I wrote up as a hoax.

I have no offspring.

This is NOT a hoax.

I'm just sick of your shit.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:19:55 2003

Message:
PUN: You have little choice but to kill the offspring. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THIS IS ENTITLED NOISE PATROL WITH A BIT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION THROWN IN.**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:22:00 2003

Message:
Well? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I FEEL INSULTED BY YOUR BEHAVIOUR**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:24:20 2003

Message:
I'll tell you the Truth.
I am so disgusted by you that I really don't want offspring 
anyway.
That is why it is so easy to play dice with your genes.
Anyway, let's see if your brain waves are reactive enough to 
pull off this particular deadline.
There will be no other.
Also it explains quite a bit about 2000 years ago in my opinion.
Furthermore I do NOT adhere to the doctrine that states that any 
other Christ is ever coming in the future.

From: gay
To: gayrok
Subject: homosexualaty
Date: Fri Feb 28 10:20:13 2003

Message:
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From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE'S YOUR LATEST DEADLINE**
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:31:39 2003

Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **I GIVE YOU 24 HOURS** 
Date: Tue Nov 25 10:03:35 2003 
Message:
And that event occurred at 15:00 hours G.M.T. Tuesday November 
25th 2003.

If I hear that fucking music/noise EVER again after that time 
period I will drop the I.V.F. program entirely. Trust me I'll do 
it. As it is I plan on keeping evolution somewhat at bay. Now 
what do you want?

BTW it simply is NOT a mission requirement because NOTHING is. I 
am extremely motivated by the FTLT because I just want to get 
the fuck off this planet.  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well there you go!
The sick fucking puppies are already playing it again much 
louder! LOL!! Thx! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Just for that I'm going to give you till 18:00 hours G.M.T. 
today ...

I am not joking! To realise that this is the case then consider 
how I am someone who never goes back on their word once a course 
of action has definitely been decided upon. Consider events of 
my past.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It's still playing. For that I'm going to give you till 17:30 
hours G.M.T. today ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE MISSION**
Date: Tue Nov 25 18:48:57 2003

Message:
So now it is another website and faster than light travel.

Who would like to pay me for it?

This Truly is all you are getting.

You are NOT my people as far as I am concerned.

Earlier on guess who was looking for 1p coins in the parking lot?

Yes it was me.

I need to justify the mission and that does nicely.

Thanks! :)

NOW FUCKING PAY UP!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ALWAYS KNEW THE MUSIC/NOISE WASN'T GOING TO WORK - THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED FOR A MIDNIGHT CONDITION [I THINK TELEWEST DISCONNECTED ME] SO SHALL MAKE BY TOMORROW 10 A.M. TOMORROW DEADLINE INSTEAD.**
Date: Tue Nov 25 18:51:55 2003

Message:
I want one million pounds.

A permanent suite at the Ritz, London.

I also want 5000 pounds Sterling as cash upfront.

In through the letterbox.

It's an order.

Otherwise I'll fuck in your evolution for you.

**FUCK OFF WITH IT**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THIS IS NOT A THREAT - NOW FUCKING PAY UP!!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 18:57:05 2003

Message:
If I took this to its logical conclusion then my best opinion of 
the consequence where I have no offspring at all is that the 
vast, vast majority of you become locked into your 
reincarnational cycles pretty much permanently.

If I had one or two offspring the same thing could happen ...

If I had a few more than that then I'd slow it the fuck down but 
since you fucking cunts don't seem interested in paying me then 
the implication is that we start with something like this 
failing that 9am deadline.

And in fact that's how we're going to do it! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DUH!! DUH!! DUH!!**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:02:36 2003

Message:
10am, 9am??
Does it fucking matter?
You fucking RETARDS are just that when it comes to my finances.
I fucking hate you fuckers for it too.
Why don't you fuckers pay?
DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! 
DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! 
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DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! 
DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! 
DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! 
DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! DUH!! FUCKING ASSHOLES!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU ARE NOT MY PEOPLE**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:05:48 2003

Message:
You CAN'T BE!
You watch me consistently scrabble around for coinage.
It is so fucking disgusting!
I cursed you all tonight and I bet it sticks to you like mud.
What the fuck is your PROBLEM you fucking INSANE fucking 
assholes?
Anyway, there's your mission all sorted for you.
I would probably say shove that mission too.
But then what would you pay me for?
Hmmm ... let's see ..
NOW .. PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! 
PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! 
PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! 
PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! PAY!!! 
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From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PAY ME YOU FUCKING CUNTS ITS AN ORDER**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:11:00 2003

Message:
Pay up!
Fuckers!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TAKE YOUR WOMEN & SHOVE EM**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:12:38 2003

Message:
You fuckers just can't seem to want to pay.
Well guess what you absolute fucking assholes?
Yes that's right!
All bets are off for dinner PERMANENTLY.

If you are unsure of the meaning of the word *PERMANENTLY* then 
you're a bigger fucking idiot than I gave you credence for. 
Amazes me you even managed to navigate to this website.

Just FUCK OFF!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SO LOOK WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PAYING ME**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:15:31 2003

Message:
And that's just tonight.
Maybe you can stare at your joined up writing some more tomorrow 
because you fucking scum assholes just won't pay.
I marvel at the human species or whatever the fuck you cunts are 
supposed to be.
I hereby curse you fucking cunts all over again.
There is no use pretending that I don't exist and there is no 
use pretending you did anything for me.
Now fucking pay me those things I requested you rude FUCKERS!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT SPECIALISTS**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:19:04 2003

Message:
They spent just another evening discussing my finances.
Those fuckers suck ass!!
Irresponsible fuckheads.
Hate 'em.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU FUCKING CUNTS - I FUCKING GIVE YOU THIS MISSION**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:21:30 2003

Message:
Now listen to me you FUCKING SCUM. You need faster than light 
travel now fucking PAY UP!!!

**YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES JUST DON'T SEEM CAPABLE OF PAYING YOUR 
LORD & SAVIOUR**

Reply:

**WE'RE ALL REALLY UPSET**

You don't seem to understand:

**PAY ME!!**

Just a fucking hint.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OTHER THINGS I AM NOT DOING NOW**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:24:38 2003

Message:
What do you have to do to get paid around here?
Since you're so nifty with the bugging equipment I've decided to 
refrain from public speaking in the strict sense i.e. within an 
auditorium with an audience.
So that's one thing.
In the meantime you might want to consider paying me some ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE'S ANOTHER INCENTIVE**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:27:10 2003

Message:
If you miss the deadline tomorrow morning I might well 
additionally do the Space Mission solely in France ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT ASSHOLES**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:31:03 2003

Message:
Look it seems evident to me is that mostly all you want to do is 
to make observations of my behaviour and compare it with the 
behaviour 5 minutes before which also involved my money. Who the 
fuck do you think you are? You think this is your job. I think 
what you do stinks ... What is the point of doing this exactly?

**IT USED TO BE CONSTANT DEATH THREATS AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY & 
NIGHT WITH THE MINOR AMPLIFIER - SUPPOSE THIS IS BETTER**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:35:29 2003

Message:
Just forget it.
You're scum. Stay scum!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:36:18 2003

Message:
You know if push comes to shove & you can't pay me real fucking 
soon then I'll lose that 2nd website too.

I'll just fucking do it.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS JUST PAY ME?**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:53:18 2003

Message:
Trust me, there is no *Light* that is going to fall on me and 
then I shall preach *Love*.

You should pay me.

Just a hint.

Now when I say that's the mission then that's it. I don't care 
how much you pay me and I don't care if we are 5, 10+ years 
ahead. That's the fucking mission. I need to get the point 
across that I'm not changing my mind. Because I am not.

Now pay me.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU SUCK. FACE FACTS.**
Date: Tue Nov 25 19:58:26 2003

Message:
I don't suppose that the thought ever occurred to you that you 
should pay me something accompanied with actually performing 
that action?

Not so far ..

**PATHETIC STUPID INSENSITIVE FUCKING CUNT BOYS & GIRLS!!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PAY ME THE FUCKING MONEY**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:07:22 2003

Message:
When people read back on this in the Future, just what do you 
think they're going to think about you?

From: ?
To: ?
Subject: ?
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:10:02 2003

Message:
?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE'S ONE OR TWO THINGS THEY'LL THINK**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:09:51 2003

Message:
They'll think you've upset me.
They'll probably understand why the mission got somewhat reduced 
in scale.
They'll see it as a Crime against God.

From: ?
To: helen
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:10:53 2003

Message:
u suck

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAYDAY HOSPITAL**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:12:22 2003

Message:
You fucking assholes who work there.
You absolute CUNTS!
You denied the Lord & Saviour money.
We have all of your names & addresses too.
We know who you are. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SPIRITUAL HEALING**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:16:02 2003

Message:
Remember that thing with "spiritual healing" and Shirley Oaks 
private hospital?

Quoting verbatim:

"We shall be in touch".

Never heard back from them ..

Was going to start off by providing a free service & assessing 
the results.

I also tried a private clinic/hospital but I was informed by a 
woman at reception that she could only make a decision like that 
if she was off duty.

Well gee thanks a lot!

And there's your explanation as to why I won't do this now.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OKAY I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS NOW. **
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:19:58 2003

Message:
Don't pay me by 9 I'm scrapping the other site.

That's fucking it!

Goodnight.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAYDAY HOSPITAL**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:22:28 2003

Message:
You fucking assholes who work there.
You absolute CUNTS!
You denied the Lord & Saviour money.
We have all of your names & addresses too.
We know who you are. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Just remember what it says on your C.V. when you try to transfer.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **TONY BLAIR**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:48:02 2003

Message:
Yes I think your idea for Foundation Hospitals is a really 
really good one.
Thanks for all that money! :)
You fucking cunt boy!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I DO NOT WANT OFFSPRING**
Date: Tue Nov 25 20:49:42 2003

Message:
You don't have my consent either.
Not that it really matters because when it comes to the well 
being of God there is nothing like cash starving Him as the very 
best incentive for Him to want to help you.
You're shit! 
Now that IS INDEED the mechanism and those are my true thoughts 
on the subject.
Did you ever consider that if I was going to have children then 
I would have had them by now?
You're obviously not interested in my ideas. 
You are far more keen on the roles of cheats & swindlers 
watching me walk around without money and uttering *New Messiah 
of the World!* at me.
Yes! :)
That is how LOW you lifeforms go! LOL!!
To cut a long story short I'm just doing the Space Mission now 
with the intention of getting off the planet and away from the 
likes of you.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FAIR QUESTION SO I'LL ANSWER IT**
Date: Tue Nov 25 21:16:35 2003

Message:
Q. If Tony Blair had released those funds all those months ago 
then would there have been a decent show put on for us here on 
Earth instead of what we have today?

A. Yes you would. But remember that you can't just blame him but 
that he is suitable for illustration as being one of the worst 
perpetrators of non-payment. In the end the degree of 
organisation required to do a church collection was neither here 
nor there - you just wouldn't do one. Remember I still think you 
should pay me because I can publicly scale down the Space 
Project in terms of media and other things too. Why would I do 
this? Because I am simply not prepared to have you behave like 
this. I have to want to do things for you and your delaying 
tactics are simply making it so that I want to do less and less. 
I could probably put the whole thing under wraps - I just think 
it a little odd that you would want that - that's all.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO'S FOR AN INVESTMENT?**
Date: Tue Nov 25 21:36:49 2003

Message:
Though I will apply for a British business grant, if those guys 
in Switzerland get in with the investment money first then I'll 
confine the Space mission to the French-Swiss border. What do 
you want? In any case you're not getting an investment.

From: Facts Finder
To: All.
Date: Tue Nov 25 22:01:55 2003

Message:
Don't be disheartened by what happening to this board. We know 
they are the same people from the beginning with many different 
names. So far there is nothing much more to talk about regarding 
the background of this board or related to it. So we just let 
Helen of Troy to chat with her or himself. Will be around if 
there are things to discuss.

Take care all of you, especially to you OM/CF. We have been the 
longest around, using the same identity.

God bless you all.

From: om/cf
To: Facts Finder
Date: Tue Nov 25 22:46:57 2003

Message:
Good to hear from you. It's Thanksgiving Day on thursday in the 
U.S. Although it's been a lean year financially for me, I 
believe those years are the BEST years in many ways - it makes 
one really appreciate what one has...




From: Saskatchewan sasquatch snatch
To: old man clitoris flicker
Date: Wed Nov 26 04:08:00 2003

Message:
and you get to spend more time on...i mean with your daughter!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FIGHT THE MONEY DEVIL AGAIN LORD JESUS**
Date: Wed Nov 26 05:15:50 2003

Message:
That is just complete fucking BULLSHIT and you fucking SCUM know 
it!
I am carrying out what I threatened or rather I am not carrying 
out those things anymore.
Now. Do you want a little bit of Space Mission in the U.K. yes 
or no?
Make your fucking minds up pronto.

**YOU FUCKING SCUM!!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JUST TO RECAPITULATE**
Date: Wed Nov 26 05:18:45 2003

Message:
Richard Julian Warwick
72, Mayday Road
Thornton Heath
CR7 7HL
Surrey
U.K.

That's me. I'm the new messiah. You fucking SCUM don't seem 
capable of allocating me funds. Take your medicine and all the 
rest and shove it up your asses! YOU FUCKING CREEPS! Pay up now 
you fuckheads or I'll do NOTHING for this country. You have my 
assurance. PAY UP! IT'S A FUCKING ORDER! If you want to go 
against my orders then fine - you fucking cunts don't get much 
do you? FUCK YOU!! SCUM!! It's written up here for you. YOU 
DESERVE IT YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE SCUM!! I hate your fucking guts 
you scum fucking asswipe maniacal inferior SCUM!! EAT SHIT & 
DIE!! YOU FUCKING SCUM!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE PLANET OF THE MONEY GRABBING FIENDS**
Date: Wed Nov 26 05:25:59 2003

Message:
Once a fiend always a fiend.
I think you're fucking demons.
I'm no longer interested in providing you with spiritual 
knowledge you fucking SCUM!!
You just drew out this process way too long and you just bought 
your time in Hell as far as I am concerned.
I'm just going to stand by and do NOTHING about it.
For a few pounds Sterling I might have helped.
Not any more!
Now I am still wondering if you'd like a bit of the Space 
Mission in the U.K.?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE**
Date: Wed Nov 26 05:30:05 2003

Message:
Merry Thanksgiving money morons!
Did you see that website go?
Still, 24 hours ago or so you would have had it ...
However I am feeling less generous by the minute and I can 
assure you on a PERMANENT basis.
There will be NOTHING to replace the website and the spiritual 
teachings on an en masse manner in your lifetimes & mine.
Those who do get *spiritual teachings* are going to be a tiny 
minority.

Quotes more or less like *He will indeed be known as a great 
psychic for it will be He who shall teach mankind how to use the 
inner senses.*

Put no store in them whatsoever.
I decide not you.
Don't want to pay me money?
That's what you fuckers get!

Now do you want a Space Mission in the U.K. or not?
Make your fucking minds up because I'm fucking sick of your 
denials.
Look what it got you!
Now if you do want one in the U.K. then how much under wraps do 
you want it?
How many people do you want to benefit from it in one way or 
another?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT IS ON YOU YOU FUCKING SCUM**
Date: Wed Nov 26 05:57:10 2003

Message:
I give you till 9 P.M. G.M.T. tonight to pay me that million & 
the other things ...
After that time I shall assume that you are not interested that 
I tender industrial contracts in the U.K.

The decision will be permanent.

However, this does not rule out employing individuals from the 
U.K. ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PAY THE FUCKING MONEY**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:22:08 2003

Message:
I am THE CLASS ACT and you fuckers have got me pissed.

I therefore declare that the spiritual instruction shall be on a 
private tuition basis.

This is on a permanent basis.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PAY THE FUCKING MONEY**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:29:00 2003

Message:
I shall therefore ONLY provide that tuition to the other people 
going into Space.

All the rest is ruled out COMPLETELY.

Now pay up!!

Remember: I'll just keep removing more & more & more from what I 
plan to do for you very very quickly indeed and permanently.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Now pay up!!**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:31:37 2003

Message:
You do realise that I am not even going to begin to 
address "rebuilding civilisation" now?

It was on the cards but you fuckers never paid me.

I'll just take the mission out into Space.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW TO CURE PSYCHIC ATTACK**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:33:39 2003

Message:
Did you ever feel like you were under psychic attack?

Solution?

Find yourself a witch doctor with a rattle and pay them 50 
quid. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WANNA RIDE ON MY SPACESHIP?**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:35:17 2003

Message:
You never know, you might be rich & suitable.

I know!

Pay me! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:36:27 2003

Message:
You do see why I retain the possibility of recruiting people 
from the U.K. as a viable economic option? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:37:41 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Who gives a fuck about the U.K. effect or 
why are you individuals asleep on your toes?* effect!!

Yes why? LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO WANTS TO BE THE CHEF OR ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE WITH A PENCHANT FOR LIFE?**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:39:19 2003

Message:
Bamboo shoots can grow at the rate of up to 2 feet per day given 
the right conditions.

Put simply, this means that Chinese cookery is a probability in 
Space.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TONY BLAIR**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:41:52 2003

Message:
What do you think of the Queen's speech?
Did you write it for her?
That's nice. :)
Keep up the good work with the Franglo-Euro fuckso agreement!
We love you Tony!

**SMOOOOCHHH!!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO WANTS TO BE MINUS ONE MILLION?**
Date: Wed Nov 26 06:45:23 2003

Message:
ANY individual with a spare million sought for the role 
of "Space chef."

Try & guess where you send the money ..

Otherwise credit my A/C.

Seriously though it would be a point scorer if you got in there 
first in real terms.

I'd also introduce some kind of money back guarantee.

No million? Forget it for now.

I am not prepared to wait, I shall recruit citizens only from 
other countries if you are from the U.K.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Wed Nov 26 07:01:17 2003

Message:
Should read more like:

I am not prepared to wait, I shall recruit citizens only from 
other countries if you are from the U.K. sooner rather than 
later. Then after that I shall recruit citizens only from 
other countries who do not additionally bear a British passport. 
And so on. Since there HAS to be other people aboard I cannot 
systematically wipe away ALL nationalities.


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU WHO WOULD ACTIVELY SEEK TO DENY ME MONEY ARE THE DEVIL. YOU HAVE NO PART TO PLAY IN THIS MISSION.**
Date: Wed Nov 26 08:52:51 2003

Message:
The question is that though we deal with a majority, who isn't?

You better step forward and make yourself known.

If you don't do that then someone will simply replace you.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU WHO WOULD STAND IDLY BY AND OBSERVE THE ACTIONS OF THE DEVIL WELL LONG MAY YOU STAND IDLY BY AND OBSERVE THE ACTIONS OF THE DEVIL**
Date: Wed Nov 26 08:55:51 2003

Message:
I guess we shopped ourselves an audience of sorts.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ASTRAL PROJECTIONS ARE FUN - JUST HAD ONE, VERY INEXPENSIVE.** :)
Date: Wed Nov 26 08:58:40 2003

Message:
It's always fun to float off the ground to "The Sound of Music".

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CAPTAINING INDUSTRY**
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:00:22 2003

Message:
I invite Rolls Royce [I've worked on the British website] to pay 
me the sum of one million pounds as an incentive to do some work 
for the U.K. by 9 P.M. tonight ... ;)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **COMMENTS - EUROFIGHTER**
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:07:59 2003

Message:
S'not bad I guess ..

Hmm, I like the delta wing.

Guns that fire. That's good.

Costs more than one million pounds apiece.

I sank the whole thing. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **om/cf**
Subject: **WHY DON'T YOU PUBLISH THE HIT RATE ON THIS WEBSITE?**
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:10:37 2003

Message:
I know, I know ... with just two people contributing it hardly 
does you proud ... :(

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BRITISH AEROSPACE**
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:20:15 2003

Message:
I understand from the bugging equipment people that Rolls Royce 
Plc. don't like the time limit and so they are not going to pay. 
Do you yourselves on the other hand appreciate a deadline? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUELED RESPONSE**
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:26:18 2003

Message:
You can if it is negociable?

I see. :)

10 P.M. tonight it is then.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **N.A.S.A.**
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:28:31 2003

Message:
How about you? I like the FTLT section of your website.
Too bad about the research funding.
(As an incentive to do the work for the U.S.A.) 
Why don't you get in in front of the British boys and as an 
added incentive I'll bundle in a signed copy of a British 
published copy of "Hard Frost" (Scorpion Press 1995)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Wed Nov 26 09:34:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Goodbye Space Station Project* effect!!

Did you do the bamboo shoots though? :)

From: om/cf
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: Website Ownership
Date: Wed Nov 26 17:34:48 2003

Message:
**WHY DON'T YOU PUBLISH THE HIT RATE ON THIS WEBSITE?** 

It's not my website. I have neither the expertise or time to set 
up and run a website/message board. (although this one is sort 
of a no-brainer) If I did it would be one hell of a lot 
different than this one. :-)

You may want to direct your inquiry to X, aka Walter, aka Wally. 

From:
To:
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:00:25 2003

Message:
**WHY DON'T YOU PUBLISH THE HIT RATE ON THIS WEBSITE?** 

It's not my website. I have neither the expertise or time to set 
up and run a website/message board. (although this one is sort 
of a no-brainer) If I did it would be one hell of a lot 
different than this one. :-)

You may want to direct your inquiry to X, aka Walter, aka Wally. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Dear X,
We have currently promoted you to the position of Crisis2001.com 
WEBMASTER. Your job would appear to consist of manually starting 
a new thread once in a blue moon. Otherwise we are always 
pleased to hear from you and your encouraging posts never go 
unappreciated. We don't mind if you are gay and work for Compaq -
 it has to happen to somebody. Now be a good gay webmaster and 
publish us up the hit rates and/or visitor numbers please.
Thank you,
Kind regards,
Helen of Troy

From: X
To: HELEN OF TROY
Subject: om/cf
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:02:08 2003

Message:
Om/cf is telling the truth!
But if you need to know ANYTHING about molesting chilren, or how 
to run a junkyard, or how to live your life as a drunk, om/cf is 
your man!

From: X
To: HELEN OF TROY
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:07:18 2003

Message:
Maybe it would be of interest to Y-O-U to make your own attempt 
to contact the owner of this website, since you post more than 
everyone else put together. Many have left since Y-O-U decided 
to use this website as your own lopsided life journal.
Now be a good psychotic, and do something to help yourself, 
instead of relying on everyone else to stabilize your life for 
you. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SHOULD THEY QUALIFY AS HUMAN? OPINIONS PLEASE.**
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:05:29 2003

Message:
The point is this:
People keep going round saying *the new messiah needs money*.
It's insane.
Also, is this good behaviour whether we blank out part of the 
statement or not?
No it is not, but alternatively it is the empty statement of a 
dimwit.
It's the same with another favourite *He is deeply wounded*.
Now whether that is true or not, making a statement like that 
hardly engenders assistance.
What really gets me are the "Yesmen" when I tell them to pay me 
money for a service.
Obviously none is forthcoming but when it comes to being told to 
use "the magic word" - oh pleeease ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **THE QUEER CUNT RESPONDS IMMEDIATELY**
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:25:50 2003

Message:
Maybe it would be of interest to Y-O-U to make your own attempt 
to contact the owner of this website, since you post more than 
everyone else put together. Many have left since Y-O-U decided 
to use this website as your own lopsided life journal.
Now be a good psychotic, and do something to help yourself, 
instead of relying on everyone else to stabilize your life for 
you. 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*do something to help yourself, instead of relying on everyone 
else to stabilize your life for you.*
That's pretty fucking rich! LMAO!! No one has done a damn thing 
to help - that's the whole point. You must be dumber than I 
thought to analyze alternatively. Stabilize my life? LOL!! 
What's a few dollars for some decent goods & services between 
your good 'ol cheating asswipes and yourself?

*Now be a good psychotic* I sense you don't like being labeled 
queer even though you actively promote the fact. I on the other 
hand refute diagnoses of that nature especially from the 
medically unqualified.

*Maybe it would be of interest to Y-O-U to make your own attempt 
to contact the owner of this website* I think I just did 
actually but if you say I didn't then I'm sure you're right.

In the meantime **FUCK YOU YOU CUNT!!** LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I DEDICATE THE LATEST SPIRIT DISTURBANCE TO X AND ALSO TO TONY BLAIR**
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:47:53 2003

Message:
Get your chief analysts on it.

What is the underlying message?

I think it essentially states that if one acts in a way that 
suggests a certain service is worthless even though it is 
extremely valuable then that offer will cease to be.

Also if that offer is to be ever at all reinstated then it shall 
occur in a far more limited and exclusive fashion by reason of 
personal injury in the face of unjustifiable rejection.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Nov 26 19:58:41 2003

Message:
How do you run a junkyard then? I shouldn't give myself away 
like this but getting drunk and molesting children in junkyards 
has been like my daily routine for years - but running one? Now 
that's intrigue.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF I HAD A JUNKYARD OR TWO**
Date: Wed Nov 26 20:03:46 2003

Message:
Why stop with running one junkyard when you could run two?
I think you could monopolise running junkyards interstate if you 
were that determined ..
If I ran a junkyard I'd look at my junk and go "Wow! Look at all 
that junk in the yard - it is a yard made of pure junk!"
I'd probably get sentimental about my junk and keep bits of the 
choicer junk near my pillow when I slept.
I'd either find a blowtorch amongst the junk or find one by the 
roadside and I'd weld together some of the junk to form modern 
sculpture.
The best junk of all I'd reserve towards the tops of the 
mountains of junk for easiest access.
I'd get a tetanus booster shot too.

From: X
To: HELEN OF TROY
Date: Wed Nov 26 21:10:50 2003

Message:
In the meantime **FUCK YOU YOU CUNT!!** LOL!!

HAHAHA!!! AFTER BARCLAYS AND TONY BLAIR GOT DONE WITH YOU, YOU 
CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO FUCK YOURSELF! 
HAVE A GOOOOOD LIFE ON THE DOLE, SOD.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Date: Wed Nov 26 21:20:27 2003

Message:
In the meantime **FUCK YOU YOU CUNT!!** LOL!!

HAHAHA!!! AFTER BARCLAYS AND TONY BLAIR GOT DONE WITH YOU, YOU 
CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO FUCK YOURSELF! 
HAVE A GOOOOOD LIFE ON THE DOLE, SOD.
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Thank you for your kind remarks X. 

Concerning Tony Blair, he used to operate the bugging rig and 
behave like a sixth former and always with his 2 million pound 
lure. Smarmy & self-confessed non-Christian for political 
reasons, quote: "I am just like you." LOL!!

*CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO FUCK YOURSELF!* In your wildest dreams you 
have Jesus fuck you up the ass doncha! :)

Barclay's bank is emptying out ... emptying out ...

*HAVE A GOOOOOD LIFE ON THE DOLE, SOD.* Boo! Hoo! How about a 
punchline? Maybe I'll stick a bullet through the back of your 
head later. Maybe it is funnier keeping you alive.

Seems like nice guard .. Guess I'll go fuck myself.

From: X
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Date: Wed Nov 26 21:38:38 2003

Message:
*HAVE A GOOOOOD LIFE ON THE DOLE, SOD.* Boo! Hoo! How about a 
punchline? Maybe I'll stick a bullet through the back of your 
head later.


PURCHASING BULLETS ON THE DOLE? BUYING A TICKET TO MY HOMETOWN? 
NO WONDER YOU'RE SUCH A RIPPING SOD!

From: X
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Date: Wed Nov 26 21:42:40 2003

Message:
AND BY THE BY....THE REASON I HAVE A JOB AT COMPAQ IS BECAUSE I 
WENT OUT AND LOOKED FOR ONE, NOT BY SPENDING MY DAYS CRYING 
ABOUT MY BANK, AND WASTING ALL DAY AT A MESSAGE BOARD LIKE A 
BEGGAR.

From: X
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Date: Wed Nov 26 22:02:08 2003

Message:
What's a few dollars for some decent goods & services 


BEGGARS DON'T NEED SERVICES.
BEGGARS NEED TO GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER, AND GET A JOB.
NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR A MAN TOO FUCKING LAZY TO STAND UP.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT FUCKING ANYTHING FOR AWHILE....SAVE YOUR 
ENERGY FOR GETTING UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS! LOL!!!

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Wed Nov 26 21:29:18 2003

Message:
Oh dear me, did I unknowingly start trouble?

Well, I guess one persons "junk" is another persons treasure. 

Assuming I finish tracing down all the vacuum lines and get the 
timing right after rebuilding the head (top end of engine), a 
rather poor but very deserving family will have a mechanically 
sound and safe 88 Buick Century with a clean interior, good 
brakes and tires, and a decent body to drive to the grocery store
and take their kids to the doctor at my cost. Fifty bucks for 
the car, around a hundred for parts and the labor is free.

Of course it'll cost 'em about $150 for title transfer and 
plates and probably at least that for six months of liability 
insurance, but it won't take the mother half a day on the 
unbelievably poor mass transit bus to get a sick kid to the 
doctor. :)

Yeah X, I like junk. Hell, I bet I could get that '73 Pinto of 
yours running again! 

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Wed Nov 26 22:48:52 2003

Message:
WHAT AN INCREDIBLBLY MOVING STORY!
I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH PAUL HARVEY, SO THAT THE 
WHOLE NATION GETS TO HEAR "THE REST OF THE STORY"
!!!!
PEOPLE SUCH AS YOURSELF ARE THE REAL HEROS OF THIS COUNTRY!
THE VERY BACKBONE!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Wed Nov 26 23:09:13 2003

Message:
Paul Harvey is still alive? I'll be damned, thought he was dead. 

Hey, tell Paul if he ever has a problem with his Rolls I'd like 
a shot at fixing that British piece of crap! I know of a nice 
abandoned rock quarry with some sheer cliffs and water fifty 
feet deep. The Bass could build spawn beds and fuck in the back 
seat of a Rolls! Well, not fuck really since the male just swims 
over the eggs and sprays the fertilizer on them but still...in 
the back seat of a Rolls!

From: the foot in your ass
To: Helen of Little Boys
Date: Thu Nov 27 02:10:38 2003

Message:
My, but you post a lot of garbage. Must have taken you four 
hours! Obviously you're unemployed. Big surprise.        
                       

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 03:27:03 2003

Message:
Notes to Myself.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **I FIND THE MONEY POSTS QUITE AMUSING SOMETIMES TOO - I WAS JUST THINKING TODAY HOW OBTAINING INVESTMENT FUNDS UP FRONT HARDLY CONSTITUTES "EARNING IT"**
Date: Thu Nov 27 06:51:17 2003

Message:
What's a few dollars for some decent goods & services 


BEGGARS DON'T NEED SERVICES.
BEGGARS NEED TO GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER, AND GET A JOB.
NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR A MAN TOO FUCKING LAZY TO STAND UP.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT FUCKING ANYTHING FOR AWHILE....SAVE YOUR 
ENERGY FOR GETTING UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS! LOL!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I guess you won't be joining my "ministry" :)
I don't officially "beg" - I can't remember having ever done 
this.
I try to differentiate the term "loan" from "beggary".
If people want to knock themselves out watching me look around 
for coins in a carpark at night then by all means enjoy the 
show! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE GEOMETRY OF FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL**
Date: Thu Nov 27 06:58:04 2003

Message:
There's lot's on the bugging equipment recordings ... ;)
I need to extend magic cubes of 7 multidimensionally with the 
correct formulae. The magic cubes I used to produce were based 
on Latin squares. The difficulty was getting hold of the major 
internal diagonals. This coupled with symmetrical (right hand  - 
left hand, or beyond) sequences of the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 
e.g. 1,3,5,7,2,4,6 demonstrable say by placing these numbers 
around a circle and joining them up shall hopefully represent 
the majority of the Geometry required with some Euclidean 
Geometry thrown in for good measure. The symmetrical patterns in 
all seven senses as given by the example were corresponded 
several years ago to MASS - MOTION and TIME. 

I am just chucking notes up here and they are probably not 
easily decipherable but it would appear that I have something 
with some approximation to string theory. Clearly, goodbye 
Riemann! I will be trying to get the formulae for the 
multidimensional constancies before finalising my investment 
plans. Otherwise I am considering applying for a business 
startup grant with the eventual aim of floating a company on the 
London stock exchange. I've been looking through the portfolio I 
requested from them with the aim of contacting the interested 
parties at a later date. Being near C.E.R.N. and the observatory 
near La Dole seems like a pretty good idea but as of yet I am 
not sure whether I shall relinquish tenancy of the property in 
London. As long as I am paying British tax with respect to a 
business startup then where I actually live in Europe is 
irrelevant. However, I am not at that stage yet. Maybe at a 
future date I shall pull one or two people off the employment 
lines but I am going private and I have no plans to perform 
economic miracles. Can one guess why? :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 07:14:42 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Just shut the fuck up you asswipes with the 
fucking constant noise disturbances or take your shitting 
council property and shove it up your miserable asses* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU ARE JUST SO PATHETIC**
Date: Thu Nov 27 07:19:27 2003

Message:
That's right.
You people who stand around via bugging equipment & other & 
never do JACKSHIT for me. You know, shooting is too good for you 
but let's just laugh some more at your spiritual ineptitudes and 
inability to act! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THROW 'EM JUNK** :)
Date: Thu Nov 27 07:34:18 2003

Message:
Private Sub Form_Activate()
 Dim i As Long
 Dim ii As Long
 Dim tmpStr As String
 Dim tmpChar(7) As String
 Const BASE_NUMBER As Long = 1234567
 Dim Flag1 As Boolean
 Dim Flag2 As Boolean
 Dim Flag3 As Boolean
 Dim Flag4 As Boolean
 Dim Flag5 As Boolean
 Dim Flag6 As Boolean
 Dim Flag7 As Boolean
 Dim CASE_INVALID As Boolean
 
 i = BASE_NUMBER
 
AddNine: If i = 7654321 Then
            GoTo JumpOut
         Else
            
            tmpStr = Str(i)
            'MsgBox tmpStr
            For ii = 1 To Len(tmpStr) - 1
              tmpChar(ii) = Mid(tmpStr, ii + 1, 1)
              'MsgBox tmpStr & "  " & tmpChar(ii) & " *"
            Next
            
            ' see if we have the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ONLY:
            
            '1st switch all flags OFF
            Flag1 = False
            Flag2 = False
            Flag3 = False
            Flag4 = False
            Flag5 = False
            Flag6 = False
            Flag7 = False
            CASE_INVALID = False
            
            For ii = 1 To Len(tmpStr) - 1
              Select Case tmpChar(ii)
                    Case "1"
                        If Flag1 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag1 = True
                    Case "2"
                        If Flag2 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag2 = True
                    Case "3"
                        If Flag3 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag3 = True
                    Case "4"
                        If Flag4 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag4 = True
                    Case "5"
                        If Flag5 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag5 = True
                    Case "6"
                        If Flag6 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag6 = True
                    Case "7"
                        If Flag7 = True Then
                           CASE_INVALID = True
                        End If
                        Flag7 = True
                    Case Else
                      ' automatically invalid
                       CASE_INVALID = True
              
              End Select
              
              'MsgBox tmpStr & "  " & tmpChar(ii) & " *"
            Next
            
            If CASE_INVALID = False Then
               MsgBox tmpStr
            ElseIf CASE_INVALID = True Then
               ' to examine
            End If
            
            i = i + 9
            
         End If
         GoTo AddNine
JumpOut: 'MsgBox i
End Sub

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **9 IS CONSTANT**
Date: Thu Nov 27 08:06:12 2003

Message:
9 is a constant whether we deal with 1,2,3,4,5,6 (sequences of 6 
by example) or whether we deal with sequences of 7.
Proof: take any two consecutive numbers and reverse them and 
subtract the former from the latter.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ADD 9 OR REVERSE THE LAST TWO DIGITS**
Date: Thu Nov 27 08:17:55 2003

Message:
It therefore follows that adding nine to the base number - say 
123456 shall always yield the next number in the sequence for 
numbers that retains the uniqueness of the consecutive values 
for that sequence, in this case 123465.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **GORDON BROWN**
Subject: **DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD BE USING BUGGING EQUIPMENT ON THE NEW JESUS CHRIST?**
Date: Thu Nov 27 08:22:55 2003

Message:
The P.M. that sick fuck I condemned to Hell along with the 
people involved and who think the VERY BEST TIME to disturb me 
with their STINKING bugging rig is whilst I eat a meal has laid 
the accusation against you that you too are involved (Jack Straw 
also.)

How would you like to respond to that Gordon Brown? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GOODBYE P.M. - WE HAVE YOU AS SOME KIND OF MEDIA MANIPULATING LYING MANIAC WHO LIKES NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN COMMIT FOUL ACTS AGAINST GOD**
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:18:06 2003

Message:
BTW he turned the volume way up.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **STEVE NORRIS**
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:20:20 2003

Message:
I saw you on the lunch time news.
If you think that the treatment of me is "revolting" as you put 
it - then what do you think now - after having read these last 
statements?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **GORDON BROWN**
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:22:43 2003

Message:
Would I lie to you? :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:23:44 2003

Message:
I [think] I have seen the *A Political Bomb just went off and I 
[think] it is in real time.* effect!!

Noise disturbance problem?

Try a neutronium bomb. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I PREFER E-MAIL, TELEPHONE, MESSAGE BOARDS ETC. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I ACTUALLY COME OFF THE INTERNET AND WALK AROUND OUTSIDE** ;)
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:26:05 2003

Message:
We simply cannot continue to have a P.M. with a personality like 
that running the country.
I suggest a vote of no confidence or similiar mechanism and that 
this be instituted immediately.
Feel free to take over the job but a decent moral disposition is 
preferred or rather, required.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DIAGNOSIS SEVERE MEAL INTERRUPTION. WILL REQUIRE A BUGGING EQUIPMENT OPERATION TO BE CARRIED OUT BY A PART PRIVATISED FOUNDATION HOSPITAL OF YOUR CHOICE.**
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:31:46 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3242666.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

"Mr Blair received no treatment, but the spokesman said: 'The GP 
came and he thought it would be useful to have another opinion.' 

Heart problem 

The health scare comes just weeks after Mr Blair received 
hospital treatment for an irregular heartbeat ... "


From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **TONY BLAIR**
Subject: **WHO WOULD LIKE TO BREAK THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH TODAY?**
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:39:44 2003

Message:
Further (Quoting from same link):

"We have to acknowledge that there's a difference between the 
prime minister being admitted to hospital and the privacy that 
an individual is entitled to in terms of when they see a 
doctor," he said. 

How entitled am I to privacy when it comes to your reading my 
medical records Tony Blair?

**WHO WOULD LIKE TO BREAK THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH TODAY?**

Hello? Anybody home upstairs? Helloooo??

**OR NAME ME YOUR SOLICITOR!!** :)

 
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **GORDON BROWN**
Subject: **DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD BE USING BUGGING EQUIPMENT ON THE NEW JESUS CHRIST?**
Date: Thu Nov 27 09:43:50 2003

Message:
The P.M. that sick fuck I condemned to Hell along with the 
people involved and who think the VERY BEST TIME to disturb me 
with their STINKING bugging rig is whilst I eat a meal has laid 
the accusation against you that you too are involved (Jack Straw 
also.)

How would you like to respond to that Gordon Brown? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Excuse the language (it is THAT distubing and I record it up 
here for later study and as a record) but I can assure you that 
it is not the first time that this sort of thing has been done 
on purpose with malicious intent. Also I am not convinced why I 
should have Sir. John Stevens threatening to make me radioactive 
but I understand that it his opinion that I should be wooing 
women without hair. BTW not a whole lot of wooing going on 
around here - am just trying to get some extremely important 
work done. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **GORDON BROWN**
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:15:39 2003

Message:
Yes I know that you too have known about the bugging equipment 
for months. It is the malicious use that is an extreme offence 
and one which I know you never performed for the simple reason 
that I know you never used the equipment.

From: Gordon Brown
To: Helen of Troy
Subject: **IS IT TRUE ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE MURDERS?**
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:22:29 2003

Message:

From: Gordon Brown
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:29:46 2003

Message:
Then that P.M. has to go.

These are authentic communications.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GEOMETRY**
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:30:57 2003

Message:
Um, I guess I'll get back to that later.

Right! Okay! Later ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:37:01 2003

Message:
Magic cubes of 5 and 6 are of course impossible ...

But what is the required number if we move into the fourth 
dimension?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:51:15 2003

Message:
NB "Magic"

I suppose that once you move your calculations into the 5th 
Dimension the Dinner Service really starts to begin 
rattling ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 10:57:30 2003

Message:
With the 6th Dimension it does lead one again to the possibility 
of time travel after all (at least in theory).

I suppose I'll rule it back in.

The question is, "Which direction for Zeno's arrow would the 6th 
Dimension represent?"

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 11:06:11 2003

Message:
I believe that everything beyond the 7th (future-timeline) 
Dimension is immaterial and physically void.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHOOSE YOUR VICTIM**
Date: Thu Nov 27 11:08:10 2003

Message:
This might interest you Cherie Blair.

But who is this other woman?

One thing is for sure, she ain't called Helen ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHOOSE YOUR VICTIM OR TRY AND MAKE IT VICTIMLESS AS POSSIBLE.**
Date: Thu Nov 27 11:30:38 2003

Message:
BTW I will not reveal her name for reasons of discretion & 
privacy.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 11:34:19 2003

Message:
Behind every great man there is a great .... nobody? LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ORIGIN OBSCURE**
Date: Thu Nov 27 11:36:45 2003

Message:
"Behind every great man stands a great woman."
"Behind every great man stands a great woman, probably her own 
divorce case solicitor actually." 
"Behind every great man stands a great woman, probably her own 
divorce case solicitor actually, correction: barrister 
actually." 
"Behind every great man stands a great woman, probably her own 
divorce case solicitor actually, correction: barrister actually, 
the former being the solicitor and the latter being his 
rear."     

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Nov 27 11:43:42 2003

Message:
So who else is filing for divorce round here?
Mine got annulled. Anyway I got better things to do than waste 
time with all those standing arrangements.
Well I'll leave you to guess because I'm going out.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **UNIFIED PHYSICS THEORY - CONSIDER THIS.**
Date: Thu Nov 27 20:14:36 2003

Message:
Look at it this way in terms of the world of the unseen and the 
world of the macrocosmic:
I suppose you could walk through a forest and observe the fronds 
of trees and shrubs and see water drip from a recent rainfall 
and insects crawling upon a leaf ...
Contrast this with going into space in a rocket and observing 
the Earth and then subsequently Mars. I suppose one would notice 
the difference in hue but would admit to their essential 
similiarity as spheroid bodies ..
However our forest is nowhere to be seen once landed on Mars.
The mathematics that govern the geometrical formation of leaves 
is well known but extends poorly to the distribution of rocks 
whether they are located on Mars or upon the Earth.
I am intrigued that similiarites or dissimiliarities must be 
independently confirmed.
Mars is similiar to the Earth as a shrub may be to a tree.
Because Mars is lifeless though, ultimately the only true 
connection was the distribution and relative size of rocks.

From: Unknown Poster
To: the universe
Subject: big balls
Date: Thu Nov 27 20:54:13 2003

Message:
How about the size of the brass rocks on GWB?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Unknown Poster **
Subject: **FREEZING THE BALLS OFF A BRASS MONKEY**
Date: Fri Nov 28 05:11:53 2003

Message:
How about the size of the brass rocks on GWB?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Quoting Hillary Clinton verbatim: "That man should never have 
been President".

Do you know, I just see beyond this crazed power struggle? I see 
beyond human motivations in the sense that I see their inherent 
weakness, namely one-up-manship at the expense of others. The 
weakness apparent simply the moral level hierachially - or 
rather, the concept of self in warring faction with itself 
solidified into events of the past. To transcend the names of 
the actors and to go beyond their actions is to perceive their 
reliance upon the very same. To see beyond this is to apprehend 
their insignificance - these so called 'power merchants' exhibit 
no power here. 

What therefore is their hierachial dominion other than material 
for evermore? Quoth he (the Raven). If you ever hear a knocking 
or a knocking on your door then cease to be! And this for 
evermore shall truly be your shadow on the floor! Hmm .. do you 
like Poe? I wonder if he survived Death ..

It is inescapable facts or events of the past that shall define 
your future. Realise however the affective influences of the 
people around you as they may seek to enter into communication 
with you and with the message or rather the quality for that 
message then consider the prime motive for that message and 
consider that message benign, good or evil as that particular 
case in your judgement may be.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 07:37:24 2003

Message:
Another of the men named by the FBI as a hijacker in the suicide 
attacks on Washington and New York has turned up alive and well. 

The identities of four of the 19 suspects accused of having 
carried out the attacks are now in doubt. 

Saudi Arabian pilot Waleed Al Shehri was one of five men that 
the FBI said had deliberately crashed American Airlines flight 
11 into the World Trade Centre on 11 September. 

His photograph was released, and has since appeared in 
newspapers and on television around the world. 

Hijacking suspects  
Flight 175: Marwan Al-Shehhi, Fayez Ahmed, Mohald Alshehri, 
Hamza Alghamdi and Ahmed Alghamdi 
Flight 11: Waleed M Alshehri, Wail Alshehri, Mohamed Atta, 
Abdulaziz Alomari and Satam Al Suqami 
Flight 77: Khalid Al-Midhar, Majed Moqed, Nawaq Alhamzi, Salem 
Alhamzi and Hani Hanjour 
Flight 93: Ahmed Alhaznawi, Ahmed Alnami, Ziad Jarrahi and Saeed 
Alghamdi  
Now he is protesting his innocence from Casablanca, Morocco. 

He told journalists there that he had nothing to do with the 
attacks on New York and Washington, and had been in Morocco when 
they happened. He has contacted both the Saudi and American 
authorities, according to Saudi press reports. 

He acknowledges that he attended flight training school at 
Dayton Beach in the United States, and is indeed the same Waleed 
Al Shehri to whom the FBI has been referring. 

But, he says, he left the United States in September last year, 
became a pilot with Saudi Arabian airlines and is currently on a 
further training course in Morocco. 

Mistaken identity 


Abdulaziz Al Omari, another of the Flight 11 hijack suspects, 
has also been quoted in Arab news reports. 

 
Abdelaziz Al Omari 'lost his passport in Denver'
 
He says he is an engineer with Saudi Telecoms, and that he lost 
his passport while studying in Denver. 

Another man with exactly the same name surfaced on the pages of 
the English-language Arab News. 

The second Abdulaziz Al Omari is a pilot for Saudi Arabian 
Airlines, the report says. 

Meanwhile, Asharq Al Awsat newspaper, a London-based Arabic 
daily, says it has interviewed Saeed Alghamdi. 

 
Khalid Al-Midhar may also be alive
 

He was listed by the FBI as a hijacker in the United flight that 
crashed in Pennsylvania. 

And there are suggestions that another suspect, Khalid Al 
Midhar, may also be alive.

FBI Director Robert Mueller acknowledged on Thursday that the 
identity of several of the suicide hijackers is in doubt. 
   
  



From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 07:42:51 2003

Message:
Now I'm really going to rock your faith in the false religion of 
9-11. In February of 2000, Indian intelligence officials 
detained 11 members of what they thought was an Al Qaeda 
hijacking conspiracy. It was then discovered that these 
11 "Muslim preachers" were all Israeli nationals! India's 
leading weekly magazine, The Week, reported:

"On January 12 Indian intelligence officials in Calcutta 
detained 11 foreign nationals for interrogation before they were 
to board a Dhaka-bound Bangladesh Biman flight. They were 
detained on the suspicion of being hijackers. "But we realized 
that they were tabliqis (Islamic preachers), so we let them go, 
said an Intelligence official." 

The eleven had Israeli passports but were believed to be Afghan 
nationals who had spent a while in Iran.  Indian intelligence 
officials, too, were surprised by the nationality profile of the 
eleven. "They say that they have been on tabligh (preaching 
Islam) in India for two months. But they are Israeli nationals 
from the West Bank," said a Central Intelligence official. 

He claimed that Tel Aviv "exerted considerable pressure" on 
Delhi to secure their release. "It appeared that they could be 
working for a sensitive organization in Israel and were on a 
mission to Bangladesh," the official said." (72) (emphasis added)

What were these 11 Israelis doing trying to impersonate Al Qaeda 
men? Infiltrating?...perhaps. Framing?...more likely. But the 
important precedent to understand is this: Israeli agents were 
once caught red handed impersonating Muslim hijackers!

This event becomes even more mind boggling when we learn that it 
was Indian Intelligence that helped the US to so quickly 
identify the "19 hijackers"! On April 3, 2002, Express India, 
quoting the Press Trust of India, revealed:

Washington, April 3: Indian intelligence agencies helped the US 
to identify the hijackers who carried out the deadly September 
11 terrorist attacks in New York and Washington, a media report 
said here on Wednesday. (73) 

Ain't that a kick in the ass?!! Did you catch that? The Indian 
intelligence officials that were duped into mistaking Israeli 
agents for Al Qaeda hijackers back in 2000- were the very same 
clowns telling the FBI who it was that hijacked the 9-11 planes! 
Keep in mind that Indian intelligence has an extremely close 
working relationship with Israel's Mossad because both 
governments hate the Muslim nation of Pakistan. (74) 

Now about Mohamed Atta, you know, the so-called "ring leader". 
There are a number of inconsistencies with that story as well. 
Like some of the 7 hijackers known to be still alive, Atta also 
had his passport stolen in 1999, (75) (the same passport that 
miraculously survived the WTC explosion and collapse?) making 
him an easy mark for an identity theft. Atta was known to all as 
a shy, timid, and sheltered young man who was uncomfortable with 
women. (76) The 5'7" 150 pound architecture student was such 
a "goody two shoes" that some of his university acquaintances in 
Germany refrained from drinking or cursing in front of him. How 
this gentle, non- political mamma's boy from a good Egyptian 
family suddenly transformed himself into the vodka drinking, go-
go girl groping terrorist animal described by the media, has to 
rank as the greatest personality change since another classic 
work of fiction, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 

Atta, or someone using Atta's identity, had enrolled in a 
Florida flight school in 2001 and then broke off his training, 
conveniently telling his instructor he was leaving for Boston. 
In an October 2001 interview with an ABC affiliate in Florida, 
flight school president Rudi Dekkers said that his course does 
not qualify pilots to fly commercial jumbo jets. (77) He also 
described Atta as "an asshole". (78) Part of the reason for 
Dekker's dislike for Atta stems from a highly unusual incident 
that occurred at the beginning of the course. Here's the 
exchange between ABC producer Quentin McDermott and Dekkers:

McDermott: Why do you say Atta was an asshole?

Dekkers: Well, when Atta was here and I saw his face on several 
occasions in the building, then I know that they're regular 
students and then I try to talk to them, it's kind of a PR - 
where are you from  I tried to communicate with him. I found out 
from my people that he lived in Hamburg and he spoke German so 
one of the days that I saw him, I speak German myself, I'm a 
Dutch citizen, and I started in the morning telling him in 
German, "Good morning. How are you? How do you like the coffee? 
Are you happy here?", and he looked at me with cold eyes, didn't 
react at all and walked away. That was one of my first meetings 
I had. (79) (emphasis added)

This is eerily similar to the way in which Zacharias Moussaoui 
(the so-called "20th hijacker) became "belligerent" when his 
Minnesota flight instructor tried to speak to him in French (his 
first language), at the beginning of that course. The Minnessota 
Star Tribune reported on December 21, 2001:

"Moussaoui first raised eyebrows when, during a simple 
introductory exchange, he said he was from France, but then 
didn't seem to understand when the instructor spoke French to 
him. Moussaoui then became belligerent and evasive about his 
background, (Congressman) Oberstar and other sources said. In 
addition, he seemed inept in basic flying procedure, while 
seeking expensive training on an advanced commercial jet 
simulator." (80) (emphasis added)

It truly is an amazing twist of fate that both Atta and 
Moussaoui both had American flight instructors who spoke German 
and French respectively. Even the great Mossad could not have 
foreseen such a coincidence! The real Atta would have been able 
to respond to his instructor's German small talk and the real 
Moussaoui would have been able to respond to his instructor's 
French small talk. Atta just walked away and Moussaoui threw a 
fit! Neither responded because neither could. They were 
imposters, whose faces were probably disguised by a make up 
artist. Their mission was to frame the two innocent Arabs who 
were probably targeted by the Mossad at random. 

The imposter was able to create a new Atta by using Atta's 
stolen passport from 1999 - the same passport that floated 
safely to the ground with a few burnt edges on 9-11. These 
strange inconsistencies tend to give support to Mohammed Atta's 
father's claim that he spoke over the phone with his son on 
September 12th, the day after the attacks. (81) Could a group of 
professionals have abducted and killed the real Atta in the days 
following the 9-11 attacks? Mossad agents, posing as "art 
students" were arrested after conducting some type of operation 
in Hollywood, Florida, the same small town that Atta stayed in! 
(82) So what happened to the real Mohammed Atta? To quote his 
grief stricken father: "Ask Mossad!".

So who, if not the "19 Arabs" was on those planes? That's the 
million dollar question! There are a number of alternative 
scenarios. Could some Israelis have been fanatical enough to 
have volunteered for such a suicide mission? Odd as that may 
sound at first, it is not out of the realm of possibility. The 
fact is, hard-core Zionist extremists have proven themselves to 
be every bit as fanatical, (perhaps even more so), than Arab 
extremists. 

A nation which can produce thousands of bloodthirsty Zionist 
extremists, Irgun war criminals, Mossad terrorists who blow up 
occupied buildings, assassins who kill Israeli Prime Ministers 
in full view of policemen, and crazed killers who have carried 
sickening massacres of Arab women and children; would surely be 
capable of recruiting a few fanatics willing to sacrifice 
for "the cause". This theory becomes even more plausible when we 
consider that only the pilots would have needed to know that the 
planes were on a suicide mission. 

Still don't think Israel is capable of producing suicidal 
terrorists? Have you already forgotten the case of Dr. Baruch 
Goldstein?. Goldstein was a New York doctor and father of four 
who resettled in Israel. On February 25, 1994, Goldstein walked 
into a crowded Arab mosque in the occupied West Bank. With 
hundreds of worshippers kneeled in silent prayer, Goldstein 
sealed off the exit, and opened fire with a rapid-firing assault 
rifle, killing 29 and wounding many more. Goldstein, a father of 
four, was finally stopped and killed when the frenzied crowd 
overpowered him. With as many as 800 worshippers packed into the 
mosque, Goldstein surely could not have been expecting to come 
out alive. This was clearly a suicide attack. And what did 
Goldstein's mother have to say about her son's suicide attack? 
The Boston Globe revealed:

"The mother of Baruch Goldstein, the Jewish settler who 
massacred about 40 Palestinians in a Hebron mosque a week ago, 
says she is proud of her son. "I always thought to myself, 'When 
would someone get up and do such a thing?' And in the end, my 
son did it," Miriam Goldstein told the weekly Shishi newspaper." 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 07:55:36 2003

Message:
Several witnesses and survivors reported hearing bombs going off 
inside the World Trade Center. Louie Cacchioli is a firefighter 
with Engine 47 in Harlem, New York. Cacchioli told People 
Magazine the following:

"I was taking firefighters up in the elevator to the 24th floor 
to get in position to evacuate workers. On the last trip up a 
bomb went off. We think there were bombs set in the building." 


From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 08:04:05 2003

Message:
On December 25, 2001, the New York Times ran a story about the 
frustrations of some of the engineers who were called in to 
study the cause of the collapse:

"Interviews with a handful of members of the team, which 
includes some of the nation's most respected engineers, also 
uncovered complaints that they had at various times been 
shackled with bureaucratic restrictions that prevented them from 
interviewing witnesses, examining the disaster site and 
requesting crucial information like recorded distress calls to 
the police and fire departments..." (103) 

They made their concerns known publicly. Bill Manning, editor of 
the 125 year old Fire Engineering magazine, noticed a strange 
difference between the WTC investigation and other major fire 
investigations of the past. Manning wrote:

Did they throw away the locked doors from the Triangle 
Shirtwaist fire? Did they throw away the gas can used at the 
happy land social club fire?...That's what they're doing at the 
World Trade Center. The destruction and removal of evidence must 
stop immediately." 
One investigator told the New York Times:

This is almost the dream team of engineers in the country 
working on this, and our hands are tied," said one team member 
who asked not to be identified. Members have been threatened 
with dismissal for speaking to the press. "FEMA is controlling 
everything," the team member said. " 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 08:06:44 2003

Message:
Within minutes after the attack, a parade of politicians 
and "terrorism experts" appeared on every TV channel all 
claiming that the attacks were the work of Osama Bin Laden. A 
traumatized American public swallowed it all hook, line, and 
sinker, just like the real perpetrators knew we would. The Bush 
administration claimed that it had evidence linking Bin Laden to 
the attacks which it would release to the public in a matter of 
days. They never did.

In April of 2002, FBI director Robert Mueller - the same Robert 
Mueller who admitted that several hijacker identities were in 
doubt due to identity thefts- made this stunning announcement:

"In our investigation, we have not uncovered a single piece of 
paper - either here or in the treasure trove of information that 
has turned up in Afghanistan and elsewhere - that mentioned any 
aspect of the September 11 plot."

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 08:15:10 2003

Message:
Remember that the official motto of the Mossad (Israeli's 
intelligence organization) is "by way of deception thou shalt do 
war."

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 08:16:46 2003

Message:
Ask yourself. Who would want to frame Arabs? Who would want to 
link the interests of the US and the interests of Israel in the 
obvious way these ridiculous letters attempt to? Remember the 
Lavon Affair? Remember the USS Liberty? Remember the dancing 
Israelis? Remember Netanyahu's saying 9-11 was good for US-
Israeli relations?

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 08:21:30 2003

Message:
In January of 2001, 9 months before the 9-11 attacks, a well 
known economist and political figure with worldwide intelligence 
connections issued the following prediction:

"A new Middle East war of the general type and implications 
indicated, will occur if certain specified incidents 
materialize. It will occur only if the combination of the 
Israeli government and certain Anglo-American circles wish to 
have it occur. If they should wish it to occur, the incidents 
to "explain" that occurrence, will be arranged."

"Contrary to widespread childish opinion, most of the important 
things that happen in the world, happen because powerful forces 
intend them to happen, not because of some so-
called "sociological" or other statistical coincidence of the 
types reported for the popular edification of the easily 
deluded. A new Middle East war, bigger than any yet seen, is 
inevitable under presently reigning global influences. (178)

The man who made that prediction is the perpetual 
presidential "wannabe" Lyndon Larouche. Now Larouche may be a 
cult like figure with some really weird interpretations of 
history, but his intelligence contacts are legitimate and many 
of his political and economic forecasts have been accurate in 
the past. Considering all the history and recent events reviewed 
in this paper, and the logical conclusions which they lead us 
to, the above prediction was "right on the money."

An even more chilling prophecy was issued in 1984 by jewish 
author and anti-Zionist Jack Bernstein. Bernstein warned:

"The Zionists who rule Israel and the Zionists in America have 
been trying to trick the U.S. into a Mideast war on the side of 
Israel. They almost succeeded when U.S. Marines were sent to 
Lebanon in 1982. The blood of the 250 American Marines who died 
in Lebanon is dripping from the hands of the Israeli and 
American Zionists. 

If more Americans are not made aware of the truth about Zionist 
Israel, you can be sure that, sooner or later, those atheists 
who claim to be God's Chosen People will trick the U.S. into a 
Mideast war against the Arabs who in the past have always been 
America's best friends. Then more AmerIcan boys will die because 
of these clever murderous Zionists, who, incidentally, have been 
responsible for pushing America into World War I, World War II, 
as well as the Korean War and Vietnam Wars. While Zionist 
international bankers and other Zionist Jews were busy counting 
their profits for those wars, American mothers and fathers, 
brothers and sisters were mourning the loss of their sons and 
brothers. Will YOU someday be mourning the loss of your son or 
brother -- because of Zionist treachery? (emphasis added) (178B)

That part of Bernstein's warning has already come to pass. 
What's amazing is that Bernstein wrote that way back in 1984! 
But the other part of Bernstein's warning is far more chilling. 
Bernstein adds:

"At some point during the war, when the U.S. military is deeply 
involved and the U.S. citizens are demoralized, the Zionist-
oriented Jewish international bankers will make their move. 
Evidence leads to the conclusion that it is these bankers who 
own the Class A Stock of the U.S. Federal Reserve, America's 
central bank. In this position of power these Zionist bankers 
can, and likely will, trigger an economic collapse in America -- 
like they did in 1929 when they caused the stock market crash 
and started the severe depression of the 1930's."

"Since the money system currently used in the U.S. is NOT backed 
by gold, silver, or anything of value, the paper dollars and tin 
coins now in use will be worthless. In the resulting state of 
confusion and in an effort to obtain food and other necessities, 
the American people will accept the "New States Constitution" 
which has already been written. This will place the American 
people under the dictates of one-world government run by the 
Zionist-oriented international bankers and Zionist/Bolshevik 
Jews. 

Exactly what direction the war in the Mideast will take only the 
New York/Moscow/Tel Aviv triangle and God can know. When it is 
all over, the main LOSERS will be: 

The American people. 
The Arab people. 
Those Jews who stand for justice and freedom. 
The only WINNERS will be: 
The Zionist international bankers and the Zionist/Bolshevik 
Jews." 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 08:55:31 2003

Message:
"A passionate attachment of one nation for another produces a 
variety of evils. Sympathy for the favorite nation, facilitating 
the illusion of an imaginary common interest in cases where no 
real common interest exists, and infusing into one nation the 
enmities of the other, betrays the former into a participation 
in the quarrels and wars of the latter without justification. It 
leads also to concessions to the favorite nation of privileges 
denied to others which is apt doubly to injure the nation making 
the concessions; by unnecessarily parting with what ought to 
have been retained, and by exciting jealousy, ill-will, and a 
disposition to retaliate, in the parties from whom equal 
privileges are withheld. And it gives to ambitious, corrupted, 
or deluded citizens who devote themselves to the favorite 
nation), facility to betray or sacrifice the interests of their 
own country, "- George Washington 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 09:03:30 2003

Message:
http://www.jihadunspun.com/articles/12022002-
stranger.than.fiction/stf01.html

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *Now I'm really going to rock your faith in the false religion of 9-11.*
Date: Fri Nov 28 09:08:22 2003

Message:
Nice. Do you know what actions that are relievable by a trip 
upon Death row were committed by your President?
You can lie all you want ..
Let me simply say that act thee in haste forever or if needst be 
the consilidated Time then that Time shalst be granted unto 
thee ..
As if my Kingdom shalst forever be unto thy former 
understanding ...
As if forever my Kingdom shalst be unto thy former 
understanding ...
As if forever my Kingdom shalst be thine ...
Amen.

Let us pray for the dead & for the suffering of the innocent!
I bid you do this now! Amen!

 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 09:40:43 2003

Message:
In the meantime I thoroughly advocate that you take the key 
Western leaders responsible out ..
Do this with my blessing.
It is a simple matter of making the appropriate planning.
This need not involve any kind of suffering.
You should be able to take him out scot free ..
But that P.M. MUST DIE!! And that P.M. MUST DIE SOON!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW TO TAKE OUT THE P.M. OR ANY OTHER SIMILIAR FIGURE WITH YOUR SMITH & WESTON HANDGUN AND GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE THOSE PARTICULAR FUCKERS IN QUESTION DESERVE TO DIE.**
Date: Fri Nov 28 09:46:56 2003

Message:
First have a second party ride the tubes around that area till 
they get goddamn heat exhaustion ...
Do you have the information yet? :)
Did you notice on the news how this individual gets out from 
where he lives and then proceeds directly into his bullet proof 
car?
You did?
Then you noticed that this was ALL at the expense of the British 
tax payer?
You also noticed that he gets out from his bullet proof car 
too ... 
To cut a long story short then I reckon that a single individual 
with the right kind of semi-automatic weapon could simply 
advance on the P.M. Tony Blair and meet with precious LITTLE 
contrary action. It is a reality that is amazing but true though 
nonetheless I should assure one of the directness of your aim & 
the certitude of your escape plan ..
I would not talk bunk.
Your escape plan probably entails running like Hell but once 
you've reached the unmarked automobile then you can afresh 
anew ..
Then we simply get into automobile Mark II ... :)
Believe me, whether the Spy Services know about this or not 
frankly makes no difference at this point ...
What should one do?
Stay under cover for a few days & seek the Hell outta there!
You would have established your contacts beforehand ..

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 09:59:28 2003

Message:
THOSE FILTHY FUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!

THEY ARE DESTROYING THE WHOLE PLANET, EVERYTHING IS
THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS FAULT_____LET'S ALL BAND TOGETHER
AND STUFF THE BASTARDS INTO OVENS!!!!

From: awm
To: all
Subject: same
Date: Fri Nov 28 05:48:20 2003

Message:
same old people never change,same site,when are you people going 
to grow up and have something interesting such what is happening 
in our world,whats happening in iraq,americans are getting shot 
daily and you guys only care about your dicks,get off your 
assess and go to iraq,have some feelings for the americans in 
iraq,i will be back in three months merry xmas and happy new year

From:
To:
Date: Fri Nov 28 16:34:21 2003

Message:
If the president were serious about heeding the lessons of Sept. 
11, 2001, the White House would not be refusing to send 
executive records to the independent commission that is trying 
to determine how those attacks were allowed to occur and what 
might prevent them in the future. Former Sen. Max Cleland, D-
Ga., a member of that commission, has called the president's 
stonewalling "Nixonian," suggesting that Bush might not really 
want the truth to come out.

As Cleland, a triple-amputee Vietnam War veteran, put it in an 
interview with Salon.com: "It's been painfully obvious the 
administration not only fought the creation of the commission 
but that their objective was the war in Iraq, and one of the 
notions that was built on was there was a direct connection 
between al-Qaida and 9/11 and Saddam Hussein. There was not. So 
therefore they didn't want the 9/11 commission to get going. ... 
They want to kick this can down past the elections."


From: Drunk Bar patron
To: Helen of gay troy
Date: Fri Nov 28 18:30:06 2003

Message:
can u not see the blessing that is me

From: Drunk Bar patron
To: Helen of gay troy
Date: Fri Nov 28 18:30:06 2003

Message:
can u not see the blessing that is me

From: Drunk Bar patron
To: Helen of gay troy
Date: Fri Nov 28 18:30:06 2003

Message:
can u not see the blessing that is me

From: Drunk Bar patron
To: Helen of gay troy
Date: Fri Nov 28 18:30:06 2003

Message:
can u not see the blessing that is me

From: Drunk Bar patron
To: Helen of gay troy
Date: Fri Nov 28 18:30:06 2003

Message:
can u not see the blessing that is me

From:
To:
Date: Sat Nov 29 00:37:01 2003

Message:
Helen of Little Boys hangs out in Toys R Us, trying to bribe 
young boys with candy.           

From: zig zag
To: all
Date: Sat Nov 29 09:31:53 2003

Message:
Hi you fuckin loads of sponk swallowers, bet you all fuckin 
missed old zig zag then. Well Zig Zag has spent the last week 
stuck up Maries Anal tubes whilst her daughter was licking my 
arsehole out, fuck me she was good.


Everytime I cum, she would scream "Down my windpipe you big boy, 
don't waste it on my mummys back".





From: all
To: zig zag
Date: Sat Nov 29 20:16:27 2003

Message:
We all sure missed you! And you never told us that your mother's 
name was Marie!

From:
To:
Date: Sat Nov 29 23:36:18 2003

Message:
Zig zag has been in the lockup for sniffing old ladies' knickers 
then, hasn't he?                   

From:
To:
Date: Sat Nov 29 23:36:18 2003

Message:
Fuck off then Zig fag.                 

From: Zig Zag
To: All
Date: Sun Nov 30 07:05:37 2003

Message:
I had to fuck your ma's arse through her Colostomy bag, fuck me 
what a mess that was

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Mon Dec 1 04:27:11 2003

Message:
morning cunts

From: police
To: zig-fag's mums a hag
Date: Mon Dec 1 04:58:20 2003

Message:
Your mum's breath stinks of the filthy turds she lets the bums 
in the pub drop into her mouth on a friday night for a quick few 
quid

From: zig zag
To: police
Date: Mon Dec 1 06:59:37 2003

Message:
fuck me, you found out about me Ma

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAYDAY HOSPITAL**
Subject: **THEY DON'T WANT MY GOODS & SERVICES - DON'T HAVE 'EM!!** :)
Date: Mon Dec 1 18:16:29 2003

Message:
I'm getting a blood test tomorrow to scan for H.I.V. and 
hepatitis.

I am prepared to sell half a pint of my blood for research for 
50000 pounds Sterling.

If a window of opportunity appears where I could donate the 
blood (for transfusion purposes) and you haven't paid by then 
then the deal is off permanently.

That's my complete medical contribution for at least a couple of 
years .. You can mostly just drop over dead for all I care. <--- 
That was a perfectly justifiable statement.

I'm telling you the Truth. I'm perfectly happy to *go with the 
flow.* 

If you don't pay up then you will be publicly exposed for who 
you are at a later date.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **NOW DO YOU WANT THE BLOOD OR NOT YOU FUCKING MONEY-VAMPIRES?**
Date: Mon Dec 1 18:49:24 2003

Message:
You can take the future medical contribution and shove that 
right up your ass too! :)

I'm only interested in medicine as it applies to a Space mission 
now and fortunately I find myself in superior health to 
yourselves.

I am simply not willing to accept that you cunts wouldn't pay 
me ..

I'm never going to change my mind.

How's that cunts? :) 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW DO I JUSTIFY IT?**
Date: Mon Dec 1 19:05:30 2003

Message:
Essentially I know that everything I offer is worth a mint. I 
also consider how extremely insulting it is that nobody picks up 
the bill. That's how I can justify not ever doing things for you.

I'll decide what you get in the future and I'll decide the 
financial conditions.

Now what's your justification? 

Absence of conscience? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE VALUE OF PRAYER VERSUS PAYMENT**
Date: Mon Dec 1 19:26:12 2003

Message:
When you next cry out in pain in the dark then cry out for Jesus!

It won't do you any good.

But if you've got a 'phone handy dial 999 - Emergency.

From: Facts Finder
To: Nameless
Date: Mon Dec 1 18:40:43 2003

Message:
Ask yourself. Who would want to frame Arabs?

Now ask yourself who would want to switch the blame to Isreal?

I have mention that long time ago, that at the end the Arab will 
find ways and switch the blame to the Isreal.

The world can see the trouble around the world not only in US. 
If the muslims world really think that this is all plan by the 
Mossad than they should cool down and start showing the world 
the wonderful side of Islam.

I always say Bush has done a good job. Without the strong stand 
on country that accomodate, support and hide these radical 
muslim extremists. These build up of muslims wanting the world 
to become muslims and getting rid of non believers, would be 
worse.

If you were on these board from the beginning you can see how 
much support the muslims world give to Osama for Sept 11. So now 
they are blaming it all on the Mossad just because they see that 
these kind or work does not work well with the muslims world.

Again I say, we can accept Islam, I have many friend that are 
muslims, just visited their home for the Adil fitri celebration, 
but will they accept us. I know my muslims friend can.

Just the other day, I was on the way up the elevator and I say 
this muslim couple carrying a lot of things which they bought 
for their celebration, I just offer my help to carry some of the 
things for them. Next day we met again in the morning and wish 
each other. He ask during our conversation where I was going. I 
told him I was going to church and he say that he is happy to 
live in our country where we can have religious harmony and wish 
me G0D BLESS. I told him, yes, isn't nice. I wish him the same 
too.

We can see now the muslims world is slowly changing to help 
capture these muslims extremists, why? because they are being 
hit too. (Another Isreal doing?) then why claim responsible. Are 
they stupid or what.

We all can see that muslims countries that can accept other 
religion and global changes will live in peace. Another is the 
holding on power which we see happening all around the muslims 
world.

Lastly, thank you for the wonderful information whether it is 
true of false? it is left to us individual, to understand and 
would appreciate if you could just identify yourself so that we 
can have better discuusion. I may be wrong. All information do 
help to enlighten me.

Have a wonderful day. God Bless or Insha Allah

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I'M ON AOL. IT WORKS. IT'S FREE AND IT'S YUMMY!! THANKS!!** :)
Date: Mon Dec 1 19:29:32 2003

Message:
Helen of Little Boys hangs out in Toys R Us, trying to bribe 
young boys with candy.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! It's down "Trojan Way" too.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Dec 1 19:46:19 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Back Orifice* effect!!

My! That was short!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PHLEBOTOMY**
Date: Mon Dec 1 20:03:15 2003

Message:
Beyond scanning for all those drugs and other diseases what 
exactly are you planning to do with my phlebotomy?

One thing is certain. For purposes of gene therapy and similiar, 
then you are going to require more blood than is afforded by 
a "phlebotomy".

By the way, "phlebotomies" are better than "lobotomies" any day 
of the week. You have my absolute assurance on this one.

Do you know that Einstein was absolutely insistent that his 
brain was not studied after his death? Nonetheless the rats 
still jarred themselves some ..

From: police
To: zig zag
Subject: momma pig-fuck
Date: Tue Dec 2 04:33:10 2003

Message:
I enjoyed wiping my arse on your sweaty scouse-bitches nose. 
She's a hungry fuck-buckrt that mom of yours, who's your dad?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Dec 2 06:40:33 2003

Message:
Well zig zag you SCUM!!
Who is your dad, you SCUM-ARTIST?
Tell us moron ..
Like we give a shit ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ELEVATION FACTOR ZERO**
Date: Tue Dec 2 06:43:12 2003

Message:
Okay cunts, I'm off for a blood test.
The chances that I have any of those diseases are a flat zero.
Nonetheless I'll post you back the results for your edification.
I could think of no better way to utilise N.H.S. resources other 
than the demonstration of superior genetic material ..
It amuses me to think that it is so really SCARY waiting for the 
results! LOL!!
Just my opinion but I don't think you've though my financing 
properly ..
Just my opinion of course and naturally you're entitled to your 
own.
Thanks! :)

From:
To:
Date: Tue Dec 2 06:49:48 2003

Message:
.. thought through ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THIS IS THE MISSION**
Date: Tue Dec 2 16:00:47 2003

Message:
Q. to Sue. "Did you ever consider that I may be worth an 
investment?" ;)

The mission is mainly a "Smash & Grab Job" on existing 
technology without requiring the services of the likes of 
British Aerospace or N.A.S.A.

That is one way of viewing it ..

Are you on the rank & file of the unemployed and has been a Holy 
Virgin for the past decade or so? :)

For that is another!

I'm trying to write a conscience personality test scorer but 
admit defeat with the finances. That's fine though I'll just 
skip sorting out the world's problems and just go directly for 
the Galaxy. Shoulda paid me. I'll be looking around for people 
of the right calibre and moral fibre at a later date. I am 
however repelled by the fact that you'd just stand back and 
allow to exist with the most meagre sums of money for all those 
months. There is no changing the facts and it simply means that 
I have become completely reluctant to help out in many ways en 
masse now and unfortunately there is never any changing it. I do 
however feel that you are entitled to the Truth even though I 
agree that it does not make comfortable reading. My medical 
contribution will only EVER extend to the medicine we need to 
practice that involves the space mission. Leaving me without 
money is MORALLY WRONG. It is an extreme form of abuse - forget 
the good manners entirely.

I've also sorted out publicity. We will film the spaceship but 
we won't televise it because it will fall into enemy hands 
through their relay system.

**We're going to rescue Princess Leia or someone similiar to 
that.**

That Truly is the Mission.

[If you're involved in it .. ]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON REEXAMINATION OF THE WRITING**
Date: Tue Dec 2 16:16:54 2003

Message:
Funniest line: "I'm trying to write a conscience personality 
test scorer but admit defeat with the finances."

Saddest line:  "It is an extreme form of abuse - forget 
the good manners entirely."

Both of them are True.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ELEVATION FACTOR ZERO**
Date: Tue Dec 2 16:24:21 2003

Message:
Okay cunts, I'm off for a blood test.
The chances that I have any of those diseases are a flat zero.
Nonetheless I'll post you back the results for your edification.
I could think of no better way to utilise N.H.S. resources other 
than the demonstration of superior genetic material ..
It amuses me to think that it is so really SCARY waiting for the 
results! LOL!!
Just my opinion but I don't think you've though my financing 
properly ..
Just my opinion of course and naturally you're entitled to your 
own.
Thanks! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The real reason why I got a blood test today [results in a few 
days] is to demonstrate that when we go into Space quarantine is 
a very real issue if the recipient end of the journey contains 
life forms similiar to us ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Dec 2 16:29:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Just call his team the "All Whites", dress them 
up in shimmery white robes - hand 'em a ray gun - and film crew 
cue!* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Tue Dec 2 16:34:24 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *"He needs money!", woman police officer 
declaration* effect!!

I also hear doors slamming.

Just those looney bin material women police officers again. :)

But if it's Princess Leia that needs rescuing ..

Dialing 999 - Emergency! - was never going to do.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHERE IS THE RELAY SYSTEM**
Date: Tue Dec 2 16:43:42 2003

Message:
Fantastical though it sounds I think there could be something on 
Mars. It may be possible to detect with conventional means. On 
the other hand, since it would be a technology that facilitates 
the transmission of signals at a speed superior to that of light 
that it might not ..

Conversely however any ordinary metal detector might do the 
trick.

I suppose one has to conclude that it's a lot of ground to cover.

Why would there be such a thing in place there - like something 
out of the film "2001: A Space Odyssey"?

A good question which can only be answered in stages. I think 
that a film like that - Kubrick directed it - may also represent 
a statement of the collective unconciousness.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON - THE ENEMY**
Date: Tue Dec 2 17:00:36 2003

Message:
This is earlier trance material I am summarising for you. [By 
the way, all of my trances are concious - I do not practice or 
recommend "unconcious" trances.]

They are a very old alien race that do indeed look a bit like 
dragons. Concerning the relay system they do not know where the 
ends terminate and these huge artefacts in space are the remains 
of their earlier technology the origins which are lost in the 
mists of time. They managed to more or less destroy themselves 
at a certain point but have now regained technology. I am not 
sure if they have [regained] faster than light travel but I 
suspect they have.

What do you think their motive could be for kidnapping people 
from another planet? In any case they decided to deny the fact 
of their self-destruction preferring to blame another system in 
the galaxy ..

The Truth they say is stranger than Fiction. Stranger still when 
it is confounded!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **POLICE OFFICER SCUM**
Date: Tue Dec 2 17:19:53 2003

Message:
Though some of the police officers are well-behaved [nearly all 
women] some of them are SCUM of the WORST variety.

They can think of nothing better to do than threaten me with 
murder or making me radioactive - that kind of thing - and they 
do this with the two-way bugging rig whilst I eat for example.

What does this say to you about this SCUM?

They seem to think they have nothing to lose but keep forgetting 
how their period in Hell is almost endlessly prolonging 
subsequent to their eventual annihilation.

Does that make you anxious SCUM? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **JUST SORTING OUT MY SCUM**
Date: Tue Dec 2 17:50:00 2003

Message:
The rest of you can most probably just hang your heads in shame. 

Typically you will be aware of a moral framework but have 
choosed to go against it concerning my finances.

Otherwise you are probably just plain stupid or you are 
psychopathic.

It would appear however that I have justified not lifting a 
finger for you. Furthermore people agree with me ...

"Yes I am scum! I admit it. I am going to rot in Hell," just the 
other day for example. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET US CHANT THIS AND SEND THEM OFF OR WITNESS THE POWER OF THE COLLECTIVE**
Date: Tue Dec 2 17:56:19 2003

Message:
We condemn the police SCUM to Hell.
We condemn Tony Blair & the U.S. president to Hell too.
We condemn John Reid to Hell.
We condemn whoever deserves to go to Hell to Hell along with 
this lot too.
We condemn them for they are Sinners of the worst variety and 
have committed Crimes against Humanity.
May this SCUM be annihilated as relevant.
We don't want to live on or off a world with people like that on 
it.
Amen.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE EXISTENCE OF HELL**
Date: Tue Dec 2 18:01:10 2003

Message:
First of all it appears to sit alongside reincarnational theory 
rather uneasily.
The main complaint however is that in modern society with 
technology and science, the whole "concept" has apparently 
been "outgrown".
That doesn't explain much or prove anything.
Perhaps we should make it an issue of blind Faith? :)
Annihilation - oblivion - which is better if that is the choice 
alongside afterlife punishment?
If I am annihilating you then I am indeed being nice! :)
In practice annihilation is probably impossible yet will 
incorporate the destruction of your sense of identity. If you 
ever wake to the fact of your original identity then I suppose 
that this reinvention of awareness has bridged the gulf 
seperating your unconciousness. 
Can you see now how a Hell or rather "annihilation" doctrine 
might fit in with one of reincarnation?
I also believe that sins must be atoned for in life and that if 
they are not then you will pay sevenfold and beyond depending on 
the severity of those sins and crimes.
In other words it is God's way of clearing up all those unsolved 
rape & murder cases ..
Thanks God! :)
I don't think a doctrine of "ascended souls" is particularly 
appropriate presently and I am absolutely convinced of the 
difficulties in achieving this and breaking the reincarnational 
cycles.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THERE ARE TWO VARIETIES OF HELL**
Date: Tue Dec 2 18:15:16 2003

Message:
I'll just put it poetically for you:

One is a frozen Hell ...
The other Hell is a purifying Hell that attempts to remove 
material inclinations and desires.
But will the ice ever melt?
And were you expecting an ice maiden to pop through? :)
Well I've got news for you ..
I think you could compare it to a happening in a novel written 
by Percy Bysshe Shelley ..
Yes! Monsters - they really do exist.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FRANKENSTEIN**
Date: Tue Dec 2 18:31:20 2003

Message:
http://home-1.worldonline.nl/~hamberg/

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Quoting:

"An English explorer, Robert Walton, is on an expedition to the 
North Pole. In letters to his sister Margaret Saville, he keeps 
his family informed of his situation and tells about the 
difficult conditions on the ship. One day when the ship is 
completely surrounded by ice, a man in bad condition is taken 
aboard: Victor Frankenstein. As soon as his health allows it, he 
tells Walton the story of his life."

Though I believe that Mary Shelley had more than a hand in the 
creation of this work of literature, I am confident that the 
vast majority if not the entirety was written by Percy Bysshe 
Shelley. He was not therefore simply a poet. It makes little 
sense that his bibliography would not include the masterpiece. 
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TONIGHT, IN CONCLUSION**
Date: Tue Dec 2 18:38:21 2003

Message:
You need to know that my lack of financing is something that I 
will simply not let go of.
Even when the money shows up there will be no changing what I've 
already made my mind up about.
If the money continues to be scarce then you will find I am less 
and less likely to do things for you.
As I see it now I am more or less bypassing "helping the world" 
and I'm going straight for outer space instead.
There will be others who are directly involved in this program 
too and manned missions will require an onboard team.

From: David Bernstein
To: helen of troy
Subject: shalom
Date: Tue Dec 2 19:19:01 2003

Message:
hey Helen that last post was really great , and i love how that 
recent post had the subject Frankenstein. I to am waiting for a 
cheque in the letter box

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET US CHANT THIS AND SEND THEM OFF OR WITNESS THE POWER OF THE COLLECTIVE**
Date: Tue Dec 2 18:54:11 2003

Message:
We condemn the police SCUM to Hell.
We condemn Tony Blair & the U.S. president to Hell too.
We condemn John Reid to Hell.
We condemn whoever deserves to go to Hell to Hell along with 
this lot too.
We condemn them for they are Sinners of the worst variety and 
have committed Crimes against Humanity.
May this SCUM be annihilated as relevant.
We don't want to live on or off a world with people like that on 
it.
Amen.
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One last thing.
I've been talking to the "good" police officers and we agreed 
that for the purpose of experiment that we'd chant the above 
once or twice - which we did.
We did however concede that it was difficult to keep a straight 
face doing this 1st time round.
Having analyzed why we came to the conclusion that this was due 
to intelligent mature people practicing "magic" which is 
essentially reserved for adolescents or people of that form of 
mindset.
On the other hand we agreed that those people are no good.
Do I believe that our voices raised together shall affect some 
aether or another equally obscure term or phenomena reserved for 
the failed Physicists and for the 19th Century occultists?
No.
I require material evidence.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: David Bernstein
Subject: **STEIN'S THE LEGACY**
Date: Tue Dec 2 19:57:50 2003

Message:
hey Helen that last post was really great , and i love how that 
recent post had the subject Frankenstein. I to am waiting for a 
cheque in the letter box
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Thank you David! I always appreciate people posting things 
without too many personal attacks, insults and foul language! I 
hope you get your cheque soon and that it clears properly. 
Cheques can in my opinion be stress inducers for this very 
reason and their absence is even worse. I hope you get one 
that's worth a ton - [if that makes me get one worth more!] I 
think that P. Shelley was the absolute pinnacle amongst romantic 
poets and don't think too much about the other guy.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **SUE**
Date: Tue Dec 2 20:55:11 2003

Message:
I think you have to concede that there are natural limits and 
that to surpass them is to admit your own defeat.
You stated to me that you "used to guard me" at Ikea, nr. Purley 
way a couple of months back.
At the time you were with your husband and you were sporting a 
fake(?) fur coat along with your dark hair and your less than 
perfect nose ..
I was the one with the pink carnation in my top pocket. :)
Now if you want to be on this program then you are going to have 
to produce the goods - namely a cheque for 2000+
You better do this in the next couple of days or forget it.
I just feel that I have bent over backwards for you in order to 
allow your moral comprehension to catch up.
I also feel that if your comprehension can't catch up this time 
then it simply never shall.
In those terms the limits which I pointed out to you would be 
permanently surpassed.
Though I understand that I am talking to a moral dimwit I do 
understand that there are "dimwits" and there are "dimwits".
There might not be a whole lot to choose between them but I need 
to gain closure on this issue - as indeed I shortly shall.
It is up to you - your choice - will inform all of permanent 
result. Goodnight! :)

From: RiPPer
To:
Date: Tue Dec 2 22:41:10 2003

Message:
"Though I understand that I am talking to a moral dimwit"

AIDS should cure you eventually. How's that blood test coming 
along? 

From: police
To: u discussed me!
Subject: om/cf's diary
Date: Wed Dec 3 04:31:17 2003

Message:
During dinner, Tabatha told Adam she already knows about his 
incest
affair with their mother and doesn't bother her, he's keeping 
their
mother sexually satisfied?
Well Adam relieved about that.
After dinner they went into the bedroom. 
Tabatha was taking her clothes off so was Adam. Tabatha likes 
sleeping
in the nude it gives her more comfort.
As they were in bed Tabatha turns on the tv to an adult channel, 
its
purely adult.
Tabatha likes watching it to get good sex tips on how to give 
better
head?
Adam watches it with her and he enjoys it.
Most of the time they act like husband and wife instead of 
brother and
sister. They have sex twice a night and early morning, well 
that's what
Tabatha want's and Adam will do what pleases his sister.
Tabatha then turns the tv off and kissess Adam.
Then they were in the 69 position. Tabatha was stroking and 
sucking his
cock and his balls.
Yes Tabatha likes sucking mens balls(yuk).
Adam was sucking and licking his sister's sweet tasting pussy 
juice, boy
does he love it.
Tabatha mostly goes cock-crazy when she's sucking his cock.
Well she has been enjoying sucking cock since she was 14 or 15? 
Tabatha
had few times experience with her girlfriends and she does enjoy 
it? She
doesn't see anything wrong eating a girls pussy?
Tabatha was enjoying treminsly Adam's tongue inside her pussy 
hole,,,she
does have good orgasms.
Then Tabatha was lowering herself on Adam's wet cock. Tabatha 
likes
sliding down it slowly so she can feel the pleasurable sensation.
Then slides up and down again.
Adam watches her facial reaction and knows she's enjoying 
herself.
Tabatha was riding his cock like a horse but slowly. 
Then after a few minutes, she slides off.
Tabatha wants Adam to put it inside her asshole? Adam does what 
she
wants him to do?
Adam was behind her sliding his cock inside her asshole. He then 
was
sliding in and out slowly. Tabatha was feeling it all the way in 
and she
does enjoy it.
Few minutes of that, Tabatha then wants it inside her pussy? 
Adam puts
it inside her pussy and pumps her fast.
Yes Tabatha like it fast behind her.
Adam was pumping hard and fast the bed was shaking and so was 
her tits.
Then he cums and cums right inside her pussy. Tabatha screams 
out as she
feels his sperm squirting inside her.
After a while, they lay there in each other's arms and falls 
asleep.
Around 3 in the morning, they were having sex again for about 
couple of
hours.
Tabatha always wants to feel Adam cum inside her, it makes her 
feel good
during the day?
Then at 7, Tabatha left for work.
An hour later, their mother Samantha comes over.
She was kissing Adam on the mouth and told him she's sorry she 
told his
sister about them?
Adam wasn't worried about it what he told his mother.
Then he took his mother in his bedroom. 
Samantha brought with her condoms? Adam said"Mom no need for 
those".
Samantha puts it away then undressess.
Adam still can't believe he has such a beautiful mother with such
beautiful tits and a hairy pussy? 
Adam took his clothes off and joins his mother in bed.
Samantha told her son she tries her best getting his father's 
pecker up?
At times it works but when he's inside her it goes limp?
So Adam was on top of his mother kissing her.
Samantha guides his dick inside her, he slides in and out slowly.
Matter of minutes, he squirts his hot sperm deep inside his 
mother's
womb. Samantha just loves feeling hot sperm squirting inside her 
pussy
walls, just like her daughter she has great orgasms that way.
Then they just lay there talking about his father and the time 
of his
accident. That's how his father couldn't do his husband's duty 
for his
wife?
Then Samantha had to get up and dress.
She kissed her son and had to leave.
Adam knows he's lucky to have a good thing going with his sister 
and
mother.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **RiPPer**
Subject: **I'M GAY! LMAO!**
Date: Wed Dec 3 05:00:09 2003

Message:
From: RiPPer 
To: 
Date: Tue Dec 2 22:41:10 2003 
Message:
"Though I understand that I am talking to a moral dimwit"

AIDS should cure you eventually. How's that blood test coming 
along? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! I will be requiring the counseling ...
Goddamn!! I am POSITIVE!! LMAO!!
Yes I have finally found "my cure"
You fucking bastards thanks for that one! LMAO!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **THE POLICE**
Date: Wed Dec 3 05:06:04 2003

Message:
During dinner, Tabatha told Adam she already knows about his 
incest
affair with their mother and doesn't bother her, he's keeping 
their
mother sexually satisfied?
Well Adam relieved about that.
After dinner they went into the bedroom. 
Tabatha was taking her clothes off so was Adam. Tabatha likes 
sleeping
in the nude it gives her more comfort.
As they were in bed Tabatha turns on the tv to an adult channel, 
its
purely adult.
Tabatha likes watching it to get good sex tips on how to give 
better
head?
Adam watches it with her and he enjoys it.
Most of the time they act like husband and wife instead of 
brother and
sister. They have sex twice a night and early morning, well 
that's what
Tabatha want's and Adam will do what pleases his sister.
Tabatha then turns the tv off and kissess Adam.
Then they were in the 69 position. Tabatha was stroking and 
sucking his
cock and his balls.
Yes Tabatha likes sucking mens balls(yuk).
Adam was sucking and licking his sister's sweet tasting pussy 
juice, boy
does he love it.
Tabatha mostly goes cock-crazy when she's sucking his cock.
Well she has been enjoying sucking cock since she was 14 or 15? 
Tabatha
had few times experience with her girlfriends and she does enjoy 
it? She
doesn't see anything wrong eating a girls pussy?
Tabatha was enjoying treminsly Adam's tongue inside her pussy 
hole,,,she
does have good orgasms.
Then Tabatha was lowering herself on Adam's wet cock. Tabatha 
likes
sliding down it slowly so she can feel the pleasurable sensation.
Then slides up and down again.
Adam watches her facial reaction and knows she's enjoying 
herself.
Tabatha was riding his cock like a horse but slowly. 
Then after a few minutes, she slides off.
Tabatha wants Adam to put it inside her asshole? Adam does what 
she
wants him to do?
Adam was behind her sliding his cock inside her asshole. He then 
was
sliding in and out slowly. Tabatha was feeling it all the way in 
and she
does enjoy it.
Few minutes of that, Tabatha then wants it inside her pussy? 
Adam puts
it inside her pussy and pumps her fast.
Yes Tabatha like it fast behind her.
Adam was pumping hard and fast the bed was shaking and so was 
her tits.
Then he cums and cums right inside her pussy. Tabatha screams 
out as she
feels his sperm squirting inside her.
After a while, they lay there in each other's arms and falls 
asleep.
Around 3 in the morning, they were having sex again for about 
couple of
hours.
Tabatha always wants to feel Adam cum inside her, it makes her 
feel good
during the day?
Then at 7, Tabatha left for work.
An hour later, their mother Samantha comes over.
She was kissing Adam on the mouth and told him she's sorry she 
told his
sister about them?
Adam wasn't worried about it what he told his mother.
Then he took his mother in his bedroom. 
Samantha brought with her condoms? Adam said"Mom no need for 
those".
Samantha puts it away then undressess.
Adam still can't believe he has such a beautiful mother with such
beautiful tits and a hairy pussy? 
Adam took his clothes off and joins his mother in bed.
Samantha told her son she tries her best getting his father's 
pecker up?
At times it works but when he's inside her it goes limp?
So Adam was on top of his mother kissing her.
Samantha guides his dick inside her, he slides in and out slowly.
Matter of minutes, he squirts his hot sperm deep inside his 
mother's
womb. Samantha just loves feeling hot sperm squirting inside her 
pussy
walls, just like her daughter she has great orgasms that way.
Then they just lay there talking about his father and the time 
of his
accident. That's how his father couldn't do his husband's duty 
for his
wife?
Then Samantha had to get up and dress.
She kissed her son and had to leave.
Adam knows he's lucky to have a good thing going with his sister 
and
mother.
----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! That is about the funniest shit that I have ever read.
It works due to the various question marks & as if unsure I 
shall type up tentatively what is funny .. ?
Duh!! You know that actually if you came up with that kinda shit 
then you probably need some kinda leave of absence ..
I mean frankly - I don't endorse that kinda thung!! ...
Uh!!! I mean you are just TOO much!
U shld watch out coz I no beyond all doubt that other ppl rd 
this stuff ...
I don care WHAT salary U on U fucking WHORE - I just need 2 let 
U no that kind talk land U fuckin ass in Hell.
I am impressed factor zero. U be scum. DIE!!! DOA!! Good! 
LMAO! :)

From: North Carolina Gal
To: omcf
Date: Wed Dec 3 15:51:42 2003

Message:
I hope you and your daughter had a good Thanksgiving.... We had 
a small get togther here and it made for a good day. I know what 
you mean about it being a lean year, 
  You were asking if I had tried the alternative medicine, I 
thought long and hard about it then said what the hell if it's 
good enough for Montel it's good enough for me...lol
   So some friends are suppose to bring me some...I'm keeping my 
fingers crossed that it helps...
    They are calling for ice here tonight, boy is winter 
starting early.. Well I hope all is well up there and I'll check 
in from time to time...Happy Holidays  to you and yours

From:
To:
Date: Wed Dec 3 18:07:23 2003

Message:
Hate mail forces closure of Afghan websites 


By K. Srinivas Reddy 

HYDERABAD, SEPT. 16. Even before the United States began any 
retaliatory attacks on Afghanistan to avenge the September 11 
terrorist attacks, a different kind of war has broken out in the 
cyberworld. 

Almost all the official websites of Afghanistan have become 
targets of hackers who either turned the sites into message 
boards or forced them to close down. 

The servers hosting some of the Afghan sites must have been 
`pinged' so intensely with hate mail that the web hosting 
companies have blocked the sites and put up bland messages 
asking the site owners to contact the company. A score of other 
sites dealing with the Taliban and Afghanistan have mysteriously 
vanished from the servers. 

The 404 page error message has been flashing too frequently if 
any one tried to browse an Afghan website. Obviously, the 
webmasters managing the sites are least bothered about restoring 
the web pages and neither the Taliban rulers are interested in 
reloading the sites. 

The afghan-ie.com, the official website of Afghanistan, has been 
out of bounds for the last three days, though a message flashes 
on the screen informing the browser about the site being 
`uploaded now'. But the hyperlink on the page is not active. 

Another website afghan.gov.af cannot be accessed. So are other 
sites such as afghangovernment.org, taliban.com, taleban.com, 
afghan-politics.org, afghan-web.com and sabawoon.com. 

But one of the official Afghani website appears to be a 
favourite site of the Americans. Hackers have obviously changed 
the IP address of www.afghan-government.com and pointed it to 
some message boards created to provide an opportunity for the 
angry U.S. citizens to vent their feelings against the Taliban 
and the suicide squads. 

The site directly opens six message boards with URLs 
WTCcrisis.com, 911Board.com, crisis2001.com, Millenium911.com, 
WarOf911.com and AttackOf911.com. 

http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/2001/09/17/stories/0217000e.ht
m





SEPTEMBER 11: A Plague of Hate Sites
Business Week
Michelle Conlin
February 8, 2002 

Until recently, one of the biggest Internet-related worries for 
companies was employees who surfed the Web for cybersmut. Now, 
there's another concern: hate sites. The number of these 
venomous domains--which in the past featured gay-bashing, neo-
Nazism, and misogynist rants--has doubled since September 11, to 
about 2,000, according to Websense, a San Diego software-
monitoring company. 

Growth is mainly due to a new niche: anti-Arab and anti-Muslim 
sites. Among them is crisis2001.com. Rich in racial epithets, it 
calls Islam "the scourge of the earth" and rallies to "nuke" 
them all. Another, you-got-mail.com, talks about "Satan's 
Muslims" and says it's "time to lock up the mosques and kick 
those dirty Muslims out." Others, such as nuke-kabul.com, are 
anti-Afghanistan and anti-Osama bin Laden in nature. 

Employment lawyers say it's important for companies to remind 
workers of policies that bar viewing hate sites in the 
workplace. Warns Jennifer Kearns, a partner in San Francisco law 
firm Brobeck Phleger & Harrison: "Otherwise, you're kind of a 
sitting duck for a hostile- workplace suit." 

http://www.websense.com/company/news/companynews/02/020802.cfm

From: Facts Finder
To: Nameless
Date: Wed Dec 3 21:29:24 2003

Message:
SEPTEMBER 11: A Plague of Hate Sites

I don't blame the US and those all aroung the world to come to 
hate those responsible for the background of this picture. Once 
the name of these muslims radicals was announce, and see the 
celebration in the some of the Arab world, especially in Middle 
East and Iran and Iraq. There were dancing and giving handout in 
the streets. So with such happening, what do you think the other 
religion feels. Even in our country where we live in harmony 
with all religion, if you ask a muslim, he will say that America 
deserve it. Now situation has change, they have begin to 
understand the works of these radicals, extremists muslims.

Before the Sept 11 we also have problem with these muslims in 
Phillipine, in Indonesia and other parts of the world.

So you cannot say there are anti Arab and muslim. It was the 
muslims that started the so call Jihad. Even with all the hate 
site. Nobody is doing any damage to muslims countries until now 
where they hit their own for wanting peace with others. Can you 
imagine if all those that posted anti Arab and muslims were to 
be leaders of non muslims countries. I really wonder what will 
the world become now.

In church since Sept 11 our priests are all the time asking us 
to pray for the muslims and peace in the world. I wonder if the 
iman are telling the same after the Sept 11. Now I believe there 
are some but there are still many that are preaching death to 
the infidels.

Anyway it is interesting to read your post. Where did you get 
all these reports?

Nobody hate Islam, it is Islam that don't except others.

You have a great day ahead. God Bless

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ELEVATION FACTOR ZERO**
Date: Thu Dec 4 09:32:49 2003

Message:
Okay cunts, I'm off for a blood test.
The chances that I have any of those diseases are a flat zero.
Nonetheless I'll post you back the results for your edification.
I could think of no better way to utilise N.H.S. resources other 
than the demonstration of superior genetic material ..
It amuses me to think that it is so really SCARY waiting for the 
results! LOL!!
Just my opinion but I don't think you've though my financing 
properly ..
Just my opinion of course and naturally you're entitled to your 
own.
Thanks! :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry guys, I've just got back the results. Though I am not 
repeat NOT H.I.V. positive, it was a lesser known hallucinogen 
contained within the skin of certain toads that caught me out. 
It is known as bufotene and means that I cannot be a blood 
donor. So you can keep your 50000 - at least for now! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BAD ALOPECIA CURE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 09:44:19 2003

Message:
(1) Change sex! :)
(2) Drink water steeped in contraceptive pill and gargle.
(3) Ever think about washing your hair?
(4) We increased blood supply to the lobotomised areas of your 
non-existent brains with massage and gingko biloba .. ?
(5) Don't wear a hat or wear a hat depending - it's all a bit 
confusing.
(6) Comb your hair when it is wet carefully. It is in a weakened 
state whilst wet.
(7) Find the gene and use my blood for gene therapy ... ?
(8) Don't have sex - will give you crabs and/or lice .. ?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW TO FIX YOUR BONES**
Date: Thu Dec 4 09:52:07 2003

Message:
Simple.

You don't.

But that's cheaper on the N.H.S. or alternatively for your 
medical insurers.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SCHIZOPHRENIA CURE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 09:53:49 2003

Message:
I know you might not take me seriously but ..

Use mind control.

That's cheap too! :)

Cheap & cheerful. Just as I like 'em!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **VERRUCA CURE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:01:15 2003

Message:
Use saline solution.

This too is cheap but since it is the cheap variety of solutions 
you're looking for then you're welcome.

You can also use this for your eyes or you can gargle with it.

Do not use the same solution for your eyes if you did the 
verrucca first.

Use a tablespoon or two to induce vomiting if required.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **COMMON COLD CURE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:04:35 2003

Message:
Then you really are barmy.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TUBERCULOSIS**
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:06:36 2003

Message:
Prevention is better than cure.

Hey how are you upper earning bracket doing on your cattle truck 
tube today? :)

I may have no money but I have no T.B.

Sucks then to be you.

Hang on, maybe I could recruit you if you are on the rank & file 
of the unemployed?

Wait! I wouldn't be able to pay 'em any money! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY MEDICAL CONTRIBUTION**
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:10:06 2003

Message:
Well there it was folks.
I think the point is that I am not prepared to do things for 
people who would wilfully deny me money.
I am going to write to Mayday Hospital to try and get 50000 
pounds for hurt feelings.
They can settle out of court or we can wait awhile and make it a 
legal matter.
Do you really believe that I am just going to carry on day in 
day out with you deniers not providing me the things I need to 
help?
The answer is in the negative and I can assure you that it is 
permanent but it was your choices, your choices alone and you 
cannot ever turn around to me and say that I didn't try to get 
you to see reason.
I stick by my earlier statement that I will practice the 
medicine required for the Space mission - which is not a lot.
BTW I forgot to do the "rejuvenation cure" but it involves 
Christ conciousness.
I don't want to wait around for a reply from the hospital. Pay 
up!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MORAL DRAMA**
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:01:41 2003

Message:
It is more like an immoral drama.
Don't you see what is happening?
How is Mayday management going to explain that one?
The point is this: I know fully well what is going on and you 
are the victims of your own cheating lying ways.
I will take this minority as representative of the majority for 
that "minority" is a sizable enough group.
When you say to me "He has no money" for example, did you ever 
consider yourself to be an individual that would try and help 
out?
I have not met any such individual at least not up to today.
I suppose that if such an individual felt they did not want to 
financially contribute then they could try organising something 
say with a church collection.
What do you think you do those church collections for anyway?
It is MY goddamn church we're talking about here.
You would dare to call yourselves "followers"?
I declare you are no such thing.
My plans are unchanged: leave country for France for a year or 
so and then come back and shuttle a bit between the two.
Since I am not making a medical contribution of note for the 
justified reasons I can get going with the Space thing that much 
quicker.
Blavatsky is right when she describes hospital as morbid. They 
are far more places of illness rather than healing and negative 
forces therein reside.
I will still provide spiritual teachings - by heck you need it!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:40:48 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *cut-throat spiritual politics* effect!!

I can also see someone who will stop at nothing to obtain 
finances!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:43:14 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *people who will stop at nothing when it 
comes to denying me my rightful finances" effect!!

Insanity is not an excuse for morally indecent behaviour.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:45:21 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Cold day in Hell for some and all the way 
to the Stars! Babee!* effect!!

[Mind you I haven't seen anyone I want to recruit yet.]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CAN YOU SEE THE SECRET TEACHING?**
Date: Thu Dec 4 10:47:35 2003

Message:
Seth(m): Hebrew 'substitute', 'compensation', the name of one of 
the sons of Adam, born after the death of Abel ...

[From "The Oxford Dictionary of English Christian Names" By 
E.G.Withycombe, 3rd edition 1977]

Due to my infinite generosity I shall re-offer the half pint of 
blood but the price tag just doubled.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 11:33:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the "substitute" for Abel - "compensation" for his 
murder - blood everywhere! effect!!

From:
To: everyone
Subject: Malaysian Pigs
Date: Thu Dec 4 14:20:00 2003

Message:
Food seller 'boiled dirty underwear in cooking pot' 

A Malaysian market trader has been arrested after allegedly 
boiling food and dirty underwear in the same pot.

Health officials were about to search the stall when the man 
allegedly pulled the underwear out of the cooking pot and threw 
it into the river.

Some stall-holders are said to think putting dirty underwear in 
their cooking pots attracts customers.

The clothing was carried away by the river and could not be 
retrieved. A spokesman for Muar Health Office says the man will 
be charged with obstructing enforcement officers.

The offence carries a maximum fine of RM10,000 (around  1,900) 
and two years in jail, The Straits Times reports.

The spokesman said: "This method of using dirty underwear, which 
is believed to increase demand for food, is an untrue belief and 
must be stopped."


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY NEW MESSIAH I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU SAY "SOCKS"!!** :)
Date: Thu Dec 4 15:26:41 2003

Message:
Food seller 'boiled dirty underwear in cooking pot' 

A Malaysian market trader has been arrested after allegedly 
boiling food and dirty underwear in the same pot.

Health officials were about to search the stall when the man 
allegedly pulled the underwear out of the cooking pot and threw 
it into the river.

Some stall-holders are said to think putting dirty underwear in 
their cooking pots attracts customers.

The clothing was carried away by the river and could not be 
retrieved. A spokesman for Muar Health Office says the man will 
be charged with obstructing enforcement officers.

The offence carries a maximum fine of RM10,000 (around  1,900) 
and two years in jail, The Straits Times reports.

The spokesman said: "This method of using dirty underwear, which 
is believed to increase demand for food, is an untrue belief and 
must be stopped."
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The spokesman is right and the Malaysian traders entirely wrong.
They haven't got a clue - everyone knows they should be boiling 
their dirty socks.


 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 15:24:15 2003

Message:
ok shut up ok

 i am dealing with harmful vapors 

 plz contact the security team at paddington station

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CARAMEL & CHOCOLATE SURPISE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 15:32:00 2003

Message:
This is a good recipe. I used to make this and eat it like a 
pig! ;)

You need a strong metal baking tray and you need to turn up the 
oven high.

Rub a small amount of butter into the sides of the tray to form 
a non-stick layer. Fill the tray half way I think with demerara 
sugar - in any case you want a decent brown sugar which is not 
dry.

Place into the oven and wait for it to melt into caramel. Remove 
from oven and allow to cool.

At this point you could optionally crunch up some digestive 
biscuits or similar and add some butter - a bit more sugar, 
maybe even a dash of brandy and slowly heat in a pan stirring 
constantly. Add that layer to the top of the caramel in the 
baking tray.

Now melt some cooking chocolate in a pan very slowly. Otherwise 
place one pan within another and pour boiling water between. Add 
this layer too.

Thoroughly chill in the freezer section of the refrigerator but 
do not freeze. Use a very sharp knife to cut into squares and 
then leverage out from the baking tray.

Serve with brandy.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 15:52:51 2003

Message:
Maybe one very thin layer of chocolate 1st and then the biscuits 
so that adherence occurs ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 15:55:55 2003

Message:
I have seen the *flapjacks, lemon meringue pie, brownies, fairy 
cakes, illegal distilling equipment and Helen in the kitchen 
with her hand gun* effect!! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 15:58:24 2003

Message:
You could also try adding a little honey or golden treacle 
preferably to the biscuits after they're cooked. You can add 
vanilla essence too - I guess just experiment.

From:
To:
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
dear catholic people:
We all have to live in this vast, beautiful world.   You may not 
like my son, my self, or any of those things, relavent to human 
behaviour.  I find yours totally unacceptable from forrest city 
ark, towards my family.  Please remember, what "God has for me, 
it is for me."   Please, stop raping babies in my family for 
cars.   Human services may help you if you have a need for food, 
and there are plenty of charities out there, and "religious 
groups to affiliate yourself with, besides my baby's 
birthcertificate.  Also be aware, it was you who stole my 
writings, and went to vital statistics.  Please be advised, as a 
reponsible adult, I don't want your men....you know what's wrong 
with them.....At all costs, please find another family to 
display your hideous hate crime.   "Remember, it just doesn't 
pay.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO CARES IF YOU ARE NOT JESUS IF YOU CAN BE AN ASCENDED SOUL?** :)
Date: Thu Dec 4 16:14:30 2003

Message:
Rot in Hell?
Moi? :)

Rot in Hell .. don't know what the Hell he's talking about ..
Rot in Hell .. Rot in Hell .. I'll show you rot in Hell ... Me? 
Never!

From one end of a spaceship to another I guess you've got to fit 
some other people in.
I for one stopped smoking, began drinking more and took far more 
exercise.
I also told all the girls to fuck off because I want Space-
girl. :))
You must be able to run quickly away from the mess room to the 
place where the beer is kept if you are going to be on my team.
[Reminder: You must remember to zero-gravatise everything Helen.]
Also, don't forget hair gel & paracetemol.
Shall we bother coming back? LOL!!
I guess we could parade Space-girl and the other Space-girls & 
boys.
Naturally this is all a lie.
"Faster than light travel" - are you out of your minds? :)

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 18:05:44 2003

Message:
HELLO, I AM A CITIZEN OF THE USA

* I ASSUME THAT ALL ARABS ARE TERRORISTS
* I ASSUME ALL GERMANS ARE FASCISTS
* I ASSUME JEWS JERK OFF OVER PICTURES OF BANKS
* I ASSUME BLACKS STOLE SOMETHING
* I ASSUME ASIANS ARE BAD DRIVERS
* I ASSUME ENGLISH HAVE BAD TEETH
* I ASSUME WOMEN ARE EASILY MANIPULATED AND GOOD FOR SEX
* I ASSUME RUSSIANS ARE ALCOHOLICS AND COMMUNISTS
* I ASSUME AUSTRALIANS ARE CROCODILE HUNTERS WHO BASH INANIMATE
OBJECTS
* I ASSUME ALL AUSTRIANS ARE MUSCLY BODYBUILDERS WITH GOOFY LAUGHS
* I ASSUME ALL FRENCH ARE GAY MEN WITH GARLIC BREATH
* I ASSUME SWEDISH HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME
* I ASSUME ITALIANS ARE IN THE MAFIA AND SAY 'MAMA MIA!'
* I ASSUME JAPANESE ARE INTO BDSM AND YELL A LOT
* I ASSUME THAIS ARE ALL PROSTITUTES AND KICKBOXERS
* I ASSUME ALL ZIMBABWE'S KILL WHITE FARMERS
* I ASSUME ALL KHAZAKSTANIS ARE CALLED BORAT AND DO DUMB STREET
INTERVIEWS
* I ASSUME ALL CANADIANS HAVE MULLETS AND LISTEN TO RUSH
* I ASSUME ALL MEXICANS EAT BEANS AND LIVE OFF WELFARE
* I ASSUME ALL SCOTTISH ARE TEMPRAMENTAL AND EAT HAGGIS
* I ASSUME ALL DUTCH HAVE GOLDEN PENISES
* I ASSUME ALL (AMERICAN) INDIANS DRINK TOO MUCH AND SCALP PEOPLE
* I ASSUME ALL INDIANS SAY 'BIRDIE NUM NUM' AND DRIVE CABS
* I ASSUME LEBANESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FORMING GANGS
* I ALSO ASSUME THE SAME FOR VIETNAMESE
* I ASSUME ALL PALESTINIANS WANT TO STRAP BOMBS TO THEMSELVES AND
KILL PEOPLE
* I ASSUME ALL EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE SCRUFFY, DRUNK AND UNWASHED
* I ASSUME GREEKS ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME
* I ASSUME TURKS ARE PROBABLY ALL HOMOSEXUAL DUE TO THEIR GAY
MOUSTACHES (WHICH EVEN THE WOMEN HAVE)
* I ASSUME COLOMBIANS MAKE DRUGS ALL THE TIME
* I ASSUME THE WHOLE WORLD IS STUPID EXCEPT USA

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MARGARET MULLER CASE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 17:00:18 2003

Message:
I hear this is still unsolved.
Try X-Raying the portrait "Look Over My Shoulder"
Just a hunch but your two assailants might be revealed ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MARGARET MULLER CASE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 18:20:42 2003

Message:
You can run but you cannot hide .. :)

In the meantime, why not check out a Mayday Hospital security 
guard or two?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **IKEA MANAGEMENT - PURLEY WAY**
Subject: **RAPIST DEAD AHEAD!!**
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:09:06 2003

Message:
You know that Italian/similiar security guard you got there with 
the tightly curled hair, bad complexion and about 5'11"?

Well he's a rapist! :))

It's true! :)

Better dial 999 - probably he's asleep right now!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE AMAZING FREQUENCY OF SECURITY GUARD RAPISTS**
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:12:43 2003

Message:
I don't know.
There just are.
Stop asking many questions ... plz, ok? .. that's it! No more! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MUGABE THINKS HE'S HITLER**
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:16:06 2003

Message:
I don't know if he thinks that but I can think of better role 
models.
Why not try that guy who used to keep human heads in the freezer 
in Uganda, Amin dada?
Anyway that was one reason why all those women in saris got the 
hell out and came to live in England ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WEAK PREMIERSHIP. WHAT DO YOU THINK BOYS & GIRLS?**
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:25:46 2003

Message:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3292061.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Do you think the Americans would stand for that kind of thing?

They might. :)

Reason: it's Africa!

Quoting: "Zimbabwe must remain suspended from the Commonwealth 
to send out a strong signal of disapproval, Tony Blair says."

Otherwise I suppose that an armed helicopter or two would not go 
amiss.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:31:00 2003

Message:
HELLO, I AM A CITIZEN OF THE USA

* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND THAT ALL ARABS ARE TERRORISTS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL GERMANS ARE FASCISTS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND JEWS JERK OFF OVER PICTURES OF BANKS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND BLACKS STOLE SOMETHING
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ASIANS ARE BAD DRIVERS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ENGLISH HAVE BAD TEETH
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND WOMEN ARE EASILY MANIPULATED AND GOOD FOR 
SEX
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND RUSSIANS ARE ALCOHOLICS AND COMMUNISTS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND AUSTRALIANS ARE CROCODILE HUNTERS WHO 
BASH INANIMATE
OBJECTS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL AUSTRIANS ARE MUSCLY BODYBUILDERS 
WITH GOOFY LAUGHS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL FRENCH ARE GAY MEN WITH GARLIC BREATH
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND SWEDISH HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ITALIANS ARE IN THE MAFIA AND SAY 'MAMA 
MIA!'
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND JAPANESE ARE INTO BDSM AND YELL A LOT
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND THAIS ARE ALL PROSTITUTES AND KICKBOXERS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL ZIMBABWE'S KILL WHITE FARMERS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL KHAZAKSTANIS ARE CALLED BORAT AND DO 
DUMB STREET
INTERVIEWS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL CANADIANS HAVE MULLETS AND LISTEN TO 
RUSH
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL MEXICANS EAT BEANS AND LIVE OFF 
WELFARE
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL SCOTTISH ARE TEMPRAMENTAL AND EAT 
HAGGIS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL DUTCH HAVE GOLDEN PENISES
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL (AMERICAN) INDIANS DRINK TOO MUCH AND 
SCALP PEOPLE
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL INDIANS SAY 'BIRDIE NUM NUM' AND 
DRIVE CABS
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND LEBANESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FORMING GANGS
* I ALSO ASSUME THE SAME FOR VIETNAMESE
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL PALESTINIANS WANT TO STRAP BOMBS TO 
THEMSELVES AND
KILL PEOPLE
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND ALL EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE SCRUFFY, DRUNK 
AND UNWASHED
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND GREEKS ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND TURKS ARE PROBABLY ALL HOMOSEXUAL DUE TO 
THEIR GAY
MOUSTACHES (WHICH EVEN THE WOMEN HAVE)
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND COLOMBIANS MAKE DRUGS ALL THE TIME
* I HAVE AN A-BOMB AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS STUPID EXCEPT USA

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:36:26 2003

Message:
HELLO, I AM A CITIZEN OF THE USA

* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL ARABS ARE TERRORISTS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL GERMANS ARE FASCISTS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND JEWS JERK OFF OVER 
PICTURES OF BANKS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND BLACKS STOLE SOMETHING
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ASIANS ARE BAD DRIVERS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ENGLISH HAVE BAD TEETH
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND WOMEN ARE EASILY 
MANIPULATED AND GOOD FOR SEX
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND RUSSIANS ARE ALCOHOLICS 
AND COMMUNISTS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND AUSTRALIANS ARE CROCODILE 
HUNTERS WHO BASH INANIMATE
OBJECTS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL AUSTRIANS ARE MUSCLY 
BODYBUILDERS WITH GOOFY LAUGHS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL FRENCH ARE GAY MEN 
WITH GARLIC BREATH
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND SWEDISH HAVE SEX ALL THE 
TIME
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ITALIANS ARE IN THE MAFIA 
AND SAY 'MAMA MIA!'
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND JAPANESE ARE INTO BDSM AND 
YELL A LOT
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND THAIS ARE ALL PROSTITUTES 
AND KICKBOXERS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL ZIMBABWE'S KILL WHITE 
FARMERS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL KHAZAKSTANIS ARE 
CALLED BORAT AND DO DUMB STREET
INTERVIEWS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL CANADIANS HAVE MULLETS 
AND LISTEN TO RUSH
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL MEXICANS EAT BEANS AND 
LIVE OFF WELFARE
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL SCOTTISH ARE 
TEMPRAMENTAL AND EAT HAGGIS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL DUTCH HAVE GOLDEN 
PENISES
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL (AMERICAN) INDIANS 
DRINK TOO MUCH AND SCALP PEOPLE
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL INDIANS SAY 'BIRDIE 
NUM NUM' AND DRIVE CABS
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND LEBANESE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS 
FORMING GANGS
* I ALSO ASSUME THE SAME FOR VIETNAMESE
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL PALESTINIANS WANT TO 
STRAP BOMBS TO THEMSELVES AND
KILL PEOPLE
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND ALL EASTERN EUROPEANS ARE 
SCRUFFY, DRUNK AND UNWASHED
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND GREEKS ARGUE WITH EACH 
OTHER ALL THE TIME
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND TURKS ARE PROBABLY ALL 
HOMOSEXUAL DUE TO THEIR GAY
MOUSTACHES (WHICH EVEN THE WOMEN HAVE)
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND COLOMBIANS MAKE DRUGS ALL 
THE TIME
* WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY A-BOMB AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS STUPID 
EXCEPT USA

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:44:28 2003

Message:
Hate mail forces closure of Afghan websites 


By K. Srinivas Reddy 

HYDERABAD, SEPT. 16. Even before the United States began any 
retaliatory attacks on Afghanistan to avenge the September 11 
terrorist attacks, a different kind of war has broken out in the 
cyberworld. 

Almost all the official websites of Afghanistan have become 
targets of hackers who either turned the sites into message 
boards or forced them to close down. 

The servers hosting some of the Afghan sites must have been 
`pinged' so intensely with hate mail that the web hosting 
companies have blocked the sites and put up bland messages 
asking the site owners to contact the company. A score of other 
sites dealing with the Taliban and Afghanistan have mysteriously 
vanished from the servers. 

The 404 page error message has been flashing too frequently if 
any one tried to browse an Afghan website. Obviously, the 
webmasters managing the sites are least bothered about restoring 
the web pages and neither the Taliban rulers are interested in 
reloading the sites. 

The afghan-ie.com, the official website of Afghanistan, has been 
out of bounds for the last three days, though a message flashes 
on the screen informing the browser about the site being 
`uploaded now'. But the hyperlink on the page is not active. 

Another website afghan.gov.af cannot be accessed. So are other 
sites such as afghangovernment.org, taliban.com, taleban.com, 
afghan-politics.org, afghan-web.com and sabawoon.com. 

But one of the official Afghani website appears to be a 
favourite site of the Americans. Hackers have obviously changed 
the IP address of www.afghan-government.com and pointed it to 
some message boards created to provide an opportunity for the 
angry U.S. citizens to vent their feelings against the Taliban 
and the suicide squads. 

The site directly opens six message boards with URLs 
WTCcrisis.com, 911Board.com, crisis2001.com, Millenium911.com, 
WarOf911.com and AttackOf911.com. 

http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/2001/09/17/stories/0217000e.ht
m
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Thanks hackers! :)
I tried to blow the world up on the internet but it didn't work.


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OKAY. I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10.**
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:53:46 2003

Message:
Can anybody guess what it is?
Here's the clue: it is not 1 or 10 or divides by two or prime.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CLUE NUMBER TWO**
Date: Thu Dec 4 19:57:34 2003

Message:
Take the result. Multiply by two and then by 37. Stand on your 
head. Dial it.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **CLUE NUMBER THREE**
Date: Thu Dec 4 20:50:47 2003

Message:
Multiply the last number by the number of times I've whined 
about how I don't have enough money to buy the things I need, by 
the number of days I wasted posting here all day long.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **TELEWEST**
Subject: **BOOOOMMMMMMM!!**
Date: Thu Dec 4 20:44:00 2003

Message:
It's just like having sex seeing your share prices dip.
Go talk to Bill!
He is after all the smartest man on the planet.
I KNOW he will be able to figure you a way out of this. :)
By the way, too bad about blueyonder.com but trans-Atlantic 
expansion was always going to be reliant on genuine commitment 
rather than a half hearted gesture to B.T. ...

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 21:36:40 2003

Message:
I chose BLUE YONDER   as the Trade Name of my Graphic Design 
Business as a tribute to my Father, who landed at Utah Beach on 
D-Day and helped to Liberate Europe.
After surviving the horrors of War, my father chose to transfer 
into the US Army Air Force to help the starving people of Berlin.
I was born on an Air Force Base in Germany during the Berlin 
Airlift.
In remembering those who have given their all in the Cause of 
Liberty and Freedom on this Sacred Day, we believe that it is 
appropriate to post this notice to the Commanders of the 
Companies who have waged Economic Warfare against us. 

Notice to John Malone, Bill Gates, and other investors and bond 
holders of Telewest Communications PLC.

You have attempted unsuccessfully to buy our Domain Name 
BLUEYONDER.COM to change the name of your Internet Service, 
CableInet, to Our Trade Name BLUE YONDER  .

By using the confusingly similar BLUEYONDER.CO.UK, and 
distributing the customized version of Microsoft Internet 
Explorer that contained button links for your member and support 
sites that illegally linked to OUR BLUEYONDER.COM, you have 
falsely laid claim to Our Intellectual Property, upgraded 
Microsoft's Operating System using Our Property, and violated 
the privacy rights of your customers and partners.

If you are still unclear of our position after our 
communications with your employees Philip Jansen and Gavin 
Patterson, we'll let the following words of Tom Petty speak for 
us... 

 
 

  Copyright Michael Mahoney 2003. All Rights Reserved
 
 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Dec 4 21:44:19 2003

Message:
oh fuck!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BRITISH TELECOM**
Subject: **THE INVENTION OF THE HYPERLINK**
Date: Thu Dec 4 21:45:30 2003

Message:
The day you invented the hyperlink was the day you had my 
ass ... ?
I got on top of the hyperlink, moaned and right clicked.
I almost did CUM .. ?
Then I felt very sexy with the error that came up .. ?
I lay down with my laptop ... :)
I right clicked again and still got the error .. ?
I need to clean the screen .. ?
Sometimes I wonder if when I right click and I get the error 
then I will write the software that corrects this problem .. ?
Am I almost CUMMING yet .. ?
I saw Tabitha on the stairwell but the bitch was ignoring me 
again .. ?
You fuck off with your hyperlink now you delusional fools .. ?
That makes me feel SEXY .. ?
I think B.T. is like a surrogate mother and Telewest is like a 
surrogate sister .. ?
I CUM now .. ?
Why are you reading this shit you shld be aslp nw?
U SCUM! :) 

From:
To:
Date: Sun Dec 15 08:17:42 2002

Message:
i was searching for information on a project and i came across 
this website. i was literally sick to my stomach while reading 
all of this.  i cannot believe how ignorant some people can be. 
race, religion, and ethnic background should have absolutely 
nothing to do with the judgement of a person.  how can you 
honestly believe that you are better than someone else just 
because of something that no one can help anyway? stereotyping 
people shows alot about you as a person and may God forgive you 
for what you say because i do not know many people who would. 

From: bollockChops
To: no name, so lame
Subject: wank face
Date: Fri Dec 5 04:26:51 2003

Message:
fuck off, cocksucking shitbag...I bet you're a choco.

From: hysterical
To: citizen of USA
Date: Fri Dec 5 04:30:28 2003

Message:
That was fuckin' hilarious, some morons don't get the irony 
obviously, they need to get out more

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 06:55:21 2003

Message:
i was searching for information on a project and i came across 
this website. i was literally sick to my stomach while reading 
all of this.  i cannot believe how ignorant some people can be. 
race, religion, and ethnic background should have absolutely 
nothing to do with the judgement of a person.  how can you 
honestly believe that you are better than someone else just 
because of something that no one can help anyway? stereotyping 
people shows alot about you as a person and may God forgive you 
for what you say because i do not know many people who would. 

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Fuck off & die Cunt! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: FAKE HELEN OF TROY
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:01:41 2003

Message:
Multiply the last number by the number of times I've whined 
about how I don't have enough money to buy the things I need, by 
the number of days I wasted posting here all day long.
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Exactly! :)
Kind of explains why you walk away with nothing doesn't it?
Too bad but once SCUM always SCUM in my books .. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **hysterical**
Subject: ** citizen of USA **
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:11:51 2003

Message:
That was fuckin' hilarious, some morons don't get the irony 
obviously, they need to get out more
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I think so too.
Are you an investor or just another Cunt with a Capital "C"? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT WELL HEY! THAT'S THE WAY YOU'LL GET IT!** :)
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:14:44 2003

Message:
I WILL see to it that the non-financing SCUM receive NOTHING.
Best to be on the unemployment rig IMHO.
I'm locking you all into your reincarnational cycles as 
appropriate! :)
This mission goes way beyond the people that populate this 
planet ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:27:28 2003

Message:
I have Truly seen the *Helen in action with her hand gun* 
effect!!

I guess I suck ass too 'cause I never paid her.

I was thinking of taking up the guitar .. ?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **STEVE - DEAD PARACHUTIST**
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:33:24 2003

Message:
Just confront the fucking SCUM who are responsible!
Observe the squirming SCUM!!

That will get you the result.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **NO PAY - NO NOTHING** :)
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:38:17 2003

Message:
That is correct.
I think that you've made just a little mistake ..
Though I am not against you I have NO PLANS to help you in any 
way whatsoever in the future.
Who are you?
Practically everyone.
I am doing a Space Mission and the chances of that involving you 
are almost non-existent ..
Did you ever consider paying me?
Yes you did you fucking cunts!
Ever had the foresight to see beyond your short term scheming 
ways?
It's far too late cunt boys & girls! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:42:17 2003

Message:
I have seen the *This gives a whole new incentive to boldly 
state my unemployment period upon my Curriculum Vitae* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AM LOCKING YOU INTO ANOTHER TEN THOUSAND INCARNATIONS ON AVERAGE**
Date: Fri Dec 5 07:44:18 2003

Message:
I on the other hand am going to Heaven with a few of my drunken 
buddies .. ?
Would have helped out more but non-appreciative of being on dole 
and you not helping out financially .. ?
Forget all about me creating Evolution .. ?
Ain't gonna happen - human evolution dead in the water! :)
Maybe you could provide funding for the appropriate medical 
research .. ?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:01:48 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Chances are that I end up as a famine 
victim in fucking Ethiopia* effect!!

Chances are that you will - yes! :)

In terms of mathematical probabilities & statistics are you 
feeling generous yet with your finances? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE BIGGER PICTURE - IT'S ALL TRUE YOU FUCKING MANIACS!** :)
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:04:24 2003

Message:
As victim & slayer change hands and as the full momentous error 
of your ways concerning my finances begins to take a grip upon 
your soul .. ?
Or rather as beggar & millionaire confront each other in London 
with their hand gun .. ? :)
Or did you maniacs ever consider the finances of the Lord .. ?
Or did you disconsider this in order to air brush out of 
Existence your ONLY chance of Salvation .. ?
I would laugh but you are just so pathetic!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:10:53 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Die scum! Die! .. Only to be reborn again!* 
effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:17:04 2003

Message:
I have also seen the *New messiah kinda pissed about his 
finances while that financing SCUM looks on and never does a 
DAMN thing - well he ain't lifting a finger for you - not now or 
EVER!* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:21:45 2003

Message:
There is no other.

Nor will there ever be another!

I am the **ABSOLUTE MESSIAH**!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:34:50 2003

Message:
I have also seen the *if anyone's the Devil it's Y-O-U Y-O-U 
fuckin' scum!* effect!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE - IT WAS HOWEVER ALWAYS YOUR MORAL CHOICE**
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:44:21 2003

Message:
Let's get this into the proper context:
You deny me & don't pay me.
Many of you went against me ..
I, on the other hand will not go against you.
However, I will not help you.
I'll find a few people in the very low 100's for a Space 
Mission ..
This Mission like it or not is ESSENTIAL to the future survival 
of the Human Race ..
Since the rest of you are so very keen on not televising me we 
simply shan't bother! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:48:17 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Wise men from the East - just want the 
gold - fuck the rest you fucking cunt boys!* effect!!

Reconsideration Factor Zero at Your Fuckin' Service! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 08:57:48 2003

Message:
I too have seen the "True Meaning of POOOWERRRRR!!!* as I and I 
alone get to decide your various Fates - not you!

You handed that responsibility to "SOUTH_PARK_DUDE" ROFLMAO!!

But it's true! LMAO!!

From: Ebeneezer Scrooge
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:02:07 2003

Message:
It's the fat one isn't it?

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:06:53 2003

Message:
Yes it is you Fucking asshole! :)

BOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot say the name because I might infringe copyright laws in 
U.S. ...

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:08:40 2003

Message:
Tra la la! I'm gonna get me some H.O.T. pussee!
Then ah'm gonna go back "chez moi" an' coun' ma monee!!
LOL!! Then I get more pusee ... :)

[My mom has a hand gun. She keeps it in the drawer by her bed. I 
don't have the key but I am considering picking the lock VERRRY 
carefully ... ;) ]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE MOST FAMOUS FACE IN THE WORLD**
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:15:26 2003

Message:
The face that sailed a thousand ships actually.

Or maybe just the one because I'm busy?

But did you see the state of my shoes recently? :(

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY INVESTORS**
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:26:06 2003

Message:
Now just lose the romantic idealism you fucking cunt boys!!

Invest now or I'll just make the money myself.

Quickly.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:30:10 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Love her or hate her - she's deadly with her 
handgun.* effect!!

From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 09:43:40 2003

Message:
** WE CASH-STARVED THE NEW MESSIAH!!
** WE CASH-STARVED THE NEW MESSIAH!!
** WE CASH-STARVED THE NEW MESSIAH!!

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!** :)

From:
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 10:38:27 2003

Message:
I think so too.
Are you an investor or just another Cunt with a Capital "C"? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------


   this may have been a slam winner

at next years afghan emmys!!!  u choose the category?

From: ingia
To: youall
Subject: whatever
Date: Tue Dec 11 10:09:18 2001

Message:
it is everything..nothing
the answer your question

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 18:13:13 2003

Message:
I think so too.
Are you an investor or just another Cunt with a Capital "C"? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------


   this may have been a slam winner

at next years afghan emmys!!!  u choose the category?

-----------------------------------------------------------------
I want them all except fot the "Best Animation" one. That one is 
crap - I don't want it.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 18:15:24 2003

Message:
I think so too.
Are you an investor or just another Cunt with a Capital "C"? :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------


   this may have been a slam winner

at next years afghan emmys!!!  u choose the category?

-----------------------------------------------------------------
I want them all except fot the "Best Animation" one. That one is 
crap - I don't want it.
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You have the animation one ok?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CAN YOU SEE THE SECRET TEACHING?**
Date: Fri Dec 5 18:32:11 2003

Message:
Seth(m): Hebrew 'substitute', 'compensation', the name of one of 
the sons of Adam, born after the death of Abel ...

[From "The Oxford Dictionary of English Christian Names" By 
E.G.Withycombe, 3rd edition 1977]

Due to my infinite generosity I shall re-offer the half pint of 
blood but the price tag just doubled.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I was going to set the donation for a later date but looks like 
Mayday management did it for me. :)
Their prior advice was to go through the appropriate 
channels .. ?
Their advice prior to that was to try legal means .. ? LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HYGIENE HIERARCHY**
Date: Fri Dec 5 18:42:24 2003

Message:
I suspect you know this anyway but it is worth considering the 
order anew. I put store on the first two at the expense of the 
others for I consider them THAT more important.

(1) Physical internal hygiene - good food, low toxin ingestion 
or respiration, regular mouth hygiene, exercise ..
(2) Physical external hygiene - regular bathing, washing hands 
when you've been outside for example. Preventing other 
contagious situations - moving away from other people who are 
clearly ill.
(3) Clothes washing. Throwing away clothes that have had their 
day and are inexpensive [underwear]
(4) House cleaning. Suborder: kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, other 
rooms. Appropriate control of pets especially with children. 
Pest removal as required. Quarantine in multi-sharing situation.
(5) Anything else: car, personal office space etc.  

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHY STOP WITH THE WORLD WHEN YOU CAN GO FOR THE GALAXY?**
Date: Fri Dec 5 19:01:46 2003

Message:
I have introduced the Spiritual elite or at least their 
possibility - actually let's not fool around - they are a future 
reality.
You know I just find it amazing that nobody locally wanted to 
invest and I can assure you that I am less generous all-round as 
a result.
Sorry but that's the way I feel and there is no changing it.
I have never encountered anything more insanely BAD than the 
attitude adopted by the hospital staff but in PARTICULAR those 
whose job roles fall under the auspices of spending & budgets.
I am probably getting investment now.
It won't be much money but it will suffice for the next stage of 
the mission.
If I don't I shall make the money by betting.
I don't want to do this but as a last resort I would.
Since I think the investment IS coming however, I'll probably 
just do a couple of "playful" bets.
I would like to assure the likes of "William Hill" 
or "Ladbrokes" that I am not going to make much money out of 
them whatever the situation.
In fact I'll pay them back at a certain date and even add 
interest! :)
Trust me! LOL!!
... I guess you'll trust me on that.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AM ENTITLED TO AN EXISTENCE THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THOSE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS BLASTING MUSIC AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT**
Date: Fri Dec 5 19:17:35 2003

Message:
I just wish that FUCKING ASSHOLE with the fucking music would 
shut the FUCK UP PERMANENTLY!
It's for reasons like this and the FACT that nobody ensures that 
I have the appropriate environment and your utter mind-numbing 
RUDENESS that simply leads to the consequence that generally I 
will be doing one Hell of a lot less for you!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 19:33:15 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Can you see why my finances were ALWAYS your 
reponsibility?* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TRANCE MATERIAL THAT CONCENTRATES WHOLLY ON A WHOLE LOT OF SCUM FLOATING AROUND IS EASILY SUPERCEDED**
Date: Fri Dec 5 20:03:08 2003

Message:
Okay, don't panic, I'll still do things but I think we have to 
recognise that people are at vastly different levels of 
spiritual achievement.

Today I walked around "Croham Hurst" and other wooded areas in 
the Croydon area mostly in the dark and uncovered some extremely 
intriguing original material concerning reincarnation. For 
example I considered professions versus spiritual level and I 
considered crimes like rape and murder and the spiritual forces 
that lurk beneath the surface. I considered the souls of victim 
and perpetrator and saw a dualism for categorisation for these 
forms of crime. I considered how freewill is far less operative 
than one would like to imagine. I considered the maintenance of 
sanity for a mind on the edge of reason and extended these 
principles beyond the individual. I uncovered an essential 
reason why our physical bodies are so easily prone to damage at 
the hands of others or self-inflicted, rather than considering 
the effects of time. It is mind blowing stuff because I realise 
that Good does not war against Evil, they simply sit side by 
side in mutual cooperation. However ultimately one would simply 
see beyond these concepts for what they are - human. The 
conclusion being simply to try and be a good person and help a 
few others once in a while and in the appropriate fashion. This 
does not mean you have to help everyone all of the time - I 
simply believe that it is your responsibility in life to do a 
bit.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **A BIT MORE ON THAT CHOOSE YOUR VICTIM STUFF**
Date: Fri Dec 5 20:32:28 2003

Message:
I considered the souls of victim and perpetrator and saw a 
dualism for categorisation for these forms of crime.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
This was a [bizarre] sort of half soul meets half soul doctrine 
on one hand and a "this crime should never have occurred" theme 
on the other.
I considered how there might be a morbid desire to be raped as a 
very consistent and overbearing fantasy. This I can assure you 
is a rarity. Coupled to this I psychologically profiled the 
aggressor. However though I psychologically profiled the 
aggressor in a similiar fashion for "crimes that were not meant 
to be" - the profile of the victim was dissimiliar.
Concerning crime prevention I considered the inevitability of 
the crimes in terms of freewill or rather the lack of it and the 
almost certainity of the "half soul" crimes occurring.
I considered how certain souls may take on this form of role as 
experimentation but also because at least for a period of time 
that is their inclination along with subsequent role reversals.
Rather than "God's special effect" I think we should consider 
this in the light of souls straying - consider how with 
the "half soul" principle we have an enduring no win situation - 
though surely it must be finite.
Why "God's special effect"? Because it is the expression that 
contains a Divine principle - the playing out of roles and the 
essential existence.
Concerning the crimes "that should have not occurred" I 
considered the far greater penance bestowed upon the aggressor 
due to the lack of spiritual connection.
I considered the victim and that how on a much deeper spiritual 
level they too could be explained away as aquiescing.
I do however draw a sharp distinction between these two sets of 
criminals and victims.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **CERGIS STAFF**
Subject: **GET ON YOUR KNEES .. ?**
Date: Fri Dec 5 21:19:35 2003

Message:
I find your attitude pretty fucking disgusting.
Anyone worth anything has left the company there at Covent 
Garden by now.
I guess to sort you out you know you're shit or else you know 
you're not.
Feel free to declare it either way.
I'll declare the gay faggot myself along with a programmer 
called Stuart .. ?
Best to work for SugarShaker in my opinion.
At least that way you'd only entertain the mistaken belief of my 
homosexuality and maintain that in past tense.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THERE WE GO - MORE FUCKING NOISE/MUSIC AT 2:40 A.M.**
Date: Fri Dec 5 21:40:02 2003

Message:
It's called "dicing with your spiritual futures" and allowing 
some FUCKING MORON to dictate it to you!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Fri Dec 5 21:44:33 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I am neither for you or against you* effect!!

From: ingia
To: kaboo
Subject: mmh
Date: Fri Dec 5 22:21:06 2003

Message:
what exactly the fuck is 
is

From: om/cf
To: HELEN OF TROY
Date: Fri Dec 5 23:11:05 2003

Message:
**THERE WE GO - MORE FUCKING NOISE/MUSIC AT 2:40 A.M.** 

Kick the fuck out of the door and yell "THE MESSIAH REQUESTED 
FREEBIRD MOTHERFUCKER!" 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: om/cf
Date: Sat Dec 6 08:33:01 2003

Message:
**THERE WE GO - MORE FUCKING NOISE/MUSIC AT 2:40 A.M.** 

Kick the fuck out of the door and yell "THE MESSIAH REQUESTED 
FREEBIRD MOTHERFUCKER!" 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! How are you?
I'm afraid that doesn't sound very dignified.
 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I WILL IGNORE THE LETTER YOU FUCKING SCUM OR WE JUST FEEL HE SHOULD EARN THE MONEY!!** :))
Date: Sat Dec 6 08:35:18 2003

Message:
MR  RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK
72 mAYDAY ROAD
THORNTON HEATH
CR7 7HL

Reference   :   CDCS/004/2461609384401

Date            02/12/03

Dear MR   WARWICK

CDSC ACCOUNT NUMBER     : 2461609384401
OUTSTANDING BALANCE     : [pounds] 2,240.75
DEBT COUNSELLOR         : CDCS/DCA PILOT 1

Unless full settlement is made immediately your account will be 
placed in the hands of a Professional Debt Collection Agency for 
the recovery of the full outstanding balance.

If you are unable to pay the full balance outstanding 
immediately telephone 0870 1541006 between 9.00 a.m. and 5.00 
p.m. Monday to Friday, to discuss your position with the above 
named Debt Counsellor.

DO NOT IGNORE THIS LETTER - ACT NOW
PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS ARE GIVEN OVERLEAF

Your sincerely

R J TAYLOR
COLLECTIONS MANAGER
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Keep up the work of the Lord you FUCKING SCUM!! LMAO!!
Of course I will pay back your debt! LOL!!
Ever got the feeling you fucking scum artist that you were being 
personally sued into the ground and that you were rotting in 
Hell forever? :)
You don't?
It's just a question of time! :)
Mind you I think "Barclay's Bank" is "representative" but I WILL 
pursue individuals, sorry meant "fucking CUNT BOYS!!" LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TAYLOR CUNT BOY HAS BOOKED HIS TICKET TO HEAVEN** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 08:51:53 2003

Message:
Just in case you were wondering, that letter was written in the 
full knowledge of who I Truly am.
It is exactly the same with the noise disturbances.
We stuck the people who do nothing about it in a kind of 
Purgatory.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 08:55:20 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Treat your fucking debt counsellor SCUM BOY 
to a night on the tiles then fuck him into Hell forever* 
effect!! LMAO!!

However, what does this say about you personally?

I think that entrance to Heaven is a major technical difficulty.

Don't you? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DISCONTENT WITH PURGATORY MI5 SEEK REVENGE AGAINST BARCLAY'S BANK DEBT "COUNSELLORS"** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 08:59:17 2003

Message:
MR  RICHARD JULIAN WARWICK
72 mAYDAY ROAD
THORNTON HEATH
CR7 7HL

Reference   :   CDCS/004/2461609384401

Date            02/12/03

Dear MR   WARWICK

CDSC ACCOUNT NUMBER     : 2461609384401
OUTSTANDING BALANCE     : [pounds] 2,240.75
DEBT COUNSELLOR         : CDCS/DCA PILOT 1

Unless full settlement is made immediately your account will be 
placed in the hands of a Professional Debt Collection Agency for 
the recovery of the full outstanding balance.

If you are unable to pay the full balance outstanding 
immediately telephone 0870 1541006 between 9.00 a.m. and 5.00 
p.m. Monday to Friday, to discuss your position with the above 
named Debt Counsellor.

DO NOT IGNORE THIS LETTER - ACT NOW
PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS ARE GIVEN OVERLEAF

Your sincerely

R J TAYLOR
COLLECTIONS MANAGER
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Watch out!
Knock on that door and MI5 might take you out of the picture 
forever! LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S GO TO THE STARS!!**
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:03:02 2003

Message:
**TO THE PRACTIONERS OF THE FINANCIAL BLACK ARTS** :)
Well you fucking CUNT BOYS have CLEARLY NOT understood my main 
slogan.
Did you ever consider providing me with a loan for such elitist 
purposes you FUCKING CUNT BOYS?? :)
Evidently not!
You are just SCUM that will rot in the materialistic 
annihilation soup that forever bears you anew ... :)
LOL!! You twisted fucks are gonna get yourselves reborn on a 
GRAND SCALE!
You are that HOPELESSLY tied down with NEGATIVE KARMA.
And just try and guess who is going to stand there idly with Her 
handgun and do NOTHING??
**SUCKS TO BE SCUM LIKE YOU BUT YOU DESERVE IT!!**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AM WILLIAM HILL ONLINE REGISTERED - I WILL PAY YOU BACK IN CASE OF HICCUP K?** :))
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:11:07 2003

Message:
LOL!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:17:13 2003

Message:
I too have seen the "R J TAYLOR, don't worry! I will not sue you 
this time or ever! You're off the hook!** effect!! ;)

From:
To: HELEN OF TROY
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:16:05 2003

Message:
Well you fucking CUNT BOYS have CLEARLY NOT understood my main 
slogan.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Not only not understood, but none of us could be bothered to 
care. You are clearly an absolute idiot, and as such, are 
considered a box o'rocks with flatulence spewing out of it.
Good day to you.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:20:58 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Your gift from the Devil has got poor ol' Helen 
all wound up! She pumped a coupla bullets into the wall an' 
dismayed again at the existence of the AntiChrist* effect!!

Those fuckers are going to Hell.

Mind you, it is clear to me that you are very much inferior 
spiritually on a grand scale and that it is hopeless from the 
start ..

From: BARCLAY'S BANK DEBT "COUNSELLORS
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:20:44 2003

Message:
It has been taken on notice that you seem to find yourself of a 
vastly superior I.Q. than those of us at BARCLAYS.

As a public service, we would hope to add yet another word to 
your already massive vocabulary: E-M-P-L-O-Y-M-E-N-T.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OKAY BOYS & GIRLS** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:48:47 2003

Message:
I can see that you are HOPELESSLY impure spiritually generally 
speaking.
I'm not going to set this against you - the demonic elements can 
simply restore their abode in Hell.
Not certain why they there but some kind of demo. facility was 
considered as viable.
I'll see what I can do.
As for medicine?
I am going to get the theory going for "faster than light 
travel".
I think that if I don't then we will be successfully invaded by 
an alien race and we need to counteract their actions .. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:53:38 2003

Message:
There is a very close link to your main profession and the kind 
of soul you are.
This might sit uneasily in the arena of the extremely famous ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **RED NOSE DAY? WELL SORED BUM DAY!!** :))
Date: Sat Dec 6 10:45:27 2003

Message:
You might well be practitioners of the Black Arts ..

[Gwyneth Paltrow. Exceptionally don't think you are - not sure 
about the others! :) ]

I too have seen the famine boys & girls effect - and why so 
many? It's split soul syndrome!! effect!! LMAO!!

If you are at Fleet St. then do not EVER be tempted by future 
career in "media" - whatever that is! :)

Rupert Murdoch + Son, you are destined IMHO for at least 1 more 
incarnation ...

.. trails of blood & guts .. .. trails of blood & guts .. .. 
trails of blood & guts ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 10:50:50 2003

Message:
The problem is ..

**IT'S TRUE!!**

Sorry! :)

Just the way it is ... LOL!!

From: BARCLAYS
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Date: Sat Dec 6 11:12:55 2003

Message:
The problem is ..

YOU ARE A BEGGAR

**IT'S TRUE!!**

Sorry! :)

Just the way it is ... LOL!!

From:
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:18:48 2003

Message:
place your head in the guiletine, and then cry , when this 
happened to me, my brain was very functional for 2 minutes, i 
would say after the guiletine completed its fate

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **BARCLAYS**
Subject: **HELEN OF DOLE**
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:34:25 2003

Message:
The problem is ..

YOU ARE A BEGGAR

**IT'S TRUE!!**

Sorry! :)

Just the way it is ... LOL!!

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I wonder what your IP is?
It's really funny but that troll X has been busy collecting them 
for me .. :)
LOL!! The courtroom dramas are going to be just great!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BARCLAY'S BANK DEBT "COUNSELLORS **
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:44:44 2003

Message:
From: BARCLAY'S BANK DEBT "COUNSELLORS 
To: HELEN OF DOLE 
Date: Sat Dec 6 09:20:44 2003 
Message:
It has been taken on notice that you seem to find yourself of a 
vastly superior I.Q. than those of us at BARCLAYS.

As a public service, we would hope to add yet another word to 
your already massive vocabulary: E-M-P-L-O-Y-M-E-N-T.

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Why hi there R J Taylor.
Is your little fucked up mind a little steamed up about your 
descent into Hell? LMAO!!
You stupid fucking CUNT BOY!! ROFLMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: X
Subject: **I SUPPOSE YOU JUST WOKE UP YOU TROLL - MIDGET** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:49:38 2003

Message:
Hey X!
I'm on the porn channel.
What's my IP? :)

From:
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:51:55 2003

Message:
We shall begin by guillotining the smallest fingers first and 
then move on to the toes ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S FUCK OFF INTO HELL!** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:54:22 2003

Message:
Well you fucking CUNT BOYS have CLEARLY NOT understood my main 
slogan.
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Not only not understood, but none of us could be bothered to 
care. You are clearly an absolute idiot, and as such, are 
considered a box o'rocks with flatulence spewing out of it.
Good day to you.
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And you Sir are clearly nameless! :)
And that's you! LOL!!

From:
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Subject: **LET'S GET OURSELVES A JOB, YOU USELESS CUNT!** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:57:49 2003

Message:
And you Sir are clearly nameless! :)
And that's you! LOL!!
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And you Sir are clearly unemployed! :)
And a beggar! LOL!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 13:57:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Bad debt counselling effect too* and it is 
funny! LOL!

From:
To:
Date: Sat Oct 6 15:06:46 2001

Message:
We have seen no other cause in invading IRAQ other than 'OIL'

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WILLIAM HILL & CO**
Date: Sat Dec 6 18:23:12 2003

Message:
Okay I'm going to do things so that your unretrievable losses 
are ABSOLUTELY MINIMISED. If they occur at all then they will be 
estimated at a future date and also reimbursed. I don't want in 
excess of 50000 pounds - strange kind of loan! :)

I'm rather unsure about my investment .. ?

Well I am sure as Hell not waiting around till the 20th for it!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 18:54:09 2003

Message:
We have seen no other cause in invading IRAQ other than 'OIL'

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Okay!
But who are "you"? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S GET OURSELVES A JOB, YOU USELESS CUNT!** :)
Date: Sat Dec 6 18:59:25 2003

Message:
And you Sir are clearly nameless! :)
And that's you! LOL!!
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And you Sir are clearly unemployed! :)
And a beggar! LOL!!
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Fuck off you fucking shithead!
Hopefully you're ugly ass-mind can find another website to write 
your stupid pathetic ideas upon.
Fuck off SCUM!! :)
Did a stupid fucking cunt boy like yourself ever consider the 
FACT that I have made far more out of the betting industry than 
I put in?
You fucking useless shithead!! LOL!!
Your ass is mine ... LMAO!! Next! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **RESISTANCE IS FUTILE**
Date: Sat Dec 6 19:04:19 2003

Message:
Oh yes I forgot to mention this but aside from the mathematics 
of probability and statistics I am the greatest clairvoyant 
ever ..

Tonight I considered key aspects of the mission from the 
broadest perspective. These will be written up at a later date.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 19:08:47 2003

Message:
Time travel is only physically possible between probable worlds. 
You cannot time travel within the same physical universe.

From:
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 19:49:49 2003

Message:
Saw a bit on the tele today where Polar bears were getting a 
little to close to town for comfort in Churchill, Canada.

The local Canucksters tranquilized the bears then transported 
them by helo a great distance.

When the bears began to come out of their stooper they had a 
WHAT THE FUCK!, HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE! look on their face. 
I know the feeling. Time travel is relativly common in reality.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sat Dec 6 20:33:30 2003

Message:
Saw a bit on the tele today where Polar bears were getting a 
little to close to town for comfort in Churchill, Canada.

The local Canucksters tranquilized the bears then transported 
them by helo a great distance.

When the bears began to come out of their stooper they had a 
WHAT THE FUCK!, HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE! look on their face. 
I know the feeling. Time travel is relativly common in reality.
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That's interesting the *WHAT THE FUCK!, HOW THE HELL DID I GET 
HERE! look on their face.* bit - I know just what you mean. It's 
funny but bears waking up from their anaesthetic are all too 
human! :)
If you consider psychological time then in my opinion it is 
possible to have a single dream that lasts for months ...
If those bears had so unreadily accepted their unfamiliar 
surroundings it was because their memories related to something 
else entirely.
I agree with you that "time travel" is relatively common in the 
sense of travelling a distance and accumulating seconds, minutes 
and hours ... 

From:
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Date: Sun Dec 7 01:14:24 2003

Message:
Fuck off you fucking shithead!
Hopefully you're ugly ass-mind can find another website to write 
your stupid pathetic ideas upon.
Fuck off SCUM!! :)
Did a stupid fucking cunt boy like yourself ever consider the 
FACT that I have made far more out of the betting industry than 
I put in?
You fucking useless shithead!! LOL!!
Your ass is mine ... LMAO!! Next! :)
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Nothing is yours, you miserable begging sod! LOL!!
Now piss off, and beg for your dinner, loser!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **WHO THE FUCK CARES?**
Subject: **HELEN OF DOLE **
Date: Sun Dec 7 06:46:46 2003

Message:
From: 
To: HELEN OF DOLE 
Date: Sun Dec 7 01:14:24 2003 
Message:
Fuck off you fucking shithead!
Hopefully you're ugly ass-mind can find another website to write 
your stupid pathetic ideas upon.
Fuck off SCUM!! :)
Did a stupid fucking cunt boy like yourself ever consider the 
FACT that I have made far more out of the betting industry than 
I put in?
You fucking useless shithead!! LOL!!
Your ass is mine ... LMAO!! Next! :)
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Nothing is yours, you miserable begging sod! LOL!!
Now piss off, and beg for your dinner, loser!
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I tell you what CUNT! The day I ever BEGGED for anything is the 
day you can have my ass you gay little fuckhead! LMAO!!
You live in a world of illusion.
I condemn SCUM like you to Hell. :)
This fuckhead is becoming tiresome?
It is at least evident that he wants to make his mark on history 
in a big way?
Who cares for DUST?
I don't! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TONY BLAIR'S RED HOT LOVER?**
Date: Sun Dec 7 06:52:16 2003

Message:
Glenda Jackson.
This is 4 U "News of the Screws"
It is a freebie I cook up 4 U.
Naturally no truth whatsoever ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE'S THE DEAL**
Date: Sun Dec 7 09:25:48 2003

Message:
Hi there! LOL!!
I'm the new messiah! LOL!!
You better hope & pray that I'm on a winning streak .. LOL!!
If by next Friday midnight GMT I don't have substantial sums of 
money then guess what?
I'll commit SUICIDE!! LOL!!
I can't justify it - will anyway! LOL!!
Trust me I will. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Dec 7 09:29:58 2003

Message:
Actually let's just make that Thursday midnight cause I just 
CAN'T WAIT for my great fuck in the sky!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 7 09:31:40 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Suicide watch for the new messiah - but 
whatever you do DON'T pay him* effect!! LOL!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S GO TO HEAVEN!!**
Date: Sun Dec 7 09:45:26 2003

Message:
I've just shopped me a new slogan .. ;)

From:
To: HELEN OF DOLE
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS! THE FIRST BEGGAR TO DISCOVER FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL, INSTEAD OF GETTING A JOB! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Sun Dec 7 15:05:05 2003

Message:
I tell you what CUNT! The day I ever BEGGED for anything is the 
day you can have my ass you gay little fuckhead! LMAO!!
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Have your ass? LOL!! You've probably got THAT in hock also, you 
pissing beggar!
I don't doubt you've been a beggar all your miserable life, 
counting on others for EVERYTHING!
It shows. Now that you've fallen on hard times, you can't do 
ANYTHING for yourself! Balance a bank account, get a job, handle 
a relationship, etc.
YOU POOR WORTHLESS SOD! LOL!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **A FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Subject: **CONGRATULATIONS! THE FIRST BEGGAR TO DISCOVER FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL, INSTEAD OF GETTING A JOB! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Date: Sun Dec 7 16:53:19 2003

Message:
I tell you what CUNT! The day I ever BEGGED for anything is the 
day you can have my ass you gay little fuckhead! LMAO!!
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Have your ass? LOL!! You've probably got THAT in hock also, you 
pissing beggar!
I don't doubt you've been a beggar all your miserable life, 
counting on others for EVERYTHING!
It shows. Now that you've fallen on hard times, you can't do 
ANYTHING for yourself! Balance a bank account, get a job, handle 
a relationship, etc.
YOU POOR WORTHLESS SOD! LOL!!!
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As I have already stated I have not now or ever taken up a 
career move in beggary. 
Why don't you tell me something constructive such as a good 
suicide method for myself instead of your laughably stupid 
attack? :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Dec 7 16:57:56 2003

Message:
I have seen the *annihilation soup* effect!!

Being in heaven on the other hand probably involves a great deal 
of fucking. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SUICIDE**
Date: Sun Dec 7 17:58:14 2003

Message:
Well Guys & Girls, I've looked over this issue from all the 
important angles and realise that though perhaps a little 
selfish it's not such a bad idea after all.
For one thing it would be a great one fingered/two fingered 
salute in the faces of all those assholes who denied me finances.
[There be MANY!!]
It would be to your spiritual detriments but Hell if I care much 
these days ..
Next trip to the stars could be my trip to Heaven.
**I AM GUARANTEED HEAVEN. I HAVE REACHED THAT LEVEL OF SPIRITUAL 
ENLIGHTMENT**
The thing is, I am no terrorist blowing myself and others up 
with a bomb.
I am the messiah.
Anyway, let me know your views. 
If I do it I'll do it within a few days.


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **RESURRECTION**
Date: Sun Dec 7 18:08:01 2003

Message:
On balance no.
Perhaps I could come back as some kind of projection.
Either way couldn't really care less.
Still, if I am "shewing" myself to all my charming new disciples 
then I can probably top "shewing" those mere flesh wounds of the 
cruxifixion and instead decapitate myself under a train - that 
kind of thing.
Just have me back as the "headless horseman"! :)
You wouldn't want me back anyway.
If I came back under those conditions then I would definitely 
blow up the world [and moon] but do it PROPERLY this time.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CARD CLAIRVOYANCE**
Date: Sun Dec 7 18:14:47 2003

Message:
Before jumping out of a building, under a train, that kind of 
thing - here's a few pointers. Don't know if they will help but 
if they're better than nothing then you are welcome to them.

**CARD CLAIRVOYANCE**

(1) For one thing this is difficult to develop.
(2) There are different times of the day and different days when 
you will be more psychically attuned.
(3) Holding the card is useful and taking your time. Though some 
people may object to the scientific invalidity of holding the 
cards my thoughts is that science is so up the creek that who 
gives a fuck what they think?
(4) Shuffle the cards properly, do not mark them and do not look 
at them. If you do any of these things you are cheating.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AM A BEGGAR AFTER ALL ACTUALLY** :)
Date: Sun Dec 7 18:49:16 2003

Message:
My mere presence in this world automatically entitles me to 
millions upon millions of pounds ..

To deny this is to deny God.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GOODNIGHT! SWEET DREAMS! DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!** :)
Date: Sun Dec 7 21:24:58 2003

Message:
O.K. I am thinking the train. I need an express at night near a 
bend. I am sorry if the train driver needs counselling. I guess 
it just will suck however I just feel that there is too much of 
a remote possibility of survival if I jump off a building. 
Remember! God loves you! I'm off to string myself behind the 
tail of a comet with some space cadets who left earlier! :) I 
too do not expect you to understand. LMAO!! I shall retain my 
passport for your examination & identification. Fuck with my pad 
and I'll fucking KILL you! It's my BABE MAGENET and I am sick of 
MI5/MI6 fucking with the curtains. It's not their BABE MAGNET 
however much they'd like to think it is. Just guard the books. 
Fuck off! :)

From: ingia
To:
Date: Tue Dec 11 10:09:18 2001

Message:
how's that

From:
To:
Date: Sun Sep 30 17:26:34 2001

Message:
I would give my life to the people I love before any one of them 
where taken from me in a unreasonable state. This is the way of 
god to protect the people that are unable to protect themselfs. 
The strength of any person that believes in god should be that 
of peace not of war, due to the fact that we are but only one 
life form. the actions that are seen by any government should 
not be seen as the actions of that given country of each person 
in that country. everyone in their soul searches for peace 

From:
To: helen on the dole(good for nothing hole)
Date: Mon Dec 8 01:36:56 2003

Message:
My mere presence in this world automatically ent