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From: an Italian guy
To:
Subject: the poster self-called "Duce"
Date: Sun Nov 16 04:29:04 2003

Message:
Just a poor jerk.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I THINK THAT I DESERVE MY BEAUTY SLEEP AND WHAT'S A COUPLE OF CONDEMNED TO HELL U.S. PRESIDENTS BETWEEN ME & YOU??** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:01:50 2003

Message:
Hehehehehehehe!!
Now that I have this board thoroughly tainted with evil [and 
have strung along om/cf as the effectual webmaster ... ] I was 
just thinking - did you try my omelette recipe? :)

The fact is that this is a time consuming meal to prepare and it 
is inexpensive and difficult to cook - nonetheless there are 
very few ingredients required and in those terms the meal is 
simple.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **A FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:08:01 2003

Message:
Yeah! Everbody knows om/cf aint gots no wife! He aint never had 
shit enough to keep a woman around im! Lonely bastard he is!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I'll do this one OK?
Rot in Hell forever & ever you cheap fucking CUNT BOY!!! LMAO!!
I'm going to FUCK YOU IN whichever way I can you fucking 
scumbag! :) LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MESSAGE TO GEORGE "W." BUSH DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT BOY**
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:29:26 2003

Message:
I think it is funny but the fucking asshole just CANNOT say "no" 
for an answer as we arrange his imminent death for him ... 

Who wants to do it?

British police, S.A.S., U.S. military, Al Quaeda ...

You name it - they'll do in that dyslexic fuck who should NEVER 
EVER have been president.

We all KNOW that Al Gore should have been president and that a 
war mongering MORON like Bush never cut the biscuit.

In the meantime let us observe the fucker Blair squirm some 
more ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **It is funny but if 5000 policemen are not good enough for these fuckheads then let us just get ourselves 10000 or well I suppose we get paid for it and in the meantime you l'il CUNT BOYS chew on this - hope your way out is painful as Hell** LMAO!
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:34:38 2003

Message:
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
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DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 
DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! 

You lying cheating scumfuck assholes! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:41:35 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If Tony Blair is a jackrabbit then George W. 
Bush Junior is a FUCKING SKUNK* effect!! LOL!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:43:19 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Who would want to meet a fucking skunk 
effect too and I am Jesus Christ you fucking piss artist - hope 
you rot in Hell less than Eternally you fuckhead and that you 
achieve yourself total annihilation. I believe that my guiding 
words along with your clown act for advisors will spiritually 
achieve just that you FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!* effect!!! LMAO!!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:46:33 2003

Message:
I have seen the *U.S. president all worked up about performing 
himself some cunnilingus upon Ms. Hurley whom herself finds 
herself hitherto otherwise occupied probably I expect with her 
laundry or directing people to do her laundry or aquiring 
herself new laundry or pick any it is one of the cited ... * 
effect!!! YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG EFFECT!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:50:04 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Ms. Hurley is hitherto unavailable to service 
this U.S. president or any other fucking U.S. president you 
would care to mention. If push came to shove she'd do it with a 
woman fuck knows who and FUCK YOU TOO GEORGE BUSH!!* effect!! 
LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 05:56:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *when George was younger, Bush senior used to 
insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

Yes folks! This is actually TRUE!! Whang dang! :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:04:31 2003

Message:
I have seen the *whole world knows about this web site you 
fucking CHUMP!!! It was fun doing you. Anytime you fucking 
ASSHOLE!! Or: How far into Hell ya wanna go padre???* effect!! 
LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:06:46 2003

Message:
I have seen the *let's take out a private suit too you FUCKING 
ASSHOLE George W. Bush. You fucking cunt boy who can't even 
speak English and who likes to start wars with no prior motive 
except to ascertain to the world that he wants his superpower 
called the U.S. laid flat upon its back & this time round Helen 
is doing the honours and obliging this fuck. See you in Hell, 
name me your solicitor/lawyer you fucking MAGGOT and eat shit & 
die!!** effect!! LMAO? Dunno mate ..

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:11:59 2003

Message:
mornin cunts, hows marie's shitter today then mmmmmmmmmmmm

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:11:18 2003

Message:
LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: zig zag
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:14:37 2003

Message:
mornin cunts, hows marie's shitter today then mmmmmmmmmmmm
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Ask the U.S. president????
LMAO!!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **DUH!!** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:16:25 2003

Message:
I have seen the *when George was younger, Bush senior used to 
insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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insert his cock into George's mouth and he would SUCK ON IT 
EAGERLY* effect!! LMAO!!!

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Or I have seen the INFERIOR GENETIC MATERIAL effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **U.S. President - YOU SCUMFUCK!!**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:23:26 2003

Message:
And I have seen the *if any gene therapy is available then just 
guess I mean just GUESS who won't be getting it* effect!! You 
fucking SCUM!!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:25:25 2003

Message:
**THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. 
PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!
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PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!
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PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
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PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A 
FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!
** **THE U.S. PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING SCUMBAG!!!** 

And what's more ...

It's true! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:27:30 2003

Message:
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL 
ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS 
ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING 
SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS 
TOO!!!** **HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 
**HIS SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** **HIS 
SPECIAL ADVISORS ARE FUCKING SCUMBAGS TOO!!!** 

Just to remind them! :)

May you scumfucks rot in Hell!

So as it amuses the new messiah to shove those fuckers further 
and further into Hell with every passing moment I consider 
brunch ... [you motherfuckers!!] :)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:31:17 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Scumbo or Dumbo effect - hard to choose 
between neither but just guess the bodycount reading this shit* 
effect!! ;)

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:34:09 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I'm just a small reporter for Rolling Stone 
with my horsedick, my 72 vestal virgins, my Migros account and 
the fucking asshole Bush once too often for my liking and the 
bugging equipment is just swell keep it rolling you Neantherdal* 
effect!! LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **JC 68 25 58 C NOW JUST SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND OUT THRU YOUR MOUTH YOU GATECRASHING MOTHERFUCKING U.S. PRESIDENT - YOU FUCKING SCUM OR WILL SOMEONE JUST KILL THIS FUCKER BECAUSE I AM GETTING AWFULLY TIRED OF DEALING WITH THESE FUCKING MORONS?**
Date: Sun Nov 16 06:40:42 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I think that by about now some of you have seen 
that this fucking CUNT BOY George W. [who gives a fuck?] thinks 
it is his Divine right to annoy me along with his sickass 
justification "it's MY bugging equipment". This guy sucks ass. I 
hate the fuck & so do you if you have any common sense at all.* 
effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:06:10 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *why stop with nuking the U.S. predident's 
infantile stupid fuck NON-EXISTENT brain when you can fuck in 
the special advisors too* effect!! You fucking PIMP-BOYS!!! 
LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... **
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:10:23 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *Special advisors with their cucumber 
purchases and a boxing ring with a circus act hitherto known as 
the cunt boy Bush getting reamed through in every orifice with 
cucumber venom flying about mercilessly and the film crew 
tripping up backwards and missing the juicier bit when his 
asshole split open and his guts fell out thru his mouth* effect!!

Um, sorry about the snuff. I guess Helen has um ... a fertile 
imagination? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON** ;)
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:15:13 2003

Message:
Well I too have seen the *I use a shopping bag because I'm a 
lady that is whiter than white stinks to be you* effect too. 
That is enough for you all now. I'm going out later ... :)

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:48:50 2003

Message:
can't we just all talk about anal sex for a change instead of a 
load of shite 

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **JUST ASK THE SCUMFUCKS THEY'LL TELL YOU**
Date: Sun Nov 16 07:21:55 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Where is the latest bugging equipment - I need 
to strip this out so that their bugging equipment parties can go 
to Hell along with them?* effect!!

Some in the floor .. some near the door ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:22:07 2003

Message:
I have seen the *oh look! my floorboard has loosened* effect!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:23:25 2003

Message:
Have you seen the *here is just some more material evidence of 
your cunt rag activities* you fucking CUNT RAGS effect!!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Subject: **THAT'S IT. I'LL FCUK IN THE LIMOUSINE SERVICE TOO YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:30:13 2003

Message:
I have seen the *guess who is in that white [and now there's a 
chandelier inlaid black one too] stretch limousine other than 
the U.S. president taking it up the ass with a few of 
his "special" advisors and a chauffeur who gets off on watching 
that and the new messiah and making bucket loads of MONEY out of 
it too?* effect!!

You suck ass. I've got the "whiter than white" Inland Revenue on 
you too. Suck my fucking dick. Shoulda paid me something.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **Miss E. Jones - Recovery Officer - SOME CRIMINAL FAT CUNT WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE INLAND REVENUE AND THAT WE ARE PUTTING DOWN LIKE THE DOG SHE IS LATER.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:37:04 2003

Message:
Thank you for your signature or P.P. M G Earllway or some stupid 
fuck unreadable name like that. Remember that when you commence 
your debt collection service that I was on P.A.Y.E. ONLY during 
the tax year of 2000 - 2001. It'll be fun in court laughing at 
SCUM like you trying to prove to the contrary. LMAO!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:44:07 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *I'll be putting down the cunt boys who 
failed a former girlfriend at her exams and thus prevented her 
from pursuing her career as a tax inspector and triggering M.S. 
too and see you in court you fucks 'cause I'm getting you a COOP 
funeral you fucking TURDS!!!* effect too!!

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:51:06 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Portrait from the ancient gallery down at the 
cop station effect too but which woman exactly conspired to 
paint my likeness in an unusual criminal frame a few years back?
* effect too!!

You fucking CUNT with a capital "C".  :)

From:
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:54:39 2003

Message:
I too have seen the body floating up from the bottom of the 
canal. I too have seen the blue carpet fluff from the hallway. I 
too have seen the mother and the daughter in their hotel fucking 
the wrestler. I too have seen the wreath laid over the car. I 
too have seen the conspiracy of silence. I too have seen the 
fitness centre and another suspect. I too laugh at the notion 
that these fools didn't recruit me. My name perhaps? Tis Helen. 
Helen of Troy. Boo hoo.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 08:58:24 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *And what exactly are some of those 
music/noise plaguing guilty parties doing living directly below 
me or rather which Croydon council workers exactly decided to 
allocate these criminals that particular property?* effect!!

Death? Hell? Annihilation?

You decide not me. :)

From: Seth
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:07:38 2003

Message:
I married Sarah Matravers because she's a farmer's girl and 
because her dad's a nuclear physicist. LOL!

From: Seth
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:12:20 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Portrait from the ancient gallery down at the 
cop station effect too but which woman exactly conspired to 
paint my likeness in an unusual criminal frame a few years back?
* effect too!!

You fucking CUNT with a capital "C".  :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Carol ... :)
I'll fuck you in later.
I'm going out.

From: Seth
To: zig zag
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:17:29 2003

Message:
can't we just all talk about anal sex for a change instead of a 
load of shite 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Stop impersonating the president Marie .. :)

From: Seth
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 09:30:55 2003

Message:
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/t/typhon.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

See what else you can find.

In occult terms, the sign of Typhon is a "V"

I suppose this could be equally well interpreted as the 
outstreched arms of a runner in the motion of Victory or just as 
well as a two-fingered salute to U.S. president Bush.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELEN MEETS CATHERINE ZETA JONES I MEAN DOUGLAS.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 11:45:54 2003

Message:
"For a digitally challenged individual a whisky screw-cap could 
suffice as a thimble." I muse, as I go about my feather dusting 
for the day all over again ... :) 

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 11:52:34 2003

Message:
I wan't to lick marie's ring piece out then fuck her up the arse 
whilst pulling a cord tight around her neck 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: ** UPGRADES **
Date: Sun Nov 16 11:47:50 2003

Message:
Registered owners of CHAMP Galaxian can upgrade to CHAMP Galaxia
for the special price of $5.00, plus $2.00 shipping.  Be sure to
specify your selection on the order form provided. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ ME. I AM AFRAID YOU WILL FIND IT INSCRUTABLE ... **
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:04:11 2003

Message:
--------------------
| PLAYING THE GAME |
--------------------

The object of CHAMP Galaxia is to destroy the Galaxian fleet and 
save
the earth.  With each ship you destroy, you score points.

The Planet Galaxia is home to an alien race that has declared 
war on
Earth.  You're drafted into the Galactic Military to defend the 
earth
against the alien invaders.  You're given command ships and an 
endless
supply of parion missles, the aliens defenses are few so one 
good shot
can obliterate their ship.

Galaxian's attack in waves, each one harder than the last.  
Flags are used
to show that a wave has been destroyed.  You must pilot the 
command ships
right and left to dodge Galaxian attacks while firing back to 
destroy the
aliens.  When a Flagship is destroyed while in flight the rest 
of the fleet
stops firing for a few seconds of mourning.  This is your chance 
to get the
escorts or any other aliens that you can.

Earth must be saved, at any cost.

During the game, you can press any of the following keys:

  * F1  - Brings up the help screen.
  * F4  - Disables all joysticks.
  * F5  - Brings up the Controller options.
  * F6  - Brings up the Sound options.
  * F9  - Toggles the sound on and off.
  * F10 - Resets the game.
  * F12 - Pauses the game.  Press the spacebar or tap a button 
to resume.
  * Esc - Brings up the Options menu.  Press ESC to resume the 
game.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID IT WITHOUT THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING TOO. WHITE HOUSE RAPES & MURDERS UP SOON*
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:05:35 2003

Message:
http://almavijai.sphosting.com/Tintin/swiss/1.htm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored. ;)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YES I'VE DECIDED TO PUBLICISE IT. ROLL UP! ROLL UP!** :() <- THIS IS A SPACE SHIP TURNED ON ITS SIDE.
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:33:31 2003

Message:
http://almavijai.sphosting.com/Tintin/swiss/2.htm

"Herg  spent two nights in the Cornavin Hotel in 1956, while 
nearing completion of 'The Calculus Affair'."

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN AND LET THE SUNSHINE IN**
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:36:24 2003

Message:
Why did you rape Sarah Smith Jon Snow? 
More specifically, how did you plan your good deed for the 
day? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELLO BASH - EMAIL ME OR THE SHORT VERSION.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:49:51 2003

Message:
They - Rumsfeld, Blair & Bush and one other ... got themselves a 
legal secretary ...
Unfortunately she had no hand gun. :)

From: Catherine Zeta Jones
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:56:36 2003

Message:
I have seen the *smoking gun effect too* it fucking sucks!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 14:58:35 2003

Message:
First thing? :)
Dismiss the whole thing as Middle East propaganda.
I think you just did.

And that event occurred a few minutes before 8:00 PM ... on 
Channel 4 TV ... 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 15:03:25 2003

Message:
We shall now time the criminal actions such as they occur before 
the *smoking gun speech* and when President Blair went to the 
white house to meet President Bush ...

But who is the other if Powell has been categorically ruled out?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 15:10:50 2003

Message:
.. We'll just call him the Chief of Security and the one with 
the hand gun and move swiftly on ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MOVING ON NOW OR I AM A KLUTZ PSYCHOPATH**
Date: Sun Nov 16 15:14:05 2003

Message:
There are three dimensions of Space and a mirror universe and 
the one dimension of Time links the two together. There are 
however MANY universes.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MASS, TIME & MOTION.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:06:31 2003

Message:
Our physical universe is essentially composed of **MASS, TIME & 
MOTION.**

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:09:04 2003

Message:
One useful Cartesian geometry consists of a sphere with an X-
Axis and a Y-Axis and another set at 90 degrees [Fermat]. To 
produce the "mirror" universe then have another set tilted at 45 
degrees relative to the first set.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HAVE YOU GOT A MISSING LEGAL SECRETARY WHO USED TO WORK AT THE WHITE HOUSE CALLED ANNE MARIE?** :))
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:21:54 2003

Message:
The little cunt boy Bush just informed me with his bugging 
equipment that her name was Anne Marie.

Thanks my little cunt boy! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT ELSE DID THE LITTLE CUNT BOY BUSH HAVE TO SAY?** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:29:15 2003

Message:
VERBATIM IN DOUBLE QUOTES:

The very first thing he said was "Screw you!!"
Thanks! My little cunt boy ... :)

The second thing he said was "I'm going to make sure that I ruin 
your evening now and your entire night and morning too by 
staying on the bugging equipment."
Masturbation parties of the Future? ... LOL!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SPECIAL OPERATION CHRISTABEL**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:33:26 2003

Message:
Have you got a legal secretary called Anne Marie Bailey working 
in the white house currently Mr. President? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE ICE HOUSE WAS A GOOD READ - CASE SOLVED. NEXT.** :)
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:35:46 2003

Message:
Do you have a missing carpet at the white house?
I know! Search the inventory and match up the fibers with the 
body wrapped in the carpet ...

But where is the body if it is not in the garden?


From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:38:42 2003

Message:
I have seen the *just chuck in a confession or two as well and 
we're calling up our lawyers* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DIG BENEATH THE CONCRETE**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:40:03 2003

Message:
Search the South section of the white house near the concrete 
perimeter .. ;)

You'll find your body there.

Use a metal detector or similiar.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:41:48 2003

Message:
Tell me Martin Bashir - why did you put Michael Jackson up to 
it? I mean dangling the child from the window?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **COUNTESS OF WESSEX**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:45:27 2003

Message:
Diagnosis?
Haemophilia.
I guess we'll just have to cure that one too.
Hope you are feeling better.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SORRY BOYS & GIRLS BUT I AM NOT HERE TO FORGIVE MURDERERS.**
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:49:08 2003

Message:
It is clear that I do not like to be in the physical presence of 
people with severe criminal histories. It creates "Disturbance 
of the Holy Spirit". 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **CHERIE BLAIR**
Subject: HELLO AGAIN JACK STRAW. DONE ANY INTERESTING MURDERS RECENTLY?
Date: Sun Nov 16 16:53:18 2003

Message:
He is an accomplice to murder. Took no part in the raping & 
murdering.

Yes Jack. I am just pulling up some floorboards now to reveal 
the body - sorry, meant the bugging equipment special agreement.

Why do I keep writing "buff.." for bugging?
Buffy. Give me some of your money ...
Okay then!
Fuck off! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A COUPLE OF ARRESTS RIGHT NOW ... **
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:09:42 2003

Message:
16 Mayday Rd
Why stop with one when you can Timbuctoo 'em? ;)

Investigative journalism is a good profession. However, I am 
more a psychic detective than investigative journalist. I will 
be doing the horoscope too later ... [you have never met me - 
you're just a small reporter for *The Washington Herald*. You 
dyed your hair red because you get angry and it is better than 
setting it on fire. You wave a sound boom around in the white 
house and consider Stalin and Hitler. One day and it won't be 
very long you too will have your great fuck in the sun. LMAO!! 
You must be a Libra - I never said that but I did type it just 
now. If your ass drops off where does it go? Dunno. I did 
however really bust myself laughing a few months back and I was 
holed up in bed for weeks. Meanwhile content yourself with your 
horrid little out of focus web cam pics from Examnotes.net and 
hope & pray for absolute messiahood. I don't think it should be 
double AITCH. What do you think? Now about that campaign 
money ...]

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SCORPIO**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:42:27 2003

Message:
You are probably a dragon with a bolt on ray gun ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SAGITTARIUS**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:46:56 2003

Message:
Forget about that 13th sign of the Zodiac and starting it in 
Libra and try to get your mortage payments back up to date. 
There will be a romantic dinner for two soon. I'm not sure where 
but maybe start peering into those restaurant windows and 
observing whether the food looks appetising.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CAPRICORN**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:49:17 2003

Message:
You are not Capricorn really. You are an Aquarian. Try to stop 
smoking and remember that pigging out over Christmas invariably 
leads to putting on weight that is very difficult to take off.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **AQUARIUS**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:50:54 2003

Message:
Mars is conjunct Jupiter and the moon is in the seventh house or 
something? Dunno. Try and get some rest and we'll think about it 
again later.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PISCES**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:52:25 2003

Message:
I have seen the precessional effect!! It's about 25 and a half 
thousand years and involves the planet's perihelion.

Get a beer. Be of good cheer.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ARIES**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:54:56 2003

Message:
The love of your life will be entering your life soon. I was 
going to make it Gemini but I'm in a hurry.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TAURUS**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:55:49 2003

Message:
Don't forget to write. You will be receiving a cheque in the 
mail soon.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **GEMINI, CANCER, LEO, VIRGO**
Date: Sun Nov 16 17:56:37 2003

Message:
You will all win the national lottery next week.

Your winnings will prove unacceptable.

From: Facts Finder
To: Om/Cf, Nigger of Troy and Nameless
Date: Sun Nov 16 19:09:49 2003

Message:
Yes many are still hiding in Singapore and Malaysia. Have 
arrested some and some a staying low at the moment. Here in 
Malaysia and Singapore. Majority of people are living in 
relgious harmony but a minority group of this muslims is trying 
to change all of us into Muslims and if we don't they bomb us. 
You call that religion. We are having Ramadan and there are 
places where they are selling clothes, religious item, 
decoration, food and etc. It is visited not only by Muslims but 
by many other religion. I love to buy things and eat at these 
places during this time.

Again I say muslims should ask themselves, would they respect 
others believe. If not then, this fight will never stop.

Malaysia Muslims goverment has just close a muslims religious 
school as they were teaching young tenager to be muslims 
militant. I really wonder how many of these schools aroungd the 
world are teaching these, so called Jihad things.

As for Nigger of Troy, no I don't follow western media only. I 
see reality all around the world. From politics to poverty. From 
there I use my own judgement to see what is right and what is 
wrong. You can be sure I will comment if I find the others are 
wrong but so far. I believe President Bush has done a good job 
in fighting terrrorism. If there were no Sept 11, I wonder what 
all these terorist was up to. When they really build their 
forces of evil. How many more Sept 11 will be targeted.

Yes definitely, some of our good guys have to be sacrifice.

Have a great weekend to you all. God Bless.

From:
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 20:20:14 2003

Message:
i will get back to you after i have sex with helen of troys 
butthole

From:
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 20:52:58 2003

Message:
that's nigger of troy to u, asshole

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Sun Nov 16 21:02:24 2003

Message:
that's nigger of troy to u, asshole
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! Bedtime everyone & make it snappy because there's work to 
be done!

From: shitball
To: All
Subject: helen of "my bitch" troy
Date: Sun Nov 16 21:02:35 2003

Message:
I am so, so tired of fucking this bitch.........

"troy's" blow jobs are not any fun either.......

Anyone want to take over listening to this whore?

After doing this freak, even fucking chickens and sending cats 
to hell is not fun.

Don't disrespect "niggers."

troy is a bitch who is not worth it....



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE NOW........................IT WILL BE 
LATER...............BUT IT WILL 
BE.......................................................







FUCK THIS LITTLE TOY BOY WHO NEEDS TO STAY BY MUM.  SHE MAKES 
HIS BED AND FEEDS THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR RANTING COMES FROM MUM WHO TELLS YOU WHAT TO SAY.

GROW SOME BALLS WHORE !!!!!



I WILL FUCK WITH YOU LATER    


From: zig zag
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 03:55:45 2003

Message:
mornin twats again, anyone looking for their rims to be fucked 
today like Marie and her daughter 

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 06:17:05 2003

Message:
*<:-)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MY L'IL CUNT BOY**
Subject: **YOU ARE A L'IL CUNT BOY - SURPRISE!! SURPRISE!! - YOU L'IL CUNT BOY** :))
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:14:07 2003

Message:
I am so, so tired of fucking this bitch.........

"troy's" blow jobs are not any fun either.......

Anyone want to take over listening to this whore?

After doing this freak, even fucking chickens and sending cats 
to hell is not fun.

Don't disrespect "niggers."

troy is a bitch who is not worth it....



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE NOW........................IT WILL BE 
LATER...............BUT IT WILL 
BE.......................................................
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! Just another flamer cunt boy with negative karma.
Believe me you l'il cunt boy - I am the new Jesus Christ & you 
are a retard relatively speaking. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF HOW TO STOP SMOKING PRELIMINARY ...**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:18:36 2003

Message:
It is best to be Jesus Christ .... :)
Otherwise, "This is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius .... "
"Aquarius .... !!!!"

THIS IS THE AQUARIAN CONSPIRACY!

Do you TRULY want to stop smoking or not?
Because if you don't then I thoroughly recommend that you keep 
right at it ...

Have you personally got it into your mind that you intend NEVER 
EVER to touch a cigarette EVER again?

You don't?

Just keep smoking them - no problem! :)

You do?

Remember that stopping smoking may well be accompanied by a 
chest infection & that a visit to your physician is of top 
priority ...

I think that having conqerered this aspect of your addiction you 
are considering means of dissolving all that crap in your lungs 
and you may or you may not know the chemical equations to 
achieve this effect .... :)

And this event occurred around about now! ... :)

More later.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **KISS MY CUNT**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:32:37 2003

Message:
Well go on then you l'il fuckin' cunt boys Blair & Bush ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LAURA - THE FIRST LADY**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:36:18 2003

Message:
We appreciate what you say. We thought you said it with style. 
Unfortunately we are the Afghan Government here and we don't put 
up with NO shit!! We agree that you should file for divorce in 
any case you are calm & in control whereas your husband in our 
best opinion isn't ...

Anyways, see you soon. We are considering the fate of the 
RICHEST continent on Earth. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **I AM TOP QUALITY CUNT MY L'IL BOYFRIENDS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:42:38 2003

Message:
Top quality cunt!
That's me.
LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **MY TOP QUALITY CUNT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:47:26 2003

Message:
Uh ........ Uhhhhh ............Uhhhhhhhhhhh........ 
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ........Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[My top quality cunt CUMING.]

:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Shitball aka. Shitball**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:51:04 2003

Message:
I am so, so tired of fucking this bitch.........

"troy's" blow jobs are not any fun either.......

Anyone want to take over listening to this whore?

After doing this freak, even fucking chickens and sending cats 
to hell is not fun.

Don't disrespect "niggers."

troy is a bitch who is not worth it....



BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH THIS FREAK  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE NOW........................IT WILL BE 
LATER...............BUT IT WILL 
BE.......................................................
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Does a freak ass like you fantasise about me fucking all that 
top quality cunt?

If so then I will film it for you O.K.?

Duh! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TOP QUALITY CUNT**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:53:39 2003

Message:
Just consider this & this Truly is your path to stopping 
smoking ...

Which one Truly put Him on the straight & narrow?

Or: Truly such a woman is called Helen. Helen of Troy actually, 
or do you want to stop smoking then read on .. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE - PLAY ON!**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:57:06 2003

Message:
Fuck off! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **COLD TURKEY**
Date: Mon Nov 17 07:58:34 2003

Message:
Just throw those whoredom useless nicotine patches away .... :)

Time to quit. Do it!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PREPARE TO DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS.**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:02:53 2003

Message:
Now with 14 thousand Police numbers I understand that this 
Presidenial Cadillac which is bullet proof with a decoy and a 
blood-mobile on standby along with the fucking money you fucking 
cunt boy!! .. is considered impervious ... you fucking CUNT BOYS 
SUCK ASS!! LMAO!! You lying cheating murdering and raping 
fuckheads! Let's add insult to injury!! LMAO!! You FUCKHEADS!!! 
LMAO!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAXINE CARR YOU LYING MURDERING SCUM**
Subject: **STOPPING SMOKING - PRELIMINARY**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:09:08 2003

Message:
Let's say that you have it AFFIXED in your respective miserable 
mind that you wish to stop smoking .. :)

You might wish to have a cigarette the following morning.

No problem. :)

And you call that a "cold turkey"?

Yes. :)

Because on the second day there will no longer EVER be any 
cigarettes ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF YOU HAVE THIS MINDSET THEN READ ON ... ** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:13:11 2003

Message:
Listen to me. :)
It is difficult to stop smoking & being highly charged sexually 
hardly helps this matter ..
I think the point is this: Do you want to quit or not?
It Truly is up to you but I think that at some stage in your 
life that you should consider this matter carefully ..
In the meantime if you wish to continue then please proceed with 
my blessing.
This was after all a "preliminary".

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON THE PSYCHOLOGY OF HOW TO STOP SMOKING.**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:17:52 2003

Message:
(1) Realise that this is an extreme health hazard that is 
costing you vast sums of money.
(2) Realise that you are a slave to your habit. Those cigarettes 
are manipulating you. You think that your concentration is 
enhanced by example as you pursue your studies and take your 
cigarette break. Let me categorically state that if you believe 
the latter statement then you are believing in a ritualistic & 
damaging figment of your imagination. If you realise that then 
you're on your way ... :)
(3) Please note that if you have discordance with (1) and/or (2) 
then I actually ADVOCATE that you keep on smoking.
(4) COLD TURKEY PHASE: Do you thoroughly have it affixed in your 
mind that you will never smoke a cigarette ever again? You 
don't? :) Then you might as well simply not bother ....
(5) I'll break this habit of yours if it is the last thing I do 
on Earth ..

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:33:03 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If you are a smoker then you will never ever be 
top quality cunt* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **Osama Bin Laden**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:38:12 2003

Message:
Have you got any petrol? :)

From: Osama Bin Laden
To: Helen of Troy
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:44:27 2003

Message:
Why stop with buying some at your local gas station when you can 
just drill for some? :)

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:54:31 2003

Message:
... beware! beware! beware! ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **RUMSFELD & BUSH**
Date: Mon Nov 17 08:55:15 2003

Message:
Now about that legal secretaty raping.
Any clues yet? :)

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:08:37 2003

Message:
... beware! beware! beware! ...

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:08:55 2003

Message:
... otherwise try 12 or 26 or 34 Mayday Road ...

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:11:39 2003

Message:
I have seen the "36 * 2" effect!!

Or:

All those virgins have me CUMMIN' in me panties! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WE WILL SHORTLY BE SACRIFICING YOUNG VIRGIN GIRLS UPON THE ALTAR AT LINDEN LODGE - WE SHALL ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING "WE ARE THE CHILDREN ... " AS WE STAKE THEM THROUGH WITH A ROUGHLY HEWN PIECE OF WOOD WE RIPPED OFF FROM IKEA** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:14:31 2003

Message:
I have seen the *Neutronium bomb exploding or just fuck off with 
it - it is a privacy issue or so thinks Jack Straw* effect 
too!! :)

It has something to do with Aleister Crowley, the moon conjunct 
with Mars again and Linden Lodge in my best diagnostic 
opinion ... :)

From: **HELEN & JACK**
To:
Subject: **WE'RE RED HOT LOVERS NOW BUT ALL THAT MONEY & YOU WOULD NEVER SECOND GUESS THAT ONE WOULD YOU... ???* LOL!!
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:19:35 2003

Message:
I have seen the *If you are a smoker then you will never ever be 
top quality cunt* effect!!
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We've decided between us that this is the best post so far today.

From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 09:23:12 2003

Message:
I too have seen the *What dissolves all of that tar other than 
whisky and/or vinegar in large quantities for months & months 
accompanied by anaglesics like paracetamol & also something like 
bicarbonate of soda to re-promote pepsin & you're in it for the 
long haul if you want it so take a deep breath & we'll hear that 
trigger being pulled ... * effect!!

From: North Carolina Gal
To: omcf, Facts Finder
Date: Mon Nov 17 13:50:54 2003

Message:
Hi.... I haven't been here in ages, I see that the board has 
just about disappeared. Things are going well here,My MS has 
been kicking my butt but I'm kicking it right back.

I hope to find you both doing well and know that my thoughts are 
with you..
omcf how's your daughter doing? I can't remember how old she 
is,15? Thats a rough age in this day and time.

Well I just wanted to check in and say Hi...

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 14:14:03 2003

Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHO'S FOR A REFORMED TERRORIST ACTION?** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 15:57:37 2003

Message:
There will be no airplane attack. This is because Al Quaeda are 
not planning one. They have changed their ways and they prefer 
doing things with hand guns and similiar. 

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: *THAT'S NICE ISN'T IT?** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 17:09:09 2003

Message:
The S.A.S. are reformed too.

They are considering flying a helicopter into R.A.F. airspace 
over Downing Street and simply dumping a bomb over the edge when 
they are safely tucked up in bed sleeping. :)

In the meantime I have to confess that I am presently wearing 
furry bunnykin slippers .. eek!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HOW TO INFILTRATE ENEMY AIRSPACE & BYPASS THE POLICE** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 17:12:42 2003

Message:
Just stick me in a helicopter with a machine gun & I'll do it ..

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THANK YOU FOR THE PLUTONIUM SIR JOHN STEVENS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:24:46 2003

Message:
Today we had both of his eyes gouged out.
He did not live.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PRESIDENT BUSH & BLAIR**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:28:15 2003

Message:
Now about that game of Russian Roulette ..

Well, would you like one? :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THE END**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:31:30 2003

Message:
And that is Truly how you infiltrate all of those 15,000 
policemen & women and how you get through the airspace.

THE END

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EPILOGUE**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:35:36 2003

Message:
The principal reason that these two individuals are so unaware 
of the extent to which the population of their respective 
countries harbour discontent about their decision to wage war 
against Iraq is primarily their elected status.

The second most important reason is simply the extent to which 
the population of Iraq and other Middle East countries harbour 
discontent about their decision to wage war against Iraq ...

And that's why we have the current security arrangements.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **EPILOGUE OF EPILOGUES**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:50:34 2003

Message:
Actually you can be damn sure they know now.

And that's why we have the current security arrangements or P.M. 
I'm your guard for the day - I've got a really good handgun - 
I'll give it a whirl if you like - would you like to borrow 
it? :)


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **UM, I'LL JUST POST IT THROUGH THE LETTERBOX OKAY?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 18:58:38 2003

Message:
Just don't shoot me ... :))

From: HELEN OF TROY <- OFF DUTY & RELAXING WITH A MAGNUM ICECREAM WANDERING AROUND ST. JAMES PARK IN THE DARKNESS
To: **THIS IS PURE FANTASY**
Subject: **I HAVE EXTRAORDINARY TELEPATHIC POWERS!!** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:05:05 2003

Message:
GAME I

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Prime Minister Blair: "No! You go first."
President Bush: "Then we've lost ..."


GAME II

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Prime Minister Blair: "No! I need to see Cherie first."
President Bush: "Then I'll go last and lose again. Damn!"


GAME III

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Prime Minister Blair: "No! I think we should try sleeping pills 
or similiar instead."
President Bush: "Should I take the blue pill or should I take 
the red one?"
Prime Minister Blair: "Just take both. Keep scoffing them down."

GAME IV

President Bush: "Let's play Russian roulette you go first!"
Helen: BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! ... DONE! :)



From: om/cf
To: NC Gal
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:31:03 2003

Message:
It's good to hear from you, did you ever try that "alternative" 
treatment? 

Yeah, the "know-it-all" started high school this year. LOL. I 
made her take some tough classes like world history, German, 
Algebra while her friends are taking "child development" where 
they carry a rubber baby around taking care of it. What a load 
of crap. HA, the kid is perpetually pissed at me - must be doin' 
something right!

How's your son? Has he been deployed back to Afghanistan or Iraq?
The pilot of that Chinook downed near Tikrit was from a small 
town 'bout twenty miles from me. Seems all those aboard were 
headed for r & r in the states or headed home for hardship.

Take care and hang in there.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **U.S. BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:18:17 2003

Message:
Just to round off the evening you fucking assholes [hope you 
fucking rot.]
But did you ever consider that making introductions at 1:11 am 
in the morning while I'm trying to eat is the most appropriate 
time to do it?

I hate your fucking guts for this you American FUCKHEADS!!

I'll make it my mission in life NEVER to go there you FUCKING 
CUNTS!!

I hope that fucks a few more of you fucking cunt boys in. You're 
SHIT!!! We know why you did it then.

CUNT BOYS!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **SHOVE THIS PRAYER RIGHT UP YOUR SCREWBALL MISERLY ASSHOLES!!**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:17:45 2003

Message:
Listen up fuckers because I'm damn sick & tired of my privacy 
being ruined at all hours of the day PLUS not being paid a bean 
for it. Eat on it!! LMAO!! Amen fuckers! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IF THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS KEEP INVADING YOUR PRIVACY AND OTHER MALICIOUS ACTIONS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:20:22 2003

Message:
Depression?

Suicide is one remedy.

Another one is executions.

See you in Hell. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BASH**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:22:20 2003

Message:
I can assure you that those people did that entirely on purpose. 
Do you have a hand gun? Shoot the fucking scum. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **BASH**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:25:12 2003

Message:
Better still. Get their names and I'll fuck 'em in later for you.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FUCKHEADS THAT I AM EXTERMINATING**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:26:32 2003

Message:
So how you doin' my l'il handgunned bugging equipment abusing 
l'il cunt boys? :)

I'll see you later.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN DANA BASH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. I GUESS IF AMERICAN HISTORY IS LOOKING FUCKED UP THEN BLAME IT ON THE BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS FOREVER & EVER!!* HAHA!
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:27:48 2003

Message:
http://www.usembassy.org.uk/euro234.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS ---
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:32:58 2003

Message:
A novella in four parts ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS ---
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:37:30 2003

Message:
First there was four.
Then there was three.
Shall I proceed? :)
Okay!
I got down to two - handgunned one & macheted the last.
But guess what?
It's incredible. They survived death. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHICH WAY DO THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS WANNA GO?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:40:13 2003

Message:
Up or down it's all the same to me.
You suck ass.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HERE IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:42:42 2003

Message:
020 8239 7552 Dial that number if you want your spiritual murder.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **OTHERWISE EMAIL ME**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:44:07 2003

Message:
Here it is in case you were wondering:

rwarwick@croydononline.org

Here is the ex-president's:

georgebush@whitehouse.com

Here is Jodie Foster's:

jodiefoster@hollywood.com

I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?

The way you fucking cunts have actively seeked to deny me money 
is fucking disgusting too. FUCKING ROT!!! with a capital "R"

Let's just do the same rig tomorrow you fucking scum!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:48:18 2003

Message:
I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
That scum must ALL DIE!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FANCY YOURSELVES A BIT OF FREELIVEVIDEO.COM?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:49:55 2003

Message:
I think I'll sleep now.

Goodnight scum! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **INFERIOR SCUM**
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:50:56 2003

Message:
Yes. That's you. :)
Choke on it you fucking maggots & have some dreams about it & 
blame the bugging equipment cunt boys.
Goodnightie! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... **
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:54:44 2003

Message:
The pay is good just like your fucking Union. You've simply 
jumped the gun and you didn't consult my book of etiquette. You 
can't even understand the meaning of a statement like "e-mail 
me". You seem to think I was born yesterday. You impose 
yourselves on me. Here is the million. I think it reflects badly 
personally. You fools! This is History. You can't even fucking 
pay me .. you just suck and your brains have obviously been 
removed. You're just shit. You know you fuckers truly seem to 
believe that you can act on my behalf in a way that is 
completely detrimental to me whilst at the same time I am 
insisting that you do the opposite. If you're guilty of that 
then you are going to Hell. Fucking peasants!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:01:29 2003

Message:
Now do NOT categorically NOT shoot those bugging equipment 
abusers. You fucking cunts are non-existent.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:03:57 2003

Message:
I have seen the *I say e-mail & you say bugging equipment 
without a single farthing once too often for my liking, hope all 
the guilty fucks rot in Hell sooner rather than later* effect!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **CINEMASCOPE PRIVACY INVASION MOVIES OF THE FUTURE**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:08:28 2003

Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy
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You're welcome. We have it recorded as live video feed with U.S. 
bugging equipment and U.K. bugging equipment provided the sound.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **FUCKING CUNT BOYS**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:11:22 2003

Message:
Are you guilty?
Good! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DUH!!! WE FORGOT TO PAY JESUS A SALARY. WE ARE IDIOTS. DUH!!!**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:12:41 2003

Message:
Now if someone had been a good Samaritan then I would have been 
able to leave that spiritual deathtrap with the bugging 
equipment behind far sooner ..

Conclusion? There is either no good Samaritan or else there was 
not one who had the financial means or only one who lacked the 
organisational skill at their local church to provide one.

This proves that essentially you suck ass. Good enough for me. 
As for me organising such a thing just forget it - you're mostly 
mad fucks who'd do the bidding of some cunt boy you work under 
rather than ever listen to me and especially if it involves 
money. You can stare at this writing forever & ever it simply 
won't make any difference.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU SHOULD SEE MY BATHROOM - WE GOT SOME GREAT PICS COMING IN FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOME MORE EXECUTIONS WOULD BE NICE. THANKS.** :)
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:20:03 2003

Message:
So I think that about wraps up everything today.
Sweet dreams. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **IT'S THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:32:44 2003

Message:
Lord Jesus needs money we just say it over & over & that is why 
we don't pay him a bean.
That is your dream!
That is your nightmare!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S INTRODUCE AN EMPRESS OR TWO - NO MATTER IF HE IS CHEWING HIS FOOD - YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS - IT'S TRUE**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:34:37 2003

Message:
You know the idea of trying to initiate communication with minor 
amplifying equipment & copious sums of bugging equipment has got 
to be the most moronic, dumbest and fantastically stupid idea of 
all time. 

What exactly is required to jumpstart your brains enough to 
realise this?

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU ARE BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUNKIES**
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:51:30 2003

Message:
Though you admitted on your minor amplifying equipment that you 
should not be bugging me this time last year you still do it. 
You are like parisitic little fuckheads mostly. You gain less 
than nothing in my opinion and yet you seem to think that your 
viewing experience is just swell. You'd never pay me for it 
because you seem to believe that I don't know about it. <- 
FUNNIEST PUNCH LINE EVER!!! LMAO!!

From: Seth - tis a good name. I'm keeping it. Helen's good too ... :)
To:
Subject: **IF I DON'T X-RAY ME A SCRATCH CARD THEN HOW ABOUT I X-RAY YOU A PAINTING?**
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:04:28 2003

Message:
I too have seen the Marcia Muller effect.
I too am your stupid fucking oracle or does reward money roll 
upon this one or try 72, Mayday Rd CR7 7HL ...
I think the point is that if you X-ray "Look over my 
shoulder ... "
You got yourself a baby and at least two propagators ...
One looks Sudanese or similiar and one looks Lebanese .. or 
shall we simply leave this as a Middle East description?

CASE CLOSED.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:10:34 2003

Message:
Ghanean.

From: Seth
To:
Subject: **TO THE CLOSE FAMILY OF MARCIA MULLER**
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:14:26 2003

Message:
Believe me when I tell you that I thought those people had that 
information months & months ago.
I am sorry that this case was not worked out sooner.
However I think you will find that we shall be effecting the 
appropriate arrests shortly.
Do you know - this is what I find completely dumbfounding ...
How is it that a precocious talent like that can be cut asunder 
by complete assholes & yet one may still maintain a belief in 
God?
What is the answer?
Unfortunately the answer is that is was "in this person's karma" 
or something similiar.
I will personally see to it that "karma" is a non-issue in the 
future - if this involves talent.

From: Seth
To:
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003

Message:
Goodnight! :)

From: Tortellini Twat
To: deranged boys
Subject: tender meat
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003

Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **TODAY'S LINK FOR THE DISINTERESTED & BORED YOU FUCKING CUNT BOYS** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:27:47 2003

Message:
http://www.met.police.uk/computercrime/

EAT SHIT & DIE!!

We're coming for you ...

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **VIRUSES**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:29:42 2003

Message:
You fuck artists are ALL going to get your respective Death 
sentences you fucking cunt boys!! :)

I guess I am not a hacker.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:33:17 2003

Message:

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:35:08 2003

Message:
What do you think about that?
I recorded another one for you last night for posterity ...

I'm here to crucify the fucking assholes by the way so fucking 
assholes weep!! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **THIS IS WHAT I POSTED TO THE METROPOLITAN POLICE**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:37:42 2003

Message:
I am a serial murderer! :))

From: HELEN OF TROY
To: **MAXINE CARR**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:40:03 2003

Message:
You are a LYING piece of shit!
Rot in Hell.

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:41:06 2003

Message:
I guess the remedy is a proper sleep cycle ...
But there's the "U.S. fucking cunt boys bugging equipment 
*psychic attack* recorded for all posterity" ...
You fucking cunt boys! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **U.S. BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:18:17 2003 
Message:
Just to round off the evening you fucking assholes [hope you 
fucking rot.]
But did you ever consider that making introductions at 1:11 am 
in the morning while I'm trying to eat is the most appropriate 
time to do it?

I hate your fucking guts for this you American FUCKHEADS!!

I'll make it my mission in life NEVER to go there you FUCKING 
CUNTS!!

I hope that fucks a few more of you fucking cunt boys in. You're 
SHIT!!! We know why you did it then.

CUNT BOYS!!

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From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **SHOVE THIS PRAYER RIGHT UP YOUR SCREWBALL MISERLY 
ASSHOLES!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:17:45 2003 
Message:
Listen up fuckers because I'm damn sick & tired of my privacy 
being ruined at all hours of the day PLUS not being paid a bean 
for it. Eat on it!! LMAO!! Amen fuckers! LOL!!

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IF THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS KEEP INVADING YOUR PRIVACY 
AND OTHER MALICIOUS ACTIONS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:20:22 2003 
Message:
Depression?

Suicide is one remedy.

Another one is executions.

See you in Hell. :)

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:22:20 2003 
Message:
I can assure you that those people did that entirely on purpose. 
Do you have a hand gun? Shoot the fucking scum. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:25:12 2003 
Message:
Better still. Get their names and I'll fuck 'em in later for you.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKHEADS THAT I AM EXTERMINATING** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:26:32 2003 
Message:
So how you doin' my l'il handgunned bugging equipment abusing 
l'il cunt boys? :)

I'll see you later.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN DANA BASH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. I GUESS 
IF AMERICAN HISTORY IS LOOKING FUCKED UP THEN BLAME IT ON THE 
BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS FOREVER & EVER!!* HAHA! 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:27:48 2003 
Message:
http://www.usembassy.org.uk/euro234.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:32:58 2003 
Message:
A novella in four parts ...

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:37:30 2003 
Message:
First there was four.
Then there was three.
Shall I proceed? :)
Okay!
I got down to two - handgunned one & macheted the last.
But guess what?
It's incredible. They survived death. LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WHICH WAY DO THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS WANNA GO?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:40:13 2003 
Message:
Up or down it's all the same to me.
You suck ass.

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HERE IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:42:42 2003 
Message:
020 8239 7552 Dial that number if you want your spiritual murder.

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **OTHERWISE EMAIL ME** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:44:07 2003 
Message:
Here it is in case you were wondering:

rwarwick@croydononline.org

Here is the ex-president's:

georgebush@whitehouse.com

Here is Jodie Foster's:

jodiefoster@hollywood.com

I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?

The way you fucking cunts have actively seeked to deny me money 
is fucking disgusting too. FUCKING ROT!!! with a capital "R"

Let's just do the same rig tomorrow you fucking scum!

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:48:18 2003 
Message:
I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
That scum must ALL DIE!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FANCY YOURSELVES A BIT OF FREELIVEVIDEO.COM?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:49:55 2003 
Message:
I think I'll sleep now.

Goodnight scum! :)

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **INFERIOR SCUM** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:50:56 2003 
Message:
Yes. That's you. :)
Choke on it you fucking maggots & have some dreams about it & 
blame the bugging equipment cunt boys.
Goodnightie! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... ** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:54:44 2003 
Message:
The pay is good just like your fucking Union. You've simply 
jumped the gun and you didn't consult my book of etiquette. You 
can't even understand the meaning of a statement like "e-mail 
me". You seem to think I was born yesterday. You impose 
yourselves on me. Here is the million. I think it reflects badly 
personally. You fools! This is History. You can't even fucking 
pay me .. you just suck and your brains have obviously been 
removed. You're just shit. You know you fuckers truly seem to 
believe that you can act on my behalf in a way that is 
completely detrimental to me whilst at the same time I am 
insisting that you do the opposite. If you're guilty of that 
then you are going to Hell. Fucking peasants!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:01:29 2003 
Message:
Now do NOT categorically NOT shoot those bugging equipment 
abusers. You fucking cunts are non-existent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:03:57 2003 
Message:
I have seen the *I say e-mail & you say bugging equipment 
without a single farthing once too often for my liking, hope all 
the guilty fucks rot in Hell sooner rather than later* effect!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **CINEMASCOPE PRIVACY INVASION MOVIES OF THE FUTURE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:08:28 2003 
Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're welcome. We have it recorded as live video feed with U.S. 
bugging equipment and U.K. bugging equipment provided the sound.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:11:22 2003 
Message:
Are you guilty?
Good! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **DUH!!! WE FORGOT TO PAY JESUS A SALARY. WE ARE 
IDIOTS. DUH!!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:12:41 2003 
Message:
Now if someone had been a good Samaritan then I would have been 
able to leave that spiritual deathtrap with the bugging 
equipment behind far sooner ..

Conclusion? There is either no good Samaritan or else there was 
not one who had the financial means or only one who lacked the 
organisational skill at their local church to provide one.

This proves that essentially you suck ass. Good enough for me. 
As for me organising such a thing just forget it - you're mostly 
mad fucks who'd do the bidding of some cunt boy you work under 
rather than ever listen to me and especially if it involves 
money. You can stare at this writing forever & ever it simply 
won't make any difference.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU SHOULD SEE MY BATHROOM - WE GOT SOME GREAT PICS 
COMING IN FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOME MORE EXECUTIONS WOULD BE 
NICE. THANKS.** :) 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:20:03 2003 
Message:
So I think that about wraps up everything today.
Sweet dreams. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IT'S THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:32:44 2003 
Message:
Lord Jesus needs money we just say it over & over & that is why 
we don't pay him a bean.
That is your dream!
That is your nightmare!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **LET'S INTRODUCE AN EMPRESS OR TWO - NO MATTER IF HE 
IS CHEWING HIS FOOD - YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS - IT'S TRUE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:34:37 2003 
Message:
You know the idea of trying to initiate communication with minor 
amplifying equipment & copious sums of bugging equipment has got 
to be the most moronic, dumbest and fantastically stupid idea of 
all time. 

What exactly is required to jumpstart your brains enough to 
realise this?

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU ARE BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUNKIES** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:51:30 2003 
Message:
Though you admitted on your minor amplifying equipment that you 
should not be bugging me this time last year you still do it. 
You are like parisitic little fuckheads mostly. You gain less 
than nothing in my opinion and yet you seem to think that your 
viewing experience is just swell. You'd never pay me for it 
because you seem to believe that I don't know about it. <- 
FUNNIEST PUNCH LINE EVER!!! LMAO!!

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---------------
From: Seth - tis a good name. I'm keeping it. Helen's good 
too ... :) 
To: 
Subject: **IF I DON'T X-RAY ME A SCRATCH CARD THEN HOW ABOUT I X-
RAY YOU A PAINTING?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:04:28 2003 
Message:
I too have seen the Marcia Muller effect.
I too am your stupid fucking oracle or does reward money roll 
upon this one or try 72, Mayday Rd CR7 7HL ...
I think the point is that if you X-ray "Look over my 
shoulder ... "
You got yourself a baby and at least two propagators ...
One looks Sudanese or similiar and one looks Lebanese .. or 
shall we simply leave this as a Middle East description?

CASE CLOSED.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:10:34 2003 
Message:
Ghanean.

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---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Subject: **TO THE CLOSE FAMILY OF MARCIA MULLER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:14:26 2003 
Message:
Believe me when I tell you that I thought those people had that 
information months & months ago.
I am sorry that this case was not worked out sooner.
However I think you will find that we shall be effecting the 
appropriate arrests shortly.
Do you know - this is what I find completely dumbfounding ...
How is it that a precocious talent like that can be cut asunder 
by complete assholes & yet one may still maintain a belief in 
God?
What is the answer?
Unfortunately the answer is that is was "in this person's karma" 
or something similiar.
I will personally see to it that "karma" is a non-issue in the 
future - if this involves talent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003 
Message:
Goodnight! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Tortellini Twat 
To: deranged boys 
Subject: tender meat 
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003 
Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!


From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **HI THERE LAURA!!**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:46:54 2003

Message:
THIS IS LIVE.

Are you filing for divorce yet?

:)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **DID YOU GET AIR FORCE 1 PROPERLY SECURITY CHECKED?**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:49:48 2003

Message:
There is a LOT of plutonium onboard .... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **WHAT HAPPENED**
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:51:06 2003

Message:
We observed live on Carlton U.K. images of President Bush & his 
wife disembarking from a holiday with a helicopter & mounting 
Air Force I for one more ... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **LET'S PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE. YOU GO FIRST.** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:54:04 2003

Message:
BOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Air Force 1 got through the R.A.F. airspace ..... :)

From: HELEN OF TROY
To:
Subject: **YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE FUCKED INTO HELL YOU FUCKING SCUM!!** :)
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:55:57 2003

Message:
From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003 
Message:
Goodnight! :)

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---------------
From: Tortellini Twat 
To: deranged boys 
Subject: tender meat 
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003 
Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
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From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **TODAY'S LINK FOR THE DISINTERESTED & BORED YOU 
FUCKING CUNT BOYS** :) 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:27:47 2003 
Message:
http://www.met.police.uk/computercrime/

EAT SHIT & DIE!!

We're coming for you ...

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From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **VIRUSES** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:29:42 2003 
Message:
You fuck artists are ALL going to get your respective Death 
sentences you fucking cunt boys!! :)

I guess I am not a hacker.

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:33:17 2003 
Message:


-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:35:08 2003 
Message:
What do you think about that?
I recorded another one for you last night for posterity ...

I'm here to crucify the fucking assholes by the way so fucking 
assholes weep!! LOL!!


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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **THIS IS WHAT I POSTED TO THE METROPOLITAN POLICE** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:37:42 2003 
Message:
I am a serial murderer! :))

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **MAXINE CARR** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:40:03 2003 
Message:
You are a LYING piece of shit!
Rot in Hell.

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---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **PSYCHIC ATTACK** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:41:06 2003 
Message:
I guess the remedy is a proper sleep cycle ...
But there's the "U.S. fucking cunt boys bugging equipment 
*psychic attack* recorded for all posterity" ...
You fucking cunt boys! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **U.S. BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 19:18:17 2003 
Message:
Just to round off the evening you fucking assholes [hope you 
fucking rot.]
But did you ever consider that making introductions at 1:11 am 
in the morning while I'm trying to eat is the most appropriate 
time to do it?

I hate your fucking guts for this you American FUCKHEADS!!

I'll make it my mission in life NEVER to go there you FUCKING 
CUNTS!!

I hope that fucks a few more of you fucking cunt boys in. You're 
SHIT!!! We know why you did it then.

CUNT BOYS!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **SHOVE THIS PRAYER RIGHT UP YOUR SCREWBALL MISERLY 
ASSHOLES!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:17:45 2003 
Message:
Listen up fuckers because I'm damn sick & tired of my privacy 
being ruined at all hours of the day PLUS not being paid a bean 
for it. Eat on it!! LMAO!! Amen fuckers! LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IF THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS KEEP INVADING YOUR PRIVACY 
AND OTHER MALICIOUS ACTIONS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:20:22 2003 
Message:
Depression?

Suicide is one remedy.

Another one is executions.

See you in Hell. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:22:20 2003 
Message:
I can assure you that those people did that entirely on purpose. 
Do you have a hand gun? Shoot the fucking scum. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **BASH** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:25:12 2003 
Message:
Better still. Get their names and I'll fuck 'em in later for you.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKHEADS THAT I AM EXTERMINATING** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:26:32 2003 
Message:
So how you doin' my l'il handgunned bugging equipment abusing 
l'il cunt boys? :)

I'll see you later.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HELLO AGAIN DANA BASH, THINK NOTHING OF IT. I GUESS 
IF AMERICAN HISTORY IS LOOKING FUCKED UP THEN BLAME IT ON THE 
BUGGING EQUIPMENT FUCKING CUNT BOYS FOREVER & EVER!!* HAHA! 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:27:48 2003 
Message:
http://www.usembassy.org.uk/euro234.html

Today's link for the disinterested & bored

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:32:58 2003 
Message:
A novella in four parts ...

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: --- FUCKING CUNT BOYS --- 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:37:30 2003 
Message:
First there was four.
Then there was three.
Shall I proceed? :)
Okay!
I got down to two - handgunned one & macheted the last.
But guess what?
It's incredible. They survived death. LOL!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **WHICH WAY DO THE FUCKING CUNT BOYS WANNA GO?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:40:13 2003 
Message:
Up or down it's all the same to me.
You suck ass.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HERE IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:42:42 2003 
Message:
020 8239 7552 Dial that number if you want your spiritual murder.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **OTHERWISE EMAIL ME** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:44:07 2003 
Message:
Here it is in case you were wondering:

rwarwick@croydononline.org

Here is the ex-president's:

georgebush@whitehouse.com

Here is Jodie Foster's:

jodiefoster@hollywood.com

I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?

The way you fucking cunts have actively seeked to deny me money 
is fucking disgusting too. FUCKING ROT!!! with a capital "R"

Let's just do the same rig tomorrow you fucking scum!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:48:18 2003 
Message:
I suppose you fucking cunts never considered that the only thing 
that fucking bugging equipment does in essence is to ruin my 
health?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
That scum must ALL DIE!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FANCY YOURSELVES A BIT OF FREELIVEVIDEO.COM?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:49:55 2003 
Message:
I think I'll sleep now.

Goodnight scum! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **INFERIOR SCUM** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:50:56 2003 
Message:
Yes. That's you. :)
Choke on it you fucking maggots & have some dreams about it & 
blame the bugging equipment cunt boys.
Goodnightie! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **ON A LIGHTER NOTE ... ** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 20:54:44 2003 
Message:
The pay is good just like your fucking Union. You've simply 
jumped the gun and you didn't consult my book of etiquette. You 
can't even understand the meaning of a statement like "e-mail 
me". You seem to think I was born yesterday. You impose 
yourselves on me. Here is the million. I think it reflects badly 
personally. You fools! This is History. You can't even fucking 
pay me .. you just suck and your brains have obviously been 
removed. You're just shit. You know you fuckers truly seem to 
believe that you can act on my behalf in a way that is 
completely detrimental to me whilst at the same time I am 
insisting that you do the opposite. If you're guilty of that 
then you are going to Hell. Fucking peasants!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:01:29 2003 
Message:
Now do NOT categorically NOT shoot those bugging equipment 
abusers. You fucking cunts are non-existent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:03:57 2003 
Message:
I have seen the *I say e-mail & you say bugging equipment 
without a single farthing once too often for my liking, hope all 
the guilty fucks rot in Hell sooner rather than later* effect!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **CINEMASCOPE PRIVACY INVASION MOVIES OF THE FUTURE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:08:28 2003 
Message:
Hi Helen thanks for the blow job, u even swallowed my love 
juice, thank you helen from troy
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You're welcome. We have it recorded as live video feed with U.S. 
bugging equipment and U.K. bugging equipment provided the sound.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **FUCKING CUNT BOYS** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:11:22 2003 
Message:
Are you guilty?
Good! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **DUH!!! WE FORGOT TO PAY JESUS A SALARY. WE ARE 
IDIOTS. DUH!!!** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:12:41 2003 
Message:
Now if someone had been a good Samaritan then I would have been 
able to leave that spiritual deathtrap with the bugging 
equipment behind far sooner ..

Conclusion? There is either no good Samaritan or else there was 
not one who had the financial means or only one who lacked the 
organisational skill at their local church to provide one.

This proves that essentially you suck ass. Good enough for me. 
As for me organising such a thing just forget it - you're mostly 
mad fucks who'd do the bidding of some cunt boy you work under 
rather than ever listen to me and especially if it involves 
money. You can stare at this writing forever & ever it simply 
won't make any difference.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU SHOULD SEE MY BATHROOM - WE GOT SOME GREAT PICS 
COMING IN FROM OUTER SPACE OR SOME MORE EXECUTIONS WOULD BE 
NICE. THANKS.** :) 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:20:03 2003 
Message:
So I think that about wraps up everything today.
Sweet dreams. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **IT'S THE SAME SHIT OVER & OVER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:32:44 2003 
Message:
Lord Jesus needs money we just say it over & over & that is why 
we don't pay him a bean.
That is your dream!
That is your nightmare!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **LET'S INTRODUCE AN EMPRESS OR TWO - NO MATTER IF HE 
IS CHEWING HIS FOOD - YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOTS - IT'S TRUE** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:34:37 2003 
Message:
You know the idea of trying to initiate communication with minor 
amplifying equipment & copious sums of bugging equipment has got 
to be the most moronic, dumbest and fantastically stupid idea of 
all time. 

What exactly is required to jumpstart your brains enough to 
realise this?

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **YOU ARE BUGGING EQUIPMENT JUNKIES** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 21:51:30 2003 
Message:
Though you admitted on your minor amplifying equipment that you 
should not be bugging me this time last year you still do it. 
You are like parisitic little fuckheads mostly. You gain less 
than nothing in my opinion and yet you seem to think that your 
viewing experience is just swell. You'd never pay me for it 
because you seem to believe that I don't know about it. <- 
FUNNIEST PUNCH LINE EVER!!! LMAO!!

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth - tis a good name. I'm keeping it. Helen's good 
too ... :) 
To: 
Subject: **IF I DON'T X-RAY ME A SCRATCH CARD THEN HOW ABOUT I X-
RAY YOU A PAINTING?** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:04:28 2003 
Message:
I too have seen the Marcia Muller effect.
I too am your stupid fucking oracle or does reward money roll 
upon this one or try 72, Mayday Rd CR7 7HL ...
I think the point is that if you X-ray "Look over my 
shoulder ... "
You got yourself a baby and at least two propagators ...
One looks Sudanese or similiar and one looks Lebanese .. or 
shall we simply leave this as a Middle East description?

CASE CLOSED.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:10:34 2003 
Message:
Ghanean.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Subject: **TO THE CLOSE FAMILY OF MARCIA MULLER** 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:14:26 2003 
Message:
Believe me when I tell you that I thought those people had that 
information months & months ago.
I am sorry that this case was not worked out sooner.
However I think you will find that we shall be effecting the 
appropriate arrests shortly.
Do you know - this is what I find completely dumbfounding ...
How is it that a precocious talent like that can be cut asunder 
by complete assholes & yet one may still maintain a belief in 
God?
What is the answer?
Unfortunately the answer is that is was "in this person's karma" 
or something similiar.
I will personally see to it that "karma" is a non-issue in the 
future - if this involves talent.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Mon Nov 17 23:25:40 2003 
Message:
Goodnight! :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: Tortellini Twat 
To: deranged boys 
Subject: tender meat 
Date: Tue Nov 18 03:25:32 2003 
Message:
yeehaw! open-mouthed child fuck has a 15 year old 
daughter.....showtime!



-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **HI THERE LAURA!!** 
Date: Tue Nov 18 07:46:54 2003 
Message:
THIS IS LIVE.

Are you filing for divorce yet?

:)

--------