I am so glad to see that Jeb Bush, took matters into his own 
hands and made the State of Florida put that feeding tube back 
into that woman.
___________________________________________________

I agree. It's up to the 'collective family' as I see it, not 
just the husband. His legal team has made an effort to bar her 
family from a hospice she has been moved to last I heard. It's 
an ugly matter.

Sure seems the husband wants a death certificate real bad, 
insurance payolla maybe?

Yuk,yuk,yuk. Um-hmmmmmmmmmm.

If I have no money by tomorrow I was thinking of choosing myself 
a good victim and removing their heads for them with my fists. 
Comments anyone?? LOL!!

Did you know that Mohammed was a mass murderer too? On the days 
he was entirely satisfied with the body count he'd do things 
like algebra too.
_____________________________________

Really? I knew about the mass murdering thing but what amazes me 
about this statement is that an illiterate scumbag was a math 
whizz too. Guess that explains all the technological advances 
springing from the middle east since Mohammad got his virgins. 
Who'da thunk it.
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Oh boy YESSSS!!! All those Virgins ...
It sure didn't suck to be Mohammed. [btw mass death sentencing 
true mass fucking completely 100% null + void IMO] 

It would appear that Jodie has finally realised that 
a "spiritual marriage" is not the hottest fashion accessory on 
the market after all ...
Her contender had agreed from the start! :)
The truth is that the only thing that matters as you dice with 
your futures is a legal document or two.
Warning! If you don't credit that A/C today then I'm calling off 
marriage permanently.
I'll also bang the 'phone down on you so fuck off with it! :)
This is final today and will not be undone.
Anyway, to remind you again, here are my bank account details.

HALIFAX
Mr. R. J. Warwick
Sort Code: 110219
A/C # 00583674

Now look here the rules are unclear ..
I know that I credited that account first so I win right?
[Forefinger delicately poised in the air to the attention of the 
most eligible materially present bachelor of them all.]
Sorry Hillary! :)
I know! Just credit the account again ...
And so on.
So whilst they fight out their ultimate destinies in real 
terms ...
"Okay kids, I'm getting lunch."

In really real terms I have seen the *phone slamming down* 
effect!!

The point being that a certain Jon Snow of Channel 4 News 
assisted the sale of all of these books with bugging equipment a 
couple of days ago. However, when it actually came to their sale 
with a telephone conversation, the signed copy of "The 
Silmarillion" was poorly received. I asked for 300 pounds 
Sterling for all of these books which insultingly was rejected. 
In the end it was a contest between three books: "The Satanic 
Verses" and "The Pelican Brief" and "Hard Frost". Though I 
agreed on the 'phone in the end to twenty pounds for "The 
Pelican Brief" I will now declare to that sick jealous lying 
fuck that he can take his twenty quid and meet with the Devil!! 
LOL!!

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Dear Richard Thornton,

I am offering up the following first editions for
sale. If they all interest you relatively speaking
then please make an offer for all of them. In that
case I am  looking for 40% to 50% of the current
market value in your best opinion. Otherwise feel free
to pick out single items and we can discuss their
individual prices. If you are interested then please
email me as soon as possible replying to either this
email address or rwarwick@croydononline.org

Sorry for the long wait since I phoned you, when I
informed you that I was keen to sell more books to
you, and the reception of this email. Anyway, let me
know what you think and I would be pleased to hear
from you.

Best wishes,
Richard Warwick 



Barker, Clive, Imajica, 1991 Harper Collins 1st UK
vg/vg nothing fundamentally wrong, just showing signs
of age a bit.

Barker, Clive, Weave-World, 1987 Poseidon Press 1st
US, precedes UK edition. Fine copy. Very nice looking
book!

Evanovich, Janet, two for the dough, 1st UK Hamish
Hamilton 1996, A mint copy.

Francome, John & James MacGregor, Eavesdropper, 1st UK
Macdonald 1986. Very fine copy. Debut.

Grafton, Sue, "I" is for innocent, 1992 1st US Henry
Holt. A mint copy.

Grafton, Sue, "G" is for Gumshoe, 1990 1st UK
Macmillan. VG+/VG+ slightly buckled and a few marks on
rear of d/w

Grisham, John, The Pelican brief, 1992 Century, 1st
UK. The author's 3rd novel signed on the title page.
The book is VG+, perhaps a little buckled and the
pages are slightly browned with a slightly creased
d/w.

Ishiguro, Kazuo, The Unconsoled, 1st UK 1995 Faber &
Faber, vg+ in mint d/w, signed by author on title
page.

James, Donald, Monstrum, 1997 Century. Extremely well
received over the summer. This is a mint copy with the
price tag intact on the fromt. This is a signed copy
which so far I have yet to see anyone else offer up
for sale.

O' Connell, Carol, Mallory's Oracle, 1994 Hutchinson,
1st UK. I think the US edition was first for this
debut well-received crime novel; that the UK edition
was later remaindered for it was found that the silver
colored dustwrapper was all too easily damaged. I have
a couple of exceptional copies for sale.

Rushdie, Salman, The Satanic Verses, 1st UK Viking,
does NOT have the Canadian price at the top of the d/w
as the 1st issue should. Very fine d/w and VG+

Tolkien, The Silmarillion, 1st UK edition 1972 George
Allen & Unwin, very fine in like d/w.

Whitehead, Peter, The Risen, 1994 Hathor Publishing.
This is a mint signed copy (title page) and is
therefore a very desirable copy.

Wingfield, R. D.,  Hard Frost, 1995 Scorpion Press
ltd. edition, Number 68 of 85 copies, signed by
author, bound from the first edition sheets and with
an appreciation by Alex Keegan. Mint condition.


__________________________________
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I have seen the *1st and 2nd and 3rd and 4th and 5th set of 
people who couldn't shut that stink fucking music down are all 
executed* effect!! LOL!!

**INSTRUCTION MANUAL: 
(1) MURDER THE PRESIDENT IN THE FIRST DEGREE. 
(2) WAIT FOR MY LATE INSTRUCTIONS AND LAUGH WHEN I REVEAL THAT 
WE TRULY HAVE GOT HIM CRUCIFIED UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS BOMBER 
JACKET ON AND A SIGN ABOVE HIM THAT SAYS "B.O.O.M!"
(3) FEED HER TALL STORIES ABOUT ALL OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 
PARADING THEMSELVES BEFORE ME, MY BANK ACCOUNT AND HOW YOU 
SHOULD ON NO ACCOUNTS ever FUCK WITH JIM MORRISON'S PROPHECIES 
ABOUT THE THOUSAND WOMEN - ESPECIALLY TODAY.
**

The point here is that people make their own choices. I think 
you will find that I am lethal in more ways than one when it 
comes to the delicate subject of my finances. 

On the subject of ever becoming my wife Jodie only has herself 
to blame. I invite her to become my friend but I shall never 
have physical sex with her or any other woman on Earth for that 
matter.

Please note that the "consentual sex" between Jodie and the U.S. 
President was feigned not real. I have made this permanent 
decision based entirely on the state of my finances.

If you are reading this now then you have probably just been in 
the close communication of Mayday Hospital and you have just 
heard about the hell raising powers of my website ... :)

Will someone kindly shoot that guy playing the musical 
instruments below?
This is flouting Council rules and he's been doing it for months 
and I just feel he deserves it.
Thank you.

From: Marie 
To: Richard Warwick 
Subject: I dont like you!!! 
Date: Wed Oct 22 17:33:54 2003 
Message:
SKUM FUCK
-------------------------------------

Think about it you ass!!! I didnt write that and you believe 
everyone who writes like me! Do I believe half what is written 
which looks like you lol.. NO! I wonder sometimes but then say 
oh F....It..
You may be deranged but it doesnt matter to me one way or the 
other!!!!
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Well who are you then?

Here are some of my principal aliases: Secret Agent, Seth, Dead 
Dude, Helen of Troy, Luthor, Richard Warwick [my real name] 
Satan Christ, Satan, Jesus [I am] ..... and ... Merlyn! ;)

For reasons of my financial condition and the fact that nobody 
is paying me for Divine Services I have decided to exit this 
life exactly how I entered it.
Now if I were you I would just get on with it and credit my 
account because it's the time principle and the fact that I 
should be a very wealthy man and I am not presently or yesterday 
or last month or we get the idea ..
Therefore I have made the decision no to provide any sperm 
samples ever. Also the implication of having any stolen and used 
for financial gain by IVF doctors on Harley Street is morally 
reprehensible. This is because the implication is that they are 
sending children to their execution if such is the case.
You people should act slightly more responsibly when it comes to 
financing the highest ascensional soul ever.
Fix it now!!

I realise that many people are frightened in the local area 
because they have heard about some recent executions at Croydon 
Council. One example are the workers at the D.H.S.S. Please rest 
assured that though I am not particularly impressed by the 
standard of service, it would not appear that they have done 
anything malicious with my money. I do however object to 
statements to the effect that I could be a fraud. You should 
think long and hard before making statements like that and you 
should also consider the possibility that I am in full 
employment. It is probably true that more people will be 
executed but I will do this judiciously. I do not therefore want 
Osama Bin Laden killing the Prime Minister or parliament right 
yet thank you. It is important that we obtain a proper 
assessment of parliament's failure to financially assist the 
presence of the new messiah in Britain before making life or 
death decisions.

The Digweed trust is to the tune of a million pounds Sterling 
and it is funds made available to Jesus as an incentive for his 
return. This money was not made available to the relatives of 
the late Ernest Digweed of Portsmouth and though the idea of 
getting me accident insurance is awfully sweet I think they 
should consider getting their own. Now. I was inhibited from 
getting that money by the public trustee Mr M E Mills during the 
summer. He should perhaps have considered acting on my behalf 
because that's his job. Instead he ran contrary so I am 
executing him today. Thank you to the Police again.

There is however the little issue of whether those funds are 
still available today and who could have been responsible for 
withdrawing them .... ;)

Hello Caroline too. How are you?
Why aren't you at the Mission? :))
I mean by the American Mission.
Wherever that is ... ;)

What are you doing operating my personal bugging equipment 
now? :)

Anyway, here's the deal.

THE DEAL OR A BUGGING EQUIPMENT ASSISTED, INTERNET DRIVEN AND 
ALSO VERBAL AGREEMENT ALL ROLLED TOGETHER WITH A TEN MILLION 
POUND CONTRACT TO SELL MY STORY TO THE HERALD TRIBUNE WHICH WAS 
PERFORMED ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO.
 
"Are you interested in obtaining half a million pounds from 
the "magically reappearing" Ernest Digweed funds?"

"Yes I am" said Julian "that could sort out the Sleazy Jet 
airplane ticket refund all in one go!"

"Oh Good. Try 2000 pounds Sterling into my [Solo] bank account 
tomorrow for the high court order and I'll see what I can do."

"Done!" said Julian.

From: om/cf 
To: Marie 
Date: Thu Oct 23 00:03:30 2003 
Message:
I am so glad to see that Jeb Bush, took matters into his own 
hands and made the State of Florida put that feeding tube back 
into that woman.
___________________________________________________

I agree. It's up to the 'collective family' as I see it, not 
just the husband. His legal team has made an effort to bar her 
family from a hospice she has been moved to last I heard. It's 
an ugly matter.

Sure seems the husband wants a death certificate real bad, 
insurance payolla maybe?
----------------------------------------

I was thinking the same thing! Insurance collecting asswipe of 
a husband. If he want's to move on, then why not just divorce 
her? Her family apears to me to be more than willing and 
capable of handling thier daughter than he is! I think parents 
should have more of a say so in whatever happens to thier 
daughter/son if a life threatening situation occurs. 
The "Spouse" just because they are married should not have all 
the say so, he didnt give birth to her!!!!! Why is it that when 
something drastic occurs to a person, they notify even the "Ex" 
Husband/Wife first, before anyone else? I would think the 
people who made her in the first place deserve and have a right 
to have a say so in her well being! And by the photographs I 
have seen, she is clearly awake, and visibly happy to see her 
mom at least when she visits her. She clearly has a smile on 
her face! I have seen NO pictures of the husband at all, let 
alone visiting her! She doesnt appear to be a vegetable to me, 
she responds, trys to talk to her mom, and is genuinely happy 
to see her. Vegitative state to me seems like they have NO 
brain activity, cannot exist without all forms of life 
preserving equipment, and no brain activity at all! Now that 
would be different. But coherant, awake, responding, seems to 
me like if you were to deny her food and water, it would be 
murder. I am glad Jeb Bush stepped in. And I hope no permenent 
damage has been done. 

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: Marie 
Date: Thu Oct 23 14:44:48 2003 
Message:
From: Marie 
To: Richard Warwick 
Subject: I dont like you!!! 
Date: Wed Oct 22 17:33:54 2003 
Message:
SKUM FUCK
-------------------------------------

Think about it you ass!!! I didnt write that and you believe 
everyone who writes like me! Do I believe half what is written 
which looks like you lol.. NO! I wonder sometimes but then say 
oh F....It..
You may be deranged but it doesnt matter to me one way or the 
other!!!!
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-
Well who are you then?

Here are some of my principal aliases: Secret Agent, Seth, Dead 
Dude, Helen of Troy, Luthor, Richard Warwick [my real name] 
Satan Christ, Satan, Jesus [I am] ..... and ... Merlyn! ;)

---------------------------------------------

I am Marie freak!!!
And am I supposed to be impressed with the fact that You are 
mental? I already knew you were! I dont give a rats ass how 
much you ramble on! If you want to make this your life so be it!

I am Marie freak!!!
And am I supposed to be impressed with the fact that You are 
mental? I already knew you were! I dont give a rats ass how 
much you ramble on! If you want to make this your life so be it!
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I'd say in response that you are being investigated for criminal 
behaviour by the F.B.I. Look around for them.

Gets 'em every time. ;)

"You await my instructions?"
Here they are.
I want you to take out Blair.
Have a nice evening. :)

P.S. Blair's in the vicinity in his car with the amplifying 
equipment right now.
But will he come back again?

I have seen *The Last Flight of the Concorde* effect!! Or take 
your blueprints and shove 'em. LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: Marie 
Date: Thu Oct 23 19:37:57 2003 
Message:
I am Marie freak!!!
And am I supposed to be impressed with the fact that You are 
mental? I already knew you were! I dont give a rats ass how 
much you ramble on! If you want to make this your life so be it!
----------------------------------------------------------------
-
I'd say in response that you are being investigated for 
criminal 
behaviour by the F.B.I. Look around for them.

Gets 'em every time. ;)


--------------------------------------------

Well goodie!!! 
I suspect everyone that post's on this website are being 
watched and scrutinized by the F.B.I. I will make sure I look 
around for black helocopters, and odd looking cars though :)
And just leave Tony Blair alone would ya? I mean you already 
made his heart go pitter patter!!

Tony Blair is dead. I just had him shot. 
Quoting:
"Here's your tarot card - Death."

I have seen the *and now we are going to shoot Merlyn* effect!!

You did not shoot Tony Blair dufuss!! And what on earth does 
Merlyn have to do with this?

Why are you so worried about Merlyn?
Kinda like sucking your own cock, isn't it?

All that dumb crap you write is so fuckin queer, your on this 
site constantly, you are 1 sorry ass mother-fucker, 
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCH


   RICHARD WARWICK IS A LOSER!!!!!!

No its like you sucking my big strong bald throbbing purple 
headed meat monster, OH YA, cum and get some  ;)  **  yes I am 
Satan :)

She doesnt appear to be a vegetable to me, 
she responds, trys to talk to her mom, and is genuinely happy 
to see her.


I,I,I,eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdd
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Is THAT normal talk to you?
From the infuckingbred place you're from, everyone acts like 
that, so you're unable to tell the difference.

I will spread my butt cheeks for her mom right in front of her.

All that dumb crap you write is so fuckin queer, your on this 
site constantly, you are 1 sorry ass mother-fucker, 
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCH



No, YOU are 1 sorry ass mother-fucker, Marie!
Nearly every single one of your posts is moronic, with you 
spouting off information that is incorrect, coming off as a 
psychopathic dyslexic dipshit, with an attention deficit 
disorder.

I agree with Big City

 Get em Big City

 You are so logical in your thinking!! 

Big City needs to fuck my ass!

 Its warm and pleasing ;)

how does it smell ?

It smells like penis sex, and cum, why?

I'll be willing to bet that if you pulled the plugs on that 
woman, she'd be the best fuck you could ever ask for, what with 
all that thrashin around and everything...you know it?

I just hope you wash your fists after having had them up Elton 
john's arse!

Mary, one million to be credited to my A/C today or else "in 
this moral drama" we're going without you. Don't make the same 
mistake you keep making over and over because this is the last 
address if you fail yourself again.

Julian, two thousand pounds today would be very much 
appreciated. Thank you.

Dear Herald Tribune, I am looking forward to this but require 
the cheque within two days discluding this one. In the 
eventuality that a cheque is not received then the sale will 
automatically be passed to the Chicago Tribune for five million.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Goodnight!

May Allah be with you! :)
You will be missed but hell for 72 virgins - I'm game! LOL!!
Your alternative or secondary military target for the day is the 
Defence department building or similiar.
Make sure you kill the rich bastards too.
Please leave out MI6 because they're guarding me (from you:) and 
one of them has a couple of colleagues there who owe him money 
still.
Thank you.

May Allah be with you! :)
You will be missed but hell for 72 virgins - I'm game! LOL!!
Your alternative or secondary military target for the day is the 
Defence department building or similiar.
Make sure you kill the rich bastards too.
Please leave out MI6 because they're guarding me (from you:) and 
one of them has a couple of colleagues there who owe him money 
still.
Thank you.
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I realise that it was on too short a notice.
Anyway, for now I have decided that we should keep parliament 
alive.

Excuse me but if you can't get that music to stop then the 
spiritual effects can be literally lethal to those responsible 
for stopping this sound.

Thank you for your time. I appreciated the conversation and 
especially our considerations about the future. I look forward 
to receiving the advance.

To all christian The Bible say to pray for our enemys we will 
hear of war and rumors of war but fear not for thhese thing 
must come to past. What we must do is pray for these people 
that they find jesus before it's to late. 9/11 was just a wake 
up call for christians and nochristian. The book of Daniel and 
the book of revalations tell us whats going to happen and what 
we should do' time is drawing near and we must be ready.

You did not shoot Tony Blair dufuss!! And what on earth does 
Merlyn have to do with this?
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My mistake - I had shot Liam Neeson. [Then his dad or someone.]
I do however feel that Jodie Foster's obsession with playing 
Princess Leia was beginning to get out of hand ..

Last night i put on my addidas and i ran real fast, then i met a 
guy and he smacked my faggot ass.

The book of Daniel and 
the book of revalations tell us whats going to happen and what 
we should do' time is drawing near and we must be ready.
_____________________________________________________

I'm not altogether sure what those books suggest, but I'm 
stocking up on JACK Daniels...amoung other things.

For all the people who fight aganst war you are young and have 
no idea what war brought a lot of nations out of and for those 
who know why are you sitting on all that knowledge pretending 
that you don't know whats going on share what you have . Let 
the young people know old as the old who have forgotten that it 
took war to free a nation from slavery ,and another from having 
to kill their baby girls because they were not boy babies, and 
another nation so that the women did't have to get their 
genatials cut off for religious perposese. I am glad these 
things are no more. 

Don't forget to kill the security of 1:20 a.m. Oct 25 03.

I want security out of here for the rest of the night and day - 
in fact just fuck off forever!!
You can't do the simplest thing for me like shut down some music 
which is obviously annoying me so get lost!!
E.O.C.

Some critical issues of security will be examined and reexamined 
at a later date. In the meantime I have a car periodically 
circling the block. I am keen to see where things worked and 
where they did not and the reasons why.

Neighbors cranking music at 2 am should be made to see the error 
of their ways. Kill them immediatly.

WOOF  WOOF  GROWL  WOOF WOOF W O O F  WOOF  WOO WOOO WOOO  W O O 
O O F!!

I know it's late and all, but I have this thing for you. I want 
you. I need you. I dont want to let you go.

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **THE NEW YORK TRIBUNE EDITORS** 
Subject: **WORLD'S FIRST EXCLUSIVE** 
Date: Fri Oct 24 19:20:04 2003 
Message:
Thank you for your time. I appreciated the conversation and 
especially our considerations about the future. I look forward 
to receiving the advance.
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I am very sorry but you did not stick to your side of the 
bargain which was to offer me an advance of one million pounds 
BY this morning. It is now 9:13 AM. I am therefore selling a 
first section of "my story" to another set of bidders - 
though "The Herald Tribune" and "The Chicago Tribune" should 
feel free to make offers. Otherwise I'll just write it all up on 
a website and you won't sell papers. You should all in my 
opinion stop playing blind man's buff with my finances because 
the day of reckoning in court is none too far away in the 
distance ... 

******NEW MOON TODAY - BUST UP WITH ILLNESS - DAY 3******

From: A child of GOD 
To: unknowledgeable 
Subject: life 
Date: Fri Oct 24 19:37:24 2003 
Message:
For all the people who fight aganst war you are young and have 
no idea what war brought a lot of nations out of and for those 
who know why are you sitting on all that knowledge pretending 
that you don't know whats going on share what you have . Let 
the young people know old as the old who have forgotten that it 
took war to free a nation from slavery ,and another from having 
to kill their baby girls because they were not boy babies, and 
another nation so that the women did't have to get their 
genatials cut off for religious perposese. I am glad these 
things are no more.----------------------------------------------

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Very funny post! 

Can know where is available copies of Chemico Biological 
Interactions off Gavin Esler.
He confirms the television transmitter ability that I have and 
the corresponding effect on live TV camera views.

He has also got genealogy charts that I could be interested in.

I feel we should let the people of Iraq and the Arab world 
decide. Americans can stay on the side lines with it Allies. Let 
the Arab nation help rebuilt Iraq. I am surprised with the 
little amount of money these Arab and muslims world (is 
sponsoring for the rebuilding).

Have a UN team to handle all money pouring into Iraq. Hold those 
responsible of blowing up infrastructure for the rebuilding of 
Iraq like oil tank, bridges and etc. So that when these things 
happen people around the world will know who is responsible for 
obstructing the rebuilding if Iraq. Monitor the movement of the 
Arab nations sponsoring terrorists from outside. Pressure their 
goverment to work fighting these radical muslims

American has done enough. Now is for them to go back and protect 
themselves and work with world leaders to fight terrorism in 
smaller scale than a war. These terrorists guerilla war. So let 
each individual country use their own inteligence with the 
cooperation of US to fight them. America alone cannot fight them 
all.

If US were to stay in Iraq, they have to put up a very strong 
law on weapon or else they would be fighting the same war as the 
middleast.

Leave the muslims world to realize what can be done in a 
peaceful ways. Part of Malaysia premier outgoing speech are 
useful but the main heading was wrong In treating Jews as their 
enemy. How can the Jews fight the muslims. It is the muslims 
that do not want the Jews to be around.

Anyway it is Sunday and I going to church to pray for all at war 
Yes, muslims included, which our priest and leaders always ask 
us to pray for. God Bless you all.

This message board/blog wannabe consists predominantly of two 
types of posts. The first is the long-winded post. This is the 
post that either serves as narrow minded propaganda, or as spam. 
The second type is the brief post. This is the "to-the-point" 
type of post (assuming that the poster HAS a point).
  Unfortunately, these posts all too often contain such 
witticisms as "you are a pole smoker", or "fuck you pussy". What 
appeared at first to be a worthwhile message board has morphed 
into a political equivalent of the Lilith Fair. God Help us all.   
                            

I'd kick your ass, but there's no glory in easy targets. Bitch.    
                       
            

I'd kick your ass, but there's no glory in easy targets. Bitch.
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It's either Tourette's or Creutzfeldt Jakob disease in my 
opinion. What's yours?

Just guess what has come back to haunt you all?

Former Conservative Government agricultural policies.

According to current best estimates there is up to a 60% rate of 
C.J.D. amongst the non-vegetarian human populace in some parts 
of the country and around 50% overall. 

I guess you better pray Jesus might want to help you.

Problem is you've kept him out of cash funds and have denied him 
i.e. me, out of appropriate material resources all year long. 
This was your idea of FUN well just chew on the hard facts and 
look what you done! HA!!

Many of you might as well just get ready to die ....

The question is: who ya gonna leave your money too?
Well who, punk?

I have seen the *I am the sad stingy fuck at the golf club and 
with the B.M.W. who has seen the zero Vs. 1000 girls and I got 
C.J.D.* effect!!

I predict a 40% mortality rate. :)

:)
Well?

This is a *lunation* I have done for you. I have also done a 
mobile out of bits of wire and thread. I hope you enjoy them. 
Love, Helen
XOXOXOXOXO

(((:))) (((:)) (((:) (((: ((: (: : :) :)) :))) (:))) ((:))) ...

I have seen the *poisoned letter* effect!!

http://www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/default.asp

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

The population of England [we are not going to consider the 
entire United Kingdom here] is according to the census 49138831 
or about forty nine million.

According to this link:

http://www.timeout.com/hsbc/london/vegetarian.php

about 5% of the population class themselves as vegetarian or 
avoiding red meat. Because of the numbers of British residents 
who do not eat beef due to their religion is an appreciable 
number, we shall add 3% to the 5% to obtain the figure of 8% of 
the population as representing the group who "are not 
susceptible to C.J.D."

If we take the figure 49138831 and divide by one hundred we 
obtain one percent of the population.
It therefore follows that if we take the figure 491388.31 and 
multiply by eight and subtract that figure from the 100% figure 
of 49138831 we have approximately calculated the group who "are 
susceptible to C.J.D."

In fact we obtain the figure 45207725.

Now, because of the density of population in the South East we 
shall have the overall rate of C.J.D. incidence at 52% 
approximately.

52% of 45207725 is simply calculated as 23508017 or about twenty 
three million people in England and that is the rate of 
incidence amongst the ongoing sample studies.

I suppose that if "De'ath truly does become Helen" and the 
mortality rate is 40% then about 9403207 or approximately nine 
and a half million people in England alone will succumb to this 
disease by the end of 2004.

N.B. The rate of incidence would be higher in the North simply 
because there are proportionally less vegetarians in the ratio 
100:83 approximately.

I am now in a bugfree environment. J. has got the feed.
Mortician blues? I've made it my hobby!

Thank you for the important reconfirmation of the figures of CJD 
incidence. It is in my opinion (and has been requested) that 
unless there is something of similiar importance to report then 
to refrain for now i.e. such being the case right now. 
Alternatively, if there is information I feel I need then I 
could try posting here for example - I'll work out something 
better later on.

Sorry Lucina - got forbidden. Thx anyways.

Mortician blues - Hmmm. Wiltshire?

*At 72, I am now in a bugfree environment. No I am not!* :)

Periodical checking is occurring. Plz cease (until) further 
notice. I have been advised to post this up to obtain the ideal 
conditions. The point is that I am now back to a state of mind 
that cannot produce a risk to my person.

J.'s setup: periodical checking plz - say once per 2 hours 
during sleep (try losing the image completely plz and amplify 
the sound of breathing recorded for 30 secs a time.) Plz lose 
image and sound completely during the stuff on C4 shortly. I am 
absolutely satisfied that her medical condition is confined 
mostly to her eyes and that they are no longer getting 
progressively worse but have stabilised. Also, I am completely 
satisfied that the rest of her mental and physical states do not 
place her at risk after having assessed at length.

Thank you.

WHEN WILL IT CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF THE FAGGOT USGAYA, WHEN OM/CF?
 TALK AT ME GIRLFRIEND, HOWIT BE HANGIN? HAY HELEN FUCK YOUR 
SELF :) OF TROY THAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Welcome back WALTER, thank god, now maybe you will shut these 
fuckers up, like you know how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL!

God bless you :)

Thanks for proving my point. You make it SOOOOOO easy!  :)       
                    

If you are provided with services then you must pay for them 
given that a deal has been struck beforehand. for legal 
purposes, it does not particularly matter how such a deal has 
been struck as long as both parties are agreed. Written 
contracts are better than say witnessed verbal agreements to 
this effect. Furthermore, if a time limit for payment has been 
settled and this is not adhered to then the deal will fall 
through. However, in the case that the service(s) (a) has 
already been provided (b) has been provided in part, then the 
payments are legally binding whether they are actively pursued 
or not.

I said I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'e not Walter. And we all know it.

Email:

rwarwick@croydononline.org  (preferred)

dravenport@yahoo.com

richard.warwick@blueyonder.co.uk

Tel: 020 8239 7552  (though mostly online so email 1st)

Address: 72, Mayday Road 
Thornton Heath
CR7 7HL
Surrey
U.K.

yes i am Walter, fart face

I am sorry things didn't work out. The problem is that I need 
money and I have made huge efforts to make some but no matter 
which way I turn it never happens. It is a living nightmare 
(that has been going on most severely for a year) in which you 
do not figure. You seem to believe that I should earn money and 
in the meantime that I should not have any (and be in debt). 
This sounds like you wish to put your beliefs in front of my 
authority and I will not accept that ever. I offered you 
solutions but you did not want to heed me. It would seem to me 
that you figure you know best and cannot persuade yourself that 
I may be right and that you may be wrong and to act thereupon. 
And that - in my opinion - is why the situation is currently as 
it is. You are pertinently one amongst others who put the world 
on hold.

Some of that wording is not too great. Sorry. Hell, I don't care 
who reads this I just want to say that if you consider the 
complete inability for people e.g. from the media, to contact me 
by telephone or email to be "en par" with the inability to 
obtain finances then you would have better understanding of the 
nature of the phenomenon that is affecting me and others around 
me so profoundly. You can see it as a spiritual disturbance. You 
can also see it as the inability for people to act. You are 
supposed to know how to act. You get given a script and you are 
supposed to adhere to that by and large. Well I am informing you 
of what the nature of the script is and I am suggesting that you 
cast all your own opinions about its quality and learn to act 
the lines. 

HOW TO OBTAIN MONEY FROM RICH HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES

Opening scene: Jodie, a hollywood actress, gets out of her car 
in the nasty little car park and confidently walks over to 
number 72 Mayday Road and deposits into the letterbox a cheque 
for 2 million pounds (cashable in any London Suburb and you 
could probably try your luck in town too.) Dress? irrelevant.

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Well, well, well...We see the "religion of pieces" getting 
Ramabomb off to an explosive start, as usual. And to think we 
hemed and hawed a few short years back whether or not to drop 
bombs on these maggots. When in doubt, whip it out, and kill 
every fucking one of the cockroaches. I think that's now 
official military policy; if not, it should be.

Let's see, the Zombies bomb the Red Cross...THE FUCKING R E D  C 
R O S S!! With a Red Cross ambulance no less - Palestinian style 
points awarded by Arafish. Then they target police stations in a 
feeble attempt to further the lawlessness in Iraq. I say feeble 
because the zombies done fucked up and a couple of their car 
bombs didn't get to go BOOM and low and behold, at least one 
Syrian was taken into custody, well, after he was properly 
ventilated.

All in all, a good job was done by U.S. forces and the Iraqi 
police in these attacks and more importantly, before the 
attacks. None of the vehicles got as close to the buildings as 
the Zombies had wished and no doubt prayed to Allah for and the 
casualty numbers where lower than they could have been - so 
Allah kinda fucked 'em, heheheheeee.

Sorry Facts Finder but I cannot agree on turning Iraq over to 
the pissy pants U.N. Not in the middle of a WAR. Obviously these 
attacks are directly aimed at stopping progress in Iraq and in 
fact were aimed more at Iraqis than at coalition forces. The 
enemy has made it clear they will stop at nothing (including 
killing Iraqi civilians purposly) to make sure the coalition 
fails in its mission. This is unacceptable and would do nothing 
but bolster the confidence of terrorist organizations worldwide. 

I think Baby Assad in Syria is about to get his ass spanked 
BIGTIME real soon. He is harboring terrorists and giving the 
clear passage into Iraq while ordering (IDF intercepted 
communications) the Hezbollah to fire missles into Israeli 
settlements in Golan. The dumbfuck is pinched and he should know 
damn well his Arab brethren ain't gonna help out Syria when the 
shit hits the fan. First one to Damascas wins!!

Yes I do agree with you on some points, What I meant was why 
waste our time, people and money, when their own is not helping 
much.

Yes these people are killing their own kind(is that Jihad), just 
to disrupt the rebuilding. Aren't they selfish. Why can't they 
see that bad side of Saddam and his sons and give Iraq a chance 
to rebuild itself.

Was saw on TV last about the interesting place in Egpht. It is 
so nice. They are also muslims, the women are not cover up, 
there are lots of night life and resort.

Religion is all inside us. It is our own individual behaviour 
and the love of God that teaches us to love other and treat 
every human as God creation. Enjoy what God has given us through 
science and technology but always remember his teaching.

God bless

I don't have time to shove my ranch boots up sore faggot muzzie 
asses for now.
But I would like to share this website with the free thinking 
world to see the Evil of Islam.

http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm

http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm
http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm
http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm

Warning!! I am going to (probably) join the British Police Force 
shortly in the capacity of "detective."

You heard it here first ...

I don't have time to shove my ranch boots up sore faggot muzzie 
asses for now.
But I would like to share this website with the free thinking 
world to see the Evil of Islam.

http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm
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Tell us about your latest film Arnie ... :)
[For the uninitiated the poster really is Arnold Schwarzenegger.]

* ... THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA WENT AWAY ... *

Islam is not intrinsically evil in my opinion. Should one 
conclude that "algebra" is evil? The accusation is irrelevant ..

I am mad at u because u lied to me.

suck me richard of troy ? you like it and i know it.

Provided we can ENSURE that the D.N.A. collations are not used 
for misproprietry purposes then I tentatively give the software 
and similiar the go ahead - though bear in mind the original 
statement.

Why hello there Boys & Girls! :)
How are we tonight?
Good! :)
I've decided on a new move which I think you will find is 
extremely popular with the general populace.
Wanna hear what it is?

...... Ok. I am going to tell you anyways:

If you work in any of the following institutions then pay 
attention because you might wind up dead.

It goes like this.

(a) Did you personally or in collusion with others (more likely) 
wilfully messed with my finances?

(b) Did you stand by and you consider that you were in a 
position where you could have made a real difference to the 
actions of the people that form (a)?

(c) Did you find yourself aware of the state of my finances but 
for your own miserly selfish reasons decided not to provide me 
with any?

(d) Do you earn in excess of 27000 pounds Sterling/Annum?

(e) Do you work for any of the following?

(1) D.H.S.S.
(2) Croydon Council
(3) Government Politicians & Whitehall
(4) MI5/MI6
(5) B.B.C.
(6) Inland Revenue

NB I am not including the Metropolitan Police because they are 
the ones who will carry out the executions.

You do to (a) and/or (b) and/or (c) and (d) and (e)?

Then we might well be executing you. :)

Please note however that I will be judicious and there will be 
no mass executions.

However, here's your ticket out of it:
That's right, my bank details again ...

Halifax Cardcash SOLO (0.25% interest rate :)
Mr. R. J. Warwick
Sort Code: 110219
A/C # 00583674

You can stick 33.33% of your annual salary in there.

Just a little hitch though. :)
It seems there must be a cut off point somewhere ....
Exactly how much can you stick in a Halifax Cardcash SOLO 
account?

Since you like playing games I declare "Game on!" 
11 P.M. October 28 2003

By the way I am now attempting to recruit myself into the Police 
Force in a detective role. I'm filling in the forms right now. I 
have some definite ideas about what I want to do but just guess 
what is my new hobby?

You are in disgrace and you are both fired.
Will someone be kind enough to leave their affairs at reception 
for collection tomorrow morning?
Thank you.

You probably already know about the last 5 or so posts werent 
me with my name on them!
Anyway,
I must disagree also with giving control of anything in Iraq to 
anyone else except the Iraqi's when all is said and done!
But you have to remember, the Iraqi's of today have to be 
trained to take over thier own country, because they only knew 
Saddam, and the older ones are dead and buried in the mass 
graves. And I swear to God, if there was ever a time to use 
that 21,000 lbs bomb that we never got to use, I would drop 
that son of a bitch right in that Suni-Triangle area where the 
terrorists are comming from, if we wouldnt catch hell from the 
rest of the Country and World now for that matter! Fuck winning 
the hearts and minds of the Iraqi's for the moment, let's seal 
off the borders, SATURATE the Country with Soldiers (A quick 
drop in and out-with thee exception of the regular troops) and 
dissarm every mother fucker we find! Go through the fucking 
tunnels and blow them to kingdom come, and bomb the ever loving 
shit out of Syria!!!! I think that's what Rumsfield meant when 
he said "We werent dealing enough devestating blows" at the 
moment to stop this shit! There was a time when everyone was 
afraid to attack the USSR, or the US, because they knew what 
was going to happen. Well we have reached that point again. 
Just without the USSR part. We are being to god damn soft, and 
since we have taken over that hellhole sure we are rebuilding, 
and the kids, and the infastructure, and pipelines, and all 
that shit, and no I dont want to harm what we have already 
fixed up, but I am PISSED!!!!!
If we wanted every terrorist organization there ever was, there 
in Iraq, WE GOT THEM!!! NOW would be a good time to take them 
out, do our thing, or however the Military puts it. I have no 
clue what the actual plan is, maybe they (Our Government) knew 
this was going to happen, and we havent yet seen the worst that 
WE can do yet! But they are gathering fast and furious, and 
stepping up thier attacks on us, and innocent Iraqi's. But we 
need to scare the absolute shit out of those who are taking pot 
shot's, and planting remote control bombs, and mines, and 
suicide assholes, and make them sorry as hell they ever fucked 
with the United States of America!!!! ONLY then will all this 
shit STOP!!! Then again maybe they (Our Government) have a 
different plan in mind that will work besides practically 
nuking thier fucking asses!! If they do, it sure would be nice 
to see them work it. Because this shit is getting old! And 
worse! If they have a plan to get rid of this terrorist shit 
that has gathered there where I expect they had an inckling it 
would, I would LOVE to see them put it into place!!! Either way 
Syria has got to go.....And Iran too for that matter....
 

Quoting: "(d) Do you earn in excess of 27000 pounds 
Sterling/Annum?"
i.e. before tax.

Should one include earnings from other money spinners outside 
your occupation?
This is up to you but your principal salary suffices. Note 
however that if you include earnings outside your main salary 
then you are not giving other people a fair chance.

What is the upper limit of a Halifax CardCash account?
I don't honestly know. When I type search terms in all I get 
back is information on exceeding your authorised overdraft limit 
not on the upper limit for the account. I do however expect that 
it could not exceed about 5 million pounds Sterling.

http://www.policecouldyou.co.uk/apply/

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

It's funny but it reminds me of ..

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You Ass!!! This site doesnt accept html!!!

<a href="http://www.afghan-government.com/"><font 
color="FF000><font size="6"><u>LOL!</u></font></a>

Richard,

  How long have you been posing as a woman?     
                         

From: Earl E. Byrd 
To: Helen of Troy 
Date: Wed Oct 29 01:23:35 2003 
Message:
Richard,

How long have you been posing as a woman?   
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Do you mean how long have I been posing as a woman or how long 
has the Holy Spirit been posing as a woman? Clarify.

So you really thought that at this late stage you would charge 
me money?
You're dead.
It's called a bullet through the back of your head.


Other news. By the way people I have finished filling in the 
police recruitment forms and I await a response. I'm always keen 
to help swell the numbers in areas where recruitment initiatives 
are proving difficult but the motive is good ... :)

Just fuck off with it.
Now you either credit that A/C or I will potentially be naming 
you tonight ..
You'll be dead very shortly after that.

It is my considered opinion that nobody within those categories 
will credit my account today. They wouldn't do it even to save 
their own souls. I suppose they don't have any then. Maybe there 
will be exceptions - we'll see. In the meantime I reckon 
that "the bloodbath" is on ..

Have a nice time in Hell.

We understand that this has something to do with your 
finances ... :)

***IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY TO WORK FOR GOD. IT IS YOUR 
RESPONSIBILITY TO ENSURE THAT I DO.***

I think the point is this: all of those people in Government 
know all about me but are such complete ASSES that they will not 
help me. Do we really want them upon the face of the planet? No. 
Simple answer. Some people want to know about the B.B.C. In 
essence, it is the same thing but in fact the point of my 
finances is rammed home to them far more clearly. How is this 
accomplished? Essentially, electronic transmitters also act as 
receivers to some extent and vice versa. Through the 
transmitting power of my television (any will do) I am able to 
act as a medium for a connection between the World of the Divine 
and the physical world and appear before newsreaders say in the 
television studios within a television camera itself just like 
with a web cam (but a better refresh rate:). In essence, the 
screening has to be live and I have to switch the television on. 
In contrast, I suspect that many people that bore witness to me 
are dead. The fact is that I am relayed all over the world via 
satellites and have been doing so all year. At the B.B.C. they 
have been recording me with cinema reel. There is some expense 
involved ... :) I suppose it never struck home to them that I 
intended to appear on the other side of the cameras but why the 
B.B.C. and why do the Police get out scot free compared say to 
MI5/MI6? Essentially, it is a karma issue but consider the 
motivations for working for the Police in contrast for working 
for the B.B.C. by example.

We shall be dealing with the other terrestial stations later. 
Better get your receipt handy ...............................

I formally invite you to get busy at the bank today and apply 
for a loan if necessary. If you cannot produce a receipt that 
shows that it was at least your INTENTION to credit my account 
then we, the Police will shoot you - no questions asked.

Further: 

If you have got bad credit then just forget it - we'll deal with 
you later but again you must provide tangible proof. I strongly 
suggest that you carry this around with yourselves at all times 
along with some form of I.D. 

If you cannot get to your branch such is the thickening of the 
queues then just keep driving till you find one that provides 
you with that loan. Again, if there is any ostensible reason why 
you cannot perform this then we require the appropriate 
documentation which you must carry on you.

We have consulted and we have decided that sickness notes issued 
today will not be considered an acceptable reason for not 
providing the funds. You do realise that no doctor can be bought 
off over this because they know fully well that they'll be for 
the chopper too. If you are genuinely ill then I invite you to 
credit my account at a later date.

If you have tried everything and failed to credit my account 
today then you must provide say photographic proof of that 
closed bank branch in the countryside say along with photos of 
the car jams ... We will not be accepting excuses like "the 
capital is all wrapped up in my assets."

The deadline is purposefully tight because you bastards have 
been wasting my time all year. 

I have seen the *by and large we get the idea* effect!!

Jodie, just forget it. You have CJD. I understand that your 
behaviour is not going to be exemplary. As for funding your 
research .... well we get the idea.

We are removing the D.H.S.S. from the list.

We are removing the D.H.S.S. from the list. Yes, that's me. Even 
if it wasn't I would make allowances in this case only. 

I have had my recruitment statement read out and I am now 
officially a member of the British Police Force. I am very happy 
that my candidature was successful and I hope that I can do some 
things that will benefit people longer term. Thank you for the 
congratulations.

**WARNING!! THERE ARE VERY FEW POSITIONS THAT WILL BE 
CONSIDERED.**

Yes. :) I think you will find that things have got extremely 
competitive recently .........

There are a couple of bugs in the online software presently 
because it is still beta. Sorry about this - I expect that they 
will all be ironed out within a week or so. In the meantime I 
suggest that the easiest way around this for now is to get an ID 
with your email - go through the whole application page by page 
printing it out if applicable - and use a text editor or 
something like that to answer all the questions first. When you 
are satisfied with your responses then login again and use copy 
and paste to finally submit your application. If your local area 
says they are not recruiting don't let that prevent you from 
applying for that area because it is not actually a 
consideration in the recruitment process.

Anyway, here were some of my answers:

Q1 It is very important that police officers deliver an 
excellent service and develop good working relationships with 
members of the public. 
  Try to remember an occasion when you had to deal with someone 
who has been unhappy with the service they have been given, or 
who felt unhappy with the way they had been treated. If 
possible, use an example where you had contact with the person 
over a period of time or on a number of occasions in order to 
sort out the problem. 

(I) DESCRIBE THE SITUATION AND WHY YOU THINK THE PERSON WAS 
UNHAPPY [MAX 200 WORDS]
I used to have a neighbour who lived on the same street who 
though highly intelligent was unfortunately prone to a mental 
disorder on rare occasions. This guy did indeed harbour some 
strange beliefs and was at the time studying for a Phd in 
Philosophy (personally, I cannot see too much use in acquiring a 
degree like that but I suppose to each their own.) In my 
opinion, it was the fact of his intelligence and the fact of his 
mental disorder that he found the most difficult to reconcile 
and it was this that was making him so unhappy.

(II) TELL US EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID IN RESPONSE TO THEIR CONCERNS 
[MAX 200 WORDS]
During one of his hospitalisations I went to visit him a couple 
of times as an outpatient in the go-between of the hospital and 
society. There is nothing really to add here except that I found 
his condition to still be extremely poor (in my opinion) and 
that we went for a walk along a nearby river on one of the 
occasions.

(III) HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE PERSON WAS HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU 
DID FOR THEM? [MAX 150 WORDS]
He invited me to Neuchatel to meet his parents. I was at the 
time living in Geneva, Switzerland. It was a very old house in 
the centre of the town, the people and their welcome was superb 
and I enjoyed the overnight stay a great deal. Neuchatel is a 
very old Swiss town and a very interesting tourist attraction.

(IV) IF YOU HADN'T ACTED AS YOU DID, WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD 
HAVE BEEN THE LIKELY CONSEQUENCE? [MAX 150 WORDS]
The obvious one would have been that I would never have gone to 
Neuchatel. :)

Seriously though, if people are ill and you know them and you 
have the time, then go and visit them in hospital. Personally, I 
find hospitals somewhat morbid places and therefore I have never 
done this to a large extent. I think that with mental hospitals 
people generally get put off. The true consequence would have 
been one less visitor for a person in a desperate situation.


Q2 It is vitally important that police officers respect the 
lifestyle, culture or beliefs of others even if these differ 
significantly from the officer's own views. 
Think of an example of an occasion when you have shown respect 
for the lifestyle, culture or beliefs of someone, even though 
they differed significantly from your own and you may even have 
disagreed with them. 

(I) TELL US HOW THE SITUATION AROSE AND HOW YOU AND THE OTHER 
PERSON DIFFERED [MAX 200 WORDS]
I was in a park called "Le Jardin Anglais" when along came a 
group of 7th day adventists (not exactly this but quite 
similiar.)  It was the Summer and actually there were a number 
of charismatic denominations demonstrating there that day. In 
fact it was a Sunday in the Summer and superb weather. Strictly 
speaking I am an aetheist and in that sense I differed by a very 
wide margin in comparison to the religious beliefs of these 
people. One of them came over to me and asked me if I had ever 
met Jesus ... :)

(II) WHICH ASPECTS OF THE DIFFERENCE DID YOU FIND MOST DIFFICULT 
TO DEAL WITH? [MAX 150 WORDS]
The most irreconcilable difference was that this person seemed 
to take "The Book of Revelations"  in the New Testament 
literally. In other words, as far as he was concerned, the 
events described in this book were going to happen. The 
secondmost irreconcilable difference was that he seemed to 
believe that these events were about to happen anytime and 
sooner rather than later ... :) 

(III) HOW DID YOU ADAPT WHAT YOU DID TO ACCOUNT FOR HOW THE 
OTHER PERSON MAY HAVE FELT? [MAX 200 WORDS]
I went along to a Billy Graham live broadcast first. Then I went 
to this person's  church and I became a born again Christian on 
the bequest that if I did the reverend would treat me to a meal 
at McDonald's and drive me home (this he did.) I would then go 
to the church quite often for the Sunday masses and I used to go 
to prayer meetings too. It is perhaps peculiar that I decided to 
do this but I think the reason was that they were a nice enough 
bunch of people even if I didn't really share their beliefs.


Q6 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A 
POLICE OFFICER AND WHAT FIRST GOT YOU INTERESTED? [MAX 150 WORDS]
I have been seriously thinking about becoming a police officer 
since yesterday. However, let me assure you that 'serious' 
means 'serious'. What first got me interested was the 
realisation some years ago that a tiny minority of people were 
making people scared to go out or to work - that kind of thing. 
I also realised that due to their relatively limited numbers, 
that at least in theory it might be possible to lock most of 
them up. I say 'in theory' for I am also aware how at present, 
due to the judicial system, many of these criminals are right 
back in society committing crimes all over again when really 
they should remain behind bars.


Q7 WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF POLICE WORK? [MAX 200 WORDS]
(e.g. what do you expect to be doing, what effect do you expect 
the job to have on your social and domestic life, where do you 
see your career in the longer term?)

I do not see my career in the longer term being with the Police 
Force. However, I would expect to remain within their ranks for 
a very considerable time for I believe I could do no better than 
to serve my country in this way for now. I expect to be doing 
what I described in Q5. Since I am unmarried and because I am 
used to full time work, I cannot see any particular change to my 
social and domestic life with which I am not already familiar.


Q8 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO PREPARE FOR THIS APPLICATION? [MAX 200 
WORDS]
(Earlier forays into English language skills can in retrospect 
prove useful.)


There are various ways by which I prepared for this application -
 restfulness included - but for example, I have tried to keep 
myself physically and mentally fit for the task.  Precisely how 
this was achieved and the consequences of your recruiting me can 
only ever be experienced on a first hand basis ...

After some consultation we have come to the conclusion that some 
of the behaviour of people concerning my finances could well be 
down to having contracted CJD. We have been monitoring a few 
people that have contracted this illness and we know the 
symptomatology. Therefore we have decided to carry out a CJD 
test (checking for prions in the urine) before deciding whether 
we shall execute you or not as a final criteria.

Yes. We have decided that we don't need or want Government.

Bring on the Police Government!!

Or "Vote Police Government!!" LOL!!

This is the best yet. I've just had someone come over from 
Mayday Hospital asking me if I'd like a research grant and then 
exclaiming "I am very proud to announce that we've placed 20000 
pounds into your account for CJD research."

Aren't I lucky! :)

Without further ado the individual we immediately arrested and 
we've sent her off for a CJD test. Later on we'll be locking her 
up for interrogation later.

http://www.nanzarts.com/products.htm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

VERSION 5.00
Begin VB.Form Form1 
   Caption         =   "Halifax CardCash Program"
   ClientHeight    =   3180
   ClientLeft      =   60
   ClientTop       =   360
   ClientWidth     =   4680
   LinkTopic       =   "Form1"
   ScaleHeight     =   3180
   ScaleWidth      =   4680
   StartUpPosition =   3  'Windows Default
   Begin VB.TextBox Text3 
      Enabled         =   0   'False
      Height          =   375
      Left            =   2520
      TabIndex        =   2
      Text            =   "0"
      Top             =   1320
      Width           =   1815
   End
   Begin VB.TextBox Text2 
      Enabled         =   0   'False
      Height          =   375
      Left            =   2520
      TabIndex        =   1
      Text            =   "0"
      Top             =   840
      Width           =   1815
   End
   Begin VB.TextBox Text1 
      Height          =   375
      Left            =   2520
      TabIndex        =   0
      Top             =   360
      Width           =   1815
   End
   Begin VB.Label Label3 
      Caption         =   "Amount to Credit"
      Height          =   255
      Left            =   120
      TabIndex        =   5
      Top             =   1440
      Width           =   1455
   End
   Begin VB.Label Label2 
      Caption         =   "Tax deducted Salary (25%)"
      Height          =   255
      Left            =   120
      TabIndex        =   4
      Top             =   960
      Width           =   2175
   End
   Begin VB.Label Label1 
      Caption         =   "Input Salary"
      Height          =   255
      Left            =   120
      TabIndex        =   3
      Top             =   480
      Width           =   2055
   End
End
Attribute VB_Name = "Form1"
Attribute VB_GlobalNameSpace = False
Attribute VB_Creatable = False
Attribute VB_PredeclaredId = True
Attribute VB_Exposed = False
Option Explicit
' This is elementary software if you have VB 6.0 or similiar
' --- It may help you to avoid your imminent deaths ---
' Perhaps you are having problems with the concept of crediting 
me money?
' Well don't worry because I'm all yours! :)
' By the way, information sources would have a CardCash account 
with an upper level of 30000 pounds
' only in their opinion
Private Sub Text1_KeyDown(KeyCode As Integer, Shift As Integer)
Const TAXRATE = 25
Dim Salary, SalaryThird
Dim tmpInt As Integer
Dim tmpSng As Single

On Error GoTo ErrorHandler

If Asc(KeyCode) = 49 Then

   Salary = Text1
   ' Deduct tax: for this sample I shall simply choose 25% [you 
work out your own for 2003]
   Salary = Salary / 100 * (100 - TAXRATE)
   ' Calculate one third of the salary
   SalaryThird = Salary * (1 / 3)
  
   tmpInt = SalaryThird
   tmpSng = SalaryThird - tmpInt
   
   ' Round final figure up or down depending on the pence
   Select Case tmpSng
        Case Is = 0
           GoTo JumpOut
        Case Is < 0.5
           SalaryThird = SalaryThird - 1
        Case Is > 0.5
           SalaryThird = SalaryThird + 1
           ' Round up [as in Mathematics] in the case of a 50p 
remainder
        Case Is = 0.5
           SalaryThird = SalaryThird + 1
   End Select
   
JumpOut:
   
    ' Display the results and clear the input box
   Text2 = Salary
   Text3 = SalaryThird
   Text1 = ""
   
   If Salary < 27000 Then
      MsgBox "You do not need to credit the account" & vbCrLf _
      & "though you may do so if you feel inclined", _
      vbInformation + vbOKOnly, "Halifax CardCash Program"
   End If
   
End If

ErrorHandler:
End Sub

I've just tried it and the stagger sorted itself out in notepad. 
Try running and place an apostrophe in front of any lines that 
appear red. From the toolbar choose Project->Properties and for 
the Startup Object dropdown choose the form. It then runs 
fine! :)

I have seen the *He ain't joking about the chopper* effect!!

Also, don't use the Numpad - I didn't bother handling it.

Due to my infinite generosity I have decided to extend the time 
period till midnight.

I then declare open season with the bullets .....

Nah! Into the Government bomb shelter you go with some dog 
biscuits while we consider your futures more carefully.

Really, I think it is a question of potential overcrowding in 
the bomb shelter. These people are not cattle ...

Should they hand themselves in?

Dunno.

If people want to handle the KeyDown event properly and use the 
2003 tax rates under P.A.Y.E. and thus handle the tax 
calculation properly then please feel free. Personally I tire of 
such calculations. If you are going to e-mail an executable then:

(a) Ensure absolutely that the calculation is performed properly.
(b) Distribute the VB runtimes with the program so use Package & 
Deployment Wizard is best in my opinion.

I declare my code bug free excepting (a)

Whatever you do - don't panic. Take your existing savings 
INCLUDING the overdrafts and credit all of that tonight and you 
may credit the remainder tomorrow with your assets or similiar. 
If you don't we shall have them seized. Also don't try the 
hidden account act on us either. We know how to deal with that 
one already. Proof must be formal and so we are not going to 
accept print outs from web pages as proof of transfer. We 
require proper bank statements or similiar.

Martha Kearney
Jeremy Paxman
Hugh Edwards
Stephen Dorrell

We've arranged a knock on your respective doors gestapo style ..

Islam is not intrinsically evil in my opinion. Should one 
conclude that "algebra" is evil? The accusation is irrelevant
..............................................

WELL,WELL, SO WHAT'S THE RELATION BETWEEN ISLAM AND ALGEBRA? FOR 
YOUR INFORMATION; ISLAM FOUND ALGEBRA ALREADY AT INDIA , ALL 
ISLAM DID WAS TO SPREAD ALGEBRA TO OTHER COUNTRIES AS THEY 
PIGGED THEIR WAY LOOKING FOR ABUNDANCE AND WEALTH IN OTHER NON-
MUSLIM COUNTRIES, UNTIL THE GREAT CRUSADERS PUSHED THEM BACK TO 
NEAR ANNHILIATION BUT SADLY DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB.
ALL ISLAM BROUGHT TO MANY COUNTRIES IS A CURSE AND AN 
UNFORGIVING DESERT AND IGNORANCE IN THEIR TRAIL.
INSTEAD OF CRACKING SMART JOKES AND DEFENDING ISLAM , YOU MAY 
INVEST YOUR TIME WISELY BY VISITING THE WEBSITE I POSTED 
REGARDING EVIL OF ISLAM. AT LEAST YOU WILL SEE HOW YOUR 
SCIENTIFIC NON-EVIL ISLAM TREAT WOMEN.
BTW; WESTERN WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST DEFENDERS OF ISLAM IN THE 
WEST (AFTER THEM COMES THE LOWLY LEFTISTS!), DESPITE SEEING FOR 
THEMSELVES HOW ISLAM TREAT WOMEN. IT'S REALLY HYPOCRITICAL ON 
THE WESTERN WOMEN TO DEFEND SUCH A WOMEN-OPPRESSING EVIL CULT 
AND THEN COME AND ASK US FOR ALL SORTS OF EQUALITIES...MAKES ME 
WONDER , MAY BE WE ARE GIVING WESTERN WOMEN WAY TOO MUCH 
UNDESERVED LIBERTIES, AND AS THE SAYING GOES; WOMEN LOVE THOSE 
WHO ROUGHEN THEM UP.
GET YOUR PRIORITIES RIGHT HELEN..........
 

Muslim Girls TURN ME ON!

Men are in charge of women, because Allah has preferred men over 
women. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and 
ill-conduct, admonish them; banish them to their couches and 
beat them. 
 Holy Quran (4:34) 

If a man and a woman are alone in one place, the third person 
present is the devil. 
 The Prophet Muhammad 

These are days of moral decline and spiritual malaise for the 
West, what with compulsory lesbianism among grade-school girls, 
not to mention lotsa slobbering, sourpussed, clit-stapled, hairy-
pitted female bulldoggies who never resolved their daddy issues 
hanging around all the places where I like to buy coffee. 

There are no dykes in Afghanistan, and that's reason enough to 
move there. 

Chicks are ruining the West. Over here in this neck of the 
world, a sloppy Goddess Goulash stinks up the skies while the 
Middle East, with its well-endowed macho God, starts to smell 
like paradise. 

Wherefore art thou going, O wayward Western woman? 

The Western woman has become defiled. 

The Western woman has lost her soul amid the godless quest for 
mammon. 

The Western woman has gotten all uppity and stuff, always 
ordering the most expensive desserts when you take her out to 
dinner. 

The Western woman does not realize that there is no higher 
satisfaction for a woman than to please Allah. 

Here in the land of the Great Satan, we extol feminine character 
traits, and yet we still expect to win a war against our 
unflinchingly butch enemy. 

The man who falls prey to feminine wiles is no man at all. Those 
Muslims know that once you surrender your mighty natural-born 
male-warrior spirit to female charms, you become a pathetic, 
undignified cuckold. You become an unmanly lad. What s worse, 
you incur the wrath of Allah, who s really hard to deal with 
when he s pissed. 

Women have desires that have to be fully suppressed lest they 
lure the righteous believer into the pits of hell. Whorish 
immorality is the natural female state. Observe how the four-
year-old girl rubs her crotch up against the coffee table while 
you have guests over, and you ll agree with my premise here. 
Once a woman realizes she is capable of sexual pleasure, she 
becomes vexatious and troublesome to the righteous man. You get 
her started, and a few weeks later she s gobblin  chubby 
strangers  cocks in piss-encrusted truck-stop bathrooms, and 
that s not cool. That s not cool at all. 

Unlike the vaguely faggy virgin Jesus, the Prophet Muhammad was 
a stud-muffin. Hung like Allah, too, I ll bet. Here was a 
religious leader with a robust enjoyment of carnal delights. He 
liked  em young and tight. He liked  em old and loose. He 
liked  em, period. But he didn t like  em if they had their 
period,  coz that s disgusting. While the homo Christ chose to 
laze around with twelve other males, Muhammad plowed through at 
least a dozen wives, plus scads of hot, horny slave chicks. He 
married a six-year-old girl when he was 51. He died at 62 on the 
lap of a 17-year-old bride. A true pimp daddy, Muhammad was. The 
Original Gangsta. 

And his followers were nearly as burly as the Prophet himself. 
His cousin Ali wisely stated that "The entire woman is 
evil .Men, never ever obey your women .They complain of being 
oppressed when in fact it is they who oppress." Omar, Islam s 
second caliph, counseled Muslim guys to "Adopt positions 
opposite those of women. There is great merit in such 
opposition." Indeed, these were men of great wisdom and 
holiness. Righteous bro s. Ain t no fun if the homies can t have 
none! 

And I want some. I want some sultry Saudi sirens. Some cock-
hungry Kuwaiti cuties. A classy Pakistani lassie with a sassy 
chassis. 

The Muslim girl oozes mystery. She teases, tempts, and 
tantalizes. She keeps her mouth shut, too, or they ll cut off 
her tongue. All that repression is simply irresistible to me. 
Her delicious subservience. The way she does what she s told. 
The way she understands that all these rules are for her own 
good. Think of all the repression which has been crammed into 
her swarthy body. Think of all that coiled libidinal energy, a 
hundred times more pent-up than in the most guilt-stricken 
Catholic girl. Think of how fun it would be to fuck all that 
repression out of her. 

Suddenly I m transported to a harem tent filled with big fluffy 
pillows, hash-filled hookahs, and totally hot chicks in silk 
costumes who wanna blow me. A summery breeze floats in from the 
oil fields. The smell of cocoa butter and fig newtons 
intoxicates my nostrils. A big, sopping, matted, goat-herd shrub 
waits nestled between her legs. 

She s wrapped up like a mummy, peeking out from the slit in her 
burqa. I watch lustfully as it takes her four hours to get all 
those clothes off. I sniff her Islamic vagina. Tweak her Quranic 
nipples. Poke my finger inside her Middle Eastern anus. Go on a 
Crusade  tween her legs. Invade the Holy Land. A hummus-like 
paste forms between her thighs. When I finally insert my 
falafel, she shrieks with delight. 

Happy Arabian boners pop across the Middle East. Millions of 
brown, hairy nutsacks tighten in unison. Proud Muslim girls 
hoist their lovers  cocks like AK-47s. Muslim women   YES! ... 
Muslim women  NOW!   Muslim women   GROOVY!   Muslim women   
FUNKY FRESH! 

I want to take her home and tell her to do things. Vacuum that 
carpet, Muslim girl! Fetch me a hoagie and some cold lemonade, 
thou handmaiden of the One True Prophet! Keep your olive-colored 
bazooms tightly under wraps, Muslim girl. Stay in the house, 
Muslim girl. Stay ignorant. Stay preggers. Stay down. Down, 
girl, down! 

The word "Islam" translates literally as "submission." God wants 
us to keep the wimmens down with head scarves and 
clitoridectomies and ceaseless beatings. Shred and sew up their 
genitals in order to contain their relentless, meandering lust. 
Righteous men nod approvingly as Revolutionary Guardsmen 
disfigure the faces of women who ve worn makeup. Wives suspected 
of immorality are doused with gasoline and torched to a crisp. 
Thousands of randy Muslim bucks cheer and laugh as sin-stained 
women are herded into stadiums for public floggings. 

Islam offers several advantages for the believing man s 
enjoyment, almost all of them sexual. On Earth, a Muslim man can 
marry up to four wives at once. In heaven, he is greeted with a 
minimum of seventy-two submissive virgins poised to please him 
eternally seventy-two Muslim broads who never break a sweat, 
never age, never get their periods, and never tell you to take 
out the trash. In paradise, a man is given the sex drive of a 
hundred men. It s like Islamic Viagra! Lo! My Penis is ever 
High, Exalted, Great. 

The Holy Quran advises us: "Men, your wives are your tillage. Go 
into your tillage any way you want." I think that means the 
Hershey Highway is OK with God. If you were so inclined, you 
could probably get away with the Dirty Sanchez and the Dutch 
Oven, too. 

The more I hear about Islam, the more I like it. Islam is such a 
cool, violent, sexy religion! Islam rocks! Those Islams is good 
people. Those Muslims know how to keep their bitches in line! 

And I ask the nonbelievers what s so wrong with all of that? And 
I wonder are we really on the right side in this war? It is a 
war of gender philosophies that we re fighting, and we may be on 
the wrong side, dudes. The Western man would be wise to take a 
second look at Islam, if only for the chicks. 

Would you be willing to trade some of our cherished freedoms for 
the right to enslave and abuse women? When one ponders all the 
sexy perks offered to Muslim men, it becomes obvious why they re 
willing to die for their faith. 

The attack on the Twin Towers was intrinsically phallic in its 
symbolism. Woe unto the emasculated Western Man, mocked by his 
women as he drools and begs for sex. Woe unto the West, where 
women dominate and the culture falls apart. The West will fall 
because it is pussy-whipped. We may have the money and the 
technology, but we just don t have the starch in our shorts 
anymore. 

However the winds blow, the war on terrorism will be a good 
thing for the American male. If we win the war, we get their 
women. If we lose the war, we get to treat our women like they 
treat their women. Who s to complain?

http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm
http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm
http://www.ourenemies.org/World.htm

Richard of Troy has a split personality disorder. I envy them. 
They'll always have each other! No one likes me though. :(       

However the winds blow, the war on terrorism will be a good 
thing for the American male. If we win the war, we get their 
women. If we lose the war, we get to treat our women like they 
treat their women. Who s to complain?---------------------------

Keep your fingers crossed om/cf! With the removal of rape laws, 
even YOU might be able to get laid someday!

Went the site given by you. I would say I agree with many points 
found on that site but some points of Arafat being a gay destroy 
the whole site with picture of him dressing in both rope. We can 
see clearly, it was a lady body and hand. So I would say the 
site is very pro Isreal.

I only believe in facts. I like the research of how the 12 years 
was killed and I believe. First the boy did ask to be a matyr 
but they killed him when they found that he was in the right 
place and the right time for this propaganda.

Islam is not intrinsically evil in my opinion. Should one 
conclude that "algebra" is evil? The accusation is irrelevant
..............................................

WELL,WELL, SO WHAT'S THE RELATION BETWEEN ISLAM AND ALGEBRA? FOR 
YOUR INFORMATION; ISLAM FOUND ALGEBRA ALREADY AT INDIA , ALL 
ISLAM DID WAS TO SPREAD ALGEBRA TO OTHER COUNTRIES AS THEY 
PIGGED THEIR WAY LOOKING FOR ABUNDANCE AND WEALTH IN OTHER NON-
MUSLIM COUNTRIES, UNTIL THE GREAT CRUSADERS PUSHED THEM BACK TO 
NEAR ANNHILIATION BUT SADLY DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB.
ALL ISLAM BROUGHT TO MANY COUNTRIES IS A CURSE AND AN 
UNFORGIVING DESERT AND IGNORANCE IN THEIR TRAIL.
INSTEAD OF CRACKING SMART JOKES AND DEFENDING ISLAM , YOU MAY 
INVEST YOUR TIME WISELY BY VISITING THE WEBSITE I POSTED 
REGARDING EVIL OF ISLAM. AT LEAST YOU WILL SEE HOW YOUR 
SCIENTIFIC NON-EVIL ISLAM TREAT WOMEN.
BTW; WESTERN WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST DEFENDERS OF ISLAM IN THE 
WEST (AFTER THEM COMES THE LOWLY LEFTISTS!), DESPITE SEEING FOR 
THEMSELVES HOW ISLAM TREAT WOMEN. IT'S REALLY HYPOCRITICAL ON 
THE WESTERN WOMEN TO DEFEND SUCH A WOMEN-OPPRESSING EVIL CULT 
AND THEN COME AND ASK US FOR ALL SORTS OF EQUALITIES...MAKES ME 
WONDER , MAY BE WE ARE GIVING WESTERN WOMEN WAY TOO MUCH 
UNDESERVED LIBERTIES, AND AS THE SAYING GOES; WOMEN LOVE THOSE 
WHO ROUGHEN THEM UP.
GET YOUR PRIORITIES RIGHT HELEN....
-----------------------------------------------------------------
It would appear to always be the same story with Islam - the 
founder just ripped off other previously existing ideas. I can 
assure you that this is no the case and that when you talk 
of "facts" you should perhaps consider precisely what that is in 
real terms historically.

"WOMEN LOVE THOSE WHO ROUGHEN THEM UP." Yes SOME and I repeat 
SOME of them do. I am not sure why the hell such a phenomenon 
exists and yet it does and I think the explanation should be 
sought psychologically as the best bet to start with to explain 
such crazed attitudes.
 

It's just too good to be true.
Deadline today.
Cash up front (500000+) or nothing EVER.
Please note that "EVER" means "EVER."
End of Story.

I have seen *The Employment Opportunities of the Future* effect!!

Hand delivered please. Blow me later.

I propose the following:
Propulse yourself faster than light and all sorts of strange 
things start to happen ... :)
You will probably experience all of your incarnations but from 
the point of view of "an entity".
The question is whether you are capable of surviving such an 
incident?
I think this is more or less non-survivable and I declare 
therefore a design flaw in the prototype.
The question is: how would one become initiated and why?
Personally, I believe this to be an issue of Faith and yet we 
shall all find out today i.e. with Josie Foster - I will tell 
you all the answer.
By the way, I intend to iron out the design flaw later such as 
we achieve a "hyperleap" - this last simply meaning that we 
shall jump from Point A to Point B instantaneously without the 
headache of becoming God along the way.
Please note in conclusion that everything has its day and such 
an experience would be relatively finite in time and you wield 
power only to relinquish it later ..... :)

Don't push your luck with me my patience is out and I will cause 
you to suffer eternally in the afterlife. Some of you are 
already on your bike. But how many of you wish to persist in a 
hellhole for an afterlife existence forever? That is the Q. O Ye 
fools of little Faith!!

Shut that fucking music down!! LOL!!

Yes well are you ready to resign?
I demand you resign!
**RESIGN NOW OR ROT IN HELL FOREVER**
LOL!!

Look you "Goon!"
Did you read that???
I'm sending Ann Widdecombe to Hell for not resigning ..
Now you are going too!
But don't say I didn't warn you.
**ROT IN HELL FOREVER**
--- You should have resigned but I warned you didn't I?

http://www.urban75.org/useless/widdecombe.html

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz I am a cop ....... ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz .......

I have a bream and one day this fish will rise up and live out 
the true meaning of water to land surface existence: "We hold 
these truths to