HAVE LOTTSA FUN SITTING IN FRONT OF YER TV, WATCHING YER FREINDS
(LOL!) KIDS GETTING THEIR SHIT BLOWN AWAY IN IRAQ, WITH THEIR 
FINGERS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO KLICK THAT FUCKIN SAFETY OFF THEIR 
RIFLES! HOPE THE BEER CAN HELP A LITTLE!

I will agree with om/cf and X, I havent been here either! Damn 
(U Know Who), dont you go out? Do you ever move away from that 
keyboard? Are things that bad in Cali that you have absolutely 
nothing to do?
Go Out!!!
See Mars!!!!
It's a very enlightening experience!!!
As for the pervert, which is also probably U Know Who, get a 
life dude! A job maybe? Quit yanking! Your keys are probably 
sticky enough!
Dead Dude: I am Astounded! The stuff you wrote up there, I 
couldnt have said it any better. I wish sometimes I could find 
the words you do to express myself, I know kind of dillusional 
huh? lol.. 
X: You need to stop that shit! You are bordering on being a 
raving lunatic! Just stop it!
What on "Earth" has gotten into some of you? If you think about 
it we are all on the same side! The Human side. Fighting 
extinction. It's almost as if some of you have lost all hope of 
anything good happening anymore. Well I will tell you it's not 
so. I know I was not the only one who heard Pres. Bush's 
message right after 9-11 when he said, "Anyone who wears the 
Uniform get ready"! What the hell did you think he meant by 
that? He meant one hell of a global war on terrorism! Which is 
exactly what those bastards are getting! And I would be 
supportive of ANY President in office to have the balls to 
carry out and execute the plan Pres. Bush has. It Just so 
happens Pres. Bush is occupying the White House right now! This 
is NO Way compared to Viet Nam! We have a clear mission, to 
exterminate those that want to exterminate us! Of course we 
were expecting some sniper type assholes to "Hit and Run" so to 
speak, on our Soldiers after the Major bombing campain ended. 
They cant fight any other way, they cant whoop our asses so 
they hide, and wait like the little chickenshit bastards they 
are to strike. If we werent prepared for this, thier would be 
hundreds getting killed every day. You didnt think the Saddam 
loyal wanna be's  were just going to pick up thier tinker toys 
and go home did you? Every single day we are making progress, 
and soon they WILL pack up thier toys and go home. When 
Saddam's money runs out, so will they! I mean my God, those 
fuckers cant meet anywhere but face to face or by messanger 
anymore! More than half of them are arrested or dead, we now 
know the WMD's that everybody said werent there, they were 
right, they arent! Because the asshole moved them to Syria, and 
Lebanon. Does this come as a surprise to anybody? Hell no we 
were expecting this. Maybe they dont report everything in the 
news, that doesnt mean a damn thing! Draw your own conclusions! 
Have you forgotten who bombed whom first? It's comming up on 2 
years since this happened to us, and some of you are still 
wondering why we are doing what we are doing? Well I still 
believe we have and will never have NO other option except to 
go after them relentlessly, nonstop, with no rest, till every 
last one of the terror empire is destroyed. And yes that 
includes not just Afghanistan, but the center of all terrorist 
activities (Iraq). If you dont believe it was a terrorist 
breeding ground, you are out of your minds! Here is a challenge 
for you, prove to me it wasnt!!!!!! What fact's do you have to 
prove to me that Saddam wasnt paying Palestenians to blow up 
innocent people anywhere? Not just Israel, anywhere! What facts 
do you have to prove to me Saddam wasnt linked to and had 
meetings with Al-Queda? Where is the proof that he destroyed 
his Bio-Chem weapons of mass destruction he admittedly had in 
1998? Where did he destroy them? Where can we test this site? 
Where is this site? Oh nevermind I feel like I'm babbling fuck 
it! I'm going to go see if I can see Mars!!! 

Hi Marie. :)
Thank you for your statements.
You can see the power of the written word when I brought the 
whole thing to its terrifying conclusion ...
Mars is in the Southern Hemisphere.
The easiest way to see any of the planets is always to wait for 
the moon to rise.
Generally at that point one is able to discern the ecliptic.
Currently the moon is late rising with Mars positioned to the 
right ... :)
I am glad to see your presence here again.
Have a nice day! :)

Hows your arse bitch 

Again let me make it clear to you that *The Hutton Inquiry* is 
of complete insignificance.
I am tired of dealing with idiots who are incapable of waking up 
to the facts.
You are incapable of making decisions that are in the best 
interest of the Nation and indeed the World.
That is you Mr. Blair.
I am satisfied that you are incompetent under these particular 
conditions.
Whether you resign or cling onto power is a matter for your own 
consideration.
However, your power is now gone.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/arnoldoui1.html

How is that everyone is fucking your arse bitch and you never 
invited me to spunk up your craphole 

get back in line yer limey twat. im next to ream n cream her 
shitpipe when it heals.

in the name of Mohamed Said Al Sahaf, we'll fuck you all..
with bombs not with words...

we just fight for our rights, and it's our right a free 
palestina..

God fuck America
God fuck England
God fuck Israel

O mundo n o   vosso.. quanto mais tentarem resistir a esse 
facto, mais resist ncia encontrar o deste lado..

O nosso povo sacrificar  o que tem e o que n o tem para fazer 
frente  s investidas invasoras..

A gan ncia vai ser a vossa destrui  o..

N o estamos aqui para pedir nada que seja vosso ou que n o nos 
perten a.. apenas queremos e tudo faremos para impedir que 
fiquem com o que   nosso..

Viva a Palestina e o mundo  rabe
A vit ria estar  sempre, mas sempre do lado da raz o..

Speak English you stupid fuckin Raghead Ugly Twat, with a Donkey 
for a mother

RECALL!!, I think this is very good for our country and it's 
political process! It is about time we stood up and showed the 
politicians that THEY ARE ACCOUNABLE and will be REMOVED from 
office when they re-nig, cheat, lie and steal!
  We the people are speaking out and telling our local 
governors, straiten UP AND BE TRUTHFUL! Senators, and presidents 
can be RECALLD TOO! 
  Times they are a changing! 

LOL!!! sure Fuck us!!! (Like you haven't already LOL!!) Just 
remember to kiss our ass first!! LOL!!

and fuck marie's

Raghead, twat, cunt, prick, junglebunny, coon, Marie's Shit Tube

Ok Ok I give up.




I will spread my arse cheeks as wide as possible so you lot can 
take turns of peace puting Vasaline and you hands and forcing 
your fists up my Brown Eye.




Lets see who can grab my guts from inside and pull them out of my 
shitbox.




Tie me up and rape my twat and shitbox at the same time then hang 
me upside down so that you can Pee in my love box.

Oh I'll have a bit of that Marie, are you the only bitch on this 
site or does your mother do it too

Yes, 'tis me! I'll forewarn you; you'll notice a difference in 
my proud struting gait when we next meet. I am as bowlegged as a 
rodeo cowboy. lol...ouch, it hurts when I laugh, lol...ouch. 
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LOL!!! I don't want a bowlegged girlfriend!
Take your stupid proud strutting gait and shove it! LOL!!!
When do we next meet?
Will this be IKEA or Boots or ASDA or fucking Alders??
LOL!!
One day [and this is a prophecy] we shall indeed be in the same 
McDonald's restaurant together and we shall have indeed both 
ordered medium fries ..
An amazing fact and it will indeed come true one day!! LOL!!
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And the answer was .........
ASDA.
Typical.
She recognised me because I was the one with the space cadet 
badge on.
Nice handgun! :)

get back in line yer limey twat. im next to ream n cream her 
shitpipe when it heals.
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Please don't do that. Marie is Mary Magdalene. Please????

you say some weired shit

thats because i am a closet homo-sexual ;>)

I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger.

>>IAF assassinates Hamas Kassam terrorist in Gaza Strip<<

IAF attack helicopters in the Gaza Strip killed a Hamas 
terrorist Thursday evening. A helicopter fired at least one 
missile into a suburb of Khan Younis, a town near Gaza's 
southern border with Egypt, a Palestinian security official 
said. 

Witnesses said Israeli jets had been flying over the area for 
about half an hour before the attack. 

The official, who spoken on condition of anonymity, identified 
the dead man as Hamdi Kalkha, 23. Hamas supporters speaking by 
telephone confirmed that Kalkha was a member of Hamas' military 
wing. 

Palestinian sources said that the man killed was part of a Hamas 
cell responsible for firing mortars at Jewish settlements in 
Gush Katif in the Gaza Strip. Three other people were injured in 
the IAF strike. 

The Israeli army had no immediate comment. 

A witness, Mamoun Salah, 42, said he had been walking toward his 
home in Khan Younis when the rocket struck about 100 meters 
(yards) away. 

**"A big explosion went off at the side of the street. I saw a 
man completely burned fall off the donkey cart he was driving," 
Salah said.** 

Israel Radio reported that IAF attack helicopters fired missiles 
at a Hamas terrorist responsible for firing Kassam rockets. 

IDF vehicles, including bulldozers entered the outskirts of Beit 
Hanoun Thursday evening and started clearing the land from which 
Palestinians fired Kassam missiles at Ashkelon earlier in the 
day. 

The IDF force left the area after completing its mission.
___________________________________________________

The donkey was heard to utter "Jeee-Hawwwd, Jeee-Hawwwd", just 
before the strike. Gosh I hope that donkey is OK.

if your brown 
  
  GET DOWN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
                           

                            it's my number 1 nigger from the hood

                                                       Daddy wood

                                     

The donkey was heard to utter "Jeee-Hawwwd, Jeee-Hawwwd", just 
before the strike. Gosh I hope that donkey is OK.

_________________________________________________________________
you sound like a cocksman, are u a cocksman bitch, why not suck 
richards weener?

This is amusing.
What is your IP address?
We collect them.
There is that little issue too of the F.B.I. .....
If you are currently employed in I.T. then I bet your boss would 
be interested by how you work.
If you are not so employed then you may wish to consider that no 
one may want ever to employ the likes of you ....

you sound like a cocksman, are u a cocksman bitch, why not suck 
richards weener?
_________________________________________

What is a cocksman? Did you mean: Cocksmith or perhaps Cockswain?
LOL!

Did you say you wanted to suck my cock? I think you just did in 
a roundabout way. NO! You cannot suck my cock faggot. Go to hell 
and suck Satan's cock, 'lil bitch-boy.

Your request to suck my cock in response to a very serious post 
involving death by rocket is uncalled for and frankly disgusting.
Look at the carnage, then yuk it up you sick puppy.

http://www.dandennis.com/donkey%20jumping%20with%20cart.jpg

No. You may not suck my cock either l'il bitch boy!
It would be in your best interest to arrange your own funeral.
I know exactly who you are and it is tragic just how stir-fried 
stupid you are.
Look at it this way:
If you sucked the cock of Satan you would probably be violently 
ill.
I am letting you off.
L'il bitch boy! LOL!!

cocksman?? what in the hell?? Ya I'll suck richards weener but 
I'm not a cocksman, FUCK YOU!!!!!

And I will fuckin let you, BITCH

Mars is now distancing itself from Earth and since you nutters 
missed the chance to hop aboard, the magnetic pull on your 
feeble brains that is causing you to do and say irrational 
things should subside.

Disclaimer: The above events are not likely to help you. The 
comments were offered strictly to give you false hope. :)

I wasnt going to respond to your rambling moronic bullshit! But 
What the Fuck!
From: Zig Zag 
To: 
Date: Thu Aug 28 13:03:01 2003 
Message:
Oh I'll have a bit of that Marie, are you the only bitch on 
this 
site or does your mother do it too
----------------------------------------
You are one sick fuck! And the ONLY BITCH I see on this Board 
is you!!!

From: Marie 
To: om/cf 
Date: Thu Aug 28 19:08:24 2003 
Message:
I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger.
----------------------------------------

Got back to fucking your goat I'm sure it enjoys you more than 
your wife/girlfriend!

From: Satan 
To: 
Date: Thu Aug 28 20:23:02 2003 
Message:
No. You may not suck my cock either l'il bitch boy!
It would be in your best interest to arrange your own funeral.
I know exactly who you are and it is tragic just how stir-fried 
stupid you are.
Look at it this way:
If you sucked the cock of Satan you would probably be violently 
ill.
I am letting you off.
L'il bitch boy! LOL!!
------------------------------------------------

Can I do the Autopsy?
I just want to cut his balls off and stuff them down his throat 
while he is sleeping eternally!!! Please!! Please!!! lol...

By your posts we can see that it was a little girl who taught 
you how to deal w/conflict. "My name is X", you say. "I'm going 
to prove what a stupid and gutless punk I am by verbally 
attacking others from the safety of my room. That way, nobody 
will be able to kick my ass".
  You've been challenged on the board in the past to meet someone 
to fight, and you pussed out. Are you French? Why do you keep 
emarrassing yourself on the board? Are you starved for attention? 
I mean, if all you've got for us is "down with America" bullshit, 
then you've got nothing. Are you driven by the anger of knowing 
that no matter what you do or say, you'll always hate yourself? 
Or maybe you're pissed because you feel helpless by what goes on 
around you, and this board is the only place where you can vent 
safely?
  Time for you to grow up, X. What you need to do is to go to 
school/work/etc., and talk to people face to face the way you 
type your hopelessly stupid shit on the board. At least when you 
get your teeth knocked out, you'll still be able to type -and get 
your ass kicked on the board as well.

  You dumb fuck!     
              

From: om/cf 
To: Cunts...one or all 
Date: Thu Aug 28 22:25:05 2003 
Message:
Mars is now distancing itself from Earth and since you nutters 
missed the chance to hop aboard, the magnetic pull on your 
feeble brains that is causing you to do and say irrational 
things should subside.

Disclaimer: The above events are not likely to help you. The 
comments were offered strictly to give you false hope. :)
--------------------------------------------

Well shit! And I was in such a good mood lol..

Lmao! I think it's a mixture of X and U Know Who!!!
Like we cant tell!!!!

LOL!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF USELESS WORDS!

From: Hamas and Jihad (zurc) 
To: president Bush and Collin Powell 
Subject: N o perdem por esperar 
Date: Thu Aug 28 11:03:58 2003 
Message:
O mundo n o   vosso.. quanto mais tentarem resistir a esse 
facto, mais resist ncia encontrar o deste lado..

O nosso povo sacrificar  o que tem e o que n o tem para fazer 
frente  s investidas invasoras..

A gan ncia vai ser a vossa destrui  o..

N o estamos aqui para pedir nada que seja vosso ou que n o nos 
perten a.. apenas queremos e tudo faremos para impedir que 
fiquem com o que   nosso..

Viva a Palestina e o mundo  rabe
A vit ria estar  sempre, mas sempre do lado da raz o..

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Uh Huh! And your point is??????????

I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger, and got preggers 
by it. i named the baby Hero 93 Nigger!

From: Marie 
To: .44 
Date: Fri Aug 29 00:49:06 2003 
Message:
I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger, and got 
preggers 
by it. i named the baby Hero 93 Nigger!
----------------------------------------------

Awww did I hurt your little feelings?
You are hopelessly lost!
Put the fucking pipe down!

The reason I attack X all the time is because I tried to have a 
conversation with him once, and he slammed me down like I was a 
clump of homemade shit! So what if I don't understand big words; 
I DO know how to milk a cow! And other stuff too! I have tennis 
shoes that light up when I walk, and I think those are real 
cool! I'll bet X don't have a pair like that! X thinks he can 
say whatever he wants to, but I won't stand for it! I'll say 
things back to him.....I really will! I nay be a useless 
clodhopper, but I'm a clodhopper for Jesus! And Jesus told me to 
say stuff back to X, and at least it keeps my mind and hands off 
of my little sister.

I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger, and got preggers 
by it. i named the baby Hero 93 Nigger!

From: .44 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Aug 29 00:53:29 2003 
Message:
The reason I attack X all the time is because I tried to have a 
conversation with him once, and he slammed me down like I was a 
clump of homemade shit! So what if I don't understand big 
words; 
I DO know how to milk a cow! And other stuff too! I have tennis 
shoes that light up when I walk, and I think those are real 
cool! I'll bet X don't have a pair like that! X thinks he can 
say whatever he wants to, but I won't stand for it! I'll say 
things back to him.....I really will! I nay be a useless 
clodhopper, but I'm a clodhopper for Jesus! And Jesus told me 
to 
say stuff back to X, and at least it keeps my mind and hands 
off 
of my little sister.
-----------------------------------------

You are so not even worth it!
You are a rotting Camel Carcus!

From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Subject: Oooo Oooo Oooo 
Date: Fri Aug 29 00:27:06 2003 
Message:
From: Satan 
To: 
Date: Thu Aug 28 20:23:02 2003 
Message:
No. You may not suck my cock either l'il bitch boy!
It would be in your best interest to arrange your own funeral.
I know exactly who you are and it is tragic just how stir-fried 
stupid you are.
Look at it this way:
If you sucked the cock of Satan you would probably be violently 
ill.
I am letting you off.
L'il bitch boy! LOL!!
------------------------------------------------

Can I do the Autopsy?
I just want to cut his balls off and stuff them down his throat 
while he is sleeping eternally!!! Please!! Please!!! lol...
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Um NO!!!!
That is not ladylike and you know it Marie!
I despair sometimes that people like you have to be exposed to 
such drivel.
Nonetheless, it is my opinion that you have become used to the 
moronic ramblings of a few internet technology rejects and 
similiar ...
Never allow them even the beginning of the time of day!
As for you - pathetic little scumbags who type up this self 
condemning shit-for-brains moronic idiocies ....
What was that?
Scum!

I am a clodhopper for Jesus 2!!!
LOL!!!!!!
I think I'll sleep for a few more hours.
And fuck you clowns!!
Lol!!

I am reading through the late posts from last night when I hear 
this thunderous (((((SMACK!))))) sound. It takes a minute to 
register early in the morning but then I realise it was the 
sound of X getting smacked right in the mouth - what he refers 
to as his cunt. And all the victums of 9-11 cheer from heaven.

I LIKE that word *scum*
Anyways I want to blast anyone or anything that thinks he/she/it 
has the gumption to go up against God.
The smart ones simply gave up a long time ago!
Let us fuck! LOL!!
*And sweet shall be thy recompence in Heaven!*
*Amen.*
LOL!!

It takes a minute to 
register early in the morning but then I realise it was the 
sound of X getting smacked right in the mouth - what he refers 
to as his cunt. And all the victums of 9-11 cheer from heaven.___

YES, IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE WINGS ON 9-11! 
CAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN THEY COULD'VE USED THEM AS THEY WERE DOING 
THE HIGH DIVE FROM THE 87TH FLOOR! LOL!!!!! SCREAMING ALL THE 
WAY TO THE GROUND! ALSO IT'S SPELLED V-I-C-T-I-M-S YOU FUCKED-UP 
MORON! ROFL!!! HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FANTASY OF ME GETTING 
SMACKED IN THE MOUTH, CAUSE THATS THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER COME 
TO IT! THINK OF IT WHILE YOU'RE SITTING OUTSIDE IN YOUR MINI-
JUNKYARD, SHOOTING AT THE TREES! 

It takes a minute to 
register early in the morning but then I realise it was the 
sound of X getting smacked right in the mouth - what he refers 
to as his cunt. And all the victums of 9-11 cheer from heaven.___

YES, IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE WINGS ON 9-11! 
CAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN THEY COULD'VE USED THEM AS THEY WERE DOING 
THE HIGH DIVE FROM THE 87TH FLOOR! LOL!!!!! SCREAMING ALL THE 
WAY TO THE GROUND! ALSO IT'S SPELLED V-I-C-T-I-M-S YOU FUCKED-UP 
MORON! ROFL!!! HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FANTASY OF ME GETTING 
SMACKED IN THE MOUTH, CAUSE THATS THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER COME 
TO IT! THINK OF IT WHILE YOU'RE SITTING OUTSIDE IN YOUR MINI-
JUNKYARD, SHOOTING AT THE TREES! 

Now Walter!! A VICTUM is just how reading with phonics spells 
it!! 

What's wrong with om/cf being a drunk anyway??

!LOL!

Quick quick my l'il darlings and run to the betting shop.
Money on Hillary Clinton.

It's okay Bill.
I don't want your wife.
But thanks for the offer! :)

You sure interested in my backyard, vagina-mouth. Just to keep 
you in the loop, added a sharp 84 Goldwing to the collection a 
week ago. I'd hang a engine from a fucking tree if you were my 
neighbor - just to hear you piss and moan! Man O man you are 
such a nagging, whinny little bitch. You'll make some faggot a 
good wife someday!

On drinking and life: I'll try to keep you updated on my 
exploits in this arena as well since you have no life to call 
your own. Tonight is the start of the Waterfront Festival 
(Goggle it up loser) and there will be three days of music and 
partying -nancy boys like you are weeded out and sent home at 
the gate. LOL! WHEW, three days of good live music (da hometown 
boyz Cheap Trick playin Sunday) Jethro Tull, Uncle Kracker 
(whoever the fuck that is), all friggin types of music, frozen 
cocktails, beer, all kinds of ethnic food, a veritable 
smorgasboard of beautiful babes showing off their summer tans, 
kickin back on my budd's boat to escape the crowds with a couple 
of girls we just met...AHHH, tis good to live life fully.

OH, and one more thing, fuck you loser! ROFLMFAO!!! Spellcheck 
this traitor motherfucker ,,I, > Now stare at that fucking 
screen all night while I go party and compose your little 
comebacks whaile I have fun. Merlyn was right - it must suck to 
be you!

I think you're right -X and U know Who are the same stupid 
asshole. as you can read by his/her/its post to me, X got his 
feelings hurt, and is covering it by "LOL".

  Yeah, right.

  Can you imagine how lonely X must be, if all he can do is pass 
the time by pissing people off? Ah well. His level of functioning 
is pretty low. In a way, I almost feel sorry for him. Can you 
imagine what a miserable life he has to look forward to? X's 
daily agenda must look something like this: 7am; run my mouth
                                            7:01; gey my punk ass 
kicked
                                            7:03; lay on the 
floor in the hallway at school (Montessori, I'll bet) bleeding, 
bruised, and crying while everyone laughs at me         
                                            7:09; get taken to 
the school nurse to be patched up and get a hall pass so I can 
return to class
                                            7:12; return to 
class, get made fun of by everyone in class until the teacher 
makes them stop. Slide down in my seat in embarrassment, knowing 
that people are staring at me and thinking about how badly beaten 
up I was just minutes ago. Also thinking about how stupid I am 
for continuing to be such an asshole after that 11 year old 
kicked my ass in the restroom last week, and gave me a swirley in 
an unflushed commode.
                                            9:12; phys ed. I hate 
this class. I get pushed around and have to lick another boy's 
shoes or else he's gonna kick my ass for talking shit to his 
girlfriend. She watches and laughs. Something snaps inside me. I 
know I'm just a loser for life.
                                            12:07; lunch in the 
cafeteria. I talk shit to another girl. Her boyfriend, 3 years 
younger than me, shoves my face into my food and makes me call 
myself a pussy. I STILL haven't figured out why everyone hates 
me!
                                            1:30; math class. 
Arithmetic. I've been put in this class with the younger 
students, because I still can't add or subtract any double digit 
number. I HATE my classmates because they make fun of me all the 
time. They're always picking on me!
                                            2:40; called to the 
principle's office. She tells me that since I'm always getting 
beat up in gym class, she's making me take home ec instead. 
                                            2:52; I get into it 
with this anorexic-looking chick. She slaps me all around the 
room. It ends with me curled up on a ball on the floor, crying 
and begging for mercy while the girls in the class laugh. 
                                            3:35; I get home, 
masturbate in the bathroom while reading Dog Fancy magazine, and 
sniffing a freshly emptied can of tuna. I cum -almost.
                                            7:42; mom and dad are 
strung out from using the crack pipe. I get on the computer and 
type a bunch of stupid shit on the Afghanistan Government News 
Board. Get my ass kicked by Marie, om/cf, .44, etc. 
                                            9:14; masturbate 
until 11:27. I cum -almost.

  This is a day like any other in my life. I'm thinking about 
removing myself from the gene pool so that I might spare my mom 
and dad any further embarrassment for being related to me. 

  I am X, and this is my life.    
                                         
                          





                

Can you imagine how lonely X must be, if all he can do is pass 
the time by pissing people off? Ah well. His level of 
functioning 
is pretty low._________________________________________________

NO, AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW LONELY YOU MUST BE, TO WASTE ALL 
THAT TIME TYPING ABOUT ME. YOU'RE REALLY OBSESSED, AREN'T YOU?
LOL!!!

Just to keep 
you in the loop, added a sharp 84 Goldwing to the collection a 
week ago. I'd hang a engine from a fucking tree if you were my 
neighbor - just to hear you piss and moan!______________________

SORRY, BUT I'M NOT IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE WHO BUY OTHER PEOPLE'S 
JUNK. DO YOU BUY YOUR UNDERWEAR USED TOO? AND BY THE WAY.....YOU 
WOULDN'T HEAR ME PISS AND MOAN ABOUT THE ENGINE; BUT YOU WOULD 
GET A CITATION IN YOUR MAIL INFORMING YOU THAT YOU'LL CLEAN UP 
YOUR PIGSTY, OR HAVE THE FUCK FINED OUT OF YOU. SAD THAT THE 
CITY WOULD HAVE TO TELL A GROWN MAN TO CLEAN UP HIS YARD, BUT 
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO DRUNKS AND LOW-LIFES I 
GUESS....BABYSIT THEM. MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN THEY PAVE THE STREETS 
AROUND YOUR PLACE, YOU'LL BE MORE INCLINED TO TAKE PROPER CARE 
OF YOUR HOME.
ALSO, WHEN YOU SHOT OFF YOUR LITTLE CAP GUN OUT IN THE BACKYARD, 
I'D HAVE CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES OUT THERE HAULING OFF YOUR 
CHILD TO A NEW HOME....WITH DECENT PARENTS......AND THE ONLY 
THING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT IS TO......TIP ONE BACK.....LIKE THE 
DRUNK FOOL YOU ARE. 

Today I simulated fucking Tony Blair up the ass on examnotes.net 
with someone called Papaya egging me on and occasionally 
intervening with a horsewhip.
We got sick of this eventually and we got him into a large crate 
and booted him around the room ..
And all this before breakfast! :)
Later on I went to the law courts about that last will & 
testament of the probably insane Ernest Digweed of Portsmouth.
Nonetheless no one else is paying me jackshit and I need serious 
money.
Later on I told the till people at ASDA that if they'd done the 
right thing then soon enough they'd be sitting on a beach in 
Tahiti ..
Still, you cannot wait around forever for non-existent payments 
from people without Faith, incapable of seeing a golden 
opportunity, always talking and never acting.
I think this is partly the problem: people need fucking acting 
classes or something because it is talk, talk, talk and never DO.
Whether I am awarded them or not, I am claiming back all of this 
year's Oscars.
However Nicole can keep hers and I don't want the animation one -
 it kinda sucks after all.
So please have them posted and I will stick them on one of my 
shelves.
Thanks! :)
Anyway, then I went to Sainsbury's and I went in there all guns 
blazing ...
* ... YOU HAVE NOT EVEN BEGUN TO SEE THE MEANING OF PPPOOOOWER 
YET ...*
* ... WE'RE TAKING ALL THE MURDERING SCUM DOWN!!!!! ... *
* ... RAPISTS TOO!!! .. *
LOL!!
It was my funniest speech for a good long while!!
In the meantime consider this:
If the extraterrestials decide to nuke London and Sydney and I 
have only the chance to save one or the other cities [yes, 
because of that little research grant bollocks that no one can 
pay.] then which one would I save?
And the answer is ............ 
Sydney.
You see my sister lives there at Bondi. 

Tony Blair 
You have f_u_c_k_e_d with the Physics experiments of the Lord 
Blair!
Whatcha gotta say Blair????
LOL!!



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Okay.
One hour.
Les go!
LOL!!



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Richard you are absolutely bloody hatstand mate.

In fact, I'd say you were xonkers. 


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Do not interrupt the session.
Thx.



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Sorry, I'll get my coat then.


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Yes get your coat!
You may not video either.
The little w_hore Blair is not for mass public consumption!
You need to realise this Bearing!!
I warned you!
Now DON'T do that again.



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some arab sheik's supposed to be buying leeds.


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as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching 
magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989



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yes well these loose w_hores who think they can play football 
should witness me on an offday with a scrunched up packet of 
used condoms ...
If I had my way I'd sack the lot and start all over again with 
some genuine talent.
In the meantime, the best thing is to allow the likes of Alex 
Ferguson to lobotomise them with a nice swift kicking action to 
the head.
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Yeh I'd heard that, problem is he's only a multi millionaire, I 
ask you who wants millionaires these days, what we need is a 
Billionaire.  

Richard, I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Alastair 
Campbell has resigned as Blair's Spin doctor.


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Richard, I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Alastair 
Campbell has resigned as Blair's Spin doctor.
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We will not stop until they're all gone.



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I cannot believe how incredibly miserly you are. I mean rock-
hard miserly. Hydrated-rock-hard miserly. miserly, so miserly it 
goes way beyond the miserly we know into a whole different 
dimension of miserly. You are trans-miserly miserly. Meta-
miserly. miserly collapsed on itself so far that even the 
neutrons have collapsed. miserly gotten so dense that no 
intellect can escape. Singularity miserly. Blazing hot mid-day 
sun on Mercury miserly. You emit more miserly in one second than 
our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar miserly. Your writing 
has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this 
miserly. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the 
original big bang of miserly. Some pure essence of a miserly so 
uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of 
physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of miserly for me. 
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't 
have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and 
half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest 
of this drivel. Duh.

44 is right. Your a loser. You got a bitch ass attitude and thats 
all. Fuck you X. Fuckin pussy     
                     

I am FAT

 gotta problem wit dat

  I'll suck yur nut sack

  if your black and got crack

  god damn I'm FAT

Came home a little early. The large crowds at night are not my 
thing. Three and four dollar beers annoy me also. Caught some 
guy named Joe Cain -very good and soulfull. He was opening for 
Uncle Kracker, both from Detroit I learned from a lovely young 
gal whose ass was so nice I offered to see if a quarter would 
bounce off it. She wasn't interested im the challange. Drank a 
variety of brews from Bud to specialty beer from a local micro-
brewery - Mmmmmmm, good stuff.

Also caught part of a local gal's show. Get this name, Jinger 
Cristal, a fine bodied 19 year old country version of Brittany 
Spearchucker. And this girl can sing, belts it out real good. 
Also caught a bit of Pistol Pete's show, a local black guy I've 
known for years who can play blues guitar live better than 
anyone, and thats no shit. Recognition in blues is hard to come 
by.

I hope this little update helps you get up off your ass in front 
of that computer and take your scared little ass out into the 
world to enjoy life a little before you're dead. And stop 
obsessing about my backyard, ya fucking freak!

LOL! Like I'm worth dissing!   
                 

THE ONLY REASON I EVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR CUNT IS BECAUSE I DON'T 
HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. DAMN I WISH I HAD BEEN BORN A GIRL! LOL AT 
LEAST THEN I'D HAVE A REASON TO WEARWHAT I HAVE ON NOW! OM/CF IS 
RIGHT. I AM AFRAID TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC. ESPECIALLY DRESSED LIKE 
THIS! MY SISTER SAYS SHE'S GOING TO MAKE ME DO IT THOUGH, SO I 
GUESS TOMORROW NIGHT I HAVE TO GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A SLUT AND SIS 
IS GOING TO HOOK ME UP WITH A SOCCER PLAYER FROM BRITISH 
COLUMBIA. SHOULD BE A FUN EVENING MARIE. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 
I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PROTECT ME IN CASE THIS GUY FINDS 
OUT I'M A GUY. I'M KIND OF SCARED AND NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT.
            

I hope this little update helps you get up off your ass in front 
of that computer and take your scared little ass out into the 
world to enjoy life a little before you're dead. And stop 
obsessing about my backyard, ya fucking freak!__________________-

THANKS! AFTER YOUR REPORT ON YOUR NIGHT OUT, I FEEL THAT MY 
AGORAPHOBIA IS ALL GONE NOW! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! I DON'T 
THINK I CAN EVER REPAY YOU!

From: X 
To: Marie 
Date: Sat Aug 30 00:01:50 2003 
Message:________________________________________________________

THE PROBLEM IS, I WOULD HAVE USED UPPER-CASE LETTERS IN TYPING 
MARIE. NICE TRY THOUGH.

I CALLED YOU A "PHONY SISSYBOY" BECAUSE I'M A REAL SISSYBOY, AND 
JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY THAT FACT FOR EVERYONE ON THE BOARD. AND 
ONLY I CANTYPE IN UPPER CAPS.                

IF I HAD A PUSSY I WOULD WANT YOU TO FUCK IT.              

The problem is this:
Get into an Iraqi hospital and see the shedding of the blood of 
the innocent.
Do it now Blair!
We who have the decency to try and preserve life will simply 
look at you and marvel at how very far you have fucked yourself 
deep into the annals of Hell.
We like to smash your non-existent soul to bits.
Sometimes we discuss how this fuck liar scum was reincarnated as 
some fuck virus.
He totally sucks ass and in my opinion if you ever meet him on 
the street then kill that shit fuck known as Blair.
Do him a favour!
I think that you are shit with a capital S!
I am going to smash you into a brick wall and laugh at the meaty 
bloody pieces that we got as a result!
I think that the point is that if you can justify the singlest 
shedding of the blood of the innocent then maybe in that 
situation God might let you OFF!
Recently however we have come to the realisation that ass-fucks 
like you are simply incapable of that kind of thing for the 
simple reason that fuckheads like you value your so called 
*power* beyond the value of ANY other human being that you know.
Excepting me.
Now just take a fucking hike asshole I'm sick of the shit you 
do. Fuck off!!!

That's right.
You have annoyed me?
We will have you lightly killed & roasted by the next full moon!
You are about to die if you have annoyed me!
I'm gonna have your guts for garters you scum!
If you mother or father this particular scum then it is about 
this time you should bid farewell, disown the scum and sorta 
laugh at the fact of your superiority and yet the result was the 
all-time inferiority ..
You look okay to me but the scum that resulted was some weird 
fuckin' trip that I shall be kind enough to rid you of forever!
I will destroy utterly what should be destroyed ...
It will be interesting to watch the groveling fuckheads plead 
for their life ...

If you have annoyed me then you shall die.
I will see to this.

You Spanish fuck asses who annoyed me last time I went into 
London:
Well we are going to fuck you so far into Hell that there almost 
isn't one.
I am going to personally fuck your cheap shit fuck asses so deep 
into Hell.
It will be fun.
I am going to cut you and generally cause you the most intense 
pain that is conceivable ...
I am going to fuck up that Spanish SCUM!!!
Do you know that the Truth of the matter is already written?
Any scum wanna get in my way then hence there is the Result!!
We all feel you deserve it because you do!
Scum!

I am going to kill you and send you to Hell Tony Blair!!
I will do this extremely soon.
It was your own choice ...
*PREPARE TO DIE!!!*

I am simply gonna have you killed fucker!
I'm going to give you a public execution ..
I grow tired of non-entities called Blair ....
Next please.

I fully advocate that God shows you no Mercy and punishes you 
for your Sins!
Bet your bottom dollar that God is coming your way!
I am Jesus Christ!
Who wants to die in a razor blade marvel of a really fucking 
funny cut-throat scum bag murder first???
I WILL KILL YOU!
Have no doubt you cheap fucking morons!
LOL!!

The fact is that I am utterly ruthless.
Those smart enough to apologise well nice one but there are time 
limits here and I am simply not prepared to put up with this 
mind-numbingly dumb stupid chenannigans???
[There is NO official spelling for a word like that which I 
laugh at and call generally rot!]
I think the point here is this:
It is evident that I am pissed off and those fuckers who 
threatened me are all going to die and get fucking tortured to 
and extreme of the most amazing pain in the process ...
Except those who apologize already.
That is a whole different ball game.
I am absolutely serious when I say to Hell with the rest!
LOL ... Ouch!!
LOL ... Ouch!!
It hurts when I laugh.
LOL ... Ouch!! 
Have a nice day!

One false move and I am going to take you OUT!!!
PERMANENTLY.
Now make your move l'il bitch boy cocksucker!
LOL!!
If I had your brains then I would commit suicide ...
The difference here being that I shall truly hasten your 
Death ....
Now come on l'il bitch boy and refute an optical illusion.
Do it NOW l'il bitch boy!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare for the Lord to fuck your shit for brsins asshole into 
Hell permanently ..
Yes it is true.
I am Satan.

I am Jesus Christ!
I am that person.
We are about to embark on a great mission to far distant 
stars ...

I am Jesus Christ!
I am that person.
We are about to embark on a great mission to far distant 
stars ...

I am Jesus Christ!
I am that person.
We are about to embark on a great mission to far distant 
stars ...

You sad fucker you 

Instead of spamming the board why don't you just admit it is you?
Do you really believe I want your asswipe job?
I do not.
All I want to do is rocket engines because I'd prefer to stay 
alive and I know what is coming.
Dumbass!!
Your move has only weakened your rather tenous grip on your job.
Don't you see you are finished?
Absolutely no one believes in you anymore.
Get real!

My political agenda is perhaps a little unusual because the very 
first thing I intend to do is have the entire government 
sacked ... :)
They can all go and sign on ..
Perhaps they should seek alternative employment as standup 
comedians ..
Otherwise I don't really have one.
Yet.
I suppose it is something to do while I wait for the money for 
the rocket engines.
So I shall make it my new hobby because the old one involved 
nuclear force though it was justified because I felt cranky. :)

I have seen the *now we are going to see His political writings 
effect!* LMAO!!

I just had/took a bath during which time I came to the 
horrifying realisation that I am more likely to receive an Oscar 
through the post than any money.
I am sorry but I might have to sell it.
Any ideas on their resaleable value?
I think it is a tough one.
Maybe I would not get ten quid for it ..
Otherwise the bath was quite good.

Did you play with your Cock while thinking of shoving it up my 
waste pipe then  

Did you play with your Cock while thinking of shoving it up my 
waste pipe then  
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Not specifically. Why?

YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A POSITION IN GOVERNMENT. TONY BLAIR WILL 
ISSUE YOU A BRAND NEW PAIR OF KNEE PADS.       
                             

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER TIED A CAT TO A STICK BY ITS TAIL, AND THEN 
DUNKED INTO A TUB OF WATER? THEY REALLY GET PISSED OFF!! MORE FUN 
THAN THAT IS TO SHAVE THEM, DOUSE THEM IN PORK GREASE AND 
BARBEQUE SAUCE, AND THEN INTRODUCE THEM TO LARGE MEAN SCRAPYARD 
DOGS! JUST TOSS THE LITTLE FUCKERS OVER THE FENCE AND OFF YOU GO, 
ENTERTAINED BY THE SCREAMING OF A CAT BEING RIPPED APART BY FIDO 
AND HIS FRIEND. AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE BOARD WHO HAS THE 
COURAGE TO DO THESE THINGS?
                                                
     

I'm sorry I keep posting as you, but I'm just so pissed off!
My mother is out on the street, sucking Arab cock again, and I 
have to towel them off when she's done. I wish I had the guts to 
kill myself.

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER TIED A CAT TO A STICK BY ITS TAIL, AND THEN 
DUNKED INTO A TUB OF WATER? THEY REALLY GET PISSED OFF!! MORE 
FUN 
THAN THAT IS TO SHAVE THEM, DOUSE THEM IN PORK GREASE AND 
BARBEQUE SAUCE, AND THEN INTRODUCE THEM TO LARGE MEAN SCRAPYARD 
DOGS! JUST TOSS THE LITTLE FUCKERS OVER THE FENCE AND OFF YOU 
GO, 
ENTERTAINED BY THE SCREAMING OF A CAT BEING RIPPED APART BY FIDO 
AND HIS FRIEND. AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE BOARD WHO HAS THE 
COURAGE TO DO THESE THINGS?
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If you do that then you have a psychopathic symptom.
I'd tell you to get help but there patently isn't any for you. 

u |>now who
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Do not post as X please.
It gets fucking confusing.
So it looks like you could be a psychopath.
Studies indicate that harming animals is often a precursor to 
serial killing.
Look around on the net you could probably get some good info.
It is usually the best all round situation that people do not 
become serial killers. 

If you are simply incapable of paying me a salary then I shall 
raise your taxes by 20 percent.
And that was my political agenda.

I'm sorry I keep posting as you, but I'm just so pissed off!
My mother is out on the street, sucking Arab cock again, and I 
have to towel them off when she's done. I wish I had the guts to 
kill myself._________________________

THATS OK, MY STORY MIRRORS YOURS. WANNA PLAY SCHOOL AND PRETEND 
OUR PENCIL DICKS ARE REALLY OUR PENCILS? FUCK THESE BASTARDS 
THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND MAN-BOY LOVE LIKE WE DO.

PISSED YOUR SORRY ASS OFF THAT I SLAPPED YOUR PUNK ASS DOWN, 
DIDN'T IT? LOL!!!

OKAY, I'LL ADMIT THAT I WAS PISSED OFF BY YOU POSING AS ME. I'M 
ALSO PISSED OFF BECAUSE AFTER I READ MY POST ABOVE THIS ONE, I 
REALISED THAT NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE I SLAPPED YOU DOWN. I'M THE 
ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED DOWN. THERE. AND IT ISN'T DIFFICULT TO 
CONFESS. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED 
TO ME. LOL?                                                

now its time for the doctor to fuck your ass, marie, how about 
you and me baby? i do like you, and love you

I WAS MOLESTED, OK, RICHARD FUCKIN WARWICK, NOW YOU KNOW, I WAS 
MADE TO LICK IT LIKE A POP SICKLE, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, YA 
I WAS GOOD AT IT, BECAUSE STICKY STUFF CAME OUT.

YOU SURE CAN'T GET THAT DICKSUCKIN STUFF OUT OF YOUR MIND, CAN 
YOU? NO WONDER YOU CAN'T POST UNDER YOUR OWN NAME! IF IT AINT 
SELLIN FOR 5 DOLLARS, IT AINT YOU! ROFL!!!!

how much spunk is in your bowel now bitch, bet your little brown 
eye is fuckin sore this morning with all the cock its had over 
the last few days. You must be able to fist yourself up that 
shitter of yours by now.


Fuck Iv'e just Cum up my Monitor and its running down the sceen, 
Marie would you like me to save it and send it to you to swallow 
bitch or do one of you so called me want it 

I WAS MOLESTED, OK, RICHARD FUCKIN WARWICK, NOW YOU KNOW, I WAS 
MADE TO LICK IT LIKE A POP SICKLE, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, YA 
I WAS GOOD AT IT, BECAUSE STICKY STUFF CAME OUT.
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And the sticky stuff,
Was this glue?
Was this money?
Was this a glue factory you had going?

It was the butler in the library with the candlestick ...

Dear Dimitri,
Did you know that I conduct all of my internet postings from a 
pink padded room? My computer is made out of rubber and is of a 
sufficient size that it would prove incapable of swallowing. 
Sometimes I chuck it against the wall like a frisbee and it 
simply bounces harmlessly off. I have a shoelace. Do not tell 
anyone about this though. I have major plans for my shoelace.
Thank you!
Best wishes,
Richard Warwick

P.S. I get this message when I try to e-mail you. I will just 
keep trying and trying. So far I have tried about 8156 times to 
e-mail you and counting ..


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Q. Is it true that you plan to do absolutely nothing for us 
except rocket engines?
A. As Satan's children you should be deeply touched that I would 
ever even consider such a thing. It could be quite funny though 
watching a prawn do you with a ray gun. In any case, first we 
are doing *War in Space* In my opinion, if you ever wanted me to 
do anything else then you are just going to have to make me want 
to by absolutely showering me with gifts at every single minute 
of each day. [i.e. the survivors]
Q. Satan you fucking asshole, why don't you take it up the ass?
A. You see what I mean? It is actually a deeply ironic 
statement ...

Sorry. Correction. Big mistake. The extraterrestials look more 
like sea horses than prawns. Typo.

sea horses...good , i was worried about that

it was Richard Warwick in the bedroom with his dildo

I POOP OUT OF MY TWAT.

ISN'T THAT WIERD? LOL!!

Twat did you say?   

                            

QUIT THE FUCK TALKING SHIT OUT OF ME, OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING 
ASSES!
                     
               

QUIT THE FUCK TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME, OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING 
ASSES!  
                                    
                     
               

QUIT THE FUCK TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME, OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING 
ASSES! ____________________________

TRY, I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOUR FUCKING ASSES, FAKE LOSER FUCKER. YOU 
FOOL NOBODY, THEY ALL KNOW I'M GAY. IF LOVIN' ANOTHER MANS ASS 
IS WRONG, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT BEEEETCH!

I am Jesus Christ.
I speak the Truth.
I don't change my mind later on under any condition or situation 
or time lapse.
What I say goes.
Uri Geller bends spoons.
This is a worse than useless activity because a bent spoon is a 
useless spoon and yet he is worth millions.
David Blaine sits in blocks of ice and on top of poles.
Again, though this is an activity that may draw a crowd it has 
no intrinsic value except to make money.
There is this issue that I have been offering useful services in 
fields like medicine and other teachings for months and yet 
nobody has paid me a bean.
I need a couple of million pounds to fund Physics experiments 
which shall revolutionise our transport systems in the future.
There are other related reasons why I need to obtain this money.
Not today.
Not tomorrow ...
Now.
Now means Now!
It is in fact fundamentally critical that I obtain this money.
It is difficult to have closure on this subject because I know 
that people suffer medically and that I could have made a 
valuable contribution.
Unfortunately when you are staring absolute asses in the face 
who simply cannot react to what I am saying concerning finances 
then I have to draw the line sometime.
I've bent over backwards trying to get this across but still 
nothing happens and furthermore it STILL won't! :)
It is important that I notify you as soon as possible because I 
am aware that many people will have instilled in you a false 
hope that I might be helping you at a future date.
The sooner you know this the better because I don't want you to 
hold onto any false hope because it will simply be a greater 
letdown later on.
I am therefore doing the responsible thing.
Please look to Modern medicine to cure your ailments and cease 
forever to look to me.
It simply is not ever going to happen.
Sorry about that but you have to pay for services like that with 
CASH!
Sorry again.
I am still looking for money to finance the Physics research ..

Ted Nugent rules your fucking asses!

Ted Nugent rules our fucking asses!           

The Nuge does indeed rule and should run for Governor of 
Michigan with the "Motor City Madman" theme. He's 53, its time 
to "Kill It 'n Grill It". LOL! Seriously though, the man makes 
to much godamn sense to stand a chance.

On the topic of music: I understand there were a lot of pissed 
off Harley riders in Milwaukee tonight celebrating the 100 year 
aniversery. A suprise guest was the headliner at the big concert 
and many were thinking along the lines of the Rolling Stones 
when Elton John waddles his gay ass out onto the stage! A large 
part of the crowd made straight for the exits I heard.

So, here we are again, deja vu, all over again. Bombing the fuck 
out of Qaeda/Talibunnies in the mountains of southern 
Afghanistan -- and they hightail it back into Pakistan. Is this 
too fucking obvious that the big thinkers on high can't figure 
it out? No, its too many polititions sticking fucking their 
noses in where they don't belong. See Vietnam for reference 
material. Iraq? See Afghanistan comments.

Hi baby. I've missed you these past few nights. You were so sweet 
to send me the flowers. I LOVED them!! Call me soon okay 
babydoll?  Kiss kiss hug hug

TT              /00\
                 0         

On the question of funding my lifestyle:
What happens when you die?
Do you believe for example that Scientific experiments could be 
devised to settle the issue?
If you believe this then please proceed to devise them.
Naturally you have got yourself some excellent sponsors because 
you are not surrounded by jackasses like I am.
Perhaps because those people have learnt that these sort of 
things cost money?
If you believe utter crap like how Jesus is coming back again in 
2000 years then all I can say is have fun waiting.
I did however establish that God existed.
I did this by flying.
If you missed it - too fucking bad but ordinarily these kinds of 
activities demand a fee.
On the question of spiritual teachings.
Here is the big one:
Prayer does not work.
I've tried it over and over and I have satisfied myself that it 
does not work at all.
If you want to accomplish something then you must act.
For example, had you ever wanted to receive some half decent 
spiritual teachings from me then you could have paid me some 
money.
You didn't.
Hence I will never supply you with this kind of thing.
[Forget the leadership and the additional technology thing too 
please. I will eventually set up a holiday service between Earth 
and Xanadu. This will cost a lot of money. You will be given the 
guided tour and then you will be packed off right back to Earth. 
Capice?]

*demand* should read *command*

There you have it.
I think that the insane situation where I walk around with 
messed up finances and what amounts to *money vampires* had to 
be rectified one way or another.
The various ways you decided that my services were not worth a 
bean?
Blame yourselves.
This is the Judgement of God.
The way you react to a momentous event which is my reappearance 
is now accounted for.
You see that I know that you know that everybody knows all about 
my bank balance.
And yet you do not think that what I have to offer was ever 
worth improving its state.
Too bad.
Now about those rocket engines ....
They are not worth a bean either in my very best estimation.

Oh Sheeeeiiit!! I have seen the *we forgot to pay Jesus his 
pocket money* effect!

Actor. Born Charles Buchinski, on November 3, 1921 in Ehrenfeld, 
Pennsylvania. Though the only one of 15 children to finish high 
school, Bronson worked in the coal mines alongside his brothers 
to support the family. Born to Lithuanian immigrant parents, he 
served during World War II as a tailgunner, then used his G.I. 
Bill to study art in Philadelphia and, intrigued by acting, 
enrolled at California's Pasadena Playhouse. An instructor there 
introduced him to director Henry Hathaway, which resulted in his 
debut film role in You're in the Navy Now. 
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I will raise a glass and toast this good man this rainy Labor 
Day. As if I really needed a reason, right X? L O L!!! Cheers!

Fueled chiefly by their greed and lust the money merchants also 
got hold of some plain ol' jealousy and simply gave the 
obnoxious concoction a wink and a hint .... ;)
Having drowned themselves in an equally abstruse measure of 
their hideous brew they seeked upon an ambulance ....
Shooken and stirred by the inevitable delay of Accident & 
Emergency which by the way is all done on purpose simply to 
annoy you ....
They suddenly came to their senses and yelled *BUPA!*

hi, im not really dead!! dumb ass, dont believe everything you 
read, throw your computer away. Please

huh? what? did you type something of ignorant content? did you 
dick, what is it you want? 

Hi baby you were right about the anal thing

hi, im not really dead!! dumb ass, dont believe everything you 
read, throw your computer away. Please
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Sorry Charlie...but you are most definatly dead. Get used to it. 
Here's to you. Ya lived a good 'n honest life and in the movies, 
ya killed a lot of scum. Lookout tummy, here it comes. (((BURP)))

no no I am alive. jesus brought me back.

stupid man. I left him all my money ...

http://www.channel4.com/news/2003/09/week_1/01_hutton.html

The hierophant's victim?
Insult me all over again.
To whom however can you draw some comparison?
Why don't you just drop over dead on the spot?

Seems you kids need to get a life and stop being assholes.

You don't have an idea.

Wanna fuck?  This time we'll use my dick.

Grow Up ! !

From: X 
To: Marie 
Date: Sun Aug 31 05:36:54 2003 
Message:
how much spunk is in your bowel now bitch, bet your little 
brown 
eye is fuckin sore this morning with all the cock its had over 
the last few days. You must be able to fist yourself up that 
shitter of yours by now.


Fuck Iv'e just Cum up my Monitor and its running down the 
sceen, 
Marie would you like me to save it and send it to you to 
swallow 
bitch or do one of you so called me want it 


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From: Marie 
To: Richard Warwick 
Date: Sat Aug 30 16:36:27 2003 
Message:
Did you play with your Cock while thinking of shoving it up my 
waste pipe then 
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From: u know who 
To: marie 
Subject: i love you 
Date: Sun Aug 31 01:33:58 2003 
Message:
now its time for the doctor to fuck your ass, marie, how about 
you and me baby? i do like you, and love you
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You are one sick puppy!
I dont know what you think you are trying to accomplish!
Have you a problem with your ass?
Did you like have an operation that removed your colon and you 
are now going potty in a bag attached to your side?
Is there something about the rectal cavity that excites you to 
no end?
Or do you need to just put the pipe down?

From: Richard Warwick 
To: *THAT GUY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN. WHAT A 
FUCKER THAT GUY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 
Subject: *LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BLAIR*
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Not a chance! lol....

not my posts although from now on i love u

huey lewis rules your fuckin asses

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED JESSIE JACKSON*

It has a certain ring to it.

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BILLERY CLINTON*

Ahhh, even more soothing.

huey lewis rules your fuckin asses
____________________________________

Huey whoee? Wang Dang Sweet Poontang still rules.

9-11-01 quite the majic act,
 
 srendipity.li/wot/aa11.htm

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED JESSIE JACKSON*

It has a certain ring to it.

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BILLERY CLINTON*

Ahhh, even more soothing.
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Guess who is getting the political manifesto?
I need to prepare my US puppet. :)

How are you supposed to resolve this URL?

I understand that your asshole is very dear to you.
Believe me that many is the time that I have paid mine 
compliments - or rather my sweet looking ass.
On the other hand I am all into that virginal purity stuff.
All that Holy Virgin stuff gets me off ...
So can we possibly move the argument on into slightly more 
relevant and interesting areas of discussion?

KD LANG RULES X'S ASS!!
                  

serendipity.li/wot/aa11.htm

LISTEN TO ME, INFIDEL BASTARDS, REPORTS OF MY DEATH ARE GREATLY 
EXAGERATED BY THE GREAT SATAN MEDIA! I AM ALIVE!! THAT BOMBING 
THING WITH THE SHIITES WAS NOTHING MORE THAN a little MISTAKE!

HA! THOUGHT YOU COULD BLAME IT ON ME! HA! I WAS WITH A BURLY MAN 
WITH A BUSHY MOUSTACHE LIKE I HAD, FUCKING HIM HARD IN THE ASS. 
IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ME! GOD WILLING, I WILL BE FUCKING HIM UP 
THE ASS AGAIN SOON AND THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAQ WILL TOSS THE 
INVADERS OUT ON THEIR ASSES! MMMMMM, ASSES, BIG HAIRY ASSES... 

Yes well I am very sorry but this is simply incorrect.
Why don't you take up airplane spotting?
Notice for example how many commercial airplanes employ red in 
their tail ...
This is an absolutely appalling conspiracy theory!
It doesn't even attempt to provide anything except the most 
laughable infantile reasoning to support its crazy conclusions. 
LOL!!
Just forget it!
I'm going for a beer. LOL!!

My opinion is that he is alive but he was not responsible for 
this attack.
It's your opinion too?
Good! :)
Maybe you are at the Pentagon.
Maybe you are a broadcaster for Al Jazeera.
Maybe you are walking around the lunar craters in the mountains 
of Afghanistan.
Maybe I did *901* .... :)

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Don't be hatin' man! Can't we just all get along?

i had a dream that a big huge 11ft tall man came up to me and 
said the end is near! he had curly red hair and had chains all 
over him he only had one eye!!i wonder what this means.

it means youre a queer.

I would say it means somebody slipped you some blotter acid. But 
if indeed this was drug free dream, I'd say you're talking about
Dajal.

Make that Dajjal. Aparently Dajal with one J is some type of 
cattle breed found in Pakistan and India, not to be confused 
with the Devil or the Anti-Christ.

i had a dream that a big huge 11ft tall man came up to me and 
said the end is near! he had curly red hair and had chains all 
over him he only had one eye!!i wonder what this means.
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It simply means that you are about to get another dream about 
how your maniacal creation will eat you and all of your 
neighbours too! It sucks to be 11ft tall, of a single eye and 
red haired too! I am so very sorry that you suffer from these 
kind of physical ailments! In the meantime, while stock like you 
gets lambasted: 
[http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/steve/2001/10-
10gartner.asp} 
Well do you know that Mr. Fickin Sophistication has already 
decided the outcome of your job appeal specifically with respect 
to the workings/existence [as a net sum] of those machinations 
[when we have a spare mo' we derive from their humour and 
concern for that totality we like to call *The Human 
Condition* ......}
Fuckin' Hell this is weird, Hillary is gettin' the definitive 
doctrine ............
Uh! I like that! 
I mean not you. Hillary.
Have a nice day now! :)

Because you are a piece of shit?
Because we don't want your shitass pizza?
None of us on this board want your pizza .....
Now go rot in hell fuckin' pizza delivery man.

You could look outside your window:
Or you could listen to the television weather reporting.
Provided you are still living.
Well are you?
Punk.

Now Richard, you don't really want to piss off the pizza man do 
you? He's got your 'thirty minutes or less' strapped right to 
his chest!

Now Richard, you don't really want to piss off the pizza man do 
you? He's got your 'thirty minutes or less' strapped right to 
his chest!
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KA........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
These pizza toppings amuse me endlessly.

Rub the pizza all over Maries naked body, then fuck her up the 
shitter ;-)

I am assuming that you a just a young dumb punk. If not then I 
guess that all you ragheads are all the same..........STUPID!

I fuckin hate Ragheads and Sandmonkeys, they should all be put 
against a fuckin wall and shot in front of their kids, then shoot 
all the litle ragheads one by one. Long live Hitler 

I hate smiley face symbols - they suck. I propose replacing them 
with breast symbols on this board. Here are some suggestions:


Computer Breasts: 


(o)(o) perfect breasts 

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts 

(*)(*) high nipple breasts 

(@)(@) big nipple breasts 

oo a cups 

{ O }{ O } d cups 

(oYo) wonder bra breasts 

( ^)( ^) cold breasts 

(o)(O) lopsided breasts 

(Q)(O) pierced breasts 

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts 

(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts 

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts 

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts 

< o >< o > electric shock breasts 

|o||o| android breasts 

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch) 

(%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler) 

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts 

(^o)(o) zit on your breast 

( o Y o ) poses for SCORE magazine breasts 

Why don't you get a real woman instead of dreaming about tits 
all day on this board? Dingbat

R_iChARd_: Gimme your money.
Backgate!: nooooo
R_iChARd_: now! LOL
Backgate!: give ME A chance TO invest I something SO absurd
that people will BUY IT.
R_iChARd_: Then prepare for *Death by Wabbit* - whatever that
is.
Backgate!: i feel u have THE feeling
R_iChARd_: Hmmm. I will not. Life is not supposed to be an easy
ride.
R_iChARd_: I just saw the lesbian bus convention go by.
R_iChARd_: R U getting this?
Backgate!: Welcome to the Universe! Got Your ticket? No?
WANNA BUY ONE?
R_iChARd_: Tout those and we'll shoot you with a ray gun ..
Backgate!: Yes! A Ronald Ray-Gun!
Backgate!: Or a Arnie ScwartzGUN!
R_iChARd_: Let's have someone dress up in clown clothes and
shoot the touts with a ray gun. Could be funny.
Backgate!: Anything can happen, my friend. ANYTHING.
R_iChARd_: It's really funny but I killed Dr. Kelly dressed up in
clown clothes with a ray gun.
R_iChARd_: For example.
Backgate!: nOT BAD
R_iChARd_: I am watching BBC1
R_iChARd_: I have no porn channels so I am stuck with that.
Backgate!: Most of us , uh, think, I mean don't think.... Most 
of us
just stupidly, I mean stoooopidly watch the news that the
government feeds us...
Backgate!: DA Beeb is DA noise of GOD.
R_iChARd_: The government stoopidly gawk at it too.
Backgate!: The BBC said the Lockness Monster is a hoax.
Scotland is relly pissed off.
R_iChARd_: Extra strong medicine: Add beer & stir in the
sanwiches and swallow the whole fuckbusting thing down.
R_iChARd_: Say something scummy about TB Erik.
R_iChARd_: Do it for me.
Backgate!: Hey. Apart from mint sauce & lamb, i don't see
anything cullinary in UK food. Well, perhaps Haggis.
R_iChARd_: Cod & chips with mint and cranberry sauce and
bovril gravy
R_iChARd_: Tony Blair is like that.
Backgate!: He will get reelected...believe me. But not in 
England.$
Backgate!: Zimbabwe is looking for a new CLOWN.
R_iChARd_: The great Zimbabwean bleeding circus is coming to
town.
R_iChARd_: So you 2 are on 1. :)
Backgate!: nO FUN. rEMEMBER when we 2were on U2?
Backgate!: 34 on Lily
R_iChARd_: My brief televisual career was also a clown act ..
Backgate!: The pif of Lukta on horse-piss-feather-hat.
R_iChARd_: I am a sort of Greenpeace terrorista.
R_iChARd_: I need to drink more and make less and less sense
....
R_iChARd_: I'm going to watch Newsnight next. Isn't life 
exciting?
Backgate!: Listen, I got pissed off at Greenpeace-stand lady the
other day, as I explained that releasing HELIUM-FILLED PLACTIC
BALOONS was equal to throwing PLASTIC nto the ocean. They
never bothered me since.$
R_iChARd_: Do you like Helium bombs?
R_iChARd_: I want to start a collection.
Backgate!: Remember the bicycle pump?
R_iChARd_: It's good but I still prefer Helium bombs -
they make that pretty cracking sound when they go off.
R_iChARd_: I lit a few in the backgarden the other day.
Backgate!: YEAh
R_iChARd_: Yes. We shafted Tony Blair with the bicycle pump.
R_iChARd_: We did it on live TV and everybody laughed and
then we went home.
R_iChARd_: That's when his career really began to take off.
Backgate!: It is uh.. a long time ago, but I think I'll, uh, buy 
some
laughing gas. 
Backgate!: lighter than air, man!
R_iChARd_: Wait. The police woman is coming again.
R_iChARd_: Do you not think it is impressive how quickly I can
type with one hand?
Backgate!: She has a passion for guys like us.$
R_iChARd_: It's the pad man. It's a babe magnet.
Backgate!: impressed,--as it were.
Backgate!: Hey, I wanna come and see U again. Ge t
Backgate!: get organised
R_iChARd_: I wonder if there is anything in my Swiss bank
account ..
Backgate!: Number? code?
R_iChARd_: I know I'll just keep wondering. That is fun.
R_iChARd_: UBS
R_iChARd_: Would you like a blank cheque?
R_iChARd_: I need to buy clown clothes.
Backgate!: Fuck UBS. Close the account NOW!
R_iChARd_: No. I did. They reopened it.
Backgate!: UBS will shaft YOU UP THE ASS
R_iChARd_: Maybe I have another Swiss bank account
somewhere ..
R_iChARd_: Was your experience with UBS a poor one?
Backgate!: Talk to Julian, and Julian ONLY.
R_iChARd_: Guillane guilan July Anne .. Newsnight is on!!
R_iChARd_: Do you mind if I publish this chat on the internet?
R_iChARd_: I'll take out the e-mails
Backgate!: K, GOTTA GO. nICE TALKING 2 u, ALTHOUGH WE
never did talk about the speed of light and beyond. But, hey, 
it's
OK. Nest time we will
R_iChARd_: Yeah we will though. I'll talk to Julian soon.
Backgate!: Pease.
R_iChARd_: I need to do other presentations.
Backgate!: i maen PEACE.
R_iChARd_: In writing and that kinda thing.
R_iChARd_: You okay I publish THIS?
Backgate!: Signing
offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff..
......................................
..........
Backgate!: Go ahead...
R_iChARd_: ok bye bye
Backgate!: by

I was looking for educated opinions concerning flaws within that 
theory, you are not qualified to present related differences, 
that was obvious in your post to me, please educate yourself.

I was looking for educated opinions concerning flaws within that 
theory, you are not qualified to present related differences, 
that was obvious in your post to me, please educate yourself.
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Try this one you idiot.
The 767 really is a 767.

Why don't you get a real woman instead of dreaming about tits 
all day on this board? Dingbat
________________________________________

ROFLMFAO!!! I think that is the first post you ever made not 
ending with you fucking someone up the shitter. (^o)(o)

You explain nothing, their is no clear evidence it was a 767 
however there is evidence that says its not. Everything is as 
they tell us, hmmmm, no , i think not. This does however require 
an intelligent mind to conceive. You are not of an intelligent 
nature, that is very clear in your reppetitive ramblings. You 
spout garbage with no clear point involved.

You explain nothing, their is no clear evidence it was a 767 
however there is evidence that says its not. Everything is as 
they tell us, hmmmm, no , i think not. This does however require 
an intelligent mind to conceive. You are not of an intelligent 
nature, that is very clear in your reppetitive ramblings. You 
spout garbage with no clear point involved.
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Maybe you are living a conspiracy?
I'm sorry, it was an F-16.
That is what it was.
It was the uni-bomber flying it too.
It really was.

as we laugh at every post you ever typed

uni-bomber , wow richard, your quick with your keyboard, by the 
way w