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From: u |<now who
To: u |<now who
Date: Sun Aug 17 01:06:01 2003

Message:
just when the crowd thought he couldnt get more ignorant......
u |<now who has to begin talking to himself.....

From:
To:
Date: Sun Aug 17 02:44:54 2003

Message:
u know who is an ignorant asshole who has no life and tries to 
get everyone into fights on this board he doesnt know jackshit 
has no opinion and outcries just because he cant complete a 
conversation he is an idiot wake up people

From: Bega
To: inspector clusoe
Date: Sun Aug 17 04:00:21 2003

Message:
It is recorded that Enoch lived for 365 years, but that is a 
relative figure because apparently Yhovah took him on board and 
didn't bring him back.  In Hebrews 11:5 the word translate is 
used 3 times: By faith Enoch was translated that he should not 
see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: 
for before his translation he had this testimony, that he 
pleased God. The words from which "translate" is rendered mean" 
to transport".  It is clear that he was physically transported 
and it is the amazing odyssey that Enoch records after,  God 
took him , that reveals the true cause of early mankind s 
demise.  Enoch had a revelation given to him just as John 
received thousands of years later on the Isle of Patmos.  Here, 
in brief, is what Enoch has to say about what caused such a 
radical action as a worldwide flood:
    The angels were in such close contact with mankind that they 
actually taught men previously unknown knowledge.  This is a 
practical explanation about why there is no apparent evolution 
of early culture, just a sudden burst of knowledge with no 
evident progression of learning.  It not only seems that our 
ancestors were taught advanced skills, but the records of many 
ancient cultures testify to that reality.    Certain angels 
actually organized a plot to inbreed with human women and swore 
an evil oath to seal the devastating conspiracy.  The 
ringleaders are named and the number of conspirators is given.  
Many ancient writings speak of such a relationship with divine 
or extraterrestrial beings.    The offspring of this plot were 
giants.  World anthropological, and historical documentation, as 
well as the biblical record, testify to the existence of giants 
throughout the ages.  Please see our section on Giants HERE
    The giants apparently had appetites that matched their 
size.  These hybrid monsters ate all man could produce, and when 
man could not produce enough, they began to eat humans.  They 
also began to consume all they could acquire from nature, and 
when this ran out they turned on each other.
    The rampant destruction of the natural environment by the 
giant hybrids and the corruption of mankind caused the decision 
to flood the planet.       When the flood killed the giants, 
their spirits separated from their bodies as spirit beings whose 
sole purpose is to torture and devastate man until the judgment 
day.    The angels who perpetrated the invasive act are 
imprisoned, but the spirits of their illicit offspring are 
roaming the planet.
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John would probably make a good fuck.
I will consider what you are saying later.



From: Bega
To: The little boys & girls
Date: Sun Aug 17 04:03:16 2003

Message:
You fuck with people financially or otherwise ..
I'm going to take you out.
Simple.
We'll drop you into Hell and laugh at your continual pain.
It's going to be fun.
You little boys & girls.
How are you?
This should be good.

From: Bega
To: u |<now who
Subject: *inspectah clueless*
Date: Sun Aug 17 04:06:41 2003

Message:
just when the crowd thought it couldnt get more boring.....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

play your video game and die shitface.
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Yeah I guess. LOL!!!!

From: Bega
To: *MORONS*
Subject: *YOU ARE CHIEFLY MORONS - LOL!!*
Date: Sun Aug 17 07:39:55 2003

Message:
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
It's Jesus Christ!
Yes! LOL!! Jesus Christ .. at your Service!
[Well a bit anyway.]
Tell me about your Australian naturalisation again ..
.. Jesus Christ! :)

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *ATKIN'S DIET*
Date: Sun Aug 17 08:08:55 2003

Message:
My best consultative opinion is that it is all about running 
1000's and 1000's and 1000's of miles ...
Of course you are perfectly entitled to differ in your opinion 
and since I don't give a flying fuck between you and Sunday 
then .. ??
Dunno.
I tell you what.
I challenge you to a run down the ... runway??
Look at it this way:
Your Ferrari has been sucking you off for years and the simple 
bitches fell for it but the smart ones are where???
I don't know quite honestly.
If I ever discover them they are probably almost out of this 
world! :)

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *WE'RE ALL IMPRESSED BY YOUR IMMEDIATE INTERNAL HAEMORRHAGE*
Date: Sun Aug 17 08:55:11 2003

Message:
Yes it was good.
And I spat it all down the plughole.
And I did it ON PURPOSE!!!
And I don't care!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *IT'S THE MESSIAH'S WORLD NOW.* :))
Date: Sun Aug 17 09:01:15 2003

Message:
Where has Suzi Perry gone?
Oh where do you think she gone?
I think she gone down the steep and slippery slope ...... :))
I think she gone ..
To Croydon.

From: om/cf
To: Bega
Date: Sun Aug 17 12:46:07 2003

Message:
http://www.suziperry.com/

Could this chick get any more full of herself? Sheesh. LOL!

From: Marie
To: Lance
Date: Sun Aug 17 13:30:49 2003

Message:
Well good to hear you made it through school relatively safe.
But call me old fashioned, but I still believe that school is a 
place for learning, and should have nothing to do with being 
gay, straight, lesbian, black, white, hispanic, etc, etc.. Or 
wearing the latest fashions. I mean if you are gay, so be it. I 
dont see announcing it to the world is going to make any school 
a better place to get an education since there is still alot of 
predjudice assosiated with gay folks! And children can be very 
mean, once they find out where this school is located that 
opens a door for an increase in "Homegrown" Terrorism. I 
understand what you are saying, and that's a shame that, that 
child you knew commited suicide, but maybe had he not commented 
on his "Sexual Preferance" he may not have been humiliated, and 
tortured. I just think it's a better idea not to say what 
sexual preferance you are, and just carry on with the learning 
process. Straight children are tormented every day in school, 
and some of them are driven to suicide also. Which is becomming 
a growing concern. But announcing you are gay, a gang member, 
etc.. only opens the door for more relentless attacks on 
children who dont need the added pressure already associated 
with making it day, by day in school.

From: Marie
To: Lance
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:11:17 2003

Message:
By the way is the power back on in Toronto? You all did that on 
purpose didnt you? I am only kidding!!

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:17:21 2003

Message:
I didnt flip you off up there the second time lol, I did the 
first time but that wasnt me the second time!

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Marie
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:13:40 2003

Message:
Hi, you are so correct in announcing that it is a groWING 
concern, oh and the relentless attacks too, that added pressure 
is going to destroy everything that is wonderful.

From: Lance
To: Marie
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:20:07 2003

Message:
Ya, why should a gay guy get beat up and picked on just because 
he wants to suck a weener, I say go ahead and suck the weener, 
and go into hiding, away from all the big mean straight guys 
with hot girlfriends.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sun Aug 17 14:19:09 2003

Message:
From: Bega 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A HALF PINT OF MY BLOOD?* 
Date: Sat Aug 16 19:48:57 2003 
Message:
I declare open season on the bids for it.
It's got rather a great deal of red blood cells.
One wonders sometimes how with blood that thick it could ever 
course at all through those veins.
What is it? Group A naturally - you see if both your parents 
are 
A well the rest as they say is History ..
Shall we reexamine the abnormal liver activity? :)
We stand perplexed.
However, how is the state of the blood these days your 
Majesty? :)
--------------------------------------

Why stop at a pint of blood? I bet you could get about 10,000 
for a kidney!! j/k

From: X
To: Merlyn
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:13:27 2003

Message:
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE FUCKING GAY
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE BREATH SMELLS LIKE CUM
MERLYN IS A FAGGOT- YOU LIKE DICKS UP YOUR ASS

YOU'RE A FUCKING MIDGET, SO YOU CAN BLOW GUYS WITHOUT KNEELING
YOU & WALTER MET AT A GAY BAR AND WANTED TO START A RELATIONSHIP
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU SUCK
YOU WENT WITH LIBERACE HE SAYS YOU SUCK TOO

I'LL FIGHT YOU ANYTIME YOU FAG
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOU'RE FAG REDNECKS FIGHT FOR YOU
IF YOU SO BRUTAL, WHY WONT YOU FIGHT ME BY YOURSELF
YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING FAGGOT HOMO PUSSY 



From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Marie
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:31:57 2003

Message:
are you a COMEDIAN because i read your crap and i just laugh and 
laugh, keep it up you funny bitch :)

From: Bega
To: om/cf
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:10:15 2003

Message:
http://www.suziperry.com/

Could this chick get any more full of herself? Sheesh. LOL!
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I like her voice recordings. I download them and laugh! LOL!

From: Bega
To: Marie
Subject: *THE CHEQUE PLEEEASE .. *
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:50:25 2003

Message:
From: Bega 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A HALF PINT OF MY BLOOD?* 
Date: Sat Aug 16 19:48:57 2003 
Message:
I declare open season on the bids for it.
It's got rather a great deal of red blood cells.
One wonders sometimes how with blood that thick it could ever 
course at all through those veins.
What is it? Group A naturally - you see if both your parents 
are 
A well the rest as they say is History ..
Shall we reexamine the abnormal liver activity? :)
We stand perplexed.
However, how is the state of the blood these days your 
Majesty? :)
--------------------------------------

Why stop at a pint of blood? I bet you could get about 10,000 
for a kidney!! j/k
-----------------------------------------------------------------
10,000 ... but what currency??? ;)

From: Vega
To: Bega
Date: Sun Aug 17 16:21:05 2003

Message:
rats like cheese. dogs dig bones. cats eat rats. dogs eat cats, 
do u see where i am going with this?

From: om/cf
To: Vega
Subject: dogs Vs. cats
Date: Sun Aug 17 17:04:58 2003

Message:
In my experience, a cat will kick a dogs ass every single time. 
Well, actually the cat will rip some claws across the dogs snout 
and effectivly the dog calls it quits. I've never seen a dog eat 
a cat and I've been around both all my life.

From: Bega
To: Vega
Date: Sun Aug 17 17:25:20 2003

Message:
rats like cheese. dogs dig bones. cats eat rats. dogs eat cats, 
do u see where i am going with this?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes, of course I do!
Just write me out the cheque.
Please.
Thanks! :)

From: X
To: ALL
Date: Sun Aug 17 18:00:25 2003

Message:
I JUST PULLED MY STINKY FINGER FROM MY ARSE, AND IT SMELLS 
DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.  COULD TACO PIZZA CAUSE THIS?

From: Bega
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 18:24:45 2003

Message:
I JUST PULLED MY STINKY FINGER FROM MY ARSE, AND IT SMELLS 
DIFFERENT THAN USUAL.  COULD TACO PIZZA CAUSE THIS?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well does it taste like taco pizza???

From: ALL
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 18:29:32 2003

Message:
no, sucking your dead mother dry is why

From: Colonel Sanders
To:
Subject: For Da Board
Date: Sun Aug 17 19:01:26 2003

Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken  
     Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here 
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?) 
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct 
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A 
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither 
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has 
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will 
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No, 
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one 
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there 
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that 
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze 
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the 
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you 
pencil puds, but read on.  
     Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of 
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will 
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up 
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the 
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them, 
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You 
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape? 
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send 
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet 
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the 
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the 
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together 
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet 
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage? 
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and 
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are 
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to 
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from 
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve), 
besides they make a convenient handle.  
     You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need 
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with 
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your 
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or 
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for 
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the 
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you 
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a 
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if 
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would 
you?  
     Your grip should be one hand around the base of the 
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short 
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short 
strokes, I forgot.  
     Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to 
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready 
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck. 
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some 
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you 
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.  
     I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You 
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only 
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love. 
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the 
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is 
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the 
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to 
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the 
neighbors might talk.  
     You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel 
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?  


From: Cat Hater
To: All
Subject: Pussy Time !!!!
Date: Sun Aug 17 19:09:07 2003

Message:
i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of the little shithead 
that you can't get rid of, usually cuz you're mom thinks it's 
the nicest fucker alive.

1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the fucker get's in your 
way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and 
watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just 
put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying. 
It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor, 
with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican 
without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the 
stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the 
air.

2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't 
really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it 
defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz 
everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some 
diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab 
of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat 
will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't 
reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so 
fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the 
cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can 
glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his 
head and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain 
reaction?) Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all 
dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in 
turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get 
it?). But that's kinda mean.

3 -- Wiskers (heh, heh, heh)....Ok, you know who you are people, 
you kind that clips cat's wiskers and laughs like hell. Cat's 
use wiskers to navigate in the dark, like when they're entering 
a tight spot, their wiskers will tell them if they're about to 
run into something (kind of like those cadillacs with those 
metal tubes sticking out the side). So what do you do? You cut 
the fuckers wiskers, down to you start getting fur. Then you 
gotta through the cat in a closet, and open the door, oh, about 
4 inches. The cat will naturally be fucked and stunned that us 
humans would do such a thing (it probably is equlivant of a cat 
cutting off your dick) and he'll start bumping around, wondering 
what the fuck....So you just sit there and laugh your ass off. 
The cat might eventually make it's way out of the closet, but 
maybe you could, hmmm...Find something else to do to it after 
that? (grin>

4 -- Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is 
throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room 
(you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And 
start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, 
the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to 
it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep 
swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when 
you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly 
open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, 
believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're 
gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, 
moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is 
the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on 
Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.

4 -- Water ...We all know that cats hate water more than dogs, 
and would rather travel in a car then deal with it. But cat's 
are funny as hell in water. Try filling up a tub, or a sink, or 
something with water in it that the cat will fit in. Throw the 
fucker in for a minute or two (unless it's definitely going to 
drown, we'll talk about killing them later) and watch it 
squeal..They act like water is acid or something and yet they 
still drink water out of the toilet when none is available 
(these fuckers gotta get their facts straight). After the cat 
has had enough torture, grab it by the ear, or tail, or get a 
good grab around it's head and throw it out (throw it outside 
you fool). When a cat get's wet (especially a long-haired cat) 
they look like giant ferrets, really nasty like (which might 
persuade you to do something else, like nail it to a 2 by 4 and 
shoot it full of b-b's) but don't hurt it too bad..

5 -- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave (no, really) 
and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there, and look 
through the little see-through window...It should be scared as 
hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't move much at 
all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke it! Just nuke 
it for 20 seconds at a time...The cat will start squirming at 
about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the 
Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will definitely 
have radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it within a 
month or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll probably kill 
it, depending on the size of the cat, the microwave cooks inside 
out, so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will be a 
little toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably sterilizing it 
or leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course, you can 
go "All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and can nuke it 
for 5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO know 
someone who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking gross, 
and being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for it. In 30 
seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and freaking out (which 
brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the door can't be 
opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the microwave 
anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like nothing 
you've ever seen before, some blood was coming from it's mouth 
due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of seisures and 
some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At about 2 and a 
half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils were dialated 
and it was twitching like someone stuck a Electrolysis gun up 
it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The smell of the cat 
would make any mortician throw up, that's why I would suggest 
alot of open windows and doors and some type of gas mask on. The 
last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the fucker is dead 
(for good reason too) it's time to watch the fireworks...I think 
at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's eyeballs 
literally popped out of it's sockets, and the blood started to 
ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15 seconds, it's fur 
starts to curl (although it was already crispy) and at about 5 
minutes, the whole microwave is one big slaughterhouse. Which 
brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier, Nuke the cat in a 
microwave you no longer want to use (not to mention the 
microwave is probably broken anyway). Just throw the microwave 
away and chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids if 
you want.


From: Cat
To: Cat Hater
Subject: PISS OFF ASSHOLE
Date: Sun Aug 17 19:13:10 2003

Message:
http://www.pcshock.com/Moo/images/catwithattitude.jpg

From: X
To: PHONY X
Date: Sun Aug 17 20:22:55 2003

Message:
I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR TWO DAYS! I THINK IT'S FUNNY AS HELL THAT 
SOME OF YOU WANT TO BE ME SO VERY BAD!!!! LOL!

From: X
To:
Date: Sun Aug 17 20:42:00 2003

Message:
WHO LIKES HOW I LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Bega
To: X
Date: Sun Aug 17 21:04:27 2003

Message:
WHO LIKES HOW I LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A bit overemphasised.

From: om/cf
To: chicken fucking pussy hater
Date: Sun Aug 17 22:19:17 2003

Message:
Don't be h8t'n!

From:
To: u know who
Date: Mon Aug 18 01:07:52 2003

Message:

From: me
To: marie
Date: Mon Aug 18 11:57:28 2003

Message:
Oh come on bitch, let me fuck you up the brown eye and cum in 
your mouth

From: awm
To: all
Subject: whatever
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:12:49 2003

Message:
just droped in and I find that same old sick people nothing wise 
to talk about grow up and act like men.I will be back in three 
months time to see any improvment good luck.

From: THE TRUE X
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:25:21 2003

Message:
DID I MENTION THERE IS A PHONY X LURKING IN THE SHADOWS, IF IT 
IS MY POST FROM NOW ON I WILL CALL MYSELF "THE TRUE X" JUST TO 
GIVE THE BOARD A QUICK HEADS UP. 

From: Marie
To: X
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:32:48 2003

Message:
hi x why do you suck cocks in the truck stop? does it make you 
feel sexy? suck harder and please blow more often, I'm just 
quoting your father :)

From: Bega
To: Croydonites
Subject: *COULD THIS POSSIBLY INVOLVE ....... MONEY????* :)
Date: Mon Aug 18 14:31:16 2003

Message:
[To the sane, original contributors on this board ignore the 
following lunacy.]
My opinion is that the Space Mission will occur locally and 
despite appearances.
Nonetheless, that is my opinion and it is not infallible.
I have seen some other reasons why people should get their act 
together and make an initial investment.
As I have explained the most appropriate ways to get hold of 
some money is either through a public bursary [which is unlikely 
but realise that the politicians are wrapped up in their own 
problems currently] or through asking people to pool together a 
few pounds.
I am however pursuing less appropriate avenues because I fail to 
be able to impress on people the seriousness of this requirement 
and the proof is in the pudding: I have received nothing through 
this means.
The fact I have none is I am aware upsetting a lot of people for 
diverse reasons which is why I would ask those people I 
originally asked to get organised and act.
Thank you.

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *Concerning the inability to heal anyone or anything.*
Date: Mon Aug 18 14:40:09 2003

Message:
Concerning the inability to heal anyone or anything:
I think we should just accept that psychologically your 
treatment of me has been less than mediocre.
I believe many of you require psychological examination 
yourselves.
Hopefully in a few years I might feel better about other people 
but it is not about to happen anytime soon.
Things like prolonging my material resourcing abilities don't 
really change this because the damage was done a long while back 
yet I cannot see the point of extending this over time: it is 
simply unhelpful.
It should be clear that I want to be left alone.
It is hard to gain privacy.
The best thing I've come up with practically is to live in a 
bomb shelter ..
That way I wouldn't be disturbed say by noises outside the 
window and similiar which these days I have become probably 
overly sensitive to.
So there is a few more things there to consider.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 16:22:40 2003

Message:
Cats are evil. they get caught in your car fan, they get under 
your tires, but they're lots of fun to do burnouts on!    

From: u |<now who
To: Bega
Date: Mon Aug 18 17:54:05 2003

Message:
a you talking to someone?............. u are 1 weired mother 
fucker........ where do you come up with this shit?

From: u |<now who
To: Bega
Date: Mon Aug 18 17:59:30 2003

Message:
a you talking to someone?............. u are 1 weired mother 
fucker........ where do you come up with this shit?

From: X
To: DA BOARD
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:04:10 2003

Message:
HAY ALL!!!!! i JUST STROLLED IN FROM A LONG WEEKEND AT MY LOCAL 
FAGGY BAR, I, OF COURSE WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION, WITH MY LEATHER 
CHAPS ON WITH THE BUTT CHEEKS CUT OUT. I FELT LIKE A GODDESS, IT 
WAS NICE.

From: Bega
To: u |<now who
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:16:30 2003

Message:
a you talking to someone?............. u are 1 weired mother 
fucker........ where do you come up with this shit?
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A lot of people visit this site though they don't participate 
with messages here.
*Where do I come up with this shit?*
Where do you think I come up with this shit?

From: THE TRUE X
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:17:27 2003

Message:
I TRUELY CAN SAY THAT I AM THE BOARD BITCH, I WISH I COULD 
DEFEND MY HONOR, BUTT I AM A FUCKING MORON :(

From: u |<now who
To: Bega
Subject: The Weired Shit Bega Types
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:20:45 2003

Message:
you type some weired shit.

From: Bega
To: u |<now who
Date: Mon Aug 18 18:51:01 2003

Message:
you type some weired shit.
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You are confirming this?

From: Bega
To:
Subject: *GREETINGS!*
Date: Mon Aug 18 19:17:19 2003

Message:
I just don't see how people can come up to me in the street and 
mouth off a few words about *new messiah* and hound me and give 
me no privacy amongst other things and also to be fully aware of 
my financial condition.
Also since I promise to be a *money making machine* and to 
consider the fact that EVEN THEN people are not interested in an 
investment that will hugely enrich them and are uninterested in 
local economic revival to begin.
Huh? 
My opinion is that you are insane.

From: Bega
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 19:42:36 2003

Message:
I SUCK PENIS UNTIL IT BLOWS IN MY MOUTH :) CALL ME A CUNT BUT I 
WILL BE SUCKING ONE VERY SHORTLY, I MUST SAY IT SENDS ME 
FLOGGING ABOUT. god bless the dead queen and her soul:))

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 20:32:18 2003

Message:
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From: Bega
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 21:00:42 2003

Message:
This name sucks. I'm going to do away with it and just go back 
to Richard. Go Bega Seth up the arse of a Secret Agent!!!
LOL! Stupid kiddies.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 21:15:39 2003

Message:
That's my name!
You're all insane!
Show me the money ..
You're all very funny.
I am also Jesus Christ.
Offhand I cannot think what rhymes with this.
This rythme scheme was supposed to be couplets.
Looks like I fucked it.

From:
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 22:48:22 2003

Message:
Let's kill cats!!
            
        

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Mon Aug 18 22:49:06 2003

Message:
From: Bega 
To: Marie 
Subject: *THE CHEQUE PLEEEASE .. * 
Date: Sun Aug 17 15:50:25 2003 
Message:
From: Bega 
To: *MAYDAY HOSPITAL* 
Subject: *WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR A HALF PINT OF MY BLOOD?* 
Date: Sat Aug 16 19:48:57 2003 
Message:
I declare open season on the bids for it.
It's got rather a great deal of red blood cells.
One wonders sometimes how with blood that thick it could ever 
course at all through those veins.
What is it? Group A naturally - you see if both your parents 
are 
A well the rest as they say is History ..
Shall we reexamine the abnormal liver activity? :)
We stand perplexed.
However, how is the state of the blood these days your 
Majesty? :)
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Why stop at a pint of blood? I bet you could get about 10,000 
for a kidney!! j/k
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10,000 ... but what currency??? ;)

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Call your Treasury Dept. and see who's currency is stronger at 
the moment!
You do know I am joking right? lol...

From: Marie
To: Me
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:05:08 2003

Message:
From: me 
To: marie 
Date: Mon Aug 18 11:57:28 2003 
Message:
Oh come on bitch, let me fuck you up the brown eye and cum in 
your mouth
--------------------------------
Nope!


From: Marie
To: Nice try U Know Nothing!
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:08:08 2003

Message:
From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:32:48 2003 
Message:
hi x why do you suck cocks in the truck stop? does it make you 
feel sexy? suck harder and please blow more often, I'm just 
quoting your father :)
--------------------------------
God you are so disgusting, and tasteless, you give yourself 
away! On ALL the boards!

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:11:23 2003

Message:
It should be clear that I want to be left alone.
It is hard to gain privacy.
The best thing I've come up with practically is to live in a 
bomb shelter ..
That way I wouldn't be disturbed say by noises outside the 
window and similiar which these days I have become probably 
overly sensitive to.
So there is a few more things there to consider.
-----------------------------
I think you picked the wrong place for privacy! :)

From: Marie
To: Awm
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:18:26 2003

Message:
From: awm 
To: all 
Subject: whatever 
Date: Mon Aug 18 13:12:49 2003 
Message:
just droped in and I find that same old sick people nothing 
wise 
to talk about grow up and act like men.I will be back in three 
months time to see any improvment good luck.
----------------------------------
I'll try lol...3 months? Isnt that cutting it a bit close? The 
healing time will take longer than that!!!

From: Marie
To: U Know Nothing
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:21:11 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Mon Aug 18 22:48:22 2003 
Message:
Let's kill cats!!
-------------------------------
How about Let's just blow up Cali!

From: om/cf
To: Richard Dubya
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:32:19 2003

Message:
That's my name!
You're all insane!
Show me the money ..
You're all very funny.
I am also Jesus Christ.
Offhand I cannot think what rhymes with this.
This rythme scheme was supposed to be couplets.
Looks like I fucked it.
_____________________________________

L M F A O!!  I hoist a cold one!  Cheers!

From: Marie
To: Lance
Subject: And I know that wasnt you who wrote that stupid shit up there^
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:50:51 2003

Message:
Experts Question Legality of High School for Gays 
 
 
    
 
    
 
 
Monday, August 18, 2003
By C. Spencer Beggs

 
NEW YORK   When news surfaced that Harvey Milk High School 
(search), a fully accredited public school for gay, lesbian, 
bisexual and transgendered students, would open its doors next 
month, many education experts were surprised to learn that 
classrooms could be legally segregated based on sexual 
orientation.

  
 
 
 
"I thought it was a joke when I first read it," Krista Kafer, 
senior education analyst at The Heritage Foundation (search), 
said of the New York City high school.  It seems like an 
unfortunate and controversial use of taxpayer money. I would 
have no issue with it if it were a private school.  

In fact, one concerned group led by state Sen. Ruben Diaz 
(search) filed a lawsuit Wednesday in the state Supreme Court 
alleging that the school violates state anti-discrimination 
policies in schools.

And they weren't the only ones taken aback by the announcement 
that public funds would be used to run the Harvey Milk project.

Educational reform advocate and Foxnews.com columnist Joanne 
Jacobs said she was sympathetic to the needs of gay students, 
but wary of educational policy that would remove them from 
public classrooms   a policy reminiscent of racial segregation 
a half-century ago.

 I think we should be very reluctant to separate students, 
especially about something that's not about education,  Jacobs 
said.  Learning is the same, gay or straight. 

-----------------------------------------

From: Marie
To:
Date: Mon Aug 18 23:59:42 2003

Message:
NEW YORK   New information suggests Usama bin Laden (search) 
may be alive and well and still coordinating terror attacks.

  
 
 
 
Reuters reported Monday that the Al Arabiya (search) television 
news channel aired an audiotape allegedly from an Al Qaeda 
(search) spokesman saying bin Laden and Taliban chief Mullah 
Omar (search) were urging Muslims to fight a holy war against 
U.S. troops in Iraq. 

The tape praised Muslims for their resistance and acts of 
sabotage. It also urged further uprisings as part of a full-
out "jihad," or holy war, against coalition troops, saying "The 
group of believers carrying jihad in the name of God planted 
fear and terror in the hearts of Americans."

The tape could not be immediately authenticated.
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No Al-Quaida connection huh?

From: Marie
To:
Subject: What the hell? Saddam in Drag??
Date: Tue Aug 19 00:19:58 2003

Message:
By KEVIN RIORDAN 
Courier-Post Columnist 

Shopping in one of South Jersey's 4,567 mega-drugstores the 
other day, I was feeling blah 'n' blue about the endless winter 
and the relentless drums of war.

Then I spotted The Weekly World News and my spirits soared.

Not because I wanted to read about the New Jersey woman 
who "found Hitler's head" in a bowling bag.

Or about the woman - not from New Jersey, thankfully - who 
was "pregnant for 14 years."

What got me to plunk down $2.79 for the latest issue of TWWN 
was the photo of Saddam Hussein decked out in a flowered dress, 
sensible white pumps and black Queen Elizabeth-style handbag.

According to TWWN, "Saddam's Secret Life" not only includes 
drag but "X-rated gay movies" and a giant Michael Jackson 
statue.

Fear not: The movies have nothing to do with the statue, or 
vice versa.

It seems that "after enduring months of perverted confessions 
from the demented dictator," Saddam's "former psychiatrist" has 
escaped. The first stop on the road to freedom, apparently, was 
an interview with TWWN, during which "Dr. Naji Ibrahim" told 
all. 

Saddam, says the good doctor, "likes to dress up as an American 
housewife." That is, when not "playing with his George W. Bush 
and Tony Blair dolls" or "wearing a black-lace nightie and 
(pretending) he's been captured by Israeli security agents."

I know, the phrase "too much information" has begun bouncing 
around your brain.

But just wait!

A videotape of Saddam's "shocking 1968 porn film" has been 
discovered. Entitled The Two Boys Played, it follows the 
adventures of "a naive young peasant" (Saddam) who is "wrongly 
convicted and sent to jail."
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Jesus, if that wasnt reason enough to get rid of his ass? lol

From: X
To:
Subject: The Weekly World News ?
Date: Tue Aug 19 01:41:36 2003

Message:
I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL I SEE IT IN THE "NATIONAL STAR"

SADLY, THERE ARE SEVERAL MILLION IDIOTS IN THE U.S. THAT 
ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE SHIT THEY READ IN THESE WEEKLY RAGS, 
SHOWING THAT THE EDUCATIONAL LEVEL IN THIS COUNTRY IS SINKING 
LOWER AND LOWER.

From: Richard Warwick
To: Marie
Subject: *WE SOLVED THE ISSUE WITH A HELIUM BOMB*
Date: Tue Aug 19 01:57:50 2003

Message:
It should be clear that I want to be left alone.
It is hard to gain privacy.
The best thing I've come up with practically is to live in a 
bomb shelter ..
That way I wouldn't be disturbed say by noises outside the 
window and similiar which these days I have become probably 
overly sensitive to.
So there is a few more things there to consider.
-----------------------------
I think you picked the wrong place for privacy! :)
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If a cemetery is the *wrong place for privacy* then what is the 
right place?

From: Richard Jay Dubya
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Aug 19 02:00:06 2003

Message:
That's my name!
You're all insane!
Show me the money ..
You're all very funny.
I am also Jesus Christ.
Offhand I cannot think what rhymes with this.
This rythme scheme was supposed to be couplets.
Looks like I fucked it.
_____________________________________

L M F A O!!  I hoist a cold one!  Cheers!

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Cheers! Glug ... glug ... glug ... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

From: MajicMarker
To: Jimbo
Subject: SkowseKunt
Date: Tue Aug 19 03:36:16 2003

Message:
Jimbo you fucken dogshit breathed cunt. Your sister keeps 
gobbling off old-boys behind mcdonalds next to your mum. Can't 
you keep your family under control, isn't it bad enough your 
dad's been caught wanking at the Jamie Bulger site. It is truly 
disgusting I hope you tinker shites get the beating you deserve.

From: zig zig
To: all you cunts
Date: Tue Aug 19 06:12:13 2003

Message:
Hi all you Cunts in the USA, the Cunts who can't win a fight and 
whose women are all cock suckers and drug addicts.

Hi all you BLACK CUNTS from the USA, you all should be put up 
against a wall and shot while your all sucking your mom's clits 

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 06:39:43 2003

Message:
coons the fuckin lot of ya

From: muppet
To: USA
Date: Tue Aug 19 12:05:36 2003

Message:
Hey right on man, Yanks are all cocksuckers who can't fight and 
think that everything they have is big, but they only have big 
fucken mouths like their cock sucking mothers 

From:
To:
Subject: Joke of the day
Date: Tue Aug 19 13:34:33 2003

Message:
Tony Blair.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *TODAY'S BAGHDAD BOMBING"
Date: Tue Aug 19 14:19:21 2003

Message:
Personally I can't see what good came of bombing all these U.N. 
representatives.
I condemn this misguided action.
The problem here is that too many of these people were housed 
under one roof and that people did not believe that they would 
come under attack.
Perhaps if such people are to remain in the country then they 
should be kept in smaller numbers together with modern systems 
of communication between them.
That way if they come under attack there can only be less 
casualties.
It is hardly ideal but it is something to consider right now.
I will try and think of other things that may help in the future.

From: fatima
To: U
Subject: OOPS
Date: Sat Aug 16 11:57:07 2003

Message:
hey ppl..me again..lol..itz acaully......       www.mingers.com
hahaaaaa laterz xx fatima

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:14:37 2003

Message:
see you sperm samples are awake then 

From: Richard Warwick
To: *I'VE GOT THE 7 YEAR BLUES*
Subject: *GRAVEYARD MEDICAL TREATMENTS*
Date: Tue Aug 19 16:13:36 2003

Message:
One known result of frostbitten extremities is gangrene or 
necrosis.
This spreads rapidly whereas it might be possible to freeze the 
area with something like dry ice or rather something 
substantially colder.
This perhaps might arrest its spread.
Maggots love that stuff. The problem though is that they could 
not eat it if it is frozen.
It is therefore possible that one or two applications locally of 
the cold inducing agent is all that is required to arrest that 
spread and now relatively inoffensive there is far more time to 
work out what should be done with it.
Similiar applications may include localised cancer tumours 
because the cold will prevent cell division ..
What temperatures are best for arresting tumours Vs. Healthy 
tissue?
Is there such a correlation?

From: zig zag
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:33:11 2003

Message:
Has anyone told you that you are a boring twat. Why don't to 
talk about something elase like how fuckin thick Yanks are, or 
why their women are god damm fuckin ugly motherfuckers 

From: Administration
To: all
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:39:10 2003

Message:
Please remember: Fools must continue to post in Blue.
                 Normal posts in Black.
                 Losers continue to post in Red.

From: om/cf
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Aug 19 17:43:27 2003

Message:
You must consider pasty white skin and no muscle tone sexy on a 
women. To each his own, I guess. At some point could we discuss 
your spelling? Fuckin' cunt!

From: Richard Warwick
To: zig zag
Date: Tue Aug 19 18:34:04 2003

Message:
Has anyone told you that you are a boring twat. Why don't to 
talk about something elase like how fuckin thick Yanks are, or 
why their women are god damm fuckin ugly motherfuckers 
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You sound like an acne ridden 12 year old twat with shit for 
brains. Otherwise you are the F.B.I. Don't ask me why. You just 
are.

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 19:20:49 2003

Message:
why does he sound acne ridden?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Tue Aug 19 19:52:35 2003

Message:
why does he sound acne ridden?
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Because he is?
Because you are?
Because that sure as hell is one of the dumbest questions but 
while I waste time well why the hell not?
Because he puts on sun tan lotion and then uses steam to open 
his pores?
Vitamin A and/or D deficiency?
Straight forward infection?
Statistical probability?
You tell me.

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:05:27 2003

Message:
chill out and have a qualude, dont be a flatliner man

From: Richard Warwick
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:16:07 2003

Message:
chill out and have a qualude, dont be a flatliner man
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Who'd you rape?

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:54:50 2003

Message:
you raped somebody?

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Date: Tue Aug 19 20:59:14 2003

Message:
have you ever smoked a joint through an apple? its pretty cool 
man

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard
Subject: pot and sponge bob
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:02:01 2003

Message:
Is that a cool combo, man

From: Marie
To: Lance
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:04:02 2003

Message:
Have you ever farted and waved the stink at someone?

From: Lance
To: Marie
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:13:52 2003

Message:
Have you?

From:
To: EVERYONE
Date: Fri Mar 22 11:03:36 2002

Message:
WE ARE ALL BROTHERS

From: trinity735
To: n e 1
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:24:11 2003

Message:
hello

From:
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:25:59 2003

Message:
THIS ROOMS PRETTy FUCKED UP I am austrailan and you all are sick 
fuckers

From: om/cf
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Subject: Dope 'n Such
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:18:52 2003

Message:
Ever drink dirty bong water in the mornin' for a buzz after an 
all night party, fuckin' lightweight? Ever lick the cocaine 
residue from the leftover one inch square magazine paper 
wrappers it came in you spent all night chasing all over town to 
find, in the mornin' when the high is going away fast but the 
teeth are still grinding and you spent all your paycheck? What 
to do.

Nah, you're more of a pipe resin scraper, rolling it up into 
little tarballs and then pretending you're smoking killer hash.


From: om/cf
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:37:48 2003

Message:
WE ARE ALL BROTHERS

You're not my fucking brother - trust me on that point.

"Can't we just all get along?" Fuck NO! It'll never happen. Next?

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 21:41:00 2003

Message:
THIS ROOMS PRETTy FUCKED UP I am austrailan and you all are sick 
fuckers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have one question for you. Have you Humped a Roo Today?

From: X
To: CLYDE
Date: Tue Aug 19 22:02:28 2003

Message:
THIS ROOMS PRETTy FUCKED UP I am austrailan and you all are sick 
fuckers_________________________________________________________


SO WE TANNED HIS HIDE WHEN HE DIED CLYDE,
AND THATS IT HANGIN IN THE SHED! (ALL TOGETHER NOW!)

TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN,
TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN!



From:
To:
Date: Tue Aug 19 23:28:27 2003

Message:
X is a pussy.     
       

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Tue Aug 19 23:15:34 2003

Message:
LOL! I guess they know not just how fucked up we can be.

The bombing of the U.N. buiding in Baghdad and twenty murdered 
on the bus in Israel, including children, pretty much put me in a
grouchy mood.

Watched the tape of Ozzy singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" 
at Wrigly Field the other day...fucking hilarious, he didn't 
have a clue, then started humming - incoherently!

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Wed Aug 20 00:48:05 2003

Message:
I'VE SEEN PEOPLE IN RETIREMENT HOMES THAT ARE MORE COHERENT THAN 
OZZIE! LOL!
AS FOR THE SOLDIERS IN IRAQ....
WE WENT IN TO OUST SADDAM FROM POWER: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED-JOB 
DONE----BUT WE WON'T BE LEAVING FOR AWHILE.
I HAVE SAID ALL ALONG----FUCK IRAQI FREEDOM, WE DON'T HAVE AN 
INSTRUCTION MANUAL, AND THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE. 

From: 0=&%
To: ne.... X .....t!
Subject: Ignorant Americunts
Date: Wed Aug 20 06:00:43 2003

Message:
You are a lying fucking idiot. Now you say we went in to oust 
Saddam from power. 6 months ago you denied that very statement 
and said you going to find WMD. You are an ignorant sperm-stain 
with absolutely no clue on how to see anyone else's point of 
view or situation, you are a neanderthal (though I doubt you 
know what that is) but then again you are an americunt. I'm sure 
you come from a family mommy keeps quiet while daddio and oh 
brother! give the young daughter a good drunken raping at the 
weekend.

From: om/cf
To: 0=&%
Date: Wed Aug 20 06:53:25 2003

Message:
OZZY?? Is that YOU??

From: Richard Warwick
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Wed Aug 20 07:05:36 2003

Message:
Have you ever known when to shutup?

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *If such a technique bears any scientific credulity whatsoever.*
Date: Wed Aug 20 07:07:00 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *I'VE GOT THE 7 YEAR BLUES* 
Subject: *GRAVEYARD MEDICAL TREATMENTS* 
Date: Tue Aug 19 16:13:36 2003 
Message:
One known result of frostbitten extremities is gangrene or 
necrosis.
This spreads rapidly whereas it might be possible to freeze the 
area with something like dry ice or rather something 
substantially colder.
This perhaps might arrest its spread.
Maggots love that stuff. The problem though is that they could 
not eat it if it is frozen.
It is therefore possible that one or two applications locally of 
the cold inducing agent is all that is required to arrest that 
spread and now relatively inoffensive there is far more time to 
work out what should be done with it.
Similiar applications may include localised cancer tumours 
because the cold will prevent cell division ..
What temperatures are best for arresting tumours Vs. Healthy 
tissue?
Is there such a correlation?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So people can make of that what they want after all it is 
strictly free of charge.
Presumably a tumour has more *kinetic energy* associated with it 
for cell division is generally accelerated and in those terms 
probably physically at a higher temperature quite literally - th 
ough there would be other factors like blood flow which 
determine this.
The effect of applying a cold inducing agent on a substance that 
is hotter in temperature to another area is a proposition that 
intrigues me but an appropriate temperature for that agent would 
have to be worked out if such a technique was to be effective.
If one had a cold inducing agent then this could say be injected 
or inserted within that area of the tumour - that area 
calculated as the centre for the tumour.
Alternatively the tumour is peripheral and lies just beneath the 
skin in which case the agent would be placed again in the centre 
facing the skin but peripherally.


From: X
To: 0=&%
Date: Wed Aug 20 09:11:28 2003

Message:
LOVED YOUR POST! IT WAS FILLED WITH INCOMPLETE SENTENCES, AND 
HALF-FORMED THOUGHTS, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE 
HAVING QUITE A FEW PROBLEMS WITH EVERYDAY LIFE. AND SINCE YOU'VE 
TAKEN THE POSITION YOU HAVE IN REGUARDS TO MYSELF, YOUR SERIOUS 
PROBLEMS GIVE ME MUCH HAPPINESS AND CONTENTMENT.

        WAITING ANXIOUSLY FOR YOUR INEVITABLE SUICIDE,
                             X

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 20 08:12:13 2003

Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *If such a technique bears any scientific credulity 
whatsoever.* 
Date: Wed Aug 20 07:07:00 2003 
Message:
From: Richard Warwick 
To: *I'VE GOT THE 7 YEAR BLUES* 
Subject: *GRAVEYARD MEDICAL TREATMENTS* 
Date: Tue Aug 19 16:13:36 2003 
Message:
One known result of frostbitten extremities is gangrene or 
necrosis.
This spreads rapidly whereas it might be possible to freeze the 
area with something like dry ice or rather something 
substantially colder.
This perhaps might arrest its spread.
Maggots love that stuff. The problem though is that they could 
not eat it if it is frozen.
It is therefore possible that one or two applications locally of 
the cold inducing agent is all that is required to arrest that 
spread and now relatively inoffensive there is far more time to 
work out what should be done with it.
Similiar applications may include localised cancer tumours 
because the cold will prevent cell division ..
What temperatures are best for arresting tumours Vs. Healthy 
tissue?
Is there such a correlation?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
So people can make of that what they want after all it is 
strictly free of charge.
Presumably a tumour has more *kinetic energy* associated with it 
for cell division is generally accelerated and in those terms 
probably physically at a higher temperature quite literally - th 
ough there would be other factors like blood flow which 
determine this.
The effect of applying a cold inducing agent on a substance that 
is hotter in temperature to another area is a proposition that 
intrigues me but an appropriate temperature for that agent would 
have to be worked out if such a technique was to be effective.
If one had a cold inducing agent then this could say be injected 
or inserted within that area of the tumour - that area 
calculated as the centre for the tumour.
Alternatively the tumour is peripheral and lies just beneath the 
skin in which case the agent would be placed again in the centre 
facing the skin but peripherally.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Credulity* should read *Credibility.*
If you wish to carry out research then perhaps you may wish to 
name myself as the instigator of that research with my ideas.
Attempting to claim my ideas for your own shall simply lend you 
the reputation of a liar and cheat from the Historical 
perspective whether or not your research efforts are real.
One inaccuracy: probably you should heat-cauterise necrosis 
instead of cooling it.
Then cut most of it out and indeed maggots should do a pretty 
good job of cleaning up the wound.
Concerning tumours I propose the following:
*Rate of cell division is directly proportional to the rate of 
kinetic energy release at the molecular levels for those 
particular cells.*
Can you guess the rest?


From: Marie
To: Every Country On The Planet
Subject: Mankind
Date: Wed Aug 20 09:39:34 2003

Message:
What is it going to take to make you realize that taking 
Justice to the Enemy is the ONLY way we are going to be able to 
exist? No matter where you are, or who you are, terrorism has 
hit YOUR front door. Or will be soon!
How much longer are YOU going to sit back and take it? Until 
you have your own 9-11? Are you not tired of waking up and 
thinking "I wonder who is going to get bombed today"? How many 
more innocent people will die today? It is time for YOU to take 
action, go after and hunt down EVERY last terrorist 
organization on the face of this earth! No matter what cave 
they dwell in, No matter what rock they hide under! EVERY act 
of terrorism is a loss to us ALL. Not just the US anymore!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Aug 20 11:28:15 2003

Message:
Feel free to call Hillary Clinton and thank her for ol' Billy-boy 
giving "assault" rifles to the Palestinian "Authority". Isn't it 
great how Comrade Clinton denied Americans of our Constitutional 
right to keep and bear arms, yet the silly fucker says to the PA, 
"Here, take these weapons and DON'T murder innocent, unarmed 
Israelis hint hint wink wink nod". FUCK HAMAS, FUCK THE CLINTONS, 
AND FUCK IF ANYONE DOESN'T LIKE IT!!!I'm SICK of my government 
giving terrorists more freedom than they give me! I'M HEREBY 
RECLAIMING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ANY FUCKING WEAPON I CHOOSE, 
AND FUCK ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!! Now it's 
time to humt for any Al Queerda who may be hiding in Detroit or 
Toronto. FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!
        

From: X
To:
Subject: ABOVE POST
Date: Wed Aug 20 11:39:17 2003

Message:
I'M HEREBY 
RECLAIMING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ANY FUCKING WEAPON I 
CHOOSE, 
AND FUCK ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!!__________


ANONYMOUSLY, OF COURSE!!! AND YOU'LL GET TO DECIDE WHO'S GOING 
TO BE SHOT TOO? WILL THERE BE ANY TRIAL? IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TO 
READ ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DEFEND AMERICA, BUT BELIEVE ITS 
CONSTITUTION AND ITS LAWS ARE WORTHLESS DOCUMENTS. SORT OF 
A "NAZIS FOR CHRIST" MENTALITY.

From: zig zag
To: daft fuckin yanks
Date: Wed Aug 20 13:09:10 2003

Message:
Why do you fuckin stupid Yanks want guns for, you will only shoot 
the poor sods fighting alongside you.




You shower of soft fuckin black spick bastards

From: X
To: CLYDE
Date: Wed Aug 20 13:25:20 2003

Message:
You shower of soft fuckin black spick bastards__________________

BLACK SPICK BASTARDS!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Blowdick
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:35:57 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???

From: web surfer
To: anyone
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:54:54 2003

Message:
Is this board about 9-11? Is this sort of thing always discussed 
here? With the background it would seem a serious site. 

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: web surfer
Date: Wed Aug 20 18:02:14 2003

Message:
NO!!!! THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS SITE, AND ME AND MY FRIENDS HERE 
(OM/CF, X, AND RICHARD) ARE ALWAYS DEBATING ON POLITICAL ISSUES. 
HOPE YOU JOIN IN :)

From: om/cf
To: zig zag
Date: Wed Aug 20 18:01:11 2003

Message:
Why do you fuckin stupid Yanks want guns for, you will only 
shoot the poor sods fighting alongside you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yeah, why the hell is that. You Brits carry some kind of bullet 
magnet in your kits or just stumble about, getting in the way 
all the time?




From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Blowdick
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:35:57 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Blowdick
Date: Wed Aug 20 17:35:57 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Aug 20 18:17:24 2003

Message:
What does OM/CF stand for? :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: Well Hung Transexual
Date: Wed Aug 20 19:30:32 2003

Message:
You sound like a fag, am i right? of course i am, now then, when 
will your pretty lips be available for my thing???
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You sound like some sexual deviant. I'm going to find out who 
you are and ask for an explanation. I'd just like to tell you to 
eat shit & die you scumfuck non-entity. Go do it.
 

From: Richard Warwick
To: Web Surfer
Date: Wed Aug 20 19:33:33 2003

Message:
Is this board about 9-11? Is this sort of thing always discussed 
here? With the background it would seem a serious site.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The background is serious. Much of the foreground consists of 
the antics of gay clown loser boys.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Wed Aug 20 20:23:10 2003

Message:
Option Explicit
Dim ret As VbMsgBoxResult

Private Sub Form_Load()

ret = MsgBox("here is your money!", vbInformation + vbOKCancel)

End Sub

Private Sub Form_Paint()
If ret = vbOK Then
  Form1.Print "Here is the money!"
Else
  Form1.Print "Don't fucking have the money then!"
End If

End Sub

From: .44
To: zig zag
Date: Wed Aug 20 20:58:49 2003

Message:
Better you than me. Let's see now... 2 right... 1 right... 'bye 
zig zag...             

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:02:18 2003

Message:
Hey you snivelly little shit,

  The anonymous poster has it right. Clearly you don't understand 
that because in addition to your lack of a working brain, you 
also lack a spine. For a gay lover of a transvestite you sure are 
wordy this evening. I would have thought that you'd be exercising 
your lip's stretch marks on "her".   
                 

From: Well Hung Transexual
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:11:43 2003

Message:
First, I kiss you all over then we would tea bag eachother, 
after orgasm we would take a buttermilk bath like you love to 
do, are you in love with me?

From: X
To: .44
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:17:57 2003

Message:
GO HAVE SEX WITH A POODLE YOU STUPID DICK!!!!!! LAUGH OUT LOUD

From: Ricardo Mantolbaun
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:19:46 2003

Message:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM    BUTTERMILK, I am going on 
a star trek cruise on tuesday, we will be setting sail from san 
pedro, oh my!!

From: Ricardo
To: Richard
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:28:48 2003

Message:
I will be bringing my new dog with me, he is a pappione, his 
name is 'loren le' blanche, we call him rein which means queen, 
oh my!!!

From: X
To: .44
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:35:09 2003

Message:
BOY, YOU SURE LIKE TO THINK ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS, AND HOMOSEXUAL 
ACTS! WHY DON'T YOU GET UP THE GUTS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, 
DICKSUCK?

TELLING ME I'M GAY DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY. IF LIFE WERE THAT EASY, 
I COULD JUST WISH YOU DEAD!  

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:55:49 2003

Message:
Did I hurt your feelings, you faggot? I SHIT ON YOUR FACE! Your 
relations with a transvestite are well documented on the boards. 
Come on, gay boy, it's time for you to admit you're a closet fag. 
The first step is admitting that you're a pervert. The second is 
my boot to the back of your head when I make you bite the curb.   
                       

From: om/cf
To: Well Hung Transexual
Date: Wed Aug 20 22:01:14 2003

Message:
What does OM/CF stand for? :)
______________________________

It would take an eternity to explain what I stand for - or 
against - and I'm not about to post a lengthy resume at the 
current time. Perhaps a trip down memory lane through the 
archives could answer your question. Speaking of which, I have a 
simple question for you - yes or no really.

Can a well hung, admittedly queer, transvestite fuck her or 
himself in the ass?

From: .44
To: fragile X
Date: Wed Aug 20 21:55:49 2003

Message:
You should shoot yourself in the head. You'll like the feel of 
the gun barrel as you insert it into your mouth. Wow! Deja Vu for 
X! 
                               
          

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Aug 20 23:25:50 2003

Message:
WOW! WHY DON'T Y-O-U SHOOT ME? 
WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT, YOU'RE JUST A BIG-TALKIN PUNK. LOL!!!!

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Fuck a bunch of this! Rant!!!!!
Date: Wed Aug 20 22:41:30 2003

Message:
Of the twenty killed in the latest Pali murder mission, ten held 
American citizenship. Perhaps this will finally be enough for 
fuckwad Bush to give the Israeli's the go ahead to eliminate 
Hamas, Arafat and the rest of the death cult scum. IDF tanks 
rolled back into Ramallah (sp) today and the best scenerio would 
be if they continue on to Aridfart's compound and finish the 
fucking job once and for all. But no, they'll do the seige thing 
again and let that worthless pig live. Abbas, at least, feigns 
making an effort at dismantling Hamas and the rest of the death 
cultists but Arafuck will not agree to that completly. The Road 
Map to Peace is fucked by the Pal's and I pray that these 
terrorist scum get driven into Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Egypt
before they can murder one more civilian on a bus or anywhere 
else in Israel.

Then the roadmap to peace can take the correct exit at Lebanon, 
sorting out the Hizbollah animals, and taking the expressway 
into Syria and chase the fleeing criminals towards Iraq where 
troops are waiting to mow the fucking animals down at the border.

But HELL NO, this won't happen, we'll keep fucking around, 
trying to appease these religious extremist cocksuckers and 
whine and cry when the same exact shit happens over and over 
again and we lose young men and women in Iraq. Fuck being a nice 
guy, we blew that cover long ago. I want to see some goddamn 
aggresivness to get these Islamic extremist bastards sorted out. 
No fucking patty-cakes, and sitting-duck troops, but a fucking 
all-out assault on these motherfuckers. 

It's starting to sound like political correctness game playing, 
just like Vietnam. "You can bomb HERE, but not over THERE. This 
are is a no-fire zone, but you can kill the enemy till the cows 
come home over THERE." This is a fucking war - yes, it's still a 
war, even in Iraq - no government officials surrendered yet and 
as Merlyn pointed out many times, the original Gulf War never 
ended. It still hasn't ended.

I've read so much differing shit I could just puke. But my hunch 
is that the majority of the Iraqi people are happy to be rid of 
Saddman, but they want a government set up as soon as possible. 
Now, insurgents from all over the Arab world are pouring into 
Iraq and IF we just let the military take off the fucking kiddie 
gloves and punch these fuckers tickets, the world would be a 
better place. We are too goddamned concerned with civilian 
casualties at this point. The fucking enemy is not worried about 
innocent's, as they proved yet again with the cobbled together 
bomb they blew the U.N. building im Baghdad to shit with.

From: om/cf
To: All
Date: Thu Aug 21 00:22:49 2003

Message:
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry! I posted on the wrong board. You 
sexual freaks and space traveler's continue on as you were!

LMFAOOOOOF!!! Take care, and take your med's.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Thu Aug 21 00:33:44 2003

Message:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 03:47:52 2003

Message:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html

From: Richard Warwick
To: God
Subject: http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/god_clarifies_dont_kill.html
Date: Thu Aug 21 07:31:07 2003

Message:
"I don't care how holy somebody claims to be," God said. "If a 
person tells you it's My will that they kill someone, they're 
wrong. Got it?"
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes I understand perfectly!
I am however appealing for an exception in this PARTICULAR case.
You don't understand ... I'm afraid I simply DO NOT have time to 
explain to you.
However if YOU DID then I KNOW that you would DEFINITELY agree.
Okay?
Thanks! :)
Now I would like to ask you to stop wasting my time.
I know you are important and everything but I have important 
things to do too.
So fuck off! :)
[This is NOT meant unkindly.]
Thanks! :)

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Subject: *THE ENTIRE STATE OF IRAQ ... WENT AWAY?* :)
Date: Thu Aug 21 07:36:54 2003

Message:
Of the twenty killed in the latest Pali murder mission, ten held 
American citizenship. Perhaps this will finally be enough for 
fuckwad Bush to give the Israeli's the go ahead to eliminate 
Hamas, Arafat and the rest of the death cult scum. IDF tanks 
rolled back into Ramallah (sp) today and the best scenerio would 
be if they continue on to Aridfart's compound and finish the 
fucking job once and for all. But no, they'll do the seige thing 
again and let that worthless pig live. Abbas, at least, feigns 
making an effort at dismantling Hamas and the rest of the death 
cultists but Arafuck will not agree to that completly. The Road 
Map to Peace is fucked by the Pal's and I pray that these 
terrorist scum get driven into Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and Egypt
before they can murder one more civilian on a bus or anywhere 
else in Israel.

Then the roadmap to peace can take the correct exit at Lebanon, 
sorting out the Hizbollah animals, and taking the expressway 
into Syria and chase the fleeing criminals towards Iraq where 
troops are waiting to mow the fucking animals down at the border.

But HELL NO, this won't happen, we'll keep fucking around, 
trying to appease these religious extremist cocksuckers and 
whine and cry when the same exact shit happens over and over 
again and we lose young men and women in Iraq. Fuck being a nice 
guy, we blew that cover long ago. I want to see some goddamn 
aggresivness to get these Islamic extremist bastards sorted out. 
No fucking patty-cakes, and sitting-duck troops, but a fucking 
all-out assault on these motherfuckers. 

It's starting to sound like political correctness game playing, 
just like Vietnam. "You can bomb HERE, but not over THERE. This 
are is a no-fire zone, but you can kill the enemy till the cows 
come home over THERE." This is a fucking war - yes, it's still a 
war, even in Iraq - no government officials surrendered yet and 
as Merlyn pointed out many times, the original Gulf War never 
ended. It still hasn't ended.

I've read so much differing shit I could just puke. But my hunch 
is that the majority of the Iraqi people are happy to be rid of 
Saddman, but they want a government set up as soon as possible. 
Now, insurgents from all over the Arab world are pouring into 
Iraq and IF we just let the military take off the fucking kiddie 
gloves and punch these fuckers tickets, the world would be a 
better place. We are too goddamned concerned with civilian 
casualties at this point. The fucking enemy is not worried about 
innocent's, as they proved yet again with the cobbled together 
bomb they blew the U.N. building im Baghdad to shit with.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSIONNNNNN!!!!!!!!
SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MISSIONNNNNN!!!!!!!  

From: Richard Warwick
To: *B.B.C. NEWSREADING CUNTS*
Subject: *THIS IS INDEED A CLASSIC NEWSREADER JACKASS FOOL!!!* LOL!!!
Date: Thu Aug 21 07:56:04 2003

Message:
How are you today my l'il newsreading cunts?
I have news for you.
Have you guessed?
I am my own reporter.
Have a nice day my B.B.C. newsreading l'il cunts. :)

From: om/cf
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Aug 21 08:42:59 2003

Message:
You are probably right. With the state the world is in, leaving 
the planet makes a lot of sense. :) NaNu NaNu, over 'n out.

From: Richard Warwick
To: *B.B.C. SQUANDERERS*
Subject: *RUE THE DAY JEREMY BOWEN! RUE THE DAY!* LOL!!
Date: Thu Aug 21 08:59:26 2003

Message:
*We have reports coming in that we have failed to report on the 
reappearance of God.*
I know that you know that everybody knows that I know ..
I know!
Here is the live feed .. ;)
Here is the ...?

From: Richard Warwick
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:05:05 2003

Message:
You are probably right. With the state the world is in, leaving 
the planet makes a lot of sense. :) NaNu NaNu, over 'n out.
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Xenon -> Xanadu Hell or BUST!!!
[Nice bust on that by the way.]
Gimme your money or I'll shop ya soul at the next fool moon! 
LOL!!
I tried the *Beam me up now* routine but it didn't work.

From: zig zag
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:17:32 2003

Message:
Yer loads more black fucks dead, you lot have made my fuckin day.




Fuckin cooooooons the lot of yer

From:
To: Yank Twats
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:23:34 2003

Message:
When is a man not a man, When he's a fuckin gobshite Yank

From: Marie
To: ?
Date: Thu Aug 21 09:44:59 2003

Message:
From: 
To: 
Date: Wed Aug 20 11:28:15 2003 
Message:
Feel free to call Hillary Clinton and thank her for ol' Billy-
boy 
giving "assault" rifles to the Palestinian "Authority". Isn't 
it 
great how Comrade Clinton denied Americans of our 
Constitutional 
right to keep and bear arms, yet the silly fucker says to the 
PA, 
"Here, take these weapons and DON'T murder innocent, unarmed 
Israelis hint hint wink wink nod". FUCK HAMAS, FUCK THE 
CLINTONS, 
AND FUCK IF ANYONE DOESN'T LIKE IT!!!I'm SICK of my government 
giving terrorists more freedom than they give me! I'M HEREBY 
RECLAIMING MY RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ANY FUCKING WEAPON I 
CHOOSE, 
AND FUCK ANYONE IN THE GOVERNMENT WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!!! Now 
it's 
time to humt for any Al Queerda who may be hiding in Detroit or 
Toronto. FUCK 'EM!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------

I agree! There will be NO-ONE to take away MY right to keep and 
bare arms! Hillary is NOT on my list of people in Washington I 
would like to call however lol.. I do believe mistakes have 
been made by EVERY President that was in office to arm some of 
these assholes that come back to haunt us later! As for Hillary 
and Billy Bob, they should be held a "Gitmo" for a bit! 

From:
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 15:30:38 2003

Message:
I would like to see your bare arse 

From: zig zag
To: all
Date: Thu Aug 21 15:25:43 2003

Message:
Never mind my previous posts blokes.
I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

EVERYBODY SING!

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.



From: zig zag
To: odd ball obove
Date: Thu Aug 21 16:51:45 2003

Message:
you stupid sad fucker you. Go and put yer head between ya ma's 
flaps while yer dad shoots up yer arsehole pretty boy 

From: zig zag
To: yer bastards
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:18:57 2003

Message:
SING YA BLOODY FUCKS! SING!

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

I'm a wanker off me bloody rocker, I am, I am.

They'll lock me 'n mum away - soon enough

'cause I can't get enough of that - bloody stuff



From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard Warwick
Subject: that stuff you were sayin before
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:22:36 2003

Message:
What's goin on dude? I tripped of that

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:28:32 2003

Message:
Do you come up with that stuff on your own, dude?

From: Richard Warwick
To: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
Date: Thu Aug 21 18:48:54 2003

Message:
Do you come up with that stuff on your own, dude?
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Yes I do most of it and then my mom corrects the spelling and 
then my cute little babe legal secretary posts it up here for 
me. Why dude?

From: Former Drug Addicted Fry Cook
To: Richard Warwick
Date: Thu Aug 21 19:26:07 2003

Message:
Is this background like way twisted or what dude? kick ass 
backdrop, damn dude am i trippin or what?

From: om/cf
To: Richard
Date: Thu Aug 21 19:29:39 2003

Message:
penis is my future

From: om/cf
To: faudulent one
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:26:20 2003

Message:
penis is my future
______________________________________

I know. I cannot believe I have never considered making 
this 'wang' earn me some side money. I'd be sippin' drinks on 
the beach in the Bahama's right now. Its water under the bridge 
at this stage however.



From: u |<now who
To: open mind/closed fist
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:34:33 2003

Message:
if i was on a beach in the bahamas the last fuckin thing i would 
be doing is defending myself on this site, you are a waste of 
sperm

From: om/cf
To: ALLLL
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:38:42 2003

Message:
open mind closed fist is what i call myself because when it 
comes to sensitive issues i can listen very carefully not to 
miss a word with an open and prolific mind, however, if i was to 
be incharge i would single handidly rule over the people with a 
firm and closed fist, and by god, i fuckin mean that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: u |<now who
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:56:36 2003

Message:
just kidding. what I'd really be doing is sucking cock behind 
some palm trees, so that after a few days I'd be able to afford 
a bottle of Corona.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Thu Aug 21 20:59:32 2003

Message:
I know. I cannot believe I have never considered making 
this 'wang' earn me some side money._____________________________

THE BANK WOULD THINK YOU OWNED A VENDING MACHINE COMPANY WHEN 
YOU SHOWED UP WITH ALL THAT CHANGE......

From:
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:15:01 2003

Message:
where u at richard blowdick

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:07:59 2003

Message:
I don't want to rule over anyone.
Interesting fact but I have no time for my *following*
They shot themselves in foot long time back over considering 
that I would suddenly and for no money whatsoever transform 
their lives.
Also, the surveillance team I got here going are for more 
interested in just that: *surveillance*
The proof is in the pudding.
They offer me zero protection.
I'd say you are all fools who have fucked up if you acted in 
haste and without considering the best thing to do as a moral 
judgement.
Make all the moral judgements you like here on in but I declare 
you leaderless for evermore.
Parade your wealth and understand you are simply an abomination!
Offer me no protection then so unto you may no protection be 
ever provided in kind.
You are not my friends and I know you not you who seek to 
infiltrate the area from abroad so keen to grab your share of a 
non-existent pie.
I say long may things continue as they ever did.
Who has need for this but the people who would strive to make it 
their own?

From: Richard Warwick
To: *MY POLICE SURVEILLANCE TEAM WHO MOVED IN NEXT DOOR*
Subject: *LEND ME A FIVER*
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:32:14 2003

Message:
That was kind of fun the mutual masturbation sessions with the 
police women. LOL!!
It has all come horribly true.
Do I look any good on that closed circuit thingummybob?
Do check on me hourly ...
When things look interesting then cease never to tear your eyes 
away from the screens!! :))
How many angles you got?
If I stood on my head could you still get a shot of the soles of 
my feet?
'Scuse me while I scratch my arse! LOL!!
Thanks for that million quid you fucking cheapskate liars!! LOL!!
You suck essentially.

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Thu Aug 21 21:35:47 2003

Message:
I know. I cannot believe I have never considered making 
this 'wang' earn me some side money._____________________________

THE BANK WOULD THINK YOU OWNED A VENDING MACHINE COMPANY WHEN 
YOU SHOWED UP WITH ALL THAT CHANGE......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That or they'd turn me in to the DEA for selling nickle-bags. Oh 
well, fucking cunts for money is far to dangerous a game 
nowadays anyway.

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Aug 21 23:36:48 2003

Message:
You're the punk, bitch-boy. Who is it who spams the boards like 
the crybaby pussy that we all know he is? Why, it's X! Since it's 
an inevitability that we'll never meet since you're no doubt good 
at hiding in fear, and since the only way you know how to express 
your anger is by being a mouthy, hate-driven, board-spamming 
faggot, it's a foregone conclusion that you're completely 
useless. Consider: you mouth off on a message board in order to 
try to piss someone off. If you did that in public, you'd get 
beat up by someone. Either this has already happened, in which 
case your stupidity would be undeniable, or in which case you 
lack the balls to face someone w/whom you have a disagreement. 
Also, it's interesting that you're unable to take one tenth of 
the shit you spew out on the boards. Yes, it's clear that you're 
a pussy, X, and thank you for continuing to be my symbolic 
punching bag. I just wonder how much more humiliation you can 
take.
                          

From: X
To: .22
Date: Thu Aug 21 23:55:33 2003

Message:
LOVED YOUR LINE OF BULLSHIT!
KEEP IT COMING, IT SEEMS TO BE VERY GOOD THEREPY FOR YOU!
HAVE A GOOD ONE, LITTLE MAN!

From: om/cf
To: .44
Subject: X - the moutheth returneth
Date: Fri Aug 22 00:35:32 2003

Message:
"If you did that in public, you'd get beat up by someone."

The truth shall set you free! In X's case too much truth will 
get his ass kicked. LOL!

Of course he don't spew his anti-American B.S. in public. 
Chicken Shiites never do. You and I would have no fucking 
problem sitting down in a bar, tossing back a few and ranting 
our views at the top of our lungs. Shits like X cower in the 
corner and simmer till they get home and can get on their 'puter 
in safety. Here we go.

From: Richard Warwick
To:
Subject: *THAT POLICE WOMAN WAS A GOOD FUCK* :)
Date: Fri Aug 22 06:11:47 2003

Message:
THERE!!!
I fucked the police woman.
She came.
She had the sexy underwear & ... Everything!!
It was so so good!
Yum!
I'll sleep now.
Goodnight!
Sleep tight. Don't have nightmares.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Date: Fri Aug 22 07:22:04 2003

Message:
LOL!! GET MY ASS KICKED!!!! ROFL!!!
THE FUNNY THING IS......I'VE POSTED SEVERAL TIMES A WAY TO MEET 
ME, BUT NONE OF YOU BIG MOUTH JACK-OFFS HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT!
I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE IN PUBLIC, AND NONE OF YOU EVER SAYS 
A WORD, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL BUST YOUR FUCKING HEADS WIDE 
OPEN! DON'T BELIVE IT? ARRANGE A MEETING, AND FIND OUT, UNLESS 
YOU'RE SO TIRED FROM MOLESTING YOUR CHILDREN(THE MOST POPULAR 
AMERICAN PASTIME)TO BE ABLE TO GET UP OFF YOUR DEAD ASSES.
YOU SAT ON YOUR ASS AFTER 9-11, AND DID NOTHING, AND YOU'LL DO 
NOTHING NOW,BUT SIT AND CRYBABY WHILE WATCHING THE NEWS TO SEE 
HOW MANY MORE OF YOU SISSYS HAVE BEEN SLAUGHTERED BY REAL MEN.

REMEMBER: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MOTHER, FUCK YOUR KIDS, AND FUCK 
AMERICA!

From: Richard Warwick
To: X
Date: Fri Aug 22 08:26:28 2003

Message:
I'VE POSTED SEVERAL TIMES A WAY TO MEET 
ME, BUT NONE OF YOU BIG MOUTH JACK-OFFS HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT!
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I've made my position perfectly clear.
I don't want to meet you.
Feel free to post up here whatever the hell you want.
Fuck America!!! LOL!!!

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Fri Aug 22 09:17:58 2003

Message:
I SAY WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE IN PUBLIC, AND NONE OF YOU EVER SAYS 
A WORD, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL BUST YOUR FUCKING HEADS WIDE 
OPEN! 
___________________________________

Ha! The only things you can bust open are a Pepsi, a laptop and 
your big friggin mouth/cunt. LOL!

From: Merlyn
To: X
Subject: Still at it I see, glad to see all is the same here
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:11:22 2003

Message:
LOL!!! every time we say we want to meet you, you kill yourself 
first Walter!! LOL!! !!
  Ever wonder why Osama made 9-11 happen? Do you wonder what the 
fuck is going on. Do you want to learn? (this I doubt as you are 
always to blind to see) But I will give you one glimpse at the 
future. Just one view about the harmonic convergence and the 
reality of the dawn of the age of Aquarius. 
  Take it or leave it I really do not give a shit. But read the 
following and you will see why Osama did what he did and why the 
Islamic Jihad is going on right now. They know this and have 
been using this time to create chaos. They fear the light as 
they live in the darkness of Valhalla.
  You had best PRAY America survives ten more years. 
  

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf , X , Marie, Facts finder and all
Subject: I may return in a month or so, untill then...........
Date: Fri Aug 22 10:19:37 2003

Message:
There have been many predictions about the harmonic convergence.
This is one that spans the longest time. The American Indian has 
similar prophecy.


> >The Mayan Calendar: The World will Not End
> >
> >Carlos Barrios was born into a Spanish family on El 
Altiplano, the 
> >highlands of Guatemala. His home was in Huehuetenango, also 
the 
> >dwelling place of the Maya Mam tribe. With other Maya and 
other 
> >indigenous tradition keepers, the  Mam carry part of the old 
ways on 
> >Turtle Island (North America). They are keepers of time, 
authorities 
> >on remarkable calendars that are ancient,
> >elegant and relevant.
> >
> >Mr. Barrios is an historian, an anthropologist and 
investigator. 
> >After studying with traditional elders for 25 years, since 
the age 
> >of 19, he has also became a Mayan Ajq'ij, a ceremonial priest 
and 
> >spiritual guide, Eagle Clan.
> >
> >Years ago, along with his brother, Gerardo, Carlos initiated 
an
> >investigation into the different Mayan calendars. He studied 
with 
> >many teachers. He says his brother Gerardo interviewed nearly 
600 
> >traditional Mayan elders to widen their scope of knowledge.
> >
> >"Anthropologists visit the temple sites," Mr. Barrios 
says, "and 
> >read the stelas and inscriptions and make up stories about 
the Maya, 
> >but they do not read the signs correctly. It's just their 
> >imagination...Other people write about prophecy in the name 
of the 
> >Maya. They say that the world will end in December 2012. The 
Mayan 
> >elders are angry with this.
> >
> >THE WORLD WIL NOT END.....IT WILL BE TRANSFORMED! The 
indigenous 
> >have the calendars, and know how to accurately interpret 
them, not 
> >others."  The Calendars Mayan comprehension of time, seasons, 
and 
> >cycles has proven itself to be vast and sophisticated. The 
Maya 
> >understand 17 different calendars, some of them charting time 
> >accurately over a span of more than
> >ten million years. The calendar that has steadily drawn 
global 
> >attention since 1987 is called the Tzolk'in or Cholq'ij.  
Devised 
> >ages ago and based onthe cycle of the Pleiades, it is still 
held as 
> >sacred.
> >
> >With the indigenous calendars, native people have kept track 
of 
> >important turning points in history. For example, the day 
keepers 
> >who study the calendars identified an important day in the 
year One 
> >Reed, Ce Acatal, as it was called by the Mexicans. That was 
the day 
> >when an important ancestor was prophesied to return, "coming 
like a 
> >butterfly."
> >
> >In the western calendar, the One Reed date correlates to 
Easter 
> >Sunday, April 21, 1519 the day that Hernando Cortez and his 
fleet of 
> >11 Spanish galleons arrived from the East at what is today 
called 
> >Vera Cruz, Mexico.  When the Spanish ships came toward shore, 
native 
> >people were waiting and watching to see how it would go. The 
> >billowing sails of the ships did indeed remind the scouts of 
> >butterflies skimming the ocean surface.
> >
> >In this manner was a new era initiated, an era they had 
anticipated 
> >through  their calendars. The Maya termed the new era the 
Nine 
> >Bolomtikus, or nine Hells of 52 years each. As the nine 
cycles 
> >unfolded, land and freedom were taken from the native people. 
> >Disease and disrespect dominated. What began with the arrival 
of 
> >Cortez, lasted until August 16, 1987 - a date many people 
recall as 
> >Harmonic Convergence. Millions of people took advantage of
> >that date to make ceremony in sacred sites, praying for a 
smooth 
> >transition to a new era, the World of the Fifth Sun.
> >
> >From that 1987 date until now, Mr. Barrios says, we have been 
in a 
> >time when the right arm of the materialistic world is  
disappearing, 
> >slowly but inexorably. We are at the cusp of the era when 
peace 
> >begins, and people live in harmony with Mother Earth. We are 
no 
> >longer in the World of the Fourth Sun, but we are not yet in 
the 
> >World of the Fifth Sun. This is the time
> >in-between, the time of transition. As we pass through 
transition 
> >there is a colossal, global convergence of environmental 
> >destruction, social chaos, war, and ongoing Earth changes. 
All this, 
> >Mr. Barrios says, was foreseen via the simple, spiral 
mathematics of 
> >the Mayan calendars. "It will change," Mr. Barrios observes.
> >
> >"Everything will change." He said Mayan Daykeepers view the 
Dec. 21, 
> >2012 date as a rebirth, the start of the World of the Fifth 
Sun. It 
> >will be the start of a new era resulting from, and signified 
by, the 
> >solar meridian crossing the galactic equator, and the earth 
aligning 
> >itself with the center of the galaxy.
> >
> >At sunrise on December 21, 2012 for the first time in 26,000 
years 
> >the Sun rises to conjunct the intersection of the Milky Way 
and the 
> >plane of the ecliptic. This cosmic cross is considered to be 
an 
> >embodiment of the Sacred Tree, The Tree of Life a tree 
remembered in 
> >all the world's spiritual traditions. Some observers say this 
> >alignment with the heart of the galaxy in 2012 will open a 
channel 
> >for cosmic energy to flow through the earth, cleansing it and 
all 
> >that dwells upon it, raising all to a higher level of 
vibration.
> >
> >This process has already begun, Mr. Barrios 
suggested. "Change is 
> >accelerating now, and it will continue to accelerate." If the 
people 
> >of the earth can get to this 2012 date in good shape, without 
having 
> >destroyed too much of the Earth, Mr. Barrios said, we will 
rise to a 
> >new, higher level. But to get there we must transform 
enormously 
> >powerful forces that seek to block the way.
> >
> >A Picture of the Road Ahead:
> >
> >From his understanding of the Mayan tradition and the 
calendars, Mr. 
> >Barrios offered a picture of where we are at and what may lie 
on the 
> >road ahead:
> >
> >The date specified in the calendar: Winter Solstice in the 
year 2012 
> >does not mark the end of the world. Many outside people 
writing 
> >about the Mayan calendar sensationalize this date, but they 
do not 
> >know. The ones who know are the indigenous elders who are 
entrusted 
> >with keeping the tradition "Humanity will continue," he 
contends, 
> >"but in a different way. Material structures will change. 
From this 
> >we will have the opportunity to be more
> >human."
> >
> >We are living in the most important era of the Mayan 
calendars and 
> >prophecies. All the prophecies of the world, all the 
traditions, are 
> >converging now. There is no time for games. The spiritual 
ideal of 
> >this era is action. Many powerful souls have reincarnated in 
this 
> >era, with a lot of power. This is true on both sides, the 
light and 
> >the dark. High magic is at work on both sides.
> >
> >Things will change, but it is up to the people how difficult 
or easy 
> >it is for the changes to come about. The economy now is a 
fiction. 
> >The first five-year stretch of transition from August 1987 to 
August 
> >1992 was the beginning of the destruction of the material 
world. We 
> >have progressed ten years deeper into the transition phase by 
now, 
> >and many of the so-called sources of financial stability are 
in fact 
> >hollow.
> >
> >The banks are weak. This is a delicate moment for them. They 
could 
> >crash globally if we don't pay attention. One critical period 
is 
> >October and November 2002. If the banks crash in these months 
then 
> >we will be forced to rely on the land and our skills. The 
monetary 
> >systems will be in chaos, and we must then rely on our direct 
> >relationship with the Earth for our food and shelter. The 
North and 
> >South Poles are both breaking up. The level of the
> >water in the oceans is going to rise. But at the same time 
land in 
> >the ocean, epecially near Cuba, is also going to rise.
> >
> >A Call for Fusion
> >
> >As he met with audiences in Santa Fe, Mr. Barrios told story 
about 
> >the most recent Mayan New Year ceremonies in Guatemala. He 
said that 
> >one respected Mayan elder, who lives all year in a solitary 
mountain 
> >cave, journeyed to Chichicastenango to speak with the people 
at the 
> >ceremony. The elder delivered a simple, direct message. He 
called 
> >for human beings to come
> >together in support of life and light. Right now each person 
and 
> �