From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken
Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?)
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No,
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you
pencil puds, but read on.
Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them,
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape?
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage?
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve),
besides they make a convenient handle.
You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would
you?
Your grip should be one hand around the base of the
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short
strokes, I forgot.
Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck.
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.
I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love.
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the
neighbors might talk.
You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?
From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken
Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?)
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No,
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you
pencil puds, but read on.
Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them,
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape?
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage?
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve),
besides they make a convenient handle.
You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would
you?
Your grip should be one hand around the base of the
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short
strokes, I forgot.
Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck.
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.
I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love.
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the
neighbors might talk.
You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?
From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken
Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?)
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No,
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you
pencil puds, but read on.
Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them,
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape?
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage?
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve),
besides they make a convenient handle.
You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would
you?
Your grip should be one hand around the base of the
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short
strokes, I forgot.
Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck.
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.
I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love.
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the
neighbors might talk.
You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?
From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken
Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?)
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No,
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you
pencil puds, but read on.
Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them,
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape?
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage?
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve),
besides they make a convenient handle.
You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would
you?
Your grip should be one hand around the base of the
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short
strokes, I forgot.
Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck.
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.
I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love.
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the
neighbors might talk.
You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?
From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken
Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?)
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No,
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you
pencil puds, but read on.
Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them,
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape?
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage?
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve),
besides they make a convenient handle.
You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would
you?
Your grip should be one hand around the base of the
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short
strokes, I forgot.
Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck.
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.
I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love.
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the
neighbors might talk.
You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?
From: Colonel Sanders
To: All KFC Fans
Subject: Chickin' Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Tue May 20 19:27:15 2003
Message:
How To Fuck A Chicken
Okay, the first thing we've got to get straight here
(besides your dick, you can get it up for a chicken, can't you?)
is that you need to somehow acquire a chicken of the correct
gender and condition. It has to be a hen, you know, female. A
rooster (boy chicken) will not do, so forget it fag! Neither
will a pullet (teenage girl chicken) do it for you. No, it has
to be a mature female chicken that lays eggs! Nothing else will
do the trick you pervert. Now, chickens are monotremes. No,
that's not contagious. A monotreme is an animal with only one
sewer pipe. That's right, a chicken only has one hole down there
for your pleasure. The reason you need an egg-laying hen is that
she is accustomed to opening up that hole every day to squeeze
out an egg that is approximately the same diameter as the
average dick. That might be too big of a hole for some of you
pencil puds, but read on.
Presuming that you have obtained a proper object of
affection, the next subject of discussion is one that you will
really like: bondage. You need to carefully and securely tie up
the chicken's wings and feet, especially the feet. First tie the
wings together at their bases, as tight as you can get them,
then wrap the whole thing in duct tape. You in a band? You
always have duct tape if you're in a band. Or is it duck tape?
Does anyone out there plow ducks? Don't tell me, just send
pictures. Anyway, after tying the wings securely, tie the feet
strongly together leaving plenty of extra cord. Bring the
chicken's feet forward to the head, then take a wrap of the
cords around the base of the neck and then tie them together
wrapped around the base of the wings. Lastly, wrap the feet
thoroughly with duct tape. Why all this bondage and tapeage?
Besides the fun of it, it's necessary to keep your balls and
tender inner thighs from getting ripped to shreds. Those are
claws on the ends of that chicken's feet and she's not going to
like it very much if you rape her. The tied wings keep them from
flapping and beating the hell out of you (like you deserve),
besides they make a convenient handle.
You are now ready to fuck your first chicken. All you need
now is a hard-on and some lubricunt (sic). I can't help you with
the hard-on, give yourself a hand. As for the lubricunt, Your
hen doesn't think you are Billy (admiring the mirror) Idol or
even Evan (Mr. Sensitivity) Dando. She ain't gonna get wet for
you, dude. Smear lots of Vaseline on your pecker, lube the
chicken chute and push. You got the whole thing in? Damn, you
got a short little pud! Chickens aren't very deep. If you were a
real man, you'd have barely more than the head in. But then, if
you were a real man, you wouldn't be raping chickens now would
you?
Your grip should be one hand around the base of the
chicken's neck, the other holding the tied-together wings. Short
strokes or you'll pop out. Oh yeah, you're only capable of short
strokes, I forgot.
Now cums the fun (and really brutal) part. You've got to
time this just right: when you are there and you're almost ready
to shoot, use your non-wings hand to break the chicken's neck.
As she dies she will convulse and undergo muscular spasms. Some
of these spasms will be contractions around your dick and if you
time it exactly right they will occur as you cum.
I believe it was that old fag Oscar Wilde who said "You
always kill the thing you love." In this case, you can not only
kill but also pluck, eviscerate and devour the thing you love.
Most of you are such lame urbanites that you wouldn't have the
necessary skills to butcher a dead lover. Jeffery Dahmer is
dead, so he isn't able to advise you. Just throw her in the
garbage you wasteful twerp. Maybe it would be a good idea to
carefully conceal her in a garbage bag or something, the
neighbors might talk.
You have now fucked your first chicken. Don't you feel
really good about yourself now, Chicken Boy?
