FIRST!!!!

>     Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces 
himself to
> open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of 
aspirins and a
> glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his 
clothing in
> front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the 
room and sees
> that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest 
of the
> house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the 
table "Honey,
> breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love 
you."
> 
>     So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot 
breakfast
> and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, 
eating. Marty
> asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
> 
>     His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and
> delirious.  Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and 
gave yourself
> a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
> 
>     Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and 
so clean,
> and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
> 
>     His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, 
and when
> she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, Leave me 
alone, I'm
> married!'"

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You must be hawk-eyed!
Can those crazy spammers try and find something else to do?
Maybe they could go for a walk in the park?
If they are not sure what to do then perhaps they should first 
consider regaining their composure ...
In the case that the situation is worse then maybe they should 
consider regaining their sanity.
I appeal again for calm - I wish to redress an issue.
This issue is simple enough:
Despite appearances to the contrary I do not have a quarrel with 
members of the British media especially those reporting for the 
war in Iraq currently.
Believe me, they are more than keen to try and help the current 
conflicts in the Middle East.
Allow them to continue to report without hindrance or let 
because they are now persuaded that their manner of reporting 
can exert a real influence in effecting the rightful outcome of 
the current conflict.
*And this despite all appearances.*

I have copied 

http://www.intrascope.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk 

to:

http://www16.brinkster.com/bookswanted/

today.

One day there will be a proper site of mine hosted by Brinkster.
It is however for another day.
They are based in Virginia U.S.A.

Quoting:
*Brinkster s mission is to be the leading provider of active 
server page and .NET hosting services and information; a can t 
be missed destination for Microsoft web developers worldwide; 
and a vital player in the continued growth, acceptance and 
usability of ASP & .NET.*

Surely this leaves the open source community wondering?

I would be.

I just knew om/cf would be first...LOL  I hope they fixed it for 
awhile. 

Marie, thanks for the post on the other site. I know my son will 
be fine but still doesn't stop me from worring. I'm so  glad 
that they were able to get Jessica and she is now out of harms 
way. Those are the things that make me so very proud of my 
son....

We will all pray for your son and all the heros that is 
fighting for future peace in Iraq.

The war is getting complicated. Who to kill and who not. These 
coward are using all kind of ways to fight the coalition. Using 
women and children as shield, as suicide bombers as decoy, 
killing them and blame it on the coalition and etc. The 
coalition forces must be aware that just before the war started 
there are also a lot of women holding guns and shouting their 
Jihad.

The seven women and children that were killed. I really would 
like to know why they did not drive slowly and stop for check 
and who is the driver.

All this time, those idiots protesting in the muslims countries 
is calling for jihad to revenge their death. Then if that is so 
they should all be fighting with the coalition and stop Saddam 
and his regime from doing such things.

YOUR MAKE BELEVE SON HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!!!!

Does your Mother know how emotionally disturbed you are???
Take your "Make Believe" life and shove it up your ass!

All families with loved ones fighting the battle of good can be 
DAMN PROUD of the job they are doing! Not only are they kicking 
ass and taking names, they are NOT stooping to the evil level of 
the Iraqi's. You can be very proud of your son - hell, Im proud 
of him and I don't even know him!! And the U.K. troops in Basra 
have been nothing short of exceptional! They are winning the 
hearts of a very tough crowd there. With the destruction of the 
two Iraq "elite" Republican Guard divisions and reletivly clear 
sailing to Baghdad I think we'll soon see the Iraqi people dare 
to defy the Saddam regime and the end of this will come quickly. 

We had our first local K.I.A. announced yesterday. Army Spc. 
Brandon Rowe was killed Monday in an ambush near the Iraqi city 
of Najaf. He had his body armour on but was shot under the arm 
and killed. He was in the 101st Airborne and was the division's 
first to die in combat in Iraq. His family has been overwhelmed 
with community support. He was 20 years old. I didn't know him 
or the family but judging by the fact they live in one of the 
ritziest sub-divisions here I somehow doubt this kid joined up 
to escape the ghetto. By all accounts he was a top notch kid who 
really believed in what he was doing.


 

blow me a spunk bubble

what a jerk, yeah, it's soooo often you hear a report on a kid 
soldier who didn't want to be there isn't it?! What the fuck do 
you think thy're gonna say. Everyone was told just how proud 
your boys were of fighting the commies in 'nam also, wasn't 
quite true though was it. Is that closed fist of yours over your 
ears as well as your eyes?

Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3858&start=0

http://gayegypt.com/islam.html
hahahaaaaaaa wake up muslims

http://gayegypt.com/islam.html
see how muslm fuck
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what a jerk, yeah, it's soooo often you hear a report on a kid 
soldier who didn't want to be there isn't it?! 
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Put down the fuckin crack pipe for a day, join the real world 
and re-read what I wrote shit-for-brains! This kid !DID! want to 
be in Iraq! Fact is: he didn't have to be. Go get that much 
needed mental health checkup TODAY. Recapping your agenda for 
today: 1)Get off the illegal drugs.  2) Get back on your 
prescribed medication, and 3) KISS MY ASS!!

FUCK! this board hasn't even got but a few posts on it and 
already it is brimming with hate. 
          It just warms my heart! knowing that the Anti-American 
spam boy and his shit for brains side kick are all pissed off!!
              

First I must say that any idiot who wants to burn our flag does 
not deserve to live under the freedoms it stands for. So while 
you wallow in your self-pity and burn the flag you own, that you 
have no business owning, remember. Burning the flag is the 
proper and recommended method of disposal. And of coarse you do 
not need one of our flags and it is best you properly dispose of 
it by burning it. This all showing only that any anti-American 
who burns the flag is simply ignorant and is properly disposing 
of the flag and the freedoms he does not deserve in the first 
place.

http://sung.lostgeeks.net/cnn.jpg

Have any of you heard anything on bin Laden lately?  Remember a 
few weeks ago there were reports coming out of Iran and Pakistan 
that he had been captured.  The reports were then said to be 
false and no one has heard anything since.  After Khalid Shaikh 
Mohammed was captured, the U.S. was mad that the reports came 
out so quickly, giving Al-Qaeda operatives a chance to relocate, 
before they had a chance to interrogate him.  Although a long 
shot do you think they may have really captured bin Laden and 
have just kept quiet while they interrogated him?  There was 
that huge force of 1000 soldiers that raided a village on the 
same day that the Iraq war started.  Just injecting some things 
on this board that make you go hmmmm..........

Bin Laden was arrested near Victoria station, London a few weeks 
back ....
Why?

We pray that your beautiful son will come back to you safe and 
alive and that you know that we are all here with you and for 
you sweetie. Stay strong and know that love and prayers and good 
energy go out to you and your son and all the men and women in 
Iraq fighting.  Fact Finder, hope you are doing good with your 
health.



above posted five lines and one word in accordance with board 
goat rules.

OK troops, go tell that cunt traitor Jane Fucka what you think 
of her.http://www.jane-fonda.com/read_jf.html or just go search 
engine and type in Jane Fonda Message board, also go to that 
scumbag Tim Robbins site www.tim-robbins.com/read_tr.html or use 
your goddamned search engine to tell him what you think about 
him and his cunt susan sarandon and their little bastards. Dont 
forget susan sarandon is the same cunt that fought to keep a 
death row inmate from being executed despite the fact that he 
killed on numerous occasions. also lovely message board about 
cunt France. Troops, find any other message boards so we can go 
on there and tell em what we think.  You can also visit the old 
Carnival Sucks site for some comic relief.  Jane's ex ted turner 
said 9-11 was a good thing that happened.  He deserves to fucken 
die. Troops, as you were. ALSO, STOP FEEDING X. IF YOU STARVE 
IT, IT WILL SLINK AND GO AWAY.  


Above lines posted NOT in accorance with board rules, as I am 
royally pissed at these Hollywood fucks!!!!!!!

What ever happened to the good shows, like, Rat patrol (perfect 
for today's childern and the situation in Iraq). Shows like 
Hogan's Heros and such haven't been around in a while. Insted 
Hollywood shows are all about gays and cunts & sluts. They have 
a few about disgruntled cops and x-cons. Sad. 

Osama was last seen getting his license in florida

Now.
Concerning the blonde girl in the wheelchair at ASDA.
(She has a nice smile!)
Let us all pray for a miracle.
Maybe nothing will happen ...
*There are NO guarantees*
But it is worth a try.
The only person who will not pray will be herself in this.
To pray it is essential that we have silence ...
Do not say anything
Simply reflect - (you do not need to participate if you don't 
want to or if you are busy)
It doesn't matter precisely when or how long you do this for.
If you have a quiet spot of today then use that time to consider 
the state of the world.
What do you want for the world?
How are you going to help?
Too much help is misguided - reflect on that too.
Could one not conclude that it is better to do nothing?
Indeed! That is precisely what you are doing.
If the result is failure we will all try again another day ..
That is my prayer.

Shall we lay siege to Baghdad?
Watch yourselves as you get picked off with high-powered rifles.
Shall we invade into the streets?
Watch yourselves as you get picked off with high-powered rifles.

Conclusion: Your bombing raids and the killing and maiming of 
the innocent has real consequences ...

Easy!
Pull back and call it quits.
But will you listen?
*Let's find out!* :)

I want to Thank all of you for your support. Without our troops 
this country would be nothing. All of our lives are touched one 
way or another by someone who is over in Iraq. We need not 
forget what this is all about.... I do want to apologize about 
the post I made to the fake X, It was completly out of character 
for me and I have no excues.

I wish to allay fears. Though there is plenty of things wrong 
with the world noone is going to try anything on me anymore.
This statement *now that he has a voice - people will simply try 
to punish him for it* is incorrect because they have heard that 
voice and that voice cannot therefore be harmed. There is still 
a slight risk with the occasional individual who could be 
considered unbalanced but security is tight albeit near 
invisible as I make my first public appearances around the 
Croydon area.

*The April's fool joke really was a joke (however, being chief 
architect of Microsoft *for the day* was fun! Obviously I cannot 
start taking on a million more responsibilities though.) ... but 
the prayer was real.*

My advice is to be very careful using the tube in London. It is 
up to you but you may wish to seek alternative transport. I feel 
that any form of a radioactive attack on the public in London is 
extremely slim. Since noone wants to see me proved wrong, I 
would like to assure the public that everything thought 
necessary is being done in the way of security tightening 
presently.

*The catch? The Spiritual Realm. Or have you forgotten?* 

Iraq vs. US with a little bit of UK thrown in ...
Who is going to win? :)
*There is something wrong with my micro-processor.*
Or is there?

Nothing is impossible ..
The truth is that I really have seen a space-ship.
I saw it coincidentally enough during a full moon on the 19th of 
February 2003.
It was lurking over Selhurst stadium.
Yes! It really was a material superimposition on the sky by the 
mind's eye.
It furthermore served no useful military purpose and was 
probably a harbringer of news from the future.
It was approximately the size of a football stadium ..

IT WAS THERE TO PICK YOU UP!!!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE: HURRY UP, CUT OFF YOUR GENITALS, PUT ON YOUR 
NIKES, AND CLIMB ABOARD!

I wish I were a boy. 

YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE. YOU'RE A BOY.

I thought he was captured at a "coffee shop" in Amsterdam with a 
Russian bride with six toes.  My bad.

While U.S. ground forces were advancing earlier Thursday, 
a televised statement attributed to Saddam Hussein 
exhorted the Iraqi people to ``fight them with your hands, 
your very knuckles within your fingers; the toes on your feet. 
Set your hair on fire and go for it my children. I am the Great 
and Powerful SaDam !!! Pay no attention to that fool behind 
the curtain !!!......''

Rename Saddam Hussein International Airport. Jessica Lynch 
International Airport sounds better. At least temporarily. 

N.C. Gal: Out of character maybe, gut highly appropriate - loved 
that post! :-)

Get a Grip: I've totally given up on any kind of anger 
managment, its just not working! LOL. Message board, shmessage 
board!

Justice: Those tunnels under Badhgag would make a perfect hiding 
spot for bin Whats his name, dark and dank, just the way he 
likes it. Interesting theory about binny being in custody. I 
remember some claims shortly after Khalid Shaikh Mohammed's 
arrest that he had actually been in custody for months and 
the "raid" that captured him was a set up deal. Just some more 
things we'll probably never know for sure. Damn, that list is 
getting long. 

LOL!! Iraqi Information Minister, "And the American troops are 
one hundred miles away from the Airport!" Saddam (via spokesman 
of course), "Victory is close at hand! And the check is in the 
mail!"

Iraqi officals are driving around the neighborhood near the 
airport with bullhorns encouraging the people to make a death 
march to the airport. Im picturing that scene from the 
old "Blues Brothers" movie...."We're on a mission from GOD."

Thank you, I am fine. Have to go my check up two week from now. 
Take care. God Bless.

I think the American will have a tough time in Baghdad if not 
carefully plan. Do some inteligence survey before going in. 
Saddam might have plan for this battle, knowing that he do not 
have the might to fight the coalition forces in open space. One 
way is to isolate Baghdad from the rest and frustrate the 
people inside. Let them lose the patient. Weaken their morale. 
Control their media. Lets the Iraqis civilian know the truth. 
It may takes a little longer but I believe it is worth it.

Saw in the news and interview where a lady, cannot remember her 
name saying that the Isreal is using the war on Iraq as an 
excuse to attack palestinian. I am sure the Isreal will not do 
that if there were not suicide bomb. Why can't the palestinian 
or the Arab understand that. Why don't they lay done the weapon 
for 6 months and see whether peace can be achieve with the help 
from the outside world. Same as to all those idiots that is 
calling for Jihad.

Everytime I see interview on telivision with Arab leaders. I 
get very frustrated on why the interviewer did not ask them all 
these question of whether will the Arab except other religion 
to live peacefully and the assistance Isreal.

Iraq, hmmmm what should we do? kill, or hypatheticly be killed?

Their will never be peace among jews and arabs, never. A 
religious conflict can only be dis-proven.

ther'll come a time when you poison headed fucks will go too 
far. The first time a nuke or poison bomb goes off in W.D.C we 
will be dragging your rag heads into the streets, pissing in 
your mouths, and standing on your throats until dead.  Then were 
gonna go to saudi arabia, destroy your sacred well and pipe our 
nations raw sewage to the spot where your putrid asshole drank.

johnny

Mental problems johnny?

What I find strange is why Saddam (or whoever is giving orders 
now) had the troops out away from Baghdad.  They had to know 
that they were going to get bombed if they were away from the 
city.  You would think that they would all hole themselves up 
within the city.  What is also funny is how the Iraqi Info 
Minister is saying that we are not "within 100 miles" of Baghdad 
but we are showing live video from the Saddam Int'l Airport 12 
miles from the core of downtown Baghdad.

from what i understand is that there wasn't a suicide bombing 
for about two months until the assasination of a Hamas 
leader.Did the Israeli's miss them?By the way, it was America 
who vetoed the resolution to allow UN peace-keeping forces to 
enter the conflict years ago.(probally under Israel's request)

Yes, it is always the case, did you know why tha Hamas leader 
was killed? You have to refer again back on suicide bombers 
before the assaination.

Yes, we as the outside world can see the propaganda and 
misinform Arab nation. Sometime I feel pity for them. If I am 
an Arab and I get only those propaganda and hatred news. I too 
will join in the fight.

http://sung.lostgeeks.net/cnn.jpg

http://sung.lostgeeks.net/cnn.jpg

you really are a fuckin numbmut!! did you go to the Gump 
university in fuckwitsville

A. Cafe de Paris.
A. *Ordinary* high explosives.
A. I hope you get well soon.
A. Gas attacks imaginary.
A. Bin Laden operative.
A. Carefully staged Iraqi war. (Brilliant Hollywood 
collaboration.)

*Do NOT/AND/OR/NOR/XOR ... bombs on the world tonite?*

1) reality tv? 
2) A new world order?
3) Saddams last stand?
4) Osama's mistake?
5) CNN & Wolf Blitzer at Ranger Surplus?
6) A new reason to buy Duct Tape?
7) George Bush during mid-life crisis?

You sweep the ocean with a broom! you are just trying to make me 
look bad so you can start a war!!! You sucky ducky!!! Me & 
Sadman Hussein are going to clean your clock, that is if he is 
still alive........

Just 1 hr ago Saddam is still pleading to people to join his so 
called Jihad. Let me tell you. Nobody hates you people. We also 
want to see peace. We live in harmony as human race. Why fight 
when you know you are losing. Dignity? Pride? Look at the 
people that is not fighting. Yes you might say it is a 
propaganda of US. Honestly I can only see propaganda coming out 
from the Arab nation. Look at Al Jazeera news showing 
casualties. It is always women and children. What about the 
poor Iraqis defending Iraq and not Saddam. I would really say 
they are your hero who do not really know what happening and as 
I say my prayers are with these people too. They are defending 
their homeland because of the propaganda from Saddam regime. If 
they were to lay down their weapons, I am sure the coalition 
and the world would welcome them with open arms.

God be mercfiful to all those involve witht the war. We always 
pray for mercy not death and victory.

No No No it is want for war, yes Jihud...er jeee haaaad is all 
goood i thinky!! 

Hello Friends,
*DISCLAIMER: I"M A NICE GUY REALLY AND OF COURSE I AM ONLY 
JOKING*
Here is my A/C #
60938440 Barclays, Croydon (Sort code 20-24-61). Credit Mr. R.J. 
Warwick.
In the meantime since you think what I do for you is worthless:
*Today we invented an awesome game.*
It is called *The Secret Agent Game.*
It is awesome because you can only lose.
What did you lose today?
(1) First I refused to ever give you further comments or 
critique on the Romantic poets in the English language.
(2) I refused point-blank to ever give an interview or be 
employed for any existing TV station on Earth. We'll just have 
to produce a new television station.
(3) I did a similiar job on Shakespeare as I did the Romantic 
poets.
What would you like to lose forever tomorrow? (*or maybe 
tonight* is David Schwimmer's suggestion.)
It's your call!

*Do you like my awesome game?* :)
Good!

Me mates will be soon to sort you fuckin Sandmonkeys out, Sue, 
Taf, Andy, Zeb (With his Tank) and all the rest, so watch out 
suckers

You tell em Jimbo mate

Here's what I trashed for you so far tonight:
(I) All commentaries and critiques on so-called *Great* 
literature in the English language.
(II) All commentaries and critiques on so-called *Not so Great* 
literature in the English language.
(III) All psychiatric guidance. Work your own diagnostic 
questions out!
(IV) All council buildings in the borough of Croydon with truly 
appalling soundproofing.
(V) All flights in/out of Heathrow airport. London.
*Do you like my awesome game?* :)

Hi Mush 

All this  it s a holy war  and  we have God on our side  from 
that barstard Sadam and his cronies makes me sick.

To torture and murder his own people the way he has over the 
last 20 or so years and then to use Gods name to try and stir up 
the other religious zealots out there is totally hypocritical.

Also this call to all his  Muslim brothers  to stand together 
because us big bad WHITE westerners are attacking a Muslim 
state     .what a load of crap     the  Muslim brothers  didn t 
give a shit about the  Muslim brothers  that were being 
murdered, tortured and repressed all these years     .did they

SOUNDS LIKE YOU THINK THE KKK IS COMING TO THE RESCUE IN BAGHDAD.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. I WAS 12-YEARS-OLD ONCE MYSELF.

Shutup!
Credit my account!
E-mail me!
I don't know what to call *Beddington*
Actually, fuck if I care right now.
Build up. Build down.
New Jerusalem?
Croydon.
*It is okay to drink alcohol if you can hold it and do this 
discreetly.*
Let me explain: we don't want rowdy people leaving pubs but if 
you want to drink yourself silly WITHOUT disturbing the peace 
within the privacy of your own home AND providing you know HOW 
you can DO this due to prior and active training then ...
... GO FOR IT!!!
Otherwise?
Fuck off!
*Jesus Christ has spoken* :)
lol

DO YOU EVER HAVE AN ACTUAL POINT TO MAKE?
SO FAR, ALL YOU'VE POINTED OUT IS THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO COPE 
WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS. 

On a more serious note: have I indeed trashed all of those 
things I wrote tonight? Yes I have! I understand how you have 
problems accepting the current situation, but I want to ask this 
of you: "why don't you just accept me and appreciate that I am 
trying to help you?" Furthermore, "why are you hindering me 
materially in this?" Please consider this carefully! I really 
want to help you people but you are just making the situation 
impossible! Don't you see what we could do? We could do 
something great - but I do need your cooperation. Let us please 
stop this senseless bickering and consider how we are going to 
embark on a great mission together! I understand that there are 
people who would prefer simply to watch ... I understand the 
pain of the antagonists too! It is a fact that this mission is 
in many ways condensed but seize your opportunity and ...
*Let's Go to the Stars!*

DO YOU EVER HAVE AN ACTUAL POINT TO MAKE?
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Yes.

SO FAR, ALL YOU'VE POINTED OUT IS THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO COPE 
WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL PROBLEMS. 
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And that is your expert opinion?

Think you missed the point I was trying to make totally there 
amigo   ..why the hell you mentioned the KKK suggests your 
understanding (or lack of it) of my statement re the Muslim 
brothers not giving a monkeys about how Sadam has butchered his 
own people over the years, leads me to believe that your 12 
birthday was possible only a short while ago.

NO, OR COURSE NOT. AN EXPERT WOULD BE ABLE TO PICK OUT ELEMENTS 
OF PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOUR, AND WOULD BE ABLE TO DIRECT YOU TO PLACES 
AND PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU DEAL WITH EVERYDAY 
MATTERS, SUCH AS KEEPING TRACK OF A BANK CARD, OR USING A SAVINGS 
ACCOUNT, WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN IN TEARS.

WISHING YOU A MEDICATED DAY,
                            X

I STAND CORRECTED, AND APOLOGISE, SINCE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW 
MANY OF HIS OWN PEOPLE SADDAM KILLS.
 THE ONLY REALLY HYPOCRITICAL PART IS: YOU DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK 
EITHER, UNTIL A MILITARY OPERATION WAS NAMED"OPERATION IRAQI 
FREEDOM". THEN, LIKE A BRAINLESS PROGRAMMED ROBOT, YOUR TEARS 
STARTED TO FLOW, AND YOU BEGAN TO WHINE LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

http://acsa.net/Baghdad/

Could it be?

Salam sent an email just after the bombing started: "the 
absolute biggest best most wanted brain-stuff-specialist (i am 
sure it has a name can't think of it now) [has been called] and 
taken to a location outside baghdad, he called his family and 
said he can't come back tonight. something has happened to 
someone."

Salam sent you an e-mail? I've been wondering about 
him...nothing on his blog since March 24th. There were other 
reports of "very important" people pulled out of that bunker 
that night. After watching the taped video of 'Saddam' speaking 
to Iraq the next it seemed clear that the 'Saddam' with the 
glasses was either a fake or had a giant load of crap in his 
pants from the events of that night.

Canadians are pussies and their hockey players are gay   
          

X lives in Milwaukee. He is 38 years old, ugly, and fat. He has 
severe acne and works in a Burger King. The manager makes him 
work the second shift alongside the teenagers who work there, so 
they can see what happens to someone who pisses his life away. X 
is being used as an example by Burger King to stay in school and 
to practice personal hygiene. His self esteem is likely quite 
low, as even the 16 yr. olds who work there laugh at him. Last 
week the cashier told me that X got reprimanded by his assistant 
manager (an 18 yr. old girl) for not wearing his hair net, which 
led to some of his hair fall from his balding head into the fry 
bin. He was ordered to go home and shave his scalp before 
returning to work so that a repeat of that disgusting situation 
wouldn't occur. Unfortunately, his newly shorn scalp revealed 
that his acne had spread all over his head! X is the first person 
in the history of Burger King to be reprimanded for being ugly! 
Now he has been demoted, and his tasks are limited to scrubbing 
the restrooms and sweeping the parking lot. Let's hope that he 
doesn't get caught jerking off in the ladies' while peeking 
through some crack in the stall!    
                            

http://www.agonist.org/
http://www.annasach.net/images/iraq.html
http://www.back-to-iraq.com/

It is EXHAUSTING for me to have to clean up all these threads 
and start new ones.  I have repeatedly asked all of you to post 
FIVE LINES MAXIMUM.  This is very time consuming and annoying 
for me. Some of you have relevant posts but need to do away with 
cut and paste.  Thanking you in advance.





Above posted five lines in accordance with board goat rules. 
THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just saw the news, Marine killed by pregnant suicide bombers. 
This war is getting more complicated. Who should we shoot and 
not shoot. I think the Coalition forces should take over the 
media and let the Iraqi people to choose for themselves. If 
they do not wish to fight, leave Baghdad now give them a few 
days to leave, then start an assault on the remainder who want 
to fight.

Are you related to 'Justice' per chance? Hehehee, only 1 line!

Isn't that insane? A pregnant woman on a so-called "martyrdom 
operation". Its just sickening! No GOD would encourage this.

As I understand it (contrary to Rumsfeld's possible 'dis-
information') U.S. troops have already made some fairly major 
incursions into Baghdad proper testing the level of resistance.
And your right....WHY IS BAGHDAD TV STILL ON!!! 

Baghdad is what...5 million people, and I doubt we have yet in 
place the resources to handle the humanitarian problem facing 
us. I've no doubt we'll win this war and the Iraqi people will 
be much better off for it and the free world will as well.

Positive tests for Ricin in the northern al Queda areas and some 
nasty stuff in the Euphrates River...we're not off the hook yet 
by a longshot, they have what suddenly "retired" Blind Blix was 
supposed to be NOT LOOKING FOR but PRESENTED WITH for inspection 
and destruction. After Iraq is under control a sudden left turn 
into SYRIA would be a wise move. Thats where Saddam shipped his 
best toys.

dont war on iraq else the islams kill you amiricans

k.we wont do nufin den

*Morning Monkey Robots!*
Is there something wrong with your micro-processor today?
Frankly, it has me baffled too!

Richard, *Let's play Russian Roulette!
... You go first.*

*I know - it's true!*
I pulled the trigger at ...
YOU!!!
Your turn.
Let's play Russian Roulette!

Nice try!
But you missed!
Reason?
I don't exist.
My move.
Let's play Russian Roulette!

Hope you enjoyed the performance! :)

Ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Its a much more 
challenging game than with a revolver!

Shoot the pregnant ones too, stop the fuckers breeding  

Ever play Russian Roulette with a semi-auto? Its a much more 
challenging game than with a revolver!
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Been there. Done that. Will now congratulate whomsoever managed 
the above BK X-version satire.

*Welcome if you have just joined us!* :)
I shall be reporting some news tonight.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-
8&q=warwick+%22international+school+of+geneva%
22&btnG=Google+Search

*DISCLAIMER: UM, DON'T BLAME ME .. BLAME THE PESKY B.B.C*
(1) Baghdad airport not taken tonight still.
(2) A British journalist taunts as he states that he will only 
believe that there is an American presence in Baghdad when he 
sees it with his own eyes.
(3) Meanwhile, British forces capture members of an Iraqi 
political strand and place bags over their heads and use nylon 
handcuffs in a completely vain attempt to make it look as though 
they are about to be executed.

*DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS LINK*
NB the "Tribune de Geneve" is a daily newspaper concentrating on 
Swiss and Geneva news.

Tonight's link for the disinterested & bored.

http://www.worldsexguide.org/geneva.txt.html

*Date: Wed, 12 Mar 1997 22:22:11 +0100
Subject: Prostitution in Geneva

Hello,

You can find some good address in the "Tribune de Geneve", the 
girls work
in their appart. Some young students very beautyful and with 
very good
prices (about 70 FS for fucking in her bedroom)

good luck*

That's it for tonight.
I tried my best to find some interesting things to post up.
I did find some interesting things on the internet tonight 
though in my estimation they provided lean fodder for thought.
The fact is that I just feel tired now, hence that's it.
By the way, I was simply reporting things and kept things 
therefore void of my opinion.
I am not trying to blacklist the *Tribune de Geneve* which is a 
perfectly acceptable newspaper.

This is fucking pathetic!

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I'm fucking going to hang myself so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!    

         

Subject: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzusssssssss! 
Date: Sat Apr 5 20:12:04 2003 
Message:
This is fucking pathetic!
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Yes! But just as I said it was *The Spirit of Freedom*

Kazaa vs. mp3.com
Who is going to win? :)

Today's link for the disinterested & bored:

http://genres.mp3.com/download_charts/

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO'S FUCKING BEEN MAKING FUN OF ME? I'M GETTING 
SICK OF THIS SHIT!              
           

From your argumentations, it doesn't seem you are very 
intelligent people.

Ok. Thank you.

hey, pasta pecker, did you fuck your fat mammas ass las night 
while she told you how beautiful you are? Do you know a 
football player called Gary Baldy?

I hereby renounce you all.
*Principally this is a privacy issue.*
It also involves noise pollution, spitting at me, denying me 
money owed ... etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. 
etc. etc.
You don't listen to me or take me seriously.
You dare to be jealous of the fact that I have nothing 
materially - and the talents that I do have I spent years 
cultivating. You don't care for my talents either!
You are selfish & evil!
If you think you are an exception then e-mail me.
That is my move.
Now if you want to call this *the Secret Agent game* or if you 
want to call it *Russian roulette* it's all the same to me.
I'm afraid you have run out of moves.
A shame because I wished this game went on eternally!
Don't you?

I have decided to sell my body to the 1st available, disease 
free, reasonably attractive and intelligent woman.
The price?
75 Billion US dollars.
(Or convert into Sterling.)

Q. Can you do a discount day?
A. It is possible that I consider a 10% discount. I understand 
that people are worried about the possible effect on the world's 
economy.

Q. What does *renounce* mean exactly?
A. It means you must pay lots of money to sleep with me.

Q. Why does noise bother you in your home?
A. Shutup!

Q. Why should I not be spitting at you or in your presence?
A. It is against the Law of the Land.

Q. Who do you think owes you money?
A. You tell me.

Q. Why are you not going to sue Barclays?
A. They are my bank and I will have to stash the US 75 billion 
somewhere.

Q. I hear you fixed your computer. How did you feel about this?
A. Fucked up! That was the last question. Thank-you and 
goodnight. Sleep tight, don't have too much sex, and Satan bless!

I just feel numb! I no longer care about anyone or anything. Far 
from *sorting things out in my head* I will propose to you that 
there was never anything to *sort out*. Things just keep getting 
worse and worse when it comes to my opinion of people around me. 
True, I am thankful that people are no longer trying to kill me, 
however it is now slight things like spitting or shouting at my 
back that I find utterly repulsive and abhorrent. Things can 
only get worse and will most certainly continue that way for a 
while in my opinion. At least I will try and post up some 
humourous stuff on the internet soon. Under the circumstances it 
is the best I can do. The Truth? You are just shooting 
yourselves in the foot because of the inaction of people who are 
in responsible positions and should know better and be capable 
of positive action. Apart from feeling numb I feel hateful, 
spiteful, revengeful etc. i.e. very human qualities! Remember 
that when I make a decision then at that moment I have finalised 
it unless there is an extremely (i.e. better) reason to later 
counter it ... Though I no longer feel at mortal risk, I still 
indeed do believe that this whole thing is spinning out of 
control on an emotional level for example. I cannot really offer 
any advice because I know that even if I give the same advice a 
million times it still goes completely unheeded. Otherwise I 
would. Believe me. In the coming days I will consider these 
important issues again and try to come up with some form of 
redress. Unfortunately, it just seems to have more and more of a 
psychologically isolating effect on me which I know that 
ultimately is permanent. I will promise you however that I will 
do what I can.

Let's at least be balanced about this:
I appreciate the sometimes and very fleeting presence of one or 
two women that I vaguely know when I go shopping.
There are groups of people in Croydon who are clearly on my side.
ASDA and the place (which I will not name) where I get beer & 
cigarettes have shown me kindness.
*Some of the things whispered to me through the walls can be 
beautiful, scared and funny!*
As I have already stated though, as far as I am concerned, *the 
Past simply can never be consolidated.* This means a failure of 
sorts to put it mildly.

First on the war in the Persian Gulf: it is my considered 
opinion and conclusion that whatever the outcome of this war, in 
the end you are only fighting yourselves.

On *the B.B.C.* : attempting real improvements in the quality of 
their presentations and their attempts to cut to the chase 
regarding propoganda are honourable. However, they have not 
swung into their roles properly. What are those roles? Wholesale 
accusations and denial of anything beyond the absolute material 
proof demanded on behalf of so many!

On political leaders: the main leaders presently involved in 
this conflict have acted with conviction. The statement is short 
and only considers the current conflict. I believe that my 
presence in the UK has produced exceptional difficulties, the 
like of which have never been seen - and therefore I reserve 
judgement.

On spin: Did you ever meet anyone calling himself *Secret 
Agent*? He could show you a thing or two ...

On the fighting forces: I understand what is involved. Also, 
because you know about me I give you hope. I hope for a speedy 
resolution to this conflict but things have got so out of hand 
for me that what I can do is very limited.

On the bloodshed of the innocent: *May God judge upon you!*

*This is indeed a developing story.*
(I) Did you notice that the green jet that was reported to be 
the 1st 'plane to have landed at the newly named *Baghdad 
airport* :) had all of its elevator missing? That must have been 
one hell of a landing! :)
*The "newly taken" ... "Baghdad Airport" ... has been taken, has 
been taken ... Sleep now! ... Hush child ...*
There! Fast asleep! ;)
(II) Renegade US pilots have so far killed a few UK soldiers in 
tanks near Basra a couple of days ago ... (these guys are 
seriously nuts!!!) ... tonight they dropped a rather large bomb 
on the heads of some Kurds and some US Special Force soldiers ...
I love the shit they deal up!
*Long live the mad US fighter jet pilots!*
I recommend that when they court martial you, simply pull out a 
semi-automatic and plug them between the eyes ...
Just pile the bodies up! lol

Tonight's Psychic Exercise involves lighting a candle without 
lighting up yourself, your partner and/or the adjoining room and 
muttering some shit about how Jesus came back for you. (Standby 
999! No doubt some people will screw this up and set their 
neighbours ablaze!)

*There is no acting challenger but you, yourself.*

Midnight! Does the Bell toll for you?
I know that there is work to be done in the Name of God!
Jesus Christ Himself has spoken!

NC Gal: I'm glad to see you are keeping the faith! You are very 
welcome. 

Merlyn: If I can find it I have this picture of some idiot 
burning our Flag and catching himself on fire lol, I will post 
it when I find it!

Board Goat: I thought I had done something and got kicked off 
the board lol, I will Certainly visit those sites and put my 
opinion in! :-)

R. Warick: PLEASE PLEASE send all that stuff you are writing to 
Al-Jazeera! You can really make a difference there I'm positive!
Besides they REALLY need the mail!

Justice: I heard about that the same night as the war started 
also. I also heard that if they did have Bin Hidin (Assuming he 
is alive) in custody, they wont anounce it till the war is over, 
as not to provoke his little followers! Hope its true!

why does no mortal talk with you?

I SUCK COCK       ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I was venturing around (Thinking I was Kicked off the 
board) The Crisis2001 Board is getting quite Anti-American it 
seems! Sometimes I will peek in, but I dont always have the time 
to respond. I dont know about the rest of the boards, I might 
peek in tonight. Just thought you might want to know that! :-)

This board needs a new background. How about a good picture of 
Saddam sucking a camel.....ciggerette I mean...

I just want to say THANK YOU! for your support of our country 
and soldiers. I think we should send all the protestors to Iraq 
and see if they will talk their SHIT over there. I bet they 
won't have the guts. I am a true American and believe in the 
right to speak your peace but not against the people we put into 
office to protect our Freedom. We elected these people to speak 
and act for US. May God watch over our President and our 
Soldiers! I pray for a quick solution to this war but will 
support the war till the end. Please PRAY for our Troops!!!

The post I just did is on the wrong date. It is April 6,2003 @ 
9:00pm.

I really pity the Iraqi people especially those that is still 
fighting thinking that they have a chance against the coalition 
forces because propaganda done by their leaders.

Example are the information about their standing by the 
Information Minister about the distance of the coalition 
forces. The Airport, Basra and etc. all turn out to be not true.

The walkabout by Saddam, a man who hides cannot be so brave to 
come out int he open so near to the conflict. This video again 
can be film sometime back with dramatic smoke from behind to 
show that it was taken recently, or done somewhere else or the 
man is not Saddam himself.

Saddam and his leaders must have known what will happen if US 
attack and did some movies takes of many possible happening if 
the US were to attack and show what ever is appropriate as time 
call for. I believe they are already out of the country or 
hidden in some rural areas.

I pity the poor Iraqis that is fighting this war for the wrong 
cause.

I saw on TV a family been hauled out by the coalition forces 
with small children raising their hands and crying with fear. 
Can't the coalition ask them to put it down except their parent 
and calm them that this is a routine check. Let them know that 
they are love too but again, it was the Saddam regime that has 
cause the fear of suicide bombings among the coalition forces.

Those elected to public office have always been fair game to 
critisism and ridicule, and thats as it should be and originally 
was intended when the U.S. was founded. Hell fire, I laughed my 
ass off at a parody of G.W.B. that made him look dumber than a 
box of rocks last night on Saturday Night Live! Public officials 
in a free democracy are always fair game. I voted for and 
generally support Bush but take in stride the heckling of those 
that don't...as best I can.

Support the troops? Damn straight! The time for protesting is 
over and personaly I consider it an act of treason to do so as 
our troops are facing the enemy. Note: my personal ideas are in 
no way related to constitutional law! And our troops have 
performed GREAT, ALL the coalition troops have proven 
themselves. The Brits in Basra have shown what I think is a 
workable plan for taking Baghdad with a minimum of casulties on 
both sides, a little time consuming - yes, but winning over the 
people is the key.

Sure...we're still 100 miles from Saddam Hussein International 
Airport according to the Iraqi Minister of Bullshit and 5,000 
Iraqi uniformed and plain clothes soldiers danced a jig on the 
one American tank they stopped well inside Baghdad but in 
reality the noose is tightening on Baghdads neck and this will 
be over soon after Saddomy's bunkers are filled with water like 
we did to those poor innocent Gophers in their holes with a 
garden hose...always figured they had alternative ways out and 
sent the buddies to hold bags over the other holes in the area 
to catch the cute little suckers alive with the hope of making a 
unusual pet out of them. Never did catch one. Don't tell PETA. 
Mums the word on that matter.

R. Warick: PLEASE PLEASE send all that stuff you are writing to 
Al-Jazeera! You can really make a difference there I'm positive!
Besides they REALLY need the mail!
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What kind of difference do you have in mind?

why does no mortal talk with you?
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They know I am mortal.

Here's the list:
(1) Smart as hell.
(2) Fixed my computer yesterday - sort of: it boots now but 
still goes down at unexpected moments.
(3) Pretty good at astral projection and reading peoples' minds.
That's your lot!
Have a nice time at the zoo then.

Go on run you fuckin gobshite, we OWN Baghdad now. Do you see our 
nice tanks and soldiers in your palace hahahahahahahaha

ENGLAND. ENGLAND, ENGLAND, ENGLAND,  HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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We did it!!!!! We have WON the War!!!!
And we have found the WMD in Najaf? I think the name of it is!
News is comming in fast and furious!
WE CAME WE SAW WE KICKED ASS!!!! Iraq is Free!!!!
We have the FINEST Military in the WORLD!!!
Woooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

To all those Soldiers that lost their lives to achieve this 
mission, rest easy now, you are walking with God! Your mission 
is complete!!!

Isn't it sick how the yanks are all so patriotic. It's always 
our home land and other shit similar. War also seems to be the 
answer, but talks never work. It's god bless this...god bless 
that. 

The war on Iraq is supposed to find weapons of mass destruction, 
but where the hell are they? What about the millions of Anti-War 
protests that happened. In Australia about 
%72 of the population were against war, yet the go ahead was 
given anyway, why? To fight a war that was not their own. 
England was the same. 

The US had to because Bush feels as though he needs to finish 
off the job that Daddy fucked up. Pretty lame excuse, but it 
seemed to have worked.w 

How many losers will respond with useless coments to this?
Get creative and thing of something good before wasting 
everyones time. Thanks

One giant leap for George Bush, one small step backwards for 
mankind......................

0.0) Bosnia 
0.1) Serbia
0.2) Afghanestan
0.3) Iraq
....
1) Syria
2) Libya
3) Iran
4) Sudan
5) Pakistan
6) Cuba
7) North Korea
8) France
9) China
10) Russia
11) Europe (incl. Spain)
12) Africa
13) Japan
14) Australia
15) UK

!!!
Ready?
... Drop bombs ...
Good! :)

Today's psychic exercise: How to disprove that *Chemical Ali* 
has been carrying out *mass killings for years and years* as 
reported by example on B.B.C. 1 during the 1 o' clock news, 
Monday April 07, 2003

1st?
... Drop bombs ... :)
Now!
No! Already have!

Anyway, click on *Advanced Search* having prior to this 
navigated to the following URL:

http://www.google.com/

When you're there then write in the following Search term in the 
text input box labeled *with the exact phrase*:

Chemical Ali

Having done this then choose *past three months* from the 
dropdown selection box labeled *Date   Return web pages updated 
in the ...*

Submit this query with the *Google Search* button and note how 
many web pages are returned.

Do the whole thing again but choose the default *Date* selection 
which is *Anytime*

When I did this just now I found the difference in the number of 
web pages returned to be 590 ... approximately one tenth of the 
total number of pages returned each time.

One must conclude that the one they call *Chemical Ali* has only 
recently begun his mass killings career. :)

!!!

mullah omar is a dick

My name is Sanjay. I am queer

I come from Bradford

LOOK BITCH, FUCKING PAY ATTENTION, PICK UP A FUCKING NEWSPAPER, 
LOOK AT THE NEWS, THEY FOUND THE CHEMICAL (SIRIN) WEAPONS THIS 
MORNING IN A TOWN SOUTH OF BAGHDAD! BEFORE YOU SPEAK GET YOUR 
FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT! YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! I WILL CONTINUE 
TO SAY GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS YOU ASS. THEY EARNED IT, THEY 
DESERVE IT, AND THEY HAVE NOW SAVED OUR LIVES BACK HERE IN THE 
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!

GOD BLESS THE USA, UK, AND COALITION TROOPS!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TALKS? THEY DIDNT WORK DUMBASS! THE UN 
DIDNT FIND THE CHEMICALS...WE DID!!!

GOOD GOD, GROW A BRAIN!!!!

I beg to differ once again my friend lol, One GIGANTIC Step for 
the USA, More time left to be able to live for Mankind!!!!

Where did you see that they found Sarin gas?  Do you have a link?

It's on FoxNews.com its all over the news, as a matter of fact 
I'm recording it! I thought it was a town called Najaf but its 
another town above Najaf! A few soldiers walked into a warehouse 
and a few moments later they started throwing up, having bubbles 
rise up on thier skin, and some other stuff. God pray for thier 
safety, since there is NO cure for Sirin!

I get the point but what I meant by not running down our Public 
Officials was that as Patriots we should back the ones we 
elected. I understand that making jokes about them is different, 
and yes I admit I giggle at some of the jokes out there. But 
when it comes down to the nitty-gritty I am totally behind our 
President. I am not quite middle-age but voted for the my first 
time during the last presidential election. I regret that I 
hadn't voted before but thought my vote wouldn't count. I know 
pretty stupid on my part. I did not just vote because "Dubya" 
was from Texas,I didn't bother to vote for his Dad. I voted 
because I thought he would be good for our country. I hope I 
have made things a little clearer for everybody about my 
position on this subject. 
Yes, I am a little "Redneck", I support the things I believe in 
and speak my mind about the things I don't. It is how I was 
raised. I am proud of MY State and my Country. 
om/cf, Thank You for your input. Without others input there 
would be no one to discuss the pro and cons with.

War is a healthy thing when taken in moderation.  The chaos 
allows people to see whats really going on.  Afghanistan and 
Iraq I think have had enough war for a while.  They should take 
it easy.

http://english.aljazeera.net

!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2925375.stm

*He was given the name "Chemical Ali" after a gas attack that 
killed thousands of Kurds in 1988.*

... we're on a covert mission for God!
... covert mission for God! .. tra la la ...

!!!

Mankind could use a breather from war, but never takes a break. 
Good for Bush, having the balls to do what we have needed him to 
do, so unlike Clinton. We just keep on doing what we must do. 
War is never progress, always destruction. The Islamic Jihad 
does need to be destroyed. And so it seems it will be. 
Reformation, Muslims the last to go through it. Not unlike the 
Christian crusades, the whole world must suffer through it. 
It just sucks and yes it IS one step back for mankind. Also a 
giant leap forward for us and stopping the sucidal Jihad of the 
martyr heads (Muslims). The Muslim view; appocolypse, if they 
can't just have the world, then they want death for all. We must 
take this one step backwards, sad as it seems. 

Again I demonstrate to you the power invested in me. You fools! 
Don't you know who I am?

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(I)   How are you doing with your *messianic* disaster campaign?
(II)  How many churches built in my name?
(III) What is the major religion of the world?

If you can answer these questions three ... then you've just 
solved the Riddle of the Sphinx!

Congratulations! Here's a million pounds.

Did you spot the unanswerable question?
(I know that many people have but for the elucidation of the 
masses:)

*(II)  How many churches built in my name?*

Hola media scrum! Thank God I am not in the thick of that!
Though one wonders just why ... :)

In brief, I expressed doubts about this case from the start 
because I felt that the book that was published signaled a 
problem. I watched some TV coverage and read a couple of 
newspaper articles. Because I felt I may have interfered I 
delivered specific instructions that the case should be tried on 
the evidence alone and to disregard my opinions. Naturally, the 
trial judge did that too - but probably restressed this point 
several times. In my judgement, the chance of an appeal being 
successful is nil but give it a shot by all means.

Where do you come up with this stuff?

Worse yet... why do you read it?

I don't actually.  I just catch a glimpse of some of his posts 
while I am scrolling through.  The parts I do see make 
absolutely no sense.  I am just wondering where someone would 
come up with that gibberish.

This is in reference to the first message on this website.  
Ashraf, if you are reading, what you have written just shows how 
ignorant you can be.  If you maybe educated yourself, you would 
realize what absolute filth you have written.  Its sad to say 
that people like you still exist in this world - UNEDUCATED AND 
STILL TRYING TO MAKE A BOLD STATEMENT.
 

As you know I have dispelled some propaganda. I'm mostly 
interested in the Iraqi war from the media perspective (because 
I watch it on TV for example) and I don't feel particularly 
involved in it. I was just wondering what you would do if no 
weapons of mass destruction are discovered in Iraq. The thing 
is, it is my considered opinion that there are none.

Where do you come up with this stuff?
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If it is *gibberish* then logically you don't care.

SO FAR, WE HAVE BUILT SEVERAL THOUSAND TEMPLES IN YOUR NAME.
THEY ARE ALL IN NEW YORK CITY. JUST ENTER ANY TRASH DUMPSTER, AND 
DIG TOWARDS THE SECRET COMPARTMENT TOWARDS THE BOTTOM, WHICH WILL 
LEAD YOU TO SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,MAJESTIC EDIFACES KNOWN TO 
MAN, AND ALL DECICATED TO YOUR REGAL MAJESTY, MY LORD.

ALL I CAN SAY IS, IF YOU'RE WATCHING CNN, OR FOXNEWS, AND YOU'RE 
WATCHING AN ORIENTAL GIRL, WITH RED HAIR, TELLING YOU ABOUT 
TRUTH, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REVISE SOME IDEAS ABOUT MEDIA 
TRUTHS.

There may or may not be WMD but I think in either case that Bush 
doesn't really care.  I think that is why they also threw in the 
fact that they were liberating the people of Iraq just in case 
WMD were not found.  I am starting to share your feelings of no 
chemical or biological weapons in Iraq.  The early reports 
suggesting that they found some suspected chemicals but they 
turned out to be pesticides.  There are other reports but we 
will have to wait and see what they find.  I support the war in 
Iraq but I wouldn't be surprised if the coalition forces plant 
some chemicals in Iraq just to make themselves look good.

I have to see it to beleive it. Un real, to say the least.

U.S. troops bunking in Saddam's palace, drinking the King's best 
whiskey and smoking his hand-rolled Cubans...its just too funny!!

ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

ALL I CAN SAY IS, IF YOU'RE WATCHING CNN, OR FOXNEWS, AND YOU'RE 
WATCHING AN ORIENTAL GIRL, WITH RED HAIR, TELLING YOU ABOUT 
TRUTH, IT MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO REVISE SOME IDEAS ABOUT MEDIA 
TRUTHS.
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I have been found out!
You see, that is me!
The oriental girl with the red hair spouting nonsense from the 
TV!
This leads us to the inevitable conclusion:

*WARNING! THIS IS THE AQUARIAN CONSPIRACY* :)

(Meaning rather that my name is not Helen.)
So we have all properly realised that along we were filming from 
the planet Xanadu?
*There is no shadow of a doubt in my mind that we are all dead.*
Good. :)
You know too that my hair is dyed?
If you do not realise this then you need to know: 
All along we were actually fighting the North Korean war.
It was hellish to fake it ...
Truly I am from Xanadu: the oriental look and the dyed red hair 
proves it.

Most of it is old footage from the original Iraqi war:

We just used clever cinema effects to make it look like I am 
oriental.
We just revamped some of it and stuck some people in Tunisia 
into the desert with an 8mm *SuperEight* and told them to get on 
with it.
We gave them some guns and tanks and they are nearly all 
converted to Buddhism now!
We have unscrewed the caps off quite a lot of alcoholic 
beverages because the pain is diabolical ... :)
We are taking care of their wives for them and have arranged 
some proper life insurance.

*Is faster than light travel possible?*
I have not got a clue but I am definitely oriental ...

looks we have not found anything that remotely suggests that we 
were in danger of being attacked in USA by Iraq. BUSH EATS 
SHIT!!!

There may or may not be WMD but I think in either case that Bush 
doesn't really care.  I think that is why they also threw in the 
fact that they were liberating the people of Iraq just in case 
WMD were not found.  I am starting to share your feelings of no 
chemical or biological weapons in Iraq.  The early reports 
suggesting that they found some suspected chemicals but they 
turned out to be pesticides.  There are other reports but we 
will have to wait and see what they find.  I support the war in 
Iraq but I wouldn't be surprised if the coalition forces plant 
some chemicals in Iraq just to make themselves look good.
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I told you my main aliases on this site. *Richard Warwick* is my 
real name as I have also stated prior. The fact is that 
President Bush went into this war fully aware of my presence. 
Take a look at him laughing on the lawn between the helicopter 
and the White House for example. It is important to know that he 
was not laughing in a malicious way. Observe the very peculiar 
happenings at the Church service just as the war starts! He 
knows that he now owes me 75 US billion dollars and I am sure it 
is just killing him now ... :)

I don't think the coalition forces will plant chemical weapons 
but they might (continue) to make out that there are WMD.

As I again stated, I am sort of an *active observer* in the 
present conflict. I am however keen to see this end soon with 
minimised casualties, and it is my belief that there is a 
genuine problem here.

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*So we have all properly realised that along we were filming 
from the planet Xanadu?*

Should read:

*So we have all properly realised that all along we were filming 
from the planet Xanadu?*

I have received permission from ...
Could it be?
Saddam Hussein ... :)
To report his whereabouts:
Okay then! (fucking crazy I think but he said go for it!) :)
Baghdad actually ...
Quick!
Get bomb on him!
Do not cut green insulation wire thx! :)
*Bring down the space-ship?*
*Flee from the epicentre?*
*Do not pass go and collect 2000?*

*The whole world watches and wonders as space-bitch finally 
makes her grand entree!* :)

P.S. My darling Helen. Do attempt to avoid the epicentre. Thx. 
We will have dinner soon at the restaurant of your choice. I 
will be the one with the red carnation in my top pocket at 
Victoria Station. You can't miss me like that. Love you to bits! 
It has been so so long my darling but finally we are reunited! 
lol

All I can say is that my experience of Connex South East has 
been notorious in the depth of misery upon the service ...

Helen! I am so sorry! How can you ever possibly forgive me?

I know!

E-mail me.

lol
!!!
Or something ...
(NB the three pointed exclamation effect is simply to ensure 
that our enemies in Xanadu get the upper-hand in the galaxial 
conflict.)
Suicidal?
No. But I need to hurry this thing along ...
Aww, Shuddup Michele Hussein!
Stop laughing Michele Hussein!
This is NOT I repeat NOT funny.
Okay?
Good. :)
*Let us proceed* :)

Tomorrow we really will all die.
Sorry?
Yes I am.
Any last regrets?
Actually yes ... I never finished installing the operating 
system on my backup computer ...
It was all because of a neutronium bomb.
I think it really really sucks!
But in case you are wondering you will die instantaneously.
This is the nature of the neutronium bomb:
To all intents and purposes it is radiationless.
Listen to the Scientists.
They will tell you ...

U better mean cigarette, u smart ass little faggot.

Hey Secret Agent wingnut...did you drop the shit from hell on a 
house in Baghdad tonight? Hell no! Wasn't no pshyco-dreamy
"neutronium bomb" but was the reality of four, two thousand 
pound bunker-buster bombs. Thats gonna be some fuckin' DNA mess 
there...LOL!!!

Rumsfield downplayed that the weapons found were Sirin, Mustard 
Gas, and some damn poison I never heard of before, he downplays 
everything till its proven. But the prilimanary findings say its 
Sirin, Mustard Gas and whatever that other stuff was. And the 
informer who told the soldiers to go look there (At that spot) 
said that was just the tip of the iceburg!! There are ALOT of 
sites being investigated right now. I wondered how long it would 
be before someone (IF and or When, Which we did) find Weapons of 
Mass Destruction would be quick to say our government planted 
them  unreal..!!!!! I suppose we never entered Baghdad either! 
Oh and we were no where NEAR the Airport either!!! Saddam also 
said "He didnt have WMD"!!! Gee I guess we should believe 
EVERYTHING his regime tells us. They are the poor little 
innocent victims here. They wouldnt dream of passing on (If they 
already havent) some of those weapons off to Al-Quaida, or some 
other finatical muslim freaky ass group that WOULD use them on 
us!! Oh No Not Saddam!!! P'Shaw!!! I wouldnt doubt for 1 minute 
that he had ALOT to do with the World Trade Center Bombings!!! 
Since he had that Mural made depicting the picture of the first 
plane hitting WTC1 like it was an ornament or something!! But I 
forgot he is a good guy who would never DREAM of doing anything 
to us. Especially since we kicked his ass out of Kuwait!!! He's 
not a vengeful person oh no not him. He gased his own people, 
stored bodies (Not even Refrigerated) with bags of bones next to 
them in a storage garage, bragging on paper that he had them 
executed, ran torture rooms, rape rooms, and numerous other 
autrosity things. Wake the hell up and take a look at the things 
that have happened to us, and who would have the most to gain by 
them? Maybe a vengeful, hateful, genocidle, man? A Hitler type? 
Well at least some people see what a sicko he was and how our 
President and Troops have saved our lives. 
Cant wait to see what else they will find!!! They  planted them 
ha un fucking real!!!

Ewww I dont know how much of Saddam and his Boy's are left now 
Lmfao!

AH, all of you who have chosen to follow the mad money-machine 
that has led the people astry from love, from human essence.  
Your days are numbered...   
Every event has a truth, every truth has many meanings.  Whats 
your meaning?  Mine is native ways,  Just wait until your own 
government impinges upon your freedom and you will see that your 
government is your self and the laws of cause-effect.  Bye,Bye.

Hey Secret Agent wingnut...did you drop the shit from hell on a 
house in Baghdad tonight? Hell no! Wasn't no pshyco-dreamy
"neutronium bomb" but was the reality of four, two thousand 
pound bunker-buster bombs. Thats gonna be some fuckin' DNA mess 
there...LOL!!!
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You fool OM/CF or whatever the hell your name is!

Today's URL for all those who are receiving bombs on their head 
today! :)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/middle_east/2002/conflict_wit
h_iraq/at_a_glance/default.stm

Quoting: *0155: The Pentagon says US warplanes have targeted 
Baghdad location where Saddam Hussein, his two sons and other 
top Iraqi leaders are believed to be. 

0100: Five huge explosions heard in western Baghdad, around 
presidential palace, and fire is blazing in the area, reports 
AFP.*

So we had a few bombs dropped on top of Saddam Hussein's head.
He thanks us for the lovely effort but would ask us all to 
consider why the bombs missed. Maybe some clues later .. ;)

Sure Saddam sucks camels...ciggeretts? Only his goat knows for 
sure.  

I agree with the annonymous one; unless your in the war shut the 
FUCK up..... thanks for your time:^)

YOU NEED TO GET A GODDAMNED LIFE ALL OF YOU!!! DON'T YOU HAVE 
SOMETHING BETTER TO DO EXCEPT SAY fuck this,fuck that, fuck your 
mom, etc.?? SERIOUSLY ALL OF YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF TWO YEAR 
OLDS! THE ONLY REASON I FOUND THIS SITE WAS I WENT TO THE WRONG 
ONE AND APPEARENTLY A STUPID ONE AT THAT.

That's LOOSERS! to you bud!!!

Africa!!! Get  there while the genocide is Hot Hot Hot!!! That's 
right fresh and grusome!!! Genocide and war that you can do your 
thing... oh? you don't do it for human rights? Just for the 
photo ops? I see..............

saddam is nothing but a cheap ass muthafuka,
he used to be a trucka,
he wanted to take over the world, 
he didn't know that his wife was a whore,
nothing but guns and nuclear weapons in him, 
..........cut the crap, FUCK SADDAM.

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saddam is nothing but a cheap ass muthafuka,
he used to be a trucka,
he wanted to take over the world, 
he didn't know that his wife was a whore,
nothing but guns and nuclear weapons in him, 
..........cut the crap, FUCK SADDAM.

IF YOU HAD PLANS TO BECOME A POET, DO EVERYONE AROUND YOU A 
FAVOR: TAKE A RAZORBLADE WITH YOU WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR NEXT 
SHOWER(WHENEVER THAT MAY BE).

die bitch

KILL ME CUNT

CAN I SHOWER WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!?????????????

NAMBLA IS WHAT I'M ABOUT, WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT?

I HAVE THE IRAQ'IE FLAG TATTOOD ON MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK, I HOPE 
THEY WIN THE WAR.

DO YOU EVER PLAY WITH YOUR DOG'S WEENER?

YES, AND SOMETIMES MY MOTHER LETS THE DOG FUCK HER ASS. I DO 
TOO!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!I FEEL KINDA SEXY.

WASSA MATTER BABY BOY? GET SLAPPED IN YO MOUTH?

Greetings if you have just joined us!
This is a story developing on rather a slow simmer ...
Just my opinion. :)
Tonight I'd like to introduce to you an old Biblical favourite 
of mine.
I wrote him up myself once and for fun I used to call him *Simon 
the Magus.*

Here goes:

*WARNING! THIS IS A DAMAGE LIMITATION EXERCISE.*
*DISCLAIMER: THIS GUY CALLED SIMON M. TOLD ME TO DO IT.*

If I pointed a handgun at you and threatened to pull the trigger 
then it is my considered opinion that you would STILL not be 
capable of following my direction.

Are you all paying attention?
Look over there!
Quick!
No.
You missed it.
What was it?
Forgot already ... :)

Simon says "dance a merry freaking jig"
Simon says "just call me your new messiah of the world ... "
Simon says "tell me more about the financial wealth I am about 
to gain ... "
... (this makes him laugh you see!)
"Shutup!"
Actually. :)

Simon says "listen to me!"
... (this causes him a fit of giggles because he now knows he 
can sue you all!)
Simon says "stop calling me your new fucking ruler and look 
whaddya doin' to her!" :)
Simon says "DON'T listen to me!"
... (Oops! too late) lol

Simon says "sing with me!"
... "we're on a covert mission for God! tra la la" 
... "covert mission for God! ... tra la la"
... "covert mission for God!"

Do this infinitely!!!

SUCK MY COCK DRY YOU SEXY THANG

die bitch

Comments on posting with Subject *Meet your very own imaginary 
friend!* 

I hope you see the humour. Noone is supposed to take it 
seriously! Correction. Since these are supposed to be at least 
semi-serious notes then *Noone is supposed to take it personally!
* Look at the deliberate contradictions in the posting. What a 
mess! Let us consider this *covert* issue a little closer: NB 
*covert* to all intents and purposes simply means *secret.*

(1) I am aware that when I switch on the TV that I am pretty 
much an open book. That is fine by me. Why? Because when I don't 
want to be read I can simply switch off the TV.
(2) If people on TV can see what I am writing or doing on my 
computer then clearly that is fine by me too. Otherwise I 
declare the whole lot off limits from my computer. Simply wait 
for me to post on the internet or send e-mail which I know 
bounce all over the place. The reason why I declare it off 
limits is that I know better than anyone what is best for all. 
It is that simple. Take it or leave it.
(3) I would be better off in accomodation with good sound-
proofing and a decent security aspect within the design of the 
building. You can either watch me do it or help me financially. 
Your choice. Your call. I simply cannot abide by noise around me 
in private. You are severely screwing with me. (That's the 
damage limitation part - you just have to admit it and get on 
with it and hope things get better in the future.) In the 
meantime I purchased headphones as a pitiful kind of interim 
solution.
(4) Now I do actually enjoy what some of the women visitors - 
and indeed even some of the men - have to say to me. Since this 
appears to be just about my only human company on the face of 
the Earth then it might as well continue for now but in 
respectful moderation please.

Thank-you.
I know these words sound harsh but they are reflecting my 
present mood.

To cheer you up?
Okay then, you might as well have it here,
My official title truly is:

*My Lord, Richard Warwick*

I was declared this tonight.  

Fucking die already

Hi there X! :)
Feel better already bitch?

Because you simply cannot cease to pollute me with music & 
noise ...
This is it!
I will have no relationship with a woman on this mission.
Eat it!!!
Hope you enjoyed my company.
Fuck off maniacs!!!

What does this mean?
(1) Dinner is out of the question permanently.
(2) I hope you fucking die you fucking maniacs!
(3) I hope you rot in hell!

Dunno, u talk to walls & it surprises u when they talk back? 

Desist!
Just stop NOW!
You are doing yourselves in!

Who said this?

*My Lord, Richard Warwick*

Helen of Troy.

She is a woman on a planet called Xanadu.
It is the Truth.
But you have made me very sad ...

By the way since I am now entirely convinced that you have got 
shit for brains ...
Let's just go for more of the same shit ...
Tomorrow, and tomorrow and tomorrow ...
But I am sad now that you did this.
You will pay for it.
Rest assured.

Don't believe me?
Watch me you scum!

The truth?
A woman did say those words ...
I have no idea who that could be.
Neither do I particula