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From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Feb 4 00:00:34 2003

Message:
I couldn't help noticing your anger towards females. If it'll 
make you feel any better, feel free to wear some panties and a 
bra during the fight. It might help you deal with your obvious 
vaginal envy.    
              

From: aria
To: .44
Date: Tue Feb 4 00:16:22 2003

Message:
i hope to see some ass kickin fights goin on... it sounds like 
fun! where is it going to be? you can count me in and you have 
my support!!!!(rotflmao)

From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Feb 4 00:16:27 2003

Message:
Good news: I know that you feel numb about life, and I want to 
assure you that on the 6th -IF you're not the gay little pussy I 
suspect you are- you won't have to feel numb anymore. You'll 
discover that pain is better. Especially when you realize that 
psychological painis worse. You'll feel frustrated, then 
embarrassed, and finally humiliated when my fiance-to-be posts 
the photos of the fight on the web. Pictures of you crying 
through missing front teeth, broken nose, dislocated jaw, cracked 
ribs, etc. At least you'll be in too much shock to realize that 
you're being forced to lick the dirt off of my shoe. But when you 
see the photos on the web of you begging me for mercy, you'll 
begin to learn what pain is, and what a hopeless pussy you are.     
          

From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Feb 4 03:25:37 2003

Message:
Hello, X. You're awfully quiet this morning. I'm ready. This 
will be righteous. And quick.     
               

From: X
To: .22
Date: Tue Feb 4 03:55:51 2003

Message:
humiliated when my fiance-to-be posts 
                   the photos of the fight on the web.

FIANCE-TO-BE!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?
YOU'RE SUCH A DUMB HICK! 

From: X
To: .11 DUMBER BY THE MINUTE
Date: Tue Feb 4 04:01:25 2003

Message:
YOU CALL YOURSELF .44, AND YOU'RE SO FUCKIN STUPID THAT YOU THINK 
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A FISTFIGHT, WITH YOUR "FIANCE-TO-BE" TAKING 
PHOTOS? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE VERY FIRST THING I'D DO IS BUST A CAP AND WATCH THE SIDE OF 
HER HEAD EXPLODE, AND LET YOU LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST LOST.........
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SUCH A MORON! DIDN'T THE SNIPER 
EPISODE TEACH YOU RETARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT OUT OF 
HARM'S WAY? NO WONDER MUSLIM HEROS SLAPPED DOWN THE WTC, AND TOOK 
SOME IDIOTS TO GROUND ZERO.


From: U.K.Citizen
To: ( X , .44, and Marie)
Date: Tue Feb 4 04:56:34 2003

Message:
I didn't expect to post here anytime soon but I've read this 
board today with, I might add, no small measure of disbelief.

X, having made an extremely unwise remark about the space 
shuttle Columbia you at least now know, that once you've clicked 
the send button on here you can't take a post back, however one 
may feel on reflection afterwards. If you're man enough to post 
such a remark I think you're also man enough to apologise for 
it. That doesn't show cowardice sir...that shows character. I 
would suggest you seriously think this over, as well as your 
subsequent remarks made to Marie and .44, before things start to 
get out of hand. 

.44, I'm not doubting yours or anybody else's willingness to 
actually turn up for any confrontation. I just ask that you 
reflect on things a little. In the event, likely or otherwise of 
this occuring, you know as well as I that this won't bring the 
astronauts back...or indeed help their families. Strangers 
scuffling in the street over remarks made on nothing more than a 
message board would be a sad testament to the passing of those 
who've just lost their lives. It's not worth it.

Marie, I realise gender equality has come a long way over recent 
years, but I do think this is taking things just a little too 
far. I know you feel strongly about things. 

Can I also express my sympathies at this time, regarding the 
loss of those brave astronauts. I think we'd all do better to 
reflect.

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THOSE INVOLVED.

(For whatever reason relative strangers are far more willing to 
meet as enemies, rather than as friends. Just an observation. 
I'm quite sure you realise that all three of you have better 
ways to spend your week-ends.)  

From: U.K.Citizen
To: Spy
Subject: "Post acknowleged sir"
Date: Tue Feb 4 07:14:20 2003

Message:

From: Get a grip
To: U.K.citizen
Subject: Above message board fight
Date: Tue Feb 4 08:38:03 2003

Message:
When they meet in the street they will find out that .44 is a 
140 pound computer dweeb weakling and X will turn out to be a 90 
pound black girl strung out on heroin, Marie will turn out to be 
a 230 pound linebacker for the Eagles and twist the other two 
into a new hand bag!! LOL! 
>>>>>>>>>>>>Remember.....It's just a message board! ROTFLMAO!

Damn it .44! I'm gonna kick your ass!! 
Not if I see you first dick mead!!
Shit where is Marie! I told her to meet us here at 9:00!
My big black ass is gonna shit down your neck .44!
You talk big on the cell phone X, but you ain't here yet!
I'm only a block away .44! prepare to meet your doom!
Hey ass hole! I'm here to meet a boy named .44
Holy shit! are you Marie?
So youre the scrawny little fuck on the Afghan board!! HAHA! 
Hey .44 is that Marie I hear?
Yes it is X and she's six foot ten and 230 pounds!
Shut the fuck up .44 and give me that cell phone!
Hey X get down here right now! I have a can of whoop ass 
saved ..    just for you!
Lighten up bitch! I'm almost there, in fact I see your ugly ass!
Is that you X? Shit I could fart and you woud blow away!
What is the matter with .44 Marie?
He's just having a problem turning off his cell phone, I 
shoved ..it up his ass!!
I guess I should go now......
Hold on there honey! Ol' Marie ain't done yet!!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
!!!!
There you go! now you two play nice from now on!!
But Marie I'm so far stuck up .44's ass I can even see his cell 
phone!
Well, I suggest you use it to call a proctologist honey, I have 
to get the bus so I don't miss my meeting at the pink cantilope 
club, now be good! bye!
God damn it X! stop hitting redial! My ass is sore enough!

From:
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 09:06:52 2003

Message:
Sorry Board Goat... more than five lines!

From: The Ghost of Walter
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 09:09:33 2003

Message:
#%*&@! Get a grip!

From: Get a grip
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 10:44:42 2003

Message:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77474,00.html

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Date: Tue Feb 4 13:13:29 2003

Message:
Feb 4th, still no new war with Iraq. I think we just keep 
fighting the old Desert Storm LOL!

From: Merlyn
To: Spy
Subject: Bush ; "Why Waste a perfectly good military build up? "
Date: Tue Feb 4 15:32:13 2003

Message:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77428,00.html

From: referee
To: X
Subject: foul! 15 yard penalty for retardedness
Date: Tue Feb 4 17:20:21 2003

Message:
From: X 
To: .11 DUMBER BY THE MINUTE 
Date: Tue Feb 4 04:01:25 2003 
Message:
YOU CALL YOURSELF .44, AND YOU'RE SO FUCKIN STUPID THAT YOU 
THINK 
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A FISTFIGHT, WITH YOUR "FIANCE-TO-BE" TAKING 
PHOTOS? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE VERY FIRST THING I'D DO IS BUST A CAP AND WATCH THE SIDE OF 
HER HEAD EXPLODE, AND LET YOU LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST 
LOST.........
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SUCH A MORON! DIDN'T THE SNIPER 
EPISODE TEACH YOU RETARDS TO KEEP PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT OUT OF 
HARM'S WAY? NO WONDER MUSLIM HEROS SLAPPED DOWN THE WTC, AND 
TOOK 
SOME IDIOTS TO GROUND ZERO.

================================================================

You jackass! If you were really going to do such a tasteless 
thing like that, why would you tell them? You must be either 
the greatest IDIOT in the world, or you you just don't give a 
rat's ass about consequences of your actions.

As U.K. Citizen mentioned, your post cannot be taken away by 
you...which, by the way, clearly states your intentions with 
the exact location and time already known. You'd be a fugitive 
forever or intil caught, never to see the light of day.

Since one would have to be absolutely void of a conscience to 
do such a thing, that means you're a real dumbass AND nobody 
likes you. Please describe to me exactly how that feels! I'd 
imagine it would feel totally shitty...so much so that if that 
were me, I'd jump of a building.

From:
To: All
Subject: Famous Last Words
Date: Tue Feb 4 17:39:17 2003

Message:
"What the FUCK is that?"
             
           Columbia Shuttle Commander
                             1 Feb. 2003

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn
Date: Tue Feb 4 17:56:02 2003

Message:
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow on Feb. 2 which means six more 
weeks till war! The next new moon: March 3rd.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2003/030204-iraq01.htm

From: X
To: All
Subject: More famous last words
Date: Tue Feb 4 18:05:55 2003

Message:
"Is aw dat MY bwuud, where the pfuck are my teefs, and how my 
wips git aw swowen up?"

From: X
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 18:16:06 2003

Message:
or you you just don't give a 
rat's ass about consequences of your actions.

From: Spy
To: Merlyn // U.K.Citizen // om/cf
Date: Tue Feb 4 19:15:35 2003

Message:
Merlyn ,
 Yeah---I heard last week (Thurs. or Friday) that the pacific 
fleet cmdr. or such wanted more checkers.
The real constant here with all our little enemy dictators is 
China.
The thing is we know it but what can we do. 
Just the way the cold war was and is.

U.K.Citizen : "The Fight"
:-)    me, personaly----I'm staying off the streets   


om/cf ,
Hey---wasn't you in charge of the board riot control division? 
ha, ha :-)

From:
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 20:04:50 2003

Message:
Walter = X

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Subject: How long does it take to be ready for war?
Date: Tue Feb 4 20:50:05 2003

Message:
Yesterday would have been soon enough, if all we wanted to do 
was deploy an ICBM. Bush continues to use the logistic excuse 
for his floundring in the Persian Gulf. Let's face it, Desert 
storm is still in motion and will continue until Iraq is paved 
over as a landing strip and Colin Powel can wistle Dixie while 
he walks down the streets of Baghdad! 
       Hell, by this definition, it has taken just a little over 
eleven years to be ready for war in Iraq! LOL! 

From:
To: ?
Date: Tue Feb 4 22:10:36 2003

Message:
is that cancer infested asshole dead ????

I am..............

                Columbia Shuttle Commander

From:
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 22:30:28 2003

Message:
Omar and Iqbal were driving along dry arid Pakistan roads in the 
countryside and they came upon a sheep with its head stuck in a 
fence.

They stopped the car and they both got out and went up to the 
sheep. Omar said to Iqbal - "man oh man, this is a perfect 
opportunity. I haven't had a shag for weeks.

Iqbal looked surprised and skeptical about it but before he 
could say anything, Omar already dropped his pants and stuck his 
pecker into the sheep. He humped and humped and finished his 
business with a big smile.

He said to Iqbal - "Wanna give it a try? It feels great!"

After a few seconds of hesitation, Iqbal dropped his pants and 
stuck his head through the fence and said "OK Omar, but take it 
easy on me, I've never had it done before." 

From:
To:
Date: Tue Feb 4 22:35:09 2003

Message:
Muslims all over the world will celebrate the religious holiday 
of Eid al-Adha next week in which they follow the foot steps by 
Prophet Ibraham to FUCK sheep seeking God's forgiveness.

From: .44
To: X
Date: Tue Feb 4 22:54:48 2003

Message:
I'm smart enough to recognize a prescriptivist grammarian when 
I encounter one. Gee... Some of we "dumb southerners" have 
grasped the concept of language as an entity whose rules change 
from time to time. As for your desire to shoot me, you just 
admitted that you're not man enough to fight with your fists. 
You'd resort to shooting because you're just a little punk pussy. 
If you didn't have a gun, you'd be begging for mercy like the 
little faggot you are. My FIANCEE (NO HYPHEN) TO (NO HYPHEN) BE 
agrees that you must be a pretty gross subhuman. You're not going 
to show, because you're afraid of becoming even uglier than you 
must already be. When you read this, and you feel your ears 
turning hot and your face flushing, you'll know that I'm right 
about you. Fuckin' pussy.     
                      
 

From: .44
To: UK Citizen
Date: Tue Feb 4 23:03:38 2003

Message:
Well, you just ruined a perfectly good bad mood! Actually, 
yours is a voice of reason. I have exposed X for what he is: a 
punk with absolutely no self esteem, a big mouth, no brains, and 
a person who goes through life feeling entirely numb. If I were 
as stupid as he, I'd want to feel numb too. Having ranted for 
awhile with my new-found nemesis, I feel better. You're right: 
quarrelling with X will not bring back the astronauts. I respect 
that you and the others on this board are intellegent, and 
therefore recognize the stupidity posted by the occasional morons 
such as u know who and x. I just wanted to smack that "x" jackass 
around for awhile. Kind of soothing, actually. 

  X: see you soon, girlfriend    
                
    

From:
To: All
Date: Tue Feb 4 22:54:48 2003

Message:
The Onion reports that the UN inspectors have failed in their 
attempts to inspect the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. 
http://www.theonion.com    
        

From:
To: All
Date: Tue Feb 4 22:54:48 2003

Message:
http://www.theonion.com reports that North Dakota has been found 
by the UN to be harboring nuclear missiles. This just in: heroic 
turtle dials most of 911.     
       

From: om/cf
To: .44 & U.K.Citizen
Date: Tue Feb 4 23:21:30 2003

Message:
I guess I started the ruckus by not letting "X"'s stupid 
comments just pass. I couldn't if I tried. The space program has 
interested since a child. These seven astronauts did far more in 
their short lifetimes than any of us and for some COMPLETE 
ASSHOLE who has done jack shit in comparison to degrade them on 
the day of their deaths is undeniably disgusting on any level. 
And for it to be a supposed fellow American no less? I stand by 
what I wrote to "X". I meant every fucking word. The trip 
with "X" is he likes to make outrageous statements on this board 
to draw attention to his self as children will do. That is why 
he continues to work the shuttle disaster angle. What a sad cunt.

From: .44
To: om/cf
Date: Wed Feb 5 00:27:19 2003

Message:
Actually, X initiated the whole thing by going out of his way 
to be a punk. X is accountable for his own behavior. He talks a 
big game about "capping someone's ass" but he probably never 
handled a firearm that wasn't made by Mattell. It's ok; if you 
read his past 4 or 5 posts, you can tell he's covering up his 
fear of anyone who would hold him accountable for being such a 
helpless little piece of shit. X never contributed anything 
worthwhile to anyone, and can only say stupid things. How sad to 
have to be him. I can only imagine.     
        

From: om/cf
To: .44
Date: Wed Feb 5 00:38:49 2003

Message:
Well thats the thing, why in the hell would any American make 
those comments at that time? Or continue today? The space 
program has done so much to better our lives here on earth 
through the experiments conducted aboard the space shuttles. The 
only conclusion I can draw is that "X" is a backwards thinking 
Islamaniac type who hated the fact a Jewish hero was on STS-107.
What a loser!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 01:09:00 2003

Message:
BTW "X", I have had a full screen, autographed poster of the 
official STS-107 crew flight picture as a background since 
saturday.

From: X
To: OM/CF
Subject: ABOVE
Date: Wed Feb 5 01:33:56 2003

Message:
GREAT! I HOPE IT ALTERNATES WITH A BLOW-UP(PUN VERY MUCH 
INTENDED)OF THE THE CHALLENGER.
YOU SURE MENTION THE WORD "CUNT" A LOT. DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO 
DO WITH YOU GOING INTO YOUR LITTLE GIRL'S BEDROOM LATE AT NIGHT?
PRAY THAT SHE NEVER TELLS ON YOU.

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Feb 5 00:27:19 2003

Message:
YOU ALL MAKE FUN OF GAY PEOPLE ON THE BOARD SO FUCK YOU I'LL CAP 
YOUR ASS .44. YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I'M 
GAY BUT WE'LL SEE WHO'S BETTER AFTER THE 6TH WON'T WE!! AND JUST 
BECAUSE YOU CAN PROBABLY KICK MY ASS DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER 
SO FUCK YOU WITH YOUR INSULTS! STUPID FUCKER I WASN'T GOING TO 
SHOW!! WHY WOULD I LET YOU TAKE PICTURES OF ME AFTER YOU KICKED 
MY TEETH OUT? STUPID FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU!!      
                      





From: X
To: .44
Date: Wed Feb 5 01:48:54 2003

Message:
You're not going 
to show, because you're afraid of becoming even uglier than you 
Must already be. When you read this, and you feel your ears 
turning hot and your face flushing, you'll know that I'm right 
                                 about you. Fuckin' pussy. 

 ONLY A FUCKED-UP MORON LIKE YOURSELF WOULD FOR A SECOND BELIEVE 
THAT I'D WASTE MONEY OR TIME TO COME TO WHERE YOU ARE TO BATTLE. 
I'VE MADE MONEY FROM 9-11, WHY WOULD I WASTE IT ON SOMEONE LIKE 
YOU? IT'S VERY NICE THAT YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF IMPORTANT, BUT YOU 
SHOULD REALIZE THAT YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO ME. I'M SORRY. 
IT'S MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING TO STAY AT HOME, AND WATCH SPACE 
SHUTTLES BURN, AND TO WATCH SCREAMING PEOPLE FLYING FROM THE WTC!
BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN DEATHS!!!! IF I WERE TO GIVE GOOD MONEY FOR A 
WORTHY CAUSE, IT WOULD BE TO TERRORISTS, SO THAT THEY CAN KILL 
MANY, MANY MORE LIKE YOU!(AND YOUR SLUT-TO-BE!)
 I ALSO ENJOY IT A LOT WHEN YOU TRY TO ANALYZE ME, OR UPSET ME 
WITH WORDS OF PUSSY, PUNK, ETC! I LOVE IT.....BECAUSE, AS YOU'RE 
GIVING AN "OPINION", I'M ENJOYING THE REALITY THAT COMES CRASHING 
DOWN OUT OF THE SKY!

                       HAIL COLUMBIA!

From: Everyman
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 04:20:42 2003

Message:
ONLY A FUCKED-UP MORON LIKE YOURSELF WOULD FOR A SECOND BELIEVE 
THAT I'D WASTE MONEY OR TIME TO COME TO WHERE YOU ARE TO BATTLE. 
I'VE MADE MONEY FROM 9-11, WHY WOULD I WASTE IT ON SOMEONE LIKE 
YOU? IT'S VERY NICE THAT YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF IMPORTANT, BUT 
YOU 


Isn't there a post in the archives of this board that would 
match this almost word for word? And a similar situation, with a 
meeting set up to fight? Only instead of being over the shuttle, 
it was because of gloating over the WTC?


From: referee
To: X
Subject: I look down on you
Date: Wed Feb 5 05:15:44 2003

Message:
So now you're retarded, evil, AND ugly. Man...talk about 
worthless! Let's see now...nobody like you, you'll never have a 
high station in life, and you'll never get laid.

From: Zoolander
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 05:54:57 2003

Message:
Did you ever think maybe there's more to life than being really 
really really ridiculously good looking?

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 08:27:59 2003

Message:
When they meet in the street they will find out that .44 is a 
140 pound computer dweeb weakling and X will turn out to be a 90 
pound black girl strung out on heroin, Marie will turn out to be 
a 230 pound linebacker for the Eagles and twist the other two 
into a new hand bag!! LOL! 
>>>>>>>>>>>>Remember.....It's just a message board! ROTFLMAO!

Damn it .44! I'm gonna kick your ass!! 
Not if I see you first dick mead!!
Shit where is Marie! I told her to meet us here at 9:00!
My big black ass is gonna shit down your neck .44!
You talk big on the cell phone X, but you ain't here yet!
I'm only a block away .44! prepare to meet your doom!
Hey ass hole! I'm here to meet a boy named .44
Holy shit! are you Marie?
So youre the scrawny little fuck on the Afghan board!! HAHA! 
Hey .44 is that Marie I hear?
Yes it is X and she's six foot ten and 230 pounds!
Shut the fuck up .44 and give me that cell phone!
Hey X get down here right now! I have a can of whoop ass 
saved ..    just for you!
Lighten up bitch! I'm almost there, in fact I see your ugly ass!
Is that you X? Shit I could fart and you woud blow away!
What is the matter with .44 Marie?
He's just having a problem turning off his cell phone, I 
shoved ..it up his ass!!
I guess I should go now......
Hold on there honey! Ol' Marie ain't done yet!!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
!!!!
There you go! now you two play nice from now on!!
But Marie I'm so far stuck up .44's ass I can even see his cell 
phone!
Well, I suggest you use it to call a proctologist honey, I have 
to get the bus so I don't miss my meeting at the pink cantilope 
club, now be good! bye!
God damn it X! stop hitting redial! My ass is sore enough!


From: X
To: all
Subject: They have found me out!!
Date: Wed Feb 5 08:43:58 2003

Message:
NEW YORK   Prosecutors who probed child-sex abuse charges 
against Michael Jackson 10 years ago plan to scrutinize his 
confession that he still sleeps with young boys.

  
 
 
 
The Santa Barbara District Attorney's Office said it will view a 
TV documentary in which Wacko Jacko discusses his disturbing 
sleepovers with kids. 

The show will be broadcast Thursday at 8 p.m. on ABC.


From: om/cf
To: Everyman
Date: Wed Feb 5 10:29:47 2003

Message:
Isn't there a post in the archives of this board that would 
match this almost word for word? And a similar situation, with a 
meeting set up to fight? Only instead of being over the shuttle, 
it was because of gloating over the WTC?
==============================================================
A poster formerly known as Walter? Yeah, he changed to "X", went 
to all upper case, and completly 'round the bend. Now I wonder 
about the suicide message from Thanksgiving time. Judging by his 
renewed craving of attention, I'd guess the girlfriend did hit 
the bricks and didn't look back.

From: U.K.Citizen
To: .44, open mind/closed fist, Spy, Get a grip
Date: Wed Feb 5 09:52:44 2003

Message:
.44: The time seemed right for an intervention. Apologies for 
spoiling the ambience. Expecting the unexpected here comes with 
the territory I think it's fair to say. I get a little edgy 
sometimes when specifics are mentioned dates, times, & places...

The honour of the board, will I'm sure remain intact one way or 
another without the need for any fisticuffs on the 'outside'. I 
think the general rule is not to take things that seriously, at 
least that's what I try to tell myself. The majority of the 
outragous remarks made are done to provoke a set response more 
than any other reason. Anyhow, hope everybody's made other plans 
in the meantime. 

Have a good week-end sir!

om/cf: Totally understandable reaction, nuff said. Sorry to read 
the crap that's just been directed towards you. It may not be X 
in that instance. I do hope not. Anyway moving on...

It's a real pity things didn't carry on from the Apollo 
programme in the early 70's. I vividly remember seeing the last 
Moon mission live on T.V. Could well have had people on Mars by 
now, if the earthbound weren't so busy trying to wring each 
other's necks. The Shuttles, the Spacestation..all good stuff, 
no question but doesn't inspire quite like a so called 'manned' 
Moon or Mars mission would. Seeing live pictures from either 
would do the trick. It would get people's perspectives in the 
right order once more. One can only hope there's enough people 
left with sufficient foresight.

Spy: Volunteer work. What did somebody say once?...a million 
acts of kindness....;)  I'll try to reply off-board at some 
stage. A few days. If there is a problem, I'll let you know here.

Get a grip: Once again your humour has somehow captured the 
moment..just perfectly. How do you do it? I know, now don't tell 
me...it's a gift.    

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 11:28:06 2003

Message:
fucking americans are all the same. you use tragedy to further 
your own goals, even if it's your own government who's 
responsible. idiot teenagers mouth off and use the attacks, the 
shuttle, as an opportunity to spout racism. get off your fucking 
high horse. the titanic went down, too, you know.

From: Get a Grip
To: om/cf , U.K.Citizen
Subject: Board Wankers unite!
Date: Wed Feb 5 11:30:06 2003

Message:
om/cf,
  Yes the writing pattern is like a signature, you might 
remember "walter" making the very same threat to me just before 
he fired up his pinto and became the now confused and 
conflicted "X"., Perhapse he awoke from the fumes of the pinto 
after a long trip in wonderland! LOL! Now he is a born again 
Muslim! Oh shit...don't get me started ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

U.K.Citizen
It's ok I wouldn't tell a soul, :o) 
You can only imagine what goes through my mind, I tone it way 
down before it gets on this board! Only X knows for shure Y he 
is trying so hard to be a moron!! LOL!!

                    Moon landing? shit! We can't even get along 
here!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 11:41:01 2003

Message:
[fucking americans are all the same.] WHAT A FUCKING REMARK!!
 YOU GET THE DICKY DONK AWARD OF THE DAY!!!!
               Might proud of you!!

From: U.K.Citizen
To: Get a grip
Subject: Overly coined phrases
Date: Wed Feb 5 11:43:02 2003

Message:
U.K.Citizen
It's ok I wouldn't tell a soul, :o) 
You can only imagine what goes through my mind,

..I dread to think.:/

When somebody says "Why can't we all just get along?" my 
immediate reaction's laughter. I wonder why that is? Moon 
landing, hey! now remember "Keep hope alive!"  

From: X
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 12:49:07 2003

Message:
LOL!

From: The Arsdale
To: X
Subject: Your wife and two kids...
Date: Wed Feb 5 13:32:07 2003

Message:
...one indistinguishable heap of scoriac chaos.

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Powell's presentation
Date: Wed Feb 5 16:11:05 2003

Message:
My this board quieted down following the General's presentation 
to the U.N. Beyond a reasonable doubt yet? 

From: Merlyn
To: om/cf
Subject: Colin Powel
Date: Wed Feb 5 16:49:55 2003

Message:
He forgot to bring his MAG LIGHT!! All he had were pictures and 
phone calls.....................WHERE'S THE BEEF??!! LOL!!
      >>>>>>>>>>I give it a 5.0<<<<<<<<
            Some good content but no WMD.

From: om/cf
To: Merlyn
Date: Wed Feb 5 17:21:57 2003

Message:
His 24" Mag may be on loan to Hanz Blix to pump him up! We only 
saw what could be made public, the particulars will happen in 
closed door meetings. I thought the evidence presented was 
pretty damning, I'll give it a 8.954. 

From: X
To: The Arsdale
Subject: YOUR CUNT MOTHER AND SISTERS(SEX SLAVES OF SATAN)
Date: Wed Feb 5 17:44:38 2003

Message:
...one indistinguishable heap of scoriac chaos.



LOL!!!!!         

From: dead dude
To: whatever
Subject: God
Date: Wed Feb 5 18:02:33 2003

Message:
I'm going to start killing people I don't like. I'm just gonna 
chop em up or shoot em. Let's see who I murder 1st. :)

From: dead dude
To: whatever
Subject: God
Date: Wed Feb 5 18:26:47 2003

Message:
That's right. If you want to threaten me go ahead but I'll make 
it fucking painful.

From: X
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 18:34:56 2003

Message:
LOL!!

From: The Arsdale
To: X
Subject: The wife and two kids...fat fuck
Date: Wed Feb 5 19:19:58 2003

Message:
Pain which even the cold waters of the stream won't nor can 
numb, a brittle ruby pain.
In the water, a cloud of blood is swelling. The flap of skin 
peeled from her forehead winks open and closed. Her wide 
opened eyes glazed over with a frozen ivory piano key tint of 
death.
The children watching in horror alone above the reeds until 
such time ends for them, falling
into the shallows of the far bank; into all eternity.
Dragged under by the weight of their lifeless guts, clubed 
witless by the stark darkness of their deaths , defeated by 
the terrible echos of weeping.
Beyond the green colony of trees, the land is tortured and 
rose. Nobody will be coming out here to look for anything.
CTHULHU   

From:
To:
Subject: Above CLITHULHU
Date: Wed Feb 5 19:39:40 2003

Message:
PTHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   >that really sucked<
    I give it a 4.5

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 19:38:39 2003

Message:
Their faces are frozen in time,
Etched into the memory of a dream.
Each day I am born to a new life
Synchronised with the vision within me.
I am stirring to awaken new dreams.
I have forgotten them but I will reawaken them.

From: Get a grip
To:
Subject: As the BUSH BURNS
Date: Wed Feb 5 19:45:24 2003

Message:
"Herrro? yes, Saddam please, yes connect me now,...... cheap Jap 
fucki cell phone"
"Yes this is Saddam, what do you want now Kim Suck dung? Can't 
you see I'm busy moving my mobile labs and scientists all around 
so Colin Powel doesn't find them?!?!"
"Ha Ha Ha yesss you really have old Colin hopping mad! Yasser 
Arafat is very proud of you and has decided you are not a 
traitor to the Jihad after all, Ha Ha Ha! Yesss Verrly nice!"
"Well you might think it's real funny Kim! I do not. I hate Blix 
and Colin Powel! The INFIDELS even searched my prize Mosque!! Of 
all the insults!"
"Ya, and I am here all alone with my weapons of mass destruction 
right next to China Ha Ha the United States will never have the 
guts to stop me now! Kim Suck Dung! I'll have the CNN war dogs 
hopping mad now! I'm starting my Nuclear Reactors today!! 
HAHAHAHA, now it is Korea that is the Big Axis of the most Evil, 
not you Saddam, hahahaha, and you have the Mag light of DOOM 
shoved right up a your Jihad ASSS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA,"
"KIM SUCK DUNG!! I am going to ..... hello ... Hello..., Damn 
Cell Phone!!!

From: X
To: .22
Date: Wed Feb 5 20:36:07 2003

Message:
if a nigger fucked my ass, would i scream out in pleasure, uh ya 
i would, so fuck you .22.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 20:37:40 2003

Message:
X=gay sex

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 20:09:13 2003

Message:
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kiiiill.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:03:19 2003

Message:
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kiiiill.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:10:06 2003

Message:
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kiiiill.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:10:22 2003

Message:
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kiiiill.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:10:38 2003

Message:
I'm going to kill someone extremely soon.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:11:12 2003

Message:
Let me show you which way 2 go.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:11:44 2003

Message:
I'm going to kill a fucking nigger very shortly. I hate fucking 
niggers. They ARE SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:12:48 2003

Message:
I'm going to kill niggers 

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:13:51 2003

Message:
I'm going to kill niggers. And anyone in my way. Come fuck with 
God. You're dead in hell. Do it. I can't wait to kill you.

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 21:53:05 2003

Message:
u r just killing time

From: CTHULHU
To: X
Subject: >>>sAMe caLL me..eeee.................................. ?
Date: Wed Feb 5 22:02:33 2003

Message:
sAmE 'ur*^^^^^^^.............ah cee y'ah haul>>>>>>retaw

From: X
To: CTHULHU(THE ASS-FUCKED)
Date: Wed Feb 5 22:55:51 2003

Message:
WOW! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL HORROR STORY OF MY WIFE AND TWO 
KIDS!
EXCEPT FOR ONE PROBLEM:

I'M NOT MARRIED, AND I DO NOT HAVE TWO CHILDREN! LOL!!!!!

SO AFTER THE NEXT TIME YOU SUCK SATAN'S COCK, YOU MIGHT WANT TO 
MENTION THE MIX-UP...........ROFL!

From:
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 23:38:42 2003

Message:
I'M NOT MARRIED, AND I DO NOT HAVE TWO CHILDREN! LOL!!!!!

IMAGINE THAT! LOL!!!!!! THANK GOD FOR SMALL MIRICLES! LOL!!!!

From: X
To:
Date: Wed Feb 5 23:49:05 2003

Message:
YES!!!!!! A SMALL MIRACLE CALLED 9-11!!!!!!!

HAIL COLUMBIA!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Feb 5 23:55:58 2003

Message:
Who cares if you're gay? The point is that you have nothing 
worthwhile to contribute. The others who post on the board know 
how hopelessly stupid you are. You ought to go someplace else. 
Maybe NAMBLA has a board or a chatroom you can join. I'm sure 
you'd "fit in" with them.       
         

From: John Bull
To: X
Date: Wed Feb 5 23:55:58 2003

Message:
Bullshit to you, mate.     
        

From: X
To: .22
Date: Thu Feb 6 00:25:33 2003

Message:
MAYBE, BUT GUESS WHAT? I'LL CONTINUE TO POST HERE!

HAIL COLUMBIA!

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 00:30:03 2003

Message:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

From:
To: X
Date: Wed Feb 5 23:55:58 2003

Message:
X sells wolf tickets to trolls     
          

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Feb 6 00:50:09 2003

Message:
Anything for attention eh junior?     
            

From: .44
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Feb 6 00:51:10 2003

Message:
It's going to be interesting in the weeks ahead to watch Nancy 
Pelosi and Ted Kennedy commit sedition by continuing to aid and 
abet Sadam Hussein with their anti-American rhetoric. Feinstein, 
Boxer, Pelosi ad nauseam are apparently romaticizing the Viet Nam 
war. I'm so angry with those creeps and their useless party I 
can't tell you. Nancy Pelosi with her bitchy little smirk during 
the State of The Union speech especially nauseated me; I bet X's 
mom is a lot like her.     
         

From: .44
To: X
Date: Wed Feb 5 23:55:58 2003

Message:
Please show up this evening. I'll feel cheated if you don't.     
             

From: Me
To: All
Date: Fri Sep 14 17:19:53 2001

Message:
I can't believe the amout of people that would take time to 
write such things here.  Everyone has poor spelling skills to by 
the way.

Let GO and Let GOD.
I can't believe the people that created this site or the people 
that post here.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 05:48:40 2003

Message:
The Church Gossip

Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the 
church's
morals, 
kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several 
residents
were 
unappreciative of her activities but feared her enough to 
maintain their 
silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new 
member, of 
being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in 
front of the 
town's only bar one afternoon.

She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there 
would
know 
what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for 
a
moment 
and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said
nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of 
Sarah's 
house... and left it there all night!

From: dead dude
To: 'me'
Date: Thu Feb 6 06:01:44 2003

Message:
Everyone has poor spelling skills to by 
the way.
=================================================================
it's a message board

From: Rudy Stinselwanker
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 08:19:10 2003

Message:
Everyone has an ass hole, is everyone in agreement with that?
Thankfully for me my wife left me.........................now I 
am back to just having one. 

From: The Ghost of Walter
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 08:25:12 2003

Message:
#@$*&!!! GET A GRIP!

From: Get a grip
To:
Subject: As the Bush Burns! epesode 2
Date: Thu Feb 6 08:52:19 2003

Message:
"Herrro? yes, Saddam please, yes connect me now,...... cheap Jap 
fucki cell phone"
"Yes this is Saddam, what do you want now Kim Suck dung? Can't 
you see I'm busy moving my mobile labs and scientists all around 
so Colin Powel doesn't find them?!?!"
"Ha Ha Ha yesss you really have old Colin hopping mad! Yasser 
Arafat is very proud of you and has decided you are not a 
traitor to the Jihad after all, Ha Ha Ha! Yesss Verrly nice!"
"Well you might think it's real funny Kim! I do not. I hate Blix 
and Colin Powel! The INFIDELS even searched my prize Mosque!! Of 
all the insults!"
"Ya, and I am here all alone with my weapons of mass destruction 
right next to China Ha Ha the United States will never have the 
guts to stop me now! Kim Suck Dung! I'll have the CNN war dogs 
hopping mad now! I'm starting my Nuclear Reactors today!! 
HAHAHAHA, now it is Korea that is the Big Axis of the most Evil, 
not you Saddam, hahahaha, and you have the Mag light of DOOM 
shoved right up a your Jihad ASSS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA,"
"KIM SUCK DUNG!! I am going to ..... hello ... Hello..., Damn 
Cell Phone!!!...Guards, GUARDS!! GET ME OSAMA! NOW!!"
"Yes sir right away!"
"Saddam you are a disgrace to the unholy jihad!! may Alalalah 
treat you like the infedel you are!!"
"Enough with the complements Osama! you must tell me where your 
men have hidden my weapons of mass destruction."
"I will never tell you Saddam...NEVER! I am faithful to the 
great and pitiful ALALALALAH!!! "
"Very well Osama! We have tortured your brother and your wives 
and you still refuse to talk!, but we know where your weakness 
is Osama, we can make you talk!"
"Never in a thousand camel lives Saddam I will NEVER talk!"
"GUARDS! BRING IN OSAMA'S GOAT, STRAP IT TO THE TORTURE RACK!"
"Saddam! SADDAM NO NO!! YOU CANNOT DO THIS!!! "
"Fess up Osama! Or its going to be goat meat for you for a long 
long time!!"
"You are Evil! Saddam you are the most rotten man on earth!"
"Why thank you Osama! I will have to tell Kim Suck Dung you said 
that!, GUARDS! Commense the torture!!"
"NO Saddam NO!...... I will talk, just please let my goat go..."
"BWAhahahahahahaha! I knew you would see it my way"



From: Get a grip
To:
Subject: As the Bush Burns.........
Date: Thu Feb 6 09:15:29 2003

Message:
Colin Powel gets a 5.0 on his speech and China takes a cold war 
stance on the issue.......
        >
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77749,00.html

From: X
To: .22
Date: Thu Feb 6 11:05:04 2003

Message:
Please show up this evening. I'll feel cheated if you don't. 


I'M SURE YOU'VE FELT CHEATED LONG BEFORE THIS MESSAGE BOARD 
EXISTED.

                   HAIL COLUMBIA!

From: Get a grip
To:
Subject: As the Bush Burns...........
Date: Thu Feb 6 14:12:04 2003

Message:
"What a wild ride"
"Yes it is and in Israel where I come from we call this Justpa!"
"We call it ridin' the storm ou...what is this? the landing gear 
is deployed!"
"Well in my country this symbol means to flush the toilet"
"YOU STUPID IDIOT! THAT IS THE SYMBOL FOR DEPLOYING THE LANDING 
GEAR!"
"But it means flush the toi....
       

From: The Ghost of Walter
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 14:23:13 2003

Message:
#*&@%$!!! Get a Grip!!!!!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 15:36:03 2003

Message:
Let me tell you the truth: I am not racist but so far I have 
only had black men try to kill me with knifes and guns. I've had 
some locked up, with much thanks to the police, on charges of 
attempted murder. But the shame of it will live on and on and 
on ...

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 16:29:45 2003

Message:
Happy Birthday Jesus Christ ..

From: Jesus Christ
To: dead dude
Date: Thu Feb 6 17:53:33 2003

Message:
Thanks killer.

From: u |<now who
To: dead dude
Subject: shut your fuckin face
Date: Thu Feb 6 17:56:20 2003

Message:
kill your self, u are a worthless piece of shit, your digusting 
mother should have done it during pregnancy.

From: om/cf
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 17:55:05 2003

Message:
"THE GAME IS OVER."

Iraq will soon experience some serious global warming issues.

O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds 
with our shells;
help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of 
their patriot dead;
help us to drown the thunder of the guns
with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain;
help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire;
help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with 
unavailing grief;
help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to 
wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and 
hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the 
icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail,
imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it. 

-Mark Twain

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:17:00 2003

Message:
I love Sara. She is coming with me. She is the love of my life.

From: dead dude
To: u |<now who
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:18:14 2003

Message:
kill your self, u are a worthless piece of shit, your digusting 
mother should have done it during pregnancy
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
My mother is called Marisol. I hope to crucify U soon.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:25:34 2003

Message:
New Men's Holiday

       Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your 
fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, 
flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. 

       Secret... guys feel left out. That's right... left out. 
There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for 
the men in
their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too 
embarrassed to
admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. 

       March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." 

       Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has 
been
created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how 
much you love
him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the 
name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This 
twin
pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in 
a new age
of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February 
to ensure a
more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. 

       The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, 
it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling. So
spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy 
world.

From: The Ghost of Walter
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:27:42 2003

Message:
$*#@* Get a grip!!!!! 

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:28:49 2003

Message:
Since I'm a fucking gorgeous son-of-a-bitch and BECAUSE with my 
gorgeous wife we will be a Renaissance painting that everyone in 
the world will envy ... I get on my knees for that very, very 
beautiful woman ...

From: Jesus Christ
To: dead dude
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:43:53 2003

Message:
Don't you think it's about time to get back on your medication?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:52:27 2003

Message:
I am jesus christ. Who are you fucker??? Give me your address so 
I can either kill U or shower U with gifts. Wake up to reality: 
I fly around Leicester square. There U C it.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 18:56:09 2003

Message:
Bye the way I see U shortly on hmmm MEDICATION!!! That's right. 
Hope it kills U. You are not even an ant in the annals of 
history. That's right: I'm the winner and U R the loser. Why? 
Because I am better than U. Simple.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:03:47 2003

Message:
So what's your address fucker??? Here's the address of Jesus 
Christ who has come back to save you:

Richard Julian Warwick
(b. 5/Feb/1965 Clapham)
72, Mayday Road
Thornton Heath
CR7 7HL
Surrey
UK

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:07:27 2003

Message:
A lot of people know that ... :) Love U guys. This is gonna be 
good. I promise you.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:09:08 2003

Message:
I love you guys. 1st step is to set things right for you .... 
I'm coming for you ... I love you and I know you. Please, please 
love me ... you have no idea of my love for you ... I wish so 
much that you would invite me round for tea. I am here for 
you .. it is very painful I know ... but I am here for you ... 
because I love you ... I really do ... I know you ... you are 
here for me ... I love you ... I know you ... please get to know 
me ... I am your friend ... take me into your house .. please do 
it .. I have lived in Africa. I know.

From: Mick Jagger
To: dead dude
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:21:13 2003

Message:
If ya start me up....................
If ya start me up I'll never stop.



You,you........start taken your meds
You,you........start taken your meds

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:33:20 2003

Message:
got clitty???

From: om/cf
To: X
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:32:48 2003

Message:
http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/

Press Y on your keyboard.....

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:30:11 2003

Message:
If ya start me up....................
If ya start me up I'll never stop.



You,you........start taken your meds
You,you........start taken your meds
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+++
Listen fucker - devil, I don't need medication. The reason is 
simple: I have a clean bill of health: you better believe it 
(may U rot in hell) those people out there in Thornton Heath 
well they are my friends and I am going to turn them into Kings 
if it's the last thing I do. You wanna know why? I will tell U. 
Because I  C true nobility: and it is upon the face of a black 
man ..... and that is the god inspired truth. I am here for you. 
Let's get it on ... let's do it ..,. be with me ... shortly i 
hope to be your friend. I want your support. I am so anxious 4 
it.

From: CTHULHU
To: X
Subject: ^(^tha X files^)^
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:41:55 2003

Message:
^(^ah cee setch a gawdless parson setch as yosef tawk 
abits abouts satan an setch.^(^tait no 
satan ifin theyis no gawd^^^so ye neednit warrey^)^






^(^tha X files^)^
`````~~~~~``````         

"A day that will be remembered forever!
At least by me!I laughed my ass off all day long!
Americans are most bad mannered and ignorant people on 
the planet 
and I personally enjoyed seeing thousands of them killed 
on 
television that day!And replayed over and over!I burned 2 
CD's of 
mpegs of the world trade center crumbling like a cheap 
toy,and 
Americans running and screaming!God it was great!


...The terrorists on 9-11 died with 7,000 pigs.




.................................................... Laughing 
at terrorist attacks? Oh I know....revealing top secret noodle 
dick information!!! Thats it! I wonder how many years that 
sentence will get me?20 years I'll bet!Maybe life without 
parole! 
 Did you know that you have to commit a "crime"to go to 
prison?
Like.....threats to take Muslim lives like I've seen on this 
board?
 How very little you know about the country you live in!
It would be very sad if it wasn't so damn funny!!!I enjoy your 
funny ignorant posts every day and of course,in the future 
also 
unless I am imprisoned for laughing(LOL!!!)Please come 
back every 
day to entertain me and my friends while we laugh at your 
limpness!!"

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:39:43 2003

Message:
I tell U this : U must abandon Ur weapons & come with me. It 
willl take time and it will be hard. You know me. I'm that 
strange guy who sat in the unemployed lines. It is not right. I 
know what U can do. And U will do it --- or hell I have failed 
U. Please come 2 me. I know UR pain.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 19:49:26 2003

Message:
I am here 4 U. U will be with me as the most cherished. U R the 
only friends I know. Did you see me run??? I did it 4 U. I did 
it 4 U. I love U so much.

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 20:48:47 2003

Message:
yea..right.

From: rap sucks ass
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 21:10:37 2003

Message:
I hate you all!!!!

From: X
To: CTHULHU
Date: Thu Feb 6 21:46:01 2003

Message:
WOW!

From: X
To: CTHULHU
Date: Thu Feb 6 21:50:25 2003

Message:
YOU REALLY SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN THE ARCHIVES!
I JUST WONDER........NEVERMIND.............
HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH SATAN.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 22:02:23 2003

Message:
i am so alone

From: X
To: CTHULHU
Date: Thu Feb 6 22:07:03 2003

Message:
I READ ALL OF WALTER'S POSTS TOO!
HE SURE HAD/HAS A BAD ATTITUDE DOESN'T/DIDN'T HE?

From: CTHULHU
To: X
Date: Thu Feb 6 22:42:46 2003

Message:
^(^bingo^^^ah jeshas tah asawk^^^why unnuther path whirr 
yo go^)^

From: CTHULHU
To: X
Date: Thu Feb 6 23:01:49 2003

Message:
re: "HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH SATAN."

^(^ah ave^^^he be cawlin emself X^)^

From: .44
To: X
Date: Thu Feb 6 23:24:16 2003

Message:
You broke my heart by standing me up. I waited and waited...  
LOL!!! You faggoty piece of shit!      
            

From: X
To: CTHULHU
Date: Thu Feb 6 23:24:16 2003

Message:
ah be lawnin ta tawk wifout my teef cuz i am but a poosy    
          

From:
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 23:24:16 2003

Message:
http://www.theonion.com

     

From: X
To:
Date: Thu Feb 6 23:24:16 2003

Message:
I love to suck cock and wank to photos of NAMBLA parties. I'm 
stupid, fat, and lazy. I live in my mother's basement and play 
Dungeons And Dragons with little boys in the neighborhood. I 
masturbate while looking at my Vanilla Ice posters. I get beat up 
by the 14 year old (no hyphens) boy next door, who kicked my ass 
in front of the neighborhood last year and made me admit that I'm 
really a pussy while the women neighbors watched and laughed at 
me. My girlfriend is a bitch because since then she has been 
seeing him, and probably told him about my small dick. FUCK, LIFE 
IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR!!    
          

From: X
To: .44
Date: Fri Feb 7 01:23:37 2003

Message:
LOL!!!!! AREN'T WE SO VERY ANGRY! LOL!!!

From: .44
To: X
Date: Fri Feb 7 04:32:11 2003

Message:
No, WE'RE NOT angry -just so very bored with life, death, and 
being ignored by the terrorists. Thanks for giving me something 
to bitch about, though.        
             

From: .44
To: X
Date: Fri Feb 7 04:32:11 2003

Message:
Bored by people like YOU, you big lug!    
          

From: regyevuve
To: wbgkwf
Subject: furien
Date: Fri Feb 7 05:18:28 2003

Message:
this is so fucking retarded. you'rre all sad

there must be hundred of letters between x and a4 and others

man, its so fucking stupid. grow up. some people think america 
brought sep 11 on themselves. Some people are just provocative. 
cry about it
get a hobby
none of you are gonna do anything to each other, because all of 
you are teenage computer nerds, and if you did tell your 
fiancee to be about a website board, you're pathetic, and so's 
she

and yes, there is such a thing as a fiancee to be dickhead. 
it's when you aren't yet engaged to be married. it could be an 
agreement to get engaged in the future, or it might just be 
that whoever it was hasn't proposed yet(assuming the fiancee 
exists - something i doubt)

From: dead dude
To: regyevuve
Subject: furien
Date: Fri Feb 7 06:12:43 2003

Message:
this is so fucking retarded. you'rre all sad

there must be hundred of letters between x and a4 and others

man, its so fucking stupid. grow up. some people think america 
brought sep 11 on themselves. Some people are just provocative. 
cry about it
get a hobby
none of you are gonna do anything to each other, because all of 
you are teenage computer nerds, and if you did tell your 
fiancee to be about a website board, you're pathetic, and so's 
she

and yes, there is such a thing as a fiancee to be dickhead. 
it's when you aren't yet engaged to be married. it could be an 
agreement to get engaged in the future, or it might just be 
that whoever it was hasn't proposed yet(assuming the fiancee 
exists - something i doubt)
================================================================
You don't need to be engaged to get married. You just walk into 
a registry office and do it.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 06:32:18 2003

Message:
Here's my social security number: JC 68 25 58 C

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 07:00:58 2003

Message:
Here's (one) of my e-mail addresses: r.warwick@croydononline.org

From:
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 07:56:34 2003

Message:
E-mail me

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 07:56:59 2003

Message:
Do you want me to 2nd guess the 1st question on all of your 
lips? The answer is no. They stopped doing that many years ago.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 08:05:40 2003

Message:
Those confessions??? I was very, very drunk at the time. When 
you've got a moment please clean up the grammar or assume it is 
in the margin. Thank-you.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 08:23:26 2003

Message:
I am aware that it is very frightening for many of you. Please 
try not to fear.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 08:37:18 2003

Message:
No I have still not solved the Pythagorean theorem. I am in 
desperate need of getting back to basics and learn to write some 
good mathematical proofs. I will be extending magic cubes into 
many dimensions.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 08:58:41 2003

Message:
I am not your head of government. I am a teacher.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 09:29:18 2003

Message:
Yes I will heal. I cannot heal everyone.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 09:31:43 2003

Message:
I will live for a very long time. Things don't happen overnight. 
Or do they? :)

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 09:32:43 2003

Message:
If you want me to walk on water, then I'm perfectly happy to do 
it sometime.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 09:47:37 2003

Message:
It is true. I am from another planet.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 09:49:23 2003

Message:
Yes I am the historical Jesus Christ.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 09:52:27 2003

Message:
Yes there is a God.

From: om/cf
To: dead dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:14:05 2003

Message:
Since you are real tight with God, could you please ask him to 
strike dead the next person who utters the words "smoking gun"?
Thanks. 

From: TomCat
To: Merlin OM/CF
Subject: You are as fanatical as those u wish to destroy
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:06:27 2003

Message:
You guys are a complete fucking disgrace. ' The war won't be 
over until Colin Powell can walk around Baghdad whistling 
Dixie' - Seriously, you sound like the fucking Nazi's in WWII. 
They also thought they could do no wrong and that their actions 
were in the world's best interests long term, maybe you guys 
subscribe to their point of view, I don't know. Saddam may be a 
vile dictator but to advocate the use of WMD to stop someone 
making WMD, just how fucked up is that logic. It tells me that 
you don't actually care about making the world a safer place, 
but rather fucking over anyone who doesn't agree with US policy. 
The case against Saddam would be thrown out of court in any 
civilised country. If he is making them then it's perfectly 
simple to destroy them en route to wherever they maybe launched 
from. anybody with even the slightest military knowledge knows 
that these weapons cannot be delivered effectively in secret. As 
for the suitcase bomb scenario, well the current action just 
makes it all the more likely and bombing Baghdad will not reduce 
that risk one iota

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:03:33 2003

Message:
It is time to lose the morality plays and get down to business.

From: dead dude
To: OM/seeefff
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:21:03 2003

Message:
Since you are real tight with God, could you please ask him to 
strike dead the next person who utters the words "smoking gun"?
Thanks. 
===============================================================
lol. I think I'll take a nap. :))

From: TomCat
To: OM/CF
Subject: There none none as blind as those that will not see
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:18:41 2003

Message:
A despicable piece of prose, irrespective of Mark Twain's 
undoubted talents. Shame on you for quoting such a piece and if 
you have the capacity for even one moment of reflection, could 
those words not equally be such as those from some Al Qaeda 
fanatic?

From: Dr Suess
To: OM/CF, .44 pistol-whipped pussies and merlyn
Subject: my cat looks cool in your twat
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:34:29 2003

Message:
If u look at the board I'm sure you'll agree
that fools are a plenty and their thoughts come for free
but of all of the fools that come to this place
there are three little souls with an arse for a face
their bright rosy cheeks don't mean to offend
as they are regularly used every weekend
But the hot noxious gas that does emanate
can be only from someone who would masturbate
so keep your children away from these creatures
with their anus-like heads and their other creepy-features
and remind them of how cogent thought is remote
in people who's mother had sex with a goat

From: om/cf
To: F-14 TomCat
Date: Fri Feb 7 10:45:16 2003

Message:
Saddam may be a vile dictator but to advocate the use of WMD 
to stop someone making WMD, just how fucked up is that logic.
====================================================
How screwed up is the logic that simply smiling a big smile and 
talking nice to Saddam and his punk kid will get them to give up 
their grand plans? Fight fire with fire.
***
The case against Saddam would be thrown out of court in any 
civilised country.
====================================================
Your dismissed from jury duty. Prejudging before seeing the 
evidence is the grounds. In this case, the citizens are not the 
jury and do not get to see all the evidence. We are left to 
trust the decisions of our elected officials. We can always dump 
blame upon them. Its a warm 'n fuzzy system for us citizens, heh?


From: awm
To: all
Subject: shocked
Date: Fri Feb 7 13:19:17 2003

Message:
Every three months I pop in to see if anything new on the board 
,that I could learn from people like YOU. Same old dumb 
hicks,except getting worse.The words that you guys use on this 
board is unreal,where is the manners.I will be back in the next 
three months to check and see if there are any improvments.have 
fun from awm

From:
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 14:52:26 2003

Message:
Schedule of Domestic Waste Collection 
Household Rubbish Collection
2 to 146  Mayday Road
Thornton Heath, Surrey

Collections are every 2 weeks. If collections have not taken 
place in your road by 4.00pm, please place the box out for 
collection the following day. There are no collections on Bank 
Holidays. All collections will be a day late on these occasions.

 
  
 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 15:29:50 2003

Message:
If you are a victim of hate crimes such as racism, homophobia or 
domestic violence or you need advice on these matters please see 
the Community Safety Unit page for details on how to contact our 
specially trained officers.

The Community Safety Unit (CSU) is responsible for the 
investigation of hate crimes within the Borough of Croydon. This 
includes racist crime, domestic violence, homophobic crime and 
hate mail. The unit is staffed by both male and female officers 
who are specially trained to deal with these crimes. The CSU 
works closely with agencies and in partnership with various 
groups to tackle these offences and support the victims.

To contact this Community Safety Unit direct, dial 020 8649 1338 


From:
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 15:42:44 2003

Message:
W A S P, Worcester, Worcestershire
Pest control services

From: X
To: TOMCAT
Subject: Date: Fri Feb 7 10:06:27 2003
Date: Fri Feb 7 15:56:17 2003

Message:
EXCELLENT POINTS MADE! 

From: Merlyn
To: Tomcat
Subject: Hold your ass!
Date: Fri Feb 7 16:39:21 2003

Message:
Looky boy! YOU obviously don't know who you are talking to. My 
view is that there will be no war with Iraq. Yes I make some 
radical comments and joke about it a lot. On this shit hole of a 
board You have to have a real hard line. So take your tude and 
re tune it a bit. Before you accuse me of war dogging, read more!
..My view is for Muslim religious reformation. And I think it's 
going to happen, know what that means? 
                  As for om/cf, well he does his own thing and 
that is fine by me. Now CHILL! 

From:
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 17:42:52 2003

Message:
samp@firstcom.com
terrorist sympathizer

From:
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 17:55:40 2003

Message:
fucku@hole.com
Doesn't give a shit

From: om/cf
To: TomCat
Date: Fri Feb 7 17:45:20 2003

Message:
You critisise me as not caring about making the world a better 
or safer place. Ok. How much time do you spend searching for, 
and reading through blogs such as these? I spend several hours 
per day searching beyond the mainstream media trying to make 
sense out of this screwed up world. Kindly shuffle your ass back 
to rubbish moutain of IndyMedia and continue your sychronized 
head nodding with the "peacefull" sheep.

http://iraniangirl.blogspot.com/

http://dear_raed.blogspot.com/

http://www.iraq.net/
(Unfortunatly I've been banned from chat!)







From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 17:44:04 2003

Message:
Yes I know and again I have shown to you how I am not 
responsible for other peoples' actions.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 18:32:46 2003

Message:
Yes it is indeed a very cold response. You too are players in 
this drama. Just how do you want it to end up?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 20:43:21 2003

Message:
If you are a victim of hate crimes such as racism, homophobia or 
domestic violence or you need advice on these matters please see 
the Community Safety Unit page for details on how to contact our 
specially trained officers.

The Community Safety Unit (CSU) is responsible for the 
investigation of hate crimes within the Borough of Croydon. This 
includes racist crime, domestic violence, homophobic crime and 
hate mail. The unit is staffed by both male and female officers 
who are specially trained to deal with these crimes. The CSU 
works closely with agencies and in partnership with various 
groups to tackle these offences and support the victims.

To contact this Community Safety Unit direct, dial 020 8649 1338 
================================================================
Thank God there are people out there who are prepared to risk 
for you.


From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 20:57:00 2003

Message:
Collections are every 2 weeks. If collections have not taken 
place in your road by 4.00pm, please place the box out for 
collection the following day. There are no collections on Bank 
Holidays. All collections will be a day late on these occasions.
================================================================
Um okay. I just dump it out there. Whenever. It is worth an 
absolute fortune by the way. There are lots of beer 
bottles .... :)

From: dead dude
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Feb 7 21:09:48 2003

Message:
Looky boy! YOU obviously don't know who you are talking to. My 
view is that there will be no war with Iraq. Yes I make some 
radical comments and joke about it a lot. On this shit hole of a 
board You have to have a real hard line. So take your tude and 
re tune it a bit. Before you accuse me of war dogging, read more!
..My view is for Muslim religious reformation. And I think it's 
going to happen, know what that means? 
                  As for om/cf, well he does his own thing and 
that is fine by me. Now CHILL! 
=================================================================
Yes I will advocate this view. Let us watch as the West attempts 
to back out of this one losing as little grace as they can upon 
the way.

From: Marie
To: UK Citizen, Get a Grip
Date: Fri Feb 7 20:25:51 2003

Message:
UK Citizen: Point well taken! BUT I beg to differ on the other, 
what X/Walter said to me was totally uncalled for! And I know 
what he meant. Having said that I do NOT regret nor take back 
ANYTHING I said to him! But I agree this is just a message board!

Get a Grip: I wish I was a 240 lb Linebacker that was 6ft 
something, it would have made things alot easier lol...


From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 21:40:30 2003

Message:
Yes it is just a message board and I am 6 feet tall. :)

From: Marie
To: Merlyn
Date: Fri Feb 7 21:35:45 2003

Message:
How do you feel about the notion that when Gulf War part 2 
starts, the Iraqi's take Saddam out themselves? It could happen 
lol..

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 21:47:07 2003

Message:
Must be nice to not have to use a step stool to reach everything!

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Fri Feb 7 21:53:06 2003

Message:
Oh I don't know Marie. :) I feel dwarfed by a lot of the people 
on the subway. I tell you - it just is not normal :) Could I 
beat several of them up at the same time? You can bet your 
bottom dollar I could. lol. Bye the way I am very good 
looking ... hehehe

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:03:33 2003

Message:
I am so very keen to flatten some people. Who is 1st? I keep 
reiterating this but I am having no luck. Will you kindly try to 
shoot me so that I may turn you into a quadroplegic?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:05:27 2003

Message:
I just can't wait to give some people brain damage. I have been 
training for this for years and years. Have you? Don't think so 
punk. Prepare to meet me. I am your nightmare and I am your 
sanctuary.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:13:58 2003

Message:
Are you on medication?

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:16:37 2003

Message:
No I am not Marie. I went to see a psychiatrist about two months 
ago and he declared that I was perfectly sane ... and I will 
declare it for you too ... It is the truth.

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:18:49 2003

Message:
Marie, I have not taken medication for years & years & years. 
What did I do in those years? I grew up. That's what I did.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:22:03 2003

Message:
Oh ok that's what you call it! Dandy..

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:23:54 2003

Message:
Um okay Marie. You can see a recent pic of me on 
examnotes.net ... I know you are a woman. This does not mean 
anything as far as I am concerned .... There are many potential 
Marie's. See who I am.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:42:57 2003

Message:
What's a potential Marie?

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:47:41 2003

Message:
I don't honestly know. What I do know Marie is that I am Jesus 
Christ. This Mary Magdalene lark should be supressed in my 
opinion ... What I am saying is that you should not judge things 
by their historical appearance. I caution you to abandon false 
hopes. I am replying as sincerely as I can.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:53:00 2003

Message:
I think 2 months is a bit long between Dr. visits!

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Fri Feb 7 22:56:01 2003

Message:
Listen Marie. I have not been ill since 1991. Now that is a 
long, long time. Isn't it? If you see it to be fit then tell me 
and I am perfectly happy to visit a psychiatrist again. Just 
tell me and I will do it and I will post back the results. I can 
assure you already that I have never been more sane. Makes you 
worry about yourself don't it? :)

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 23:08:31 2003

Message:
Ah Huh!!!

From: om/cf
To: dead dude
Date: Fri Feb 7 23:22:21 2003

Message:
I've lost my mind so many times over the years it doesn't even 
concern me anymore. Its like a cat; always finds its way back 
home.

From: Marie
To:
Date: Fri Feb 7 23:27:52 2003

Message:
HaHa!!!

From: .44
To: TomCat, Dr. Seuss
Date: Fri Feb 7 23:54:53 2003

Message:
TomCat: I can't agree with you regarding your comments with 
regard to Colin Powell. American aren't nazi-like, as you appear 
to have asserted. It is time to go to war. Despite what idiots 
like Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon have to say, most of us here in 
the US recognize that war is not only imminent, it is necessary. 
I'm thankful that your type of reasoning didn't prevail in WWII, 
although it was certainly attempted by Neville Chamberlain's 
attempts to appease Hitler. Had your type of logic prevailed in 
WWII, much of the Western world would either be speaking German 
or else turned into lampshades.    
   
  Dr. Seuss: I apologize to you for having wasted space in my 
back-and-forth rants with X. He's a punk, but that's his 
decision. I should have chosen to consider the source, and deemed 
him unworthy of my anger. So sir, I stand corrected, and I thank 
you.       
        

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 00:33:33 2003

Message:
Ok I'll bite! Your the author of some ahhh site on examnotes?

From: U.K.Citizen
To: Spy, Marie
Date: Sat Feb 8 01:57:53 2003

Message:
Spy: Please excuse delayed reply. Tried to access URL ending 
in ..GKiRPm, without luck unfortunately. I am assuming I've 
chosen the correct URL. You may want to confirm if that's so. If 
there is still a problem we can possibly catch up here, sooner 
or later....

Marie: Hi there.:) Those remarks you mentioned, yes of 
course..they were completely uncalled for, and you've every 
right to reply in whatever manner you see fit. Please understand 
Marie, the only reason I decided I had to say something was to 
avoid any prospect of a real confrontation. In the probably 
unlikely event both parties actually did show, one cannot fully 
know what to expect from a stranger. I thought it best to try to 
avoid such a circumstance if at all possible that's all. So 
anyway,.....enjoy your week-end too.:)  
   

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Sat Feb 8 06:03:44 2003

Message:
Ok I'll bite! Your the author of some ahhh site on examnotes?
=============================================================
No I just post there under the name RichardJW. I'm going to 
visit my doctor on Monday. Maybe you should visit yours? :)))

From: dead dude
To: OM/seeefff
Date: Sat Feb 8 06:06:08 2003

Message:
I've lost my mind so many times over the years it doesn't even 
concern me anymore. Its like a cat; always finds its way back 
home.
===============================================================
Oh my God! The man is a lunatic! :)

From: dead dude
To: Marie
Date: Sat Feb 8 06:11:26 2003

Message:
Set my pic as your desktop item honey. In fact everyone do it! :)

From: Marie
To: UK Citizen
Date: Sat Feb 8 09:53:06 2003

Message:
Well thanks! I may be a shrimp, but I grew up with 4 brothers 
and I bet I can scrap with the best of them also!
You never really know though, there are some nutcase American's 
out there, otherwise we wouldnt have the A.P. Murrah Memorial!
Glad to know there are voices of reason out there! You enjoy 
your weekend too! :-)

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 10:03:52 2003

Message:
You are kidding right? Well if you arent, maybe a Dr. visit may 
be a good thing! I'll look into one too lol...

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 10:07:01 2003

Message:
Huh? Did someone say something? You could hear a pin drop.

From:
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 13:00:02 2003

Message:
Huh! What?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 14:31:20 2003

Message:
Where has everyone gone? Where'd they all go? Hey come on - this 
is just not playing fair ...

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 16:05:35 2003

Message:
You appear to have all walked into my little web of intrigue ...

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 16:06:22 2003

Message:
Save this web page in your favorites so that some of you can 
remember what fools you are ... again and again and again and 
again.  

From: SAS
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 17:05:49 2003

Message:
all you ragheads and sandmonkeys are going to be blown to fuckin 
hell very soon,  so get out your prayer mats and kiss your mama 
goodbye yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 17:08:47 2003

Message:
Entitle it: *Raising the Dead*

From:
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 17:09:35 2003

Message:
all you ragheads and sandmonkeys are going to be blown to fuckin 
hell very soon,  so get out your prayer mats and kiss your mama 
goodbye yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
=================================================================
That's a cosmetic flaw. We'll have to get rid of that with 
Photoshop or something.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 17:51:34 2003

Message:
I urge Europe - spearheaded by Germany to invade the United 
States of America. Why? Because they have weapons of mass 
destruction. :)

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 17:52:59 2003

Message:
Remember the name of this war? It is called Armageddon.

From:
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:10:51 2003

Message:
No It's called "Fuck up all the Ragheads and Sandmonkeys"

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:18:21 2003

Message:
No It's called "Fuck up all the Ragheads and Sandmonkeys"
===============================================================
How poetic. Meet Mr. Eloquence ladies & gentlemen.

From: dead dude
To: ??? who cares ???
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:22:24 2003

Message:
You may not realise this you pathetic little person but there 
are important members of State reading your rubbish .... :)

From:
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:29:17 2003

Message:
No, actually there are not, and you need to see a shrink.
None of the rest of us are constantly considering suicide, and if 
we did consider it, we wouldn't dick around, back and forth like 
a spoiled little child about it.
 There are people here to discuss topics with you, but not a 
throne in sight.
 Get the picture?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:56:48 2003

Message:
Who ARE you? What is your name. You intrigue me. Yes I am a 
spoiled child: I will agree with that. But who or what are you? 

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:58:40 2003

Message:
I need to see a shrink? Touch . And how do we dispel this myth? 
By going to see one. Obviously.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:00:41 2003

Message:
*Touche* Did not render with accent aigue.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:01:29 2003

Message:
Je vois que t'es un connard. qu'est-ce que tu fais ici?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:03:50 2003

Message:
Could you really believe that the powers of suggestibility work 
on me? I tell you that you do not know me.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:08:48 2003

Message:
Now do YOU get the picture Marie?

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:14:17 2003

Message:
And another thing Marie: though I am Jesus Christ and believe 
you me that there are 100's of people that openly call me this 
each day as I go about my business: it truly makes no difference 
to me. And do you want to know why? It is because I have a life. 
Stop rejecting me and see what you will get from me. I am not 
against you.

From: om/cf
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:40:24 2003

Message:
I urge Europe - spearheaded by Germany (and France?) to invade 
the United States of America.
__________________________________________________
Arrrrrrrrrgh!! I am paralized with fear! Thank you very much 
sir, I will not sleep well tonight! Actually they are far to 
busy figuring out a way to save Saddam's arse so their own 
economies don't slide further down into the dumpster. Its 
hilarious. Both these countries, along with Russia, that so 
strongly oppose liberating the Iraqi people and getting rid of 
Saddam's regime are the very ones with the most to lose 
economically. France was so astute as to rely solely on Iraq for 
their oil supply. So I guess France is in it for the oil.  


From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:19:54 2003

Message:
Hi there Marie. :)

From: Spy
To: U.K.Citizen
Subject: :-) Apparently---I've developed a new web "game" for us. :-)
Date: Sat Feb 8 18:49:34 2003

Message:
re:.."GKiRPm, without luck unfortunately. I am assuming I've 
chosen the correct URL. You may want to confirm if that's 
so."

I know I have the URL you are talking about, 
somewhere----however-- I just can"t find it right now.
But I don't think that will help anyways--as that page is 
probaly not found.

"Trying ta jar your memory"-------:-)
remember the canoes along side the shore? the message 
on it?
I believe your account user name was ukcit100, or 
something like that.( I also think your account is no longer 
active, because I've searched; however,--I have records of it 
on my computer).
Thats where you want to search.

Already--6 people have viewed the message but I don't think 
it's from this web page; but rather people scanning the page 
where the message is at.

I hope this helps---but I also wonder if I started a new 
"game"---:-) ha, ha

let me know
Spy

From: dead dude
To: OM/seeefff
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:21:08 2003

Message:
Arrrrrrrrrgh!! I am paralized with fear! Thank you very much 
sir, I will not sleep well tonight! Actually they are far to 
busy figuring out a way to save Saddam's arse so their own 
economies don't slide further down into the dumpster. Its 
hilarious. Both these countries, along with Russia, that so 
strongly oppose liberating the Iraqi people and getting rid of 
Saddam's regime are the very ones with the most to lose 
economically. France was so astute as to rely solely on Iraq for 
their oil supply. So I guess France is in it for the oil.  
================================================================
You have my entire sympathy. I have a hellish time getting to 
sleep at night. I perform this act with alcohol ... :) On the 
other hand I will be getting married soon ... :) Je crois que 
les francais sont pas des idiots ... mais bon ils m'aimes pas :(

From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Fire Kofi's ass NOW!
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:21:16 2003

Message:
Today the UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has warned the United 
States against launching a unilateral attack on Iraq.

Hmmmmm.

Britian, Australia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania, Poland, Italy, 
Portugal, Turkey, Lithuania, Slovakia, Denmark, Czech Republic,
Spain, Quatar, Jordan, Albania, Kuwait, Israel, Slovenia, 
Estonia, Latvia, Macedonia, Croatia, and Japan will be 
interested in this snub!

That's TWENTY-SIX countries from FOUR continents. Hardly 
unilateral!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:34:00 2003

Message:
Let me tell you that this war is a dead duck ... 

From: Spy
To: U.K.Citizen
Subject: You will want to use similar terms [ukcit100--or such] in your search
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:24:54 2003

Message:

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:36:11 2003

Message:
HAHAHA There's a guy here who can stop wars occurring. HAHAHA. 
Oh I am in such great physical condition. Better figure out a 
good way to commit suicide. lol.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:39:13 2003

Message:
Oh Marie? You are awful silent. What are you doing? Fixing 
dinner? :)

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:43:35 2003

Message:
Don't be afraid Marie. I know you are an American. I am marrying 
someone where I work at Covent Garden in the West End. You 
should get to know me though because I can see you are a bright 
spark.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:48:13 2003

Message:
Okay!!! I will amuse you: what is the similarity between 
Budweiser and making love in a canoe?
They're both fucking close to water.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:51:05 2003

Message:
This is very strange indeed. But yesterday they put a bullet 
through the head of my girlfriend but today I raised her from 
the dead.
Out of sight!!!!!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:54:01 2003

Message:
hehehe yes it is true ... Noone can shoot me so I figured well 
let's have my girlfriend shot - that being the case!!! lol

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 19:58:46 2003

Message:
Hey Marie. It is shocking stuff yeah??? HaHaHa. I am world 
famous Marie. Do you know who I am? I dare you to post it.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:01:17 2003

Message:
AWWWWW come on Marie. I want you to relax. I have seen what you 
post and I understand. Believe me when I tell you that I am just 
like you. Marie, I want to help you.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:03:36 2003

Message:
Marie, my wife is an Italian. She is a very beautiful woman. I 
have great sympathy for you and I want you to talk to me. Why? 
Because my wife is just so damn silent!! She's scared as hell. 
What words of encouragement would you offer her? Believe me she 
is in pain and she is suffering.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude!
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:07:26 2003

Message:
Yep! RUN!!!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:08:41 2003

Message:
Say what you have to say Marie. I am waiting. You know the truth 
now. Comfort my wife for me. Please. I beg you. It is very hard 
on her.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:09:51 2003

Message:
I dont know ANYBODY who needs a drink more than you do! 

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:10:18 2003

Message:
I am running nowhere Marie. There is nowhere to run. I want you 
to offer words of comfort to my future wife - because you are a 
woman and you know how to do this better than me.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:12:33 2003

Message:
Do this for me Marie. Just do it for me. Just say those words 
and I will hold you in the greatest of esteem forever.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude!
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:15:27 2003

Message:
DUDE!! I have NO idea what you are talking about!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:18:34 2003

Message:
Marie, if you do not understand me then e-mail me at 
rwarwick@croydononline.org Do it right now!!! In no way do I 
seek to harm you. In any case I am halfway across the world from 
you. Believe in me.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:25:38 2003

Message:
There is no e-mail yet. Be not frightened.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:26:59 2003

Message:
Marie, what I ask of you is simple indeed. I ask you to offer 
words of comfort to my future wife. That is all I ask. Please 
stand up and do this for me.

From: Marie
To: Dead Dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:29:59 2003

Message:
Trust me what I really want to say you dont want to read! HaHa 
I'm going back to work, haha crazy fellah!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:31:56 2003

Message:
That woman is in terrible pain Marie. How are you going to help 
her? Go help her. Just do it.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:33:19 2003

Message:
Listen to me. Yes I could easily take a month off and still 
those lapdogs will be begging me to stay ... be aware of my 
beauty. I am very beautiful. What words of comfort will you 
offer to my future wife? This is not a game. I will lose 
patience very shortly. What have you got to say?

From: dead dude
To: Sara
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:43:31 2003

Message:
I give you five minutes ... fuck it .... Sara? Listen to me. You 
are my wife. I know you are terribly frightened. I love you Sara 
and very soon I promise to say those words to you in person. I 
will not let you down. You are my wife and you will be looked 
after. That is my promise to you.

From: u know who
To: dead dick sucker
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:44:14 2003

Message:
to your future fat wife i offer my dogs dick, this is of course 
very generous, i suggest u take it.

From:
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:46:12 2003

Message:
a..yea, .. right

From: dead dude
To: u know who
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:49:38 2003

Message:
to your future fat wife i offer my dogs dick, this is of course 
very generous, i suggest u take it.
=================================================================
okay i guess that since you are entering into the spirit of 
things you will die an agonising death very shortly? Meet death. 
Nasty stuff huh? But it was your choice and your choice alone.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:52:31 2003

Message:
I will tell you again that there is no way out of this one ... 
you are completely at my mercy.

From: u know who
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:54:25 2003

Message:
suck a nigger dick, fuckface . bring it the fuck on

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:54:23 2003

Message:
I hold the balance of your life & death between my fingertips. 
Why don't you plead for mercy? I would.
Get on your knees.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:57:07 2003

Message:
suck a nigger dick, fuckface . bring it the fuck on
=================================================================
Truly I tell you that someone will ravish you and kill you 
before sunup. That's nasty shit but it is true. Have a nice 
sleep now. Don't have nightmares. Did I hear a sound of someone 
breaking in? I think I did. That's your murderer matey!!!!! Good 
riddance.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:01:04 2003

Message:
Speak to me victim. Speak to me now. Yes I am extremely hot shit 
which you are not in a million years.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:02:17 2003

Message:
Prepare to die. Don't have nightmares.

From: u know who
To: dead dude and fat wife
Date: Sat Feb 8 20:59:44 2003

Message:
the only thing your holding is your shit stained little penis in 
your hairy palm.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:03:10 2003

Message:
So now you get to see the most extreme manipulation. I suggest 
you run for your lives.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:03:34 2003

Message:
i take it up the ass

From: dead dude
To: u know who
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:04:21 2003

Message:
the only thing your holding is your shit stained little penis in 
your hairy palm.
=================================================================
Prepare yourself to die. You will die within 24 hours.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:06:29 2003

Message:
i take it up the ass
================================================================
Well good for you. Here's a bullet up your miserable ass. 
Prepare to die.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:08:37 2003

Message:
Who wants to die? Prepare to die.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:09:31 2003

Message:
Just die you fucking monkeys.

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:10:25 2003

Message:
Sleep now. And when you awake the murderer will be gently 
caressing your bosom with an eight inch stiletto. It is a 
complete violation. Yet there is nothing that you can do ... 
Prepare yourself that a man with no right on earth to perform 
this heinous act, will cut you right open ... Have a nice day ...

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:15:46 2003

Message:
Now you might fool yourselves into thinking this is not about to 
happen. But I tell you the truth. I suggest most strongly that 
you run for the hills & take cover. I can warn you no more about 
this eventuality. Flee for your life!!!!!!

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:19:38 2003

Message:
GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!! DO IT NOW!!!!! I AM WARNING YOU!!! GET 
OUT !!!!! 

From:
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:33:40 2003

Message:
You're such a psycho........
I have a message for your wife/girlfriend: get as far away from 
him as possible! he is dangerously fucked-up.

From: Marie
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:37:01 2003

Message:
I'd like to have a three way with you and your girlfriend.

From: om/cf
To: dead dude
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:13:24 2003

Message:
Marie, my wife is an Italian. She is a very beautiful woman. I 
have great sympathy for you and I want you to talk to me. Why? 
Because my wife is just so damn silent!! She's scared as hell.
_________________________________________________________

I was once married to an Italian girl (and a large family) for 4 
years, so I have a little experience in this area. Im sorry 
Marie won't help an ally in need. If you wish, I'll fly to 
London immediatly and loosen her up for ya! I'll have her 
screamin' like a banshee in no time! 

From: dead dude
To:
Date: Sat Feb 8 21:41:03 2003

Message:
hahaha I'm on fire. Don't you see my