From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Troy 
Date: Tue Dec 16 23:10:25 2003 
Message:
You say I have a dual personality. My response is that I'll 
always have each other! Speaking of being "weak in the ego 
department", I wonder why you have a need to post such a 
proliferation of meaningless drivel, followed up by calling 
everyone "cunt boy"? Your criticisms of me more accurately 
reflect your own behaviour. Freud called this "projection", and 
it seems to be the ego defense mechanism of choice among the 
immature.             
                          

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Troy 
Date: Tue Dec 16 23:10:25 2003 
Message:
I can just see you as you sit at your keyboard, your lower lip 
quivering, your ears hot and red, and you just embarrassed and 
madder than hell that someone actually DARED to give you 
negative 
feedback. I like it better when you called yourself X and 
Richard 
Warwick. Helen of Troy is a funny handle for someone who refers 
to others as "cunt boy". What was that I said earlier about 
projection?  :)                   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
LOL!! You FUCKING SCUM .. ?
Shall we leave your diagnosis like that you fucking NOTHING? 
LMAO!!
"The quivering chin" - that is just TOO FUNNY you little fucking 
ANT.
I tell you what MORON - you go look up your Freudian 
retaliations you SHIT-FOR-BRAINS.
I'll just condemn you to Hell in the meantime you fucking SCUM!! 
LMAO!!
Why? You FUCKHEAD - don't you fucking realise who I Truly AM??
Now get into Hell you fucking MORON and never come out!! 
DIE!! :)

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS OR WELL BILL THANKS FOR THE 
CONTRACT OR NAME ME YOUR LAWYER OR IF YOU CAN'T GET A JOB JUST 
TAKE OUT ALL THE COPY EDITORS.** 
Date: Thu Dec 11 16:57:15 2003 
Message:
Actually his last communication was "I'm sure he'll work 
something out, he's the smartest man in the world." And then he 
simply put down the phone ..

Quoting from Page 31 of "What are the Chances?" by Bart K. 
Holland, The John Hopkins University Press, 2002:

"A great performance form the Yankees' Derek Jeter helped crush 
the Baltimore Orioles at the stadium yesterday.

As I typed the previous sentence, my word processor 
automatically looked for errors in grammar and spelling and 
underlined the word 'Jeter'. The ballplayer's correctly spelled 
last name was classified as a spelling error. On the other hand, 
there's a typographical error that was missed: the word 'from' 
should have appeared rather than 'form'. Any system that 
classifies things into two categories can make two kinds of 
mistakes, called "false positives" and "false negatives." 
Underlining 'Jeter' is a false positive - his name shouldn't be 
flagged as a problem, yet it is. Failure to flag the word 'form' 
is an example of a false negative - it should have been noticed 
as a problem, yet it was not. The prevalence of this type of 
error in the output of the of wordprocessing programs has 
ensured the continued employment of copy editors, because (at 
least for the present) people can recognize why 'Jeter' was 
right and 'form' was wrong much more reliably than computers can.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Though the illustration of "false negatives" and "false 
positives" would have one consider that they are opposite sides 
to a coin, the software solutions are essentially unrelated.

I shall first deal with the problem of 'Jeter' being flagged as 
a spelling error. The thing to do is to get a very large list of 
first names into alphabetical order. If a "spelling mistake" is 
flagged then the preceding word should be checked against the 
list. [You'd also have to consider the possibility of the 
initials between but that is not a problem.] It can almostly 
certainly be assumed that we are dealing with a surname if a 
match is found in the list. Since a small amount of doubt 
remains you could use colour coding for the highlighting and 
flag it as a 'possible' rather than a 'definite' error. Why go 
with the first names? Obviously because there are relatively so 
few of them and it takes a computer no time at all to check 
through them alphabetically.

The solution to the second problem is essentially grammatical. 
We note that "form" is an anagram of "from". Therefore we need a 
list of anagrams which are real words related to all of the 
words for the dictionary in question. We then need to assign 
whether it is a noun, verb, adverb, adjective .. that kind of 
thing and construct some simple grammatical rules. For example, 
this particular rule states that a noun may not be immediately 
followed by another noun. Another one would state that an 
adjective must precede a noun for example. This approach could 
also be utilised to try and uncover the correct word.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: SOUTH_PARK_DUDE 
To: 
Subject: **THIS IS COPYRIGHT RATHER THAN A PATENT IN CASE YOU 
WERE WONDERING AND IS PRESENTED TO THE OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY 
WITH HER LOVE AND KISSES.** 
Date: Thu Dec 11 17:34:42 2003 
Message:
I have seen the *Helen has got British passport number 540009282 
and she'll be damned if anyone will be making commercial gain 
out of THAT!* effect!!

Did you see that share price dip yet Telewest? :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **INTELLECTUAL COPYRIGHT ACTUALLY. HERE'S HOW TO DEAL 
WITH MINOR TYPING ERRORS.** :) 
Date: Thu Dec 11 17:46:10 2003 
Message:
Consider how when you make typing errors, the misspelling is 
nearly always down to a letter in the vicinity physically of 
where the correct letter lies for your keyboard. Trace the 
letters around each letter: for example for 'G' we 
have 'F,T,Y,H,B,V' or for 'A' we have 'Q,W,S,Z'. Write an 
algorithm that substitutes each of these letters one at a time 
per letter, then move onto the next letter in the misspelled 
word until every combination has been considered. Once a 
substitution has occurred then arrange the letters 
alphabetically (again) and check against the annagrammatic data 
for possible spellings for this word that are correct. If you 
want to write an algorithm that goes through the entire alphabet 
then at least start with the 'circular' approach. This deals 
with the case where an incorrect letter has been typed but not 
with the case where an extra letter(s) has been inserted/not 
included. In this latter case selectively remove each letter one 
at a time and go through the original algorithm as explained in 
the case that an additional letter has been typed by mistake. If 
that fails then try removing two and so on. In the case that an 
extra letter is required then go through the alphabet in a 
similiar fashion adding more than one letter if required. Though 
this is not absolutely failsafe because the exhaustive algorithm 
is going to reduce say five letter words to several three letter 
ones typically then provision should be made and caution adopted 
with taking word length algorithms overboard. I think the vast 
majority will include one less or one more letter than required. 
So that can help with word suggestions in a manner that has 
never been tried before. You could also test their grammatical 
consistency essentially as I explained in the previous post. 
This does not deal too well with people who can't spell to save 
their lives but should in most cases be adequate for typists 
like secretaries.

I guess we'll just have to get rid of them next. :)

I have written this up extremely quickly so if it is less than 
perfect syntactically or in explanation sorry.

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
On balance, the ideas concerning 'Jeter' and the problem 
of 'from' Vs. 'form' are useful. The basis for which algorithms 
would be constructed for correcting spelling mistakes is flawed. 
These original ideas I might therefore sell to the likes of 
Microsoft Plc. for purposes of my personal enrichment. If they 
don't want the code, I'll find a competitor ... :) 

I've just received my new 'Mohammed gets ass-fucked by Allah' 
statuettes. They really are very nice with lovely paintwork, 
especially the red-stainy bit. Anyway I'm selling them online, 
and I'm going to have an online stand selling at the 
annual 'Let's walk round in circles like moronic fucking cattle' 
party next year, at....ermm....Mecca, yes that's it. See y'all 
soon.

I've just received my new 'American soldiers get their brains 
blown out by superior Iraqi forces' 
statuettes. They really are very nice with lovely paintwork, 
especially the gray-matter bit. Anyway I'm selling them online, 
and I'm going to have an online stand selling at the 
annual 'Let's walk round in circles like moronic fucking cattle' 
party next year, at....ermm....Ground Zero, yes that's it. See 
y'all 
soon.

You be careful playing with your Jihad Joe's. Do not pretend 
your ass is Saddam's spider-hole this time, the ER doctor was 
not amused.

Visiting Iranian Foreign Minister Kamal Kharrazi in Madrid 
called for an open trial of the former Iraqi president, Saddam 
Hussein, IRNA reported. 
 
Attending a joint press conference with his Spanish counterpart, 
Anna Palacio, Kharrazi said that Saddam should go on trial for 
committing crimes against the Iraqi, Iranian and Kuwaiti 
nations, particularly for making use of chemical weapons against 
innocent people. 

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS DISTURB ME ABOUT MUSLIMS. HE 
SHOULD GO ON TRIAL,YES DEFINITELY, IS ONLY FOR CRIMES COMMITTED 
IN IRAQ, IRAN AND KUWAIT. WHAT ABOUT FIRING SCUD AT ISREAL WHEN 
ISREAL WAS NOT EVEN INVOLVED WITH THE GULF WAR. OH YES I FORGET, 
IT IS BECAUSE IT IS ISREAL. SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ISREAL TO DO? 
SIT AND WAIT FOR ANOTHER MUSLIMS COUNTRY TO ATTACK THEM. THEY 
HAVE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.

SORRY TO SAY. THERE ARE STIL MANY MUSLIMS OUT THERE WHO TAKE NON 
MUSLIMS AS INFIDELS.

Hey Helen dear, you really ought to get over your penis envy, you 
DUMB FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! YOU'RE A WASTE OF 
DNA, YOU RAMBLING, INCOHERENT, SELF-LOVING, FUCKED UP WORTHLESS 
SUBHUMAN PUSSY PIECE OF -OH, WAIT. I ALREADY CALLED YOU THAT. 
You're also a narcissistic pseudo intellectual who pretends he 
has a brain. Fuck you pussy boy.    
               

WHAT ABOUT FIRING SCUD AT ISREAL WHEN 
ISREAL WAS NOT EVEN INVOLVED WITH THE GULF WAR. OH YES I FORGET, 
IT IS BECAUSE IT IS ISREAL. SO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ISREAL TO DO? 
SIT AND WAIT FOR ANOTHER MUSLIMS COUNTRY TO ATTACK THEM. THEY 
HAVE TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

You seem to forget about Israel's attack on the Iraqi nuclear 
plant, which was unprovoked. You seem to forget about America's 
ship, the U.S.S.Liberty, which was attacked by Israel in the 6 
days war. This is not secret information: anyone can look this 
information up on the internet. Even YOU! Feel free also to look 
up the slaughter of Palistinian women and children by Israel's 
Sharon, which places him securely on the level of Saddam and 
Osama bin Laden! IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU'D CALL"PROTECTING 
ONESELF?" I, and many others around the planet, would love to 
see Israel pay for their unprovoked attacks on foreign nations, 
and could care less How many Isrealis are killed by car bombs, 
or any other form of attack upon them.
If you choose to ignore the facts, that is your choice, but it 
happens to make a mockery of your screen name.

I almost forgot: if you ever decide to stop self-medicating with 
your crack pipe, you just might be able to work through your 
denial, and realise that suicide doesn't have to be messy 
-although in your case, it would definitely make a statement. 
Fuck off, Helen. Nobody likes you anyway.          

No, the person that we all know is a piece of shit is 
YOU!....foot in its own ass!
If you gave a shit about anyone on this earth, you'd take a 
razorblade, and slash your throat from ear to ear, which would 
result in the world becoming a much better place!

Hiya fuckup. Seeing as how you wanted attention, I just thought 
I'd respond to your latest unimaginative stupid shit. You sound 
as stupid as that other cunt Helen of Little Boys. You two must 
hang out in the same bathhouse.                              

Even better would be if you were to have your gay lover slit your 
throat and pull your tongue down ala a necktie. Snuff flick 
anyone?  :)          

I suspect that your sad little posts are an attempt to compensate 
for your dick size, which is probably tiny. Oh dear. How will 
Helen of Little Boys ever wrap his big lips around such a wee 
thing?             

Hey Helen dear, you really ought to get over your penis envy, 
you 
DUMB FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! YOU'RE A WASTE OF 
DNA, YOU RAMBLING, INCOHERENT, SELF-LOVING, FUCKED UP WORTHLESS 
SUBHUMAN PUSSY PIECE OF -OH, WAIT. I ALREADY CALLED YOU THAT. 
You're also a narcissistic pseudo intellectual who pretends he 
has a brain. Fuck you pussy boy.    
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I think you'll find I'm the new Jesus.
What does that make you you filth ridden shit-for-brains? :)
You're just a stupid demonic MORON writing yourself out of 
History.
I wonder how long it will take you to wake up to the FACTS you 
stupid fucking CUNT-BOY! :)
If SCUM like you had any guts you'd phone me up and apologise.
Naturally you won't but here's the number anyway.
Dial M for your Spiritual Murder you stupid dumb fuck.
This is an outer London code: 020 8239 7552

I almost forgot: if you ever decide to stop self-medicating with 
your crack pipe, you just might be able to work through your 
denial, and realise that suicide doesn't have to be messy 
-although in your case, it would definitely make a statement. 
Fuck off, Helen. Nobody likes you anyway.          
-----------------------------------------------------------------
The fact is you twisted fuck, I can't commit suicide - it would 
be irresponsible towards other people. You on the other hand? I 
bet we could permanently dispense of you and the world would 
keep on turning just marvellously. I don't care who likes me or 
who doesn't - I'm here to carry out a mission and I don't think 
that peoples' personal likes or dislikes enter into it. It is 
going to be amusing revealing who you are publicly but I think 
you'll find you've launched yourself into the spotlight of 
infamy. Plus side? Maybe a seedy tabloid will buy your story - 
then again it might not ... :)

Some of those guys in the Arab world seemed at least a little 
upset that Saddam hadn't at the very least put a gun to his head.
And that would be heroic? :)
In the eyes of some, he should have shot up a few U.S. soldiers 
first.
Then they would shoot him.
I suppose having shot up a couple of soldiers on his way out of 
the world would again be about not losing face.
Personally, I think your concepts of 'heroism' suck and I speak 
not only with regard to the Arab world's ideas on this subject 
but everyone's.
As things had it - tenacity to life with regard to the value of 
one's own life, was held above other peoples' ridiculous views 
on 'heroism'.
If he gets executed later then it shall always remain to be at 
some future date now and he would be executed humanely and 
therefore relatively painlessly.

From: the foot in your ass 
To: laughing at america 
Date: Wed Dec 17 14:25:41 2003 
Message:
Hiya fuckup. Seeing as how you wanted attention, I just thought 
I'd respond to your latest unimaginative stupid shit. You sound 
as stupid as that other cunt Helen of Little Boys. You two must 
hang out in the same bathhouse.                              

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: the foot in your ass 
To: shithead who posted as "everyone on the board 
Date: Wed Dec 17 15:21:48 2003 
Message:
Even better would be if you were to have your gay lover slit 
your 
throat and pull your tongue down ala a necktie. Snuff flick 
anyone?  :)          

-----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------
From: the foot in your ass 
To: laughing at America-hating jism 
Date: Wed Dec 17 15:24:10 2003 
Message:
I suspect that your sad little posts are an attempt to 
compensate 
for your dick size, which is probably tiny. Oh dear. How will 
Helen of Little Boys ever wrap his big lips around such a wee 
thing? 
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Let's see.......bathhouse in first post!
Gay lover...snuff flicks in second post!
Dicks, dick size, and sucking dicks in third post!

Conclusion: He has an abnormal obsession with gays, and with the 
size of other mens cocks. All of his posts concern the same 
things......cock and ass. Good luck with your queer 
fantasies.           

I think we need a more balanced argument here.
The [reincarnational] argument that if you don't face up to your 
responsibilities in one life you'll face them in another, 
doesn't wash with me unless you are of critical importance. I 
mean so what? I am pro-euthanasia generally - I think you have 
to consider each case individually. If there is hope for your 
medical condition however slight it might be would it not be the 
case that you should hang onto life? The obvious answer is to 
consider how much life you've lived. I've considered the best 
ways to commit suicide if you really want to do it and they 
don't include pills because it's too easy to fuck it up. I'm not 
sure about drowning because how come those people say that it is 
a pleasant way to die if they have not themselves been 
resucitated and not therefore dead. Again, there is always the 
possibility of this happening and that you end up resucitated 
and with brain damage. That doesn't sound so good to me. That's 
why I recommend jumping in front of a train and sticking your 
head over a rail [Do, do, Be careful of the live 3rd rail 
though.] Otherwise try hanging. You need a good rope with a 
noose. Test a few times first with a weight exceeding your own. 
The object here is to break your neck not to suffocate so this 
requires jumping from a height - probably from the branch of the 
tree you wrapped the rope around. 9 feet will DEFINITELY do it - 
I really cannot see this distance having to be exceeded. If you 
are that worried then tie weights to your feet first. Though I 
considered other methods these just appeared to be the best. If 
I think of others will let you know. Just some good practical 
advice if you are really determined to die and have physical 
mobility. 

I have seen the *train driver post traumatic stress counselling* 
effect!!

All sorts of junk goes up here with no bearing on the truth 
whatsoever.
Nonetheless, I think it is fair enough to charge for a pint of 
my blood to the tune of 50000 pounds Sterling.
Tell you what, you can have the 2nd pint free ..
My views on hospital management?
Their ranks will be reduced in number eventually.
You better find that money somewhere in your budget because I am 
pursuing investments in several other areas and I will 
prioritise depending on outcomes.
Also, forget John Reid - there is no point considering 
Government for they are finished.
You better find it soon.
You can no longer ignore my presence.

Now I don't want to sound threatening but ultimately it is my 
OWN welfare that I am interested in.
You certainly WON'T get hold of that blood till you pay for it.
I will try selling the blood to a pharmaceutical company soon 
instead of you if you don't get a move on.
I am not all-forgiving and I will do it.
Where in the Bible does it say anything to this effect?

I too have seen the *At this rate He won't sell it to a 
pharamaceutical company either - He'll just form his own a few 
years in the future.* effect!!

The "Faster than light" Project went private months ago.
Reason?
You just don't seem capable of paying me.
I might give out Physics theory ...
If you want the same thing for medical developments you can have 
that too.
Do you want me to lecture you? :)
There is in my opinion something extremely wrong with you Daisy.
Do you think at this late stage I would even be interested in 
lipreading you?
My inventor wants you dead Daisy.
What's between me, you, and a single gleaming red eye but thin 
air Daisy?
Do you know, I really don't think you'd stay very well without ..

I have considered these matters at length.

At least as far as "Faster than light" projects are concerned 
then I see no reason on or off Earth why this should not be 
private venture. If you didn't want it that way then you should 
have paid me.

As far as helping medically, I simply can NEVER keep this under 
the auspices of a money-making company scheme. I think it is 
fair enough to say that you have been wasting my time ALL YEAR 
LONG over this financial issue and in between that time the 
alleviation of anyone's suffering did not include my help that's 
certain. 

I am FAR stronger in Physics than Medicine. Physics interests me 
more. Getting a research grant for "faster than light travel"? 
Doubt it! :) Don't you think that instead of me spending more 
weeks/months of selling hardware/books that my time could be 
better spent getting some serious reading on Medical matters 
done?

Maybe the answer is an extremely ill millionaire Physicist.

Spiritual teachings? They're even further off the agenda than 
the other two. Again it is the issue of payment. There is 
something immoral about the lack of it and I'm simply not having 
it. However, this probably will not be private venture either 
except for publishing deals which won't be much of a deal at 
all ..

I keep telling you to shove your 'economic revival' with very 
good reason.

Hi, thanks for your info, here is my reply in CAPITAL letters

You seem to forget about Israel's attack on the Iraqi nuclear 
plant, which was unprovoked.

I DON'T AGREE, it is provoked and it was a precaution. Once it 
is build then Isreal will be attack. So why wait.

 You seem to forget about America's 
ship, the U.S.S.Liberty, which was attacked by Israel in the 6 
days war.

SORRY DID NOT READ ABOUT THIS, HAVE YOU GOT THE ARTICLE. 
APPRECIATE YOU SENT ME. THANKS

 This is not secret information: anyone can look this 
information up on the internet. Even YOU! Feel free also to look 
up the slaughter of Palistinian women and children by Israel's 
Sharon, which places him securely on the level of Saddam and 
Osama bin Laden! 

I DON'T CALL THAT SLAUGHTER WHEN THE MILITANTS THAT ISREAL IS 
AFTER ATTACK ON IT CITIZEN, ARE HIDING BEHIND OR ARE BEING 
PROTECTED BY THIS WOMAN AND CHILDREN. PALESTINIAN CHILDREN AS 
YOUNG AS 4 ARE BEING TAUGHT TO HATE ISREAL AND PROTECT THEIR 
MILITANTS. EACH TIME THERE IS CHANCE FOR PEACE, THERE WOULD BE 
SOME SUICIDE ATACK AND THE PEACE INTIATIVE WILL BE CALL OFF. THE 
PROBLEM IS NOT ALL THE MUSLIMS WILL AGREE TO HAVE PEACE WITH 
ISREAL. AMERICA ALSO STAND IN THEIR WAY AND PROTECT ISREAL 
EXISTENCE 

IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU'D CALL"PROTECTING 
ONESELF?" I, and many others around the planet, would love to 
see Israel pay for their unprovoked attacks on foreign nations,

YES THAT IS PROTECTING, IF ISREAL DO NOT STAND AND FIGHT, I 
DON'T THINK IT WILL BE STANDING TODAY. WE DON'T SEE ISREAL 
ATTACKING OTHER NATION EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT ARE HARBOURING OR 
SPONSORING THESE MILITANTS. WE DON'T SEE ISREAL ATTACKING OTHER 
RELIGIOUS BELIEVE MONUMENT IF NOT PROVOKE. ISREAL IS SURROUNDED 
BY MUSLIMS COUNTRIES WHO IS VERY AGAINST THEM.
 
and could care less How many Isrealis are killed by car bombs, 
or any other form of attack upon them.
If you choose to ignore the facts, that is your choice, but it 
happens to make a mockery of your screen name.

SORRY TO SAY, THAT WAS THE FACTS I HEAR AND SEE. IF YOU HAVE ANY 
OTHER AS THE ABOVE WHICH I ASK FOR, PLEASE LET ME READ THESE 
ARTICLE. I DO CARE ABOUT INNOCENT, NOT ONLY WOMEN AND CHILDREN 
THAT ARE BEING KILLED BUT ALL HUMAN KIND ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT 
TRYING TO WORK FOR PEACE AND HELPING IN HUMATARIAN AID BEING 
BOMB BY INNOCENT SUICIDE BOMBERS BRAIN WASHED BY POWER SEEKING 
INDIVIDUAL LIKE SADDAM AND MANY MORE USING THE NAME OF THEIR GOD 
TO WIN POPULARITY. SOME OF THEM ONCE THE HAVE THE POWER WILL 
MAKE THEIR PEOPLE WORSHIP THEM LIKE GOD.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU. YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.

Who I have seen specifically in the last four days:

(1) One nurse and one liason nurse at A & E.
(2) One G.P. - mine actually.
(3) One counseller at a Medical resource center.
(4) One psychiatrist and one community nurse.
(5) One dentist and one dental assistant.

All at different locations ..

Less specifically the staff of two hospitals one twice one 
thrice and the former on consecutive days ..

I also saw a partridge in a pear tree but it was a hallucination.

Sorry! :)
Forgot.

(6) Two community home support team nurses. 

What did you think about that betting slip receipt? :)
Hands off Chinese betting cartels!
I'm hot property! :)
Well at least my body is - I guess finances to follow? LOL!!
I guess so yes!
Here they come now ... LOL!!
Yes! The finances! LOL!
About time too.
And now ..
Honolulu. :)

Trail a very long electrical wire along the tops of the trees 
and aim CCTV at the stump.
Should do the trick.
Who or what is it exactly?
Recently we believed it to be a leprechaun.
How wrong we were .. :)

I have seen the *Though I was predicting a White Christmas a few 
days ago I am now having second thoughts seeing that Helen is 
redeclaring it an' all.* effect!!

I too have seen the *How about a spread bet between the two of 
them then?* effect!!

Actually, why not try a "double"?

Just sort out which years you want and I guess you're away!

I suppose that if you can tear your eyes off Helen then the 
B.B.C. still has one or two minor practical uses .. :)
[She's only a computer graphic and a married another computer 
graphic. They have no graphical children and at a certain point 
will become deceased. R.I.P. or good riddance, not sure 
which. :)]
Over the years accuracy has been vastly improved with software 
and computers.
Did you miss that? :)
Over the years accuracy has been vastly improved with software 
and computers.
How may one improve upon the highly accurate short term weather 
prediction that we have currently?
Firstly, can the flapping of a butterfly's wings on one side of 
the planet be the root cause of a hurricane on the other side of 
the world later on?
What moron believes junk like that?
Nonetheless it would appear to be a serious postulate of Chaos 
theory.
Consider the melting ice caps:
Is it conceivable that continued melting will result in the 
scenario of ever increasing rate for melting?
Yes. This is the Atlantean scenario.
Now about that Ocean current and the Gulf Stream .. :)
I guess if it kicked in around then we'd attend to the Kingdom 
of the Ice Queen .. :)
Seriously though, improved weather speculations include 
recording the weather of other planets in the solar system and 
their relative positions as well as paying closer attention to 
solar flares, our magnetic field and various other phenomena.
You also need a brand new theory of Gravity. 

Great S.P. episode tonight! I mean, to work Saddam's capture and 
the new Canadian P.M. into the show so quickly - simply amazing!


HELEN OF TROY ~~ With all that medical attention you mentioned, 
one may think your not long for this world?


Facts Finder ~~ Saddam crawling out of a dirt hole to be 
arrested - it doesn't get more appropriate than that! Saddam's 
breifcase yeilded a goldmine of info on the 'resistance' and 
raids and arrests are being conducted non-stop in Baghdad and 
the Sunni triangle and each arrest leads to more intel and more 
raids and arrests. The hill has been crested, it's all downhill 
now... There comes a point in any conflict like this where the 
outcome becomes clear and the defeated combatants involved start 
aligning themselves for their future advantage. I think we are 
at that point in Iraq and the future is the brightest it's been 
in thirty-five years for the Iraqi citizens.

Take care and God bless as always.

Good night all, and to all a good night.

The "new Jesus"? No Helen. You're the new hebephrenic 
pole-smoker. Thanks for being my punching bag.              
                          

From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Cunt Boy 
Date: Thu Dec 18 00:00:17 2003 
Message:
The "new Jesus"? No Helen. You're the new hebephrenic 
pole-smoker. Thanks for being my punching bag.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Did you ever consider the reality of HELL you insignificant 
little fucking SCUMBAG? :)
Do you know about your contribution in creating it you FUCKING 
SCUM?
Why don't you come along to Croydon and gaze upon my EXTREME 
BEAUTY in the meantime ant?
If you can afford the stretch limousine then it is a fucking 
miracle you fucking ANT!!
Rot in Hell you self-deluded UGLY piece of SHIT!!
Go take a look in the mirror you stupid, totally out of their 
depth fucking virus scumbag! LOL!!
Do that one for me cunt - get in front of the mirror and confirm 
your Beauty you little inferior SCUMBAG!!
Now DO IT!! LMAO!!

Great S.P. episode tonight! I mean, to work Saddam's capture and 
the new Canadian P.M. into the show so quickly - simply amazing!


HELEN OF TROY ~~ With all that medical attention you mentioned, 
one may think your not long for this world?


Facts Finder ~~ Saddam crawling out of a dirt hole to be 
arrested - it doesn't get more appropriate than that! Saddam's 
breifcase yeilded a goldmine of info on the 'resistance' and 
raids and arrests are being conducted non-stop in Baghdad and 
the Sunni triangle and each arrest leads to more intel and more 
raids and arrests. The hill has been crested, it's all downhill 
now... There comes a point in any conflict like this where the 
outcome becomes clear and the defeated combatants involved start 
aligning themselves for their future advantage. I think we are 
at that point in Iraq and the future is the brightest it's been 
in thirty-five years for the Iraqi citizens.

Take care and God bless as always.

Good night all, and to all a good night.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes I am Helen of Troy and with all of that medical attention I 
am done ... ? :)
Yes! .. :)
Mind you, the *team* has so far failed to pay me ... ? :)
I think you should ... ? :)
Stupid fucking Canadians - I mean fuck 'em ... ? 
I mean I'm not trying to be sinister or nuthin' ... ?
YOU FUCKIN' SCUM ???
LOL!!
Yes!! The conflict ....
But have you done your Christmas shopping yet ... ?
Well have you you fucking SCUM ... ? :)
You know if you can't get that fuckin' mitt in the sales pre-
Xmas then I say FUCK IT!!
U fuckin' SCUM!! LOL!!!
U SCUM!! :)

From: om/cf 
Great S.P. episode tonight! I mean, to work Saddam's capture and 
the new Canadian P.M. into the show so quickly - simply amazing!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yes well I DO trey you fucking scumbag .. ? LOL!!
I am Canadian!! LOL!!
Let's fuck! LMAO!!
[YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG!!] LMAO!!

I have seen the try that psychiatrist again effect?

Fuck me!

Check out that mirror ...

Hmmm, must be the Starflower Oil.

Must be the Starflower Oil.

Good morning Helen. 

Fuck you and fuck off.

:)                         

morning has broken, 
all over my yolk-filled socks,
my customary dog does not know what time of the tree it is.

Good morning Helen. 

Fuck you and fuck off.

:)                         
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Um, No?

Wait!
I get it!
You're my shrink aren't you?
I knew it.
No I did. :)

Nah! Forget it ..
If you were smart like me you didn't bet on that one ..

Fuck off you fucking CUNTS!!
How's that for your self esteem?
Here's your money.
Now fuck off! :)

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?
cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=10643712&dopt=Abstract

'.. aggressive antirheumatic therapy in an early phase of the 
disease ..'

Hmm, now about that blood donation .. :)

'Cause it looks like I got you the cure.

Question is ..

Who's gonna pay for it?

The question is punk ..

Is that you? :)

http://www.andrews.edu/NUFS/arthritis.html

There is no cure.

Hand over the money.

There is NO cure. :)

http://www.homestead.com/narcissism/

I guess I got that way because of my genes?
I'll stare at the mirror again and proclaim to the bitches ..
You're done! :)
I'm going to get Space-Bitch now - you infantile stupid women do 
not interest me ... yawn!
Duh!

I love to be in the company of fine women.
This does not mean necessarily that they are rich and/or famous 
or for example that their manners are second to none ..
I have become accustomed to mediocrity?
No. It is simply that I recognise that people can be very strong 
in certain areas but (severely) lacking in others.
That said, I am going to continue to be sexually abstinent.
This does not pose a problem for me because I have been like 
that for a while.
I simply do not have the answers here as to what is best to do.
That is why I err on the side of caution and will continue with 
celibacy until the problem is properly addressed.

There will be NO change on this issue.
The only way to get that 470 ml is to pay 50000 pounds Sterling 
up front.
I agree that it doesn't sound fair to many.
It is however a low price for what it is and the beneficial 
things that can be done with it.
It is of course exceptional.
There is no point beating about the bush.
Get that cheque written out and send it along.

I justifiably threatened the Inland Revenue and Croydon Council 
on site with the appropriate legal action.
I went to the Central Library.
I went to the main Police Station looking for photo-fits.
I warned criminals to keep the Hell away because if I see you 
and recognise you then have no doubt that I'll dial 999.
I announced that my rheumatoid arthritis was cured whilst 
shopping.
I went to the principal local hospital and left a follow up note 
for the staff at A & E.

If I took the witness stand I'd just say the Truth. The fact 
that nobody has paid me - certainly not up to today that is for 
sure - myself apparently your Lord and Saviour, literally turned 
me insane. I am getting better now despite this fact. At the 
same time all these people in wheelchairs and homeless people 
have been asking for my help but I have only really been 
concerned by my finances because they have been in such an 
appalling state. It is not that they are 'appalling' it is 
simply that they are 'appalling' for someone of my status. On 
that basis if I asked Mayday management a while back for some 
finances then this was a justifiable action. I would have 
singled them out because I planned (and still do) to help with 
medical matters and to be first rate.

So the grounds for individuals to sue are these: it would have 
to be demonstrable that my lack of finances and the fact that 
management did not pay me even when I specifically asked them to 
caused lives to be lost or needless suffering ... Maybe my 
medical career will be starting right around then?

Because we deal with the N.H.S. I think it is likelier that 
private suits are taken out against individuals so that the bill 
is landed squarely with them. The health minister will also get 
sued. So you see whether I sue anyone or not is quite beside the 
point because the wheels are set in motion towards this effect 
and there is nothing you or I can do about it. Probably middle 
management will escape the brunt of the legal impact and this 
will be a hierarchial thing.

Now a couple of days ago I asked St. George's hospital for 50000 
pounds Sterling. Again I feel asking for this money is 
justifiable. If I find money by other means then I'll take the 
price tag off but again I feel that if you dither then a 
similiar fate awaits you as awaits Mayday management.

The legal argument that states that 'we were unaware he asked us 
for money' will not wash even though I have not made any formal 
request for it. For example all it requires is for a 
gastroenterologist to saunter over to management offices around 
midnight and examine and backup the internet cache ... ;)
Try and guess which site they will be backing up proof of 
visitation ... :)
Anyway, there are plentiful witnesses.

Ideally I would have been properly sponsored years ago. We 
cannot turn back the clock. It demonstrates to me your 
fundamental weakness and demonstrates to me my strength.

Sorry if you [management] get singled out.
I guess you've got bad karma or something like that. :)
Maybe you could change your identity and get the Hell out?
Dunno. LOL!!
I guess it's not funny really.
Still .. LOL!!

I'm still working on Jodie Foster's case.
I'll let you know.
I can tell you that it had a terrible emotional impact on her 
when I diagnosed her over the 'bugging rig'. LOL!!
I have a syringe somewhere, a microscope I no longer own and 
Jodie and Sarah ripped off stethoscopes apparently over the road.
It was this event specifically that led to the positive result.
Cause and effect - only Spiritually. :)

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: 
Subject: **THE TRUTH CONCERNING WOMEN** 
Date: Thu Dec 18 14:09:06 2003 
Message:
I love to be in the company of fine women.
This does not mean necessarily that they are rich and/or famous 
or for example that their manners are second to none ..
I have become accustomed to mediocrity?
No. It is simply that I recognise that people can be very strong 
in certain areas but (severely) lacking in others.
That said, I am going to continue to be sexually abstinent.
This does not pose a problem for me because I have been like 
that for a while.
I simply do not have the answers here as to what is best to do.
That is why I err on the side of caution and will continue with 
celibacy until the problem is properly addressed.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes well I've discussed this with investors in Geneva and 
generally have agreement. By the way that really is the 'legal 
agreement' I posted up as it presently stands so some 
modification is doubtless required. What I need presently is 
finances so I can produce Physics theory. Whether we reach 
agreement or not is up to them in the end because the proposal 
of 'faster than light travel' though very attractive sounds 
incredibly hard to pull off. It also runs contrary to Einstein's 
relativity but I am not happy with some of his theory anyway. 
Personally I think it is more rather than less likely on balance 
that this is achievable but if it is not then I suppose I could 
devote more time to medical matters than before. If I can't come 
up with the theory within a couple of years I'll pack it in and 
concentrate on medicine. This would be private money and the 
venture necessarily private too. If I had to use a particle 
accelerator like the one at C.E.R.N. then it would probably come 
about that a new theory would be made publicly available but the 
hardware spinoffs would not. I expect we'd float a company at 
some point and it is right around then that the R.O.I. really 
begins to take off ... :)

I love to be in the company of fine women.
This does not mean necessarily that they are rich and/or famous 
or for example that their manners are second to none ..
I have become accustomed to mediocrity?
No. It is simply that I recognise that people can be very strong 
in certain areas but (severely) lacking in others.
That said, I am going to continue to be sexually abstinent.
This does not pose a problem for me because I have been like 
that for a while.
I simply do not have the answers here as to what is best to do.
That is why I err on the side of caution and will continue with 
celibacy until the problem is properly addressed.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

WHAT A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Maybe you are hospital management you fucking idiot?
How exactly do you derive amusement here you pulverised fucking 
egoless clown?
Explain me. :)
You know I am not entirely convinced there are 'fine women.'
What's your opinion clown?

Fourteen of the twenty-one posts today so far have been posted by 
you. Without exception they're all meaningless, rambling drivel. 
It appears possible that you're smoking "medicinal crack". Your 
narcissism (that means extreme and exaggerated self importance, 
Helen) and histrionics are as prolific as the dead cells in your 
cerebral cortex. You need to end your suffering. Since it takes 
approx. 1/50th of one second for a pain signal to register, you 
should look into jumping off of a very tall building. You'll 
never feel a thing.                   

From: the foot in your ass 
To: Helen of Little Boys 
Date: Thu Dec 18 20:42:50 2003 
Message:
Fourteen of the twenty-one posts today so far have been posted 
by 
you. Without exception they're all meaningless, rambling drivel. 
It appears possible that you're smoking "medicinal crack". Your 
narcissism (that means extreme and exaggerated self importance, 
Helen) and histrionics are as prolific as the dead cells in your 
cerebral cortex. You need to end your suffering. Since it takes 
approx. 1/50th of one second for a pain signal to register, you 
should look into jumping off of a very tall building. You'll 
never feel a thing.                   
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Did it ever occur to you that I am not suffering? Don't believe 
everything you read on the internet. Do you really think I care 
about what I write here? If I want to spend a couple of hours a 
day writing up onto the internet then why not - it's a free 
country and this is an uncensored board. I am just wondering why 
a creep like you seems to think it is their mission in life to 
write up what they hope are inflammatory remarks but are less 
than ineffectual. Did you ever consider that I know about 
narcissism already and don't need to be lectured to by an 
insignificant prick like yourself? You're a jackass whose only 
way of coming to terms with their shitty life [by the way anyone 
can tell that you are single - because you are just plain ugly 
in all departments and not by design] is trying to get at 
others. I can read more into your pathetic posts - we all know 
now about your drug addiction. Why don't you tell us some more 
you little fucking punk?

Maybe you are hospital management you fucking idiot?
How exactly do you derive amusement here you pulverised fucking 
egoless clown?
Explain me. :)
You know I am not entirely convinced there are 'fine women.'
What's your opinion clown?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

My opinion?
YOU ARE A MORONIC, FOOLISH CLOWN!

Look who's talking about "inflammatory remarks"! You really ought 
to hold yourself to the same standard that you hold others to. 
Yet another indication of your narcissism. I pointed out that 
your verbiose rantings are an indications of your narcissism, 
and I maintain that I'm right. People like you are so toxic that 
they seldom have friends, and then they end up doing things like 
posting 15 messages on a message board in a single day, similar 
to a lonely individual talking to himself as a means of coping 
with his loneliness and social isolation. Despite my efforts to 
the contrary, I actually feel sorry for you.

But only a little.                  

Thank you for counting all the posts!
We need someone here who has no life, that can produce all this 
useless information!
And you are just the man for the job!
We can all see that you're pontificating!
...and that YOU are the narcissist!
And now, with that being said, isn't it time for you to go into 
one your homosexual rants?

Look who's talking about "inflammatory remarks"! You really 
ought 
to hold yourself to the same standard that you hold others to. 
Yet another indication of your narcissism. I pointed out that 
your verbiose rantings are an indications of your narcissism, 
and I maintain that I'm right. People like you are so toxic that 
they seldom have friends, and then they end up doing things like 
posting 15 messages on a message board in a single day, similar 
to a lonely individual talking to himself as a means of coping 
with his loneliness and social isolation. Despite my efforts to 
the contrary, I actually feel sorry for you.

But only a little.                  
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Do you know you little yapping cur, I am not entirely convinced 
that I should bother addressing scum like you anymore ..
We all think your 'narcissist' theme is funny as Hell by the way.
Since Afghani Government is not particularly topical currently 
then consider very occasionally making a statement say about 
Iraq otherwise take a fucking hike you little fucking cunt boy!
Granted. I post junk.
However, sometimes I do make political statements.
For example:
'Fuck you Bush & Blair'
Did you read that you little fucking cunt?
It is not that I am anti-Western it is simply that I don't think 
that those people had a proper motive for going to war against 
Iraq.
Are you paying attention you stupid little fuck because I am 
making political statements you dumbass?
There are no WMD's this is the problem.
They said there were.
Therefore they are liars.
In any case Blair has become extremely unpopular due to his 
wholesale affiliation with the Bush administration earlier on 
this year.
Got any additional comments you stupid little fucking cunt-boy? 

Here is another one, Qadaffi just caved in. Libya want's OFF 
the shit list. He want's to restore relations with the US, give 
up his WMD, Turn over all information he has on Terrorists, and 
return to a good relationship with the United States. I would 
say, they are falling like Dominos..He He He
Laugh at that...HaHaHaHa
Maybe we have scared the shit out of some folks :-)
 

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you mean "THE SUPERPOWER" Libya?
Or do you mean the Libya that the rest of us know about: The 
third-world-has-been that no one has given a fuck about for the 
last 15 years? But thanks! That's BIG news!

http://www.alfayed.com/details.asp?aid=134

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

On balance I have decided to stay in the U.K.
I doubt I shall change my mind again.
If I need a particle accelerator then I'll just ferry myself 
over to Geneva on EasyJet or something similiar ..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3336109.stm

Quoting:

*According to US estimates, Libya had made its greatest strides 
with chemical weapons, producing about 100 tons of mustard gas 
and nerve agents in the 1980s at a plant in Rabta. The plant is 
now believed to be inactive. 

But a recent CIA report said "Tripoli still appeared to be 
working toward an offensive CW (chemical warfare) capability and 
eventual indigenous production".* 

Try:

Roberts JJ, Warwick GP. 
1963. Studies of the mode of action of alkylating agents--VI. 
The metabolism of bis-2-chloroethyl sulphide (mustard gas) and 
related compounds. Biochemical Pharmacology 12:1329 1334. 
 
That might help you out. :)

Why do YOU post anything here? You do it in order to TRY to 
convince yourself that you're worth a shit. Because your posts 
are so prolific, long-winded, and condescending, you clearly have 
not convinced yourself of any self worth. You don't give a shit 
about anything except attacking Bush and Blair, and whining 
whenever anyone treats you in a similar manner. So once again, 
you idiotic, spineless, unskilled, undereducated, and snivelling 
little girl, fuck off, eat shit, and die.          
                                       

On balance I have decided to stay in the U.K.
I doubt I shall change my mind again.
If I need a particle accelerator then I'll just ferry myself 
over to Geneva on EasyJet or something similiar ..
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Really?!! No kidding?!! Who gives a fuck??

Why do YOU post anything here? You do it in order to TRY to 
convince yourself that you're worth a shit. Because your posts 
are so prolific, long-winded, and condescending, you clearly 
have 
not convinced yourself of any self worth. You don't give a shit 
about anything except attacking Bush and Blair, and whining 
whenever anyone treats you in a similar manner. So once again, 
you idiotic, spineless, unskilled, undereducated, and snivelling 
little girl, fuck off, eat shit, and die. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Helen....look at how bad you've the little boy off!
He's crying Soooooooooooooooooooooo hard!
He must be tired.
Maybe he hasn't had his nappypoo!         

Projecting your infantilism, eh? Novel. Very novel.      
                                  
                        

I hope another terrist attack comes soon! I cant wait to see 
more dead americans. its not enough to see them coming back in 
body bags! Go Osama Go osama!
Al Quiada kicks @ss!

Why do YOU post anything here? You do it in order to TRY to 
convince yourself that you're worth a shit. Because your posts 
are so prolific, long-winded, and condescending, you clearly 
have 
not convinced yourself of any self worth. You don't give a shit 
about anything except attacking Bush and Blair, and whining 
whenever anyone treats you in a similar manner. So once again, 
you idiotic, spineless, unskilled, undereducated, and snivelling 
little girl, fuck off, eat shit, and die. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Helen....look at how bad you've the little boy off!
He's crying Soooooooooooooooooooooo hard!
He must be tired.
Maybe he hasn't had his nappypoo!         
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Okay you little fucking CRAP MERCHANT.
As I stated earlier you are simply some faggot who not only 
accomplishes the role of 'dumb' but also does a good job 
with 'off the rails'.
Those people all bow down to me ...
Do you know you piece of shit, that if I was going to be 
objective about this then I would start by looking for material 
evidence of my status?
Now why don't you take a flying leap into Hell just as you 
deserve you little meaningless cunt boy?
Sucks to be you but you are some GENETICALLY INFERIOR fucking 
moron who is going nowhere fast.
I think the point here is that whatever you do just don't let on 
that I am Christ.
Also, let's have some Hellbound faggoty little fuckhead make his 
little Hellbounding stupid fucking comments so that we can laugh 
at this fuck as he descends into Hell.
You little fucking cunt-boy!! LOL!!

Roberts JJ, Warwick GP. 
1963. Studies of the mode of action of alkylating agents--VI. 
The metabolism of bis-2-chloroethyl sulphide (mustard gas) and 
related compounds. Biochemical Pharmacology 12:1329 1334. 
 
That might help you out. :)

-----------------------------------------------------------------
DUH!!

The reasons at this point derive from Psychology.
I don't think that this is particularly good in the way 
of 'material evidence'.
Nonetheless, this is better than nothing.
Let me make clear to yourselves that a major part for my recent 
Vision incorporated this possibility.
I cannot offer absolute proof - we have to actually do this to 
provide this.
I personally think that this is accomplishable within 4 - 5 
years.
i.e. within that time period specifically we can build a space 
vessel that goes faster than light.
Indeed I believe that we can get one together that goes MANY 
times faster ..
I'll be talking to some investors later on today.
I'll let you know what they have decided ..

For you I am your Nightmare.
You little fucking CUNT BOY!
Now why don't you find a good method of suicide?
You little fucking CUNT BOY! LMAO!
[Funniest shit ever! Get your respectiver razor blade out you 
little fucking CUNT BOY! LMAO!]
Lemme guess one sec. who you are .. ?
LMAO! Political scum!
Yeppers! That's right folks!
We got ourselves some big game to take down into Hell .. LMAO!! 

I have seen the *I was born yesterday* effect!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3313637.stm

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

Send hate mail.
Best thing to do.
Send your poisoned letters along to Tony Blair.
I'm sending one and it declares this fuck is going into Hell.
I'll just lick that stamp, paste it down and shove it through 
the pill box aperture ..
**For Crimes against Humanity**
I'm going to include that exact prior statement ..

**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 

From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!

I have seen the *I sense that the political machinery is not 
working properly anymore and indeed yes, Hell is a Reality* 
effect!! LMAO!!

In due time I shall be making love with the most beautiful women 
in the World.
I'm only 10 years old however in the meantime why don't you go 
gaze at your shitty reflections and contemplate suicide you 
motherfucking morons? :)

I too have seen the *Why did you take the bait and suck on the 
cock of God you infantile fucking morons?* effect!! LOL!!

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna 
rot .. ** LOL!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Sell,Sell,Sell, you little fuckin crybaby! LMAO!!!!!!!

From: 
To: HELEN OF TEARS 
Subject: BEGGING FOR SCRAPS, AS HE TRIES TO PEDDLE HIS TRASH! 
LOL!!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 10:18:06 2003 
Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna 
rot .. ** LOL!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Sell,Sell,Sell, you little fuckin crybaby! LMAO!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Buddy. How do I put this to you?
I'm the new messiah and you are a fool?

Do you have any comments on WMD's?
Do you have anything worth saying at all?
Get a fucking life! 

Don't panic too much! :)
You still got ya money! LOL!!
Anyway, for copyright purposes I thought I'd datestamp the 
following idea:
A large pendulum down the center of the main interior room which 
used to house the machinery is a splendid idea because of the 
concave floor.
I do like the building .. :)

N.I. JC 68 25 58 C

Do you really think you should be sending debt collectors round 
to seize goods to the tune of 6000+ pounds Sterling when I don't 
owe you a penny? 
You are complete fucking maniacs.
Hellbound fuckers.
I'll write you a letter later and you can write one back to me 
explaining why you feel it is so necessary that I fill in a tax 
assessment form for a tax year during which I was under P.A.Y.E.
That is so funny you threatening me with court.
I'm going to find out who all the responsible little fuckballs 
are and send them along their court summons.
I'm going to ruin you in every possible way - physically, 
mentally, reputation-wise - I'll fuck you into Hell too.
Later assholes.

"Shut your festering gob, you tit!"

You are the green puss that infects the tick, that feeds on the 
leach, that sucks the lifeblood out of this world. You are a 
parasite, a blood sucker, an infectious virus, a lazy uneducated 
oaf that sucks off the teat of society. You are lower than the 
bacteria that feeds off whale shit at the bottom of the ocean. 

You are like the small balls of excrement that my dog 
desparately tries to scrape off his bum by dragging his rear 
across the lawn. You aren't fit for the dog pile, it sheds 
itself of you on it's way out. I can relate, as you desparately 
try to hang on with your pathetic and inane posts while we all 
attempt to scrape you off our rear ends with wit and wisdom. 

You are a poisonous slug, half-wittedly slinking along, leaving 
your slime trail wherever you go. You are the stinging stench 
that rises from the cesspool of pig waste. You are death to all 
intelligent thought. You are a dark hole of ignorance and 
stupidity, not being able to parrot much more than 'Palo loves 
you'. How repetitive. How utterly uncreative. How worthless. 

I tire of you. You are nothing but a pest, begging to be swatted 
night after night, begging to relive the physical and mental 
abuse you grew up with, and now so crave you can't sleep without 
it. You are a masochist, no doubt typing with one hand while 
breathlessly reading my account of you. So pathetic and sexually 
deranged that you don't even want to seek help for your own self-
abuse which you so desparately bate others into inflicting on 
you. 

Like a cancer, you are the boil growing on the oozing putrid 
pustule on the gangrenous ass of humanity.

I have seen the *Who was that crummy scumbag who failed my 
former girlfriend her entitlement to Tax Inspector role and in 
that classroom full of duncecaps?* effect!!

We'll be finding out later.

But why stop with one when you can have two? :)

You are the green puss that infects the tick, that feeds on the 
leach, that sucks the lifeblood out of this world. You are a 
parasite, a blood sucker, an infectious virus, a lazy uneducated 
oaf that sucks off the teat of society. You are lower than the 
bacteria that feeds off whale shit at the bottom of the ocean. 

You are like the small balls of excrement that my dog 
desparately tries to scrape off his bum by dragging his rear 
across the lawn. You aren't fit for the dog pile, it sheds 
itself of you on it's way out. I can relate, as you desparately 
try to hang on with your pathetic and inane posts while we all 
attempt to scrape you off our rear ends with wit and wisdom. 

You are a poisonous slug, half-wittedly slinking along, leaving 
your slime trail wherever you go. You are the stinging stench 
that rises from the cesspool of pig waste. You are death to all 
intelligent thought. You are a dark hole of ignorance and 
stupidity, not being able to parrot much more than 'Palo loves 
you'. How repetitive. How utterly uncreative. How worthless. 

I tire of you. You are nothing but a pest, begging to be swatted 
night after night, begging to relive the physical and mental 
abuse you grew up with, and now so crave you can't sleep without 
it. You are a masochist, no doubt typing with one hand while 
breathlessly reading my account of you. So pathetic and sexually 
deranged that you don't even want to seek help for your own self-
abuse which you so desparately bate others into inflicting on 
you. 

Like a cancer, you are the boil growing on the oozing putrid 
pustule on the gangrenous ass of humanity.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
And that's your opinion of Jesus is it?
Actually, I feel just dandy! :)
But thanks for your bizarre melange of insults, sickening 
descriptions and ill-placed pop psychology.

From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **the foot in your ass** 
Date: Sat Dec 20 18:56:25 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: HELEN OF TEARS 
Subject: BEGGING FOR SCRAPS, AS HE TRIES TO PEDDLE HIS TRASH! 
LOL!!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 10:18:06 2003 
Message:
From: HELEN OF TROY 
To: **Who the fuck cares? Some fucking morons who are gonna 
rot .. ** LOL!! 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:35:26 2003 
Message:
From: 
To: Helen the Beggar 
Date: Sat Dec 20 08:01:13 2003 
Message:
**Christmas is for assholes & faggots & Political SCUM!!** :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------

And for people with JOBS!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Keep your head up, you just might find some shiny wrapping paper 
in a dumpster somewhere! LOL! 
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
You can take your job SCUM and shove it right up your ASS!!
I'm worth a mint.
I'm off to sell a couple of items now you little FUCK!! LMAO!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Sell,Sell,Sell, you little fuckin crybaby! LMAO!!!!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Buddy. How do I put this to you?
I'm the new messiah and you are a fool?

Do you have any comments on WMD's?
Do you have anything worth saying at all?
Get a fucking life!
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Buddy. You don't seem to know!
I've got a job, while you're on the dole!

You don't seem to care that you are a beggar,
You're not the messiah, but more like a fakir.

So have a gooooooooooooooood drown,
as ya, go down.....all alone.
Dragged down, by the stone.
 

I do a great Audrey Hepburn impression.
Why stop with one when you can have two?
I need to do this.
It is essential.
Don't argue.
The mission won't work properly unless I impersonate this woman.
I'm looking for a body double ..
Who's doing Cary Grant?
Jodie Foster volunteered but she is mad .. :)
Anyway, we're taking over your show.
You'll see! ;)

Buddy. You don't seem to know!
I've got a job, while you're on the dole!

You don't seem to care that you are a beggar,
You're not the messiah, but more like a fakir.

So have a gooooooooooooooood drown,
as ya, go down.....all alone.
Dragged down, by the stone.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I don't CARE WHAT YOU THINK you stupid fucking SCUM!!
Now just FUCK OFF!!
However, I AM the messiah.
Oh wow! You got yourself a job!!
Wow! That is just like fucking amazing!
Like that is just INCREDIBLE.
You're going down in History for that.
A job!
The guy has got himself a JOB.
Hats off to him!
A job!
Mindblowing. LOL!!

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost 
in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect 
your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, 
inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold 
that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have 
more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly 
in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? 

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous 
and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are 
a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. 
You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, 
drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You 
remind me of drool. 

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the 
personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are 
asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. 
You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy 
lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You 
grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted 
boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You 
gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole 
ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry 
pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-
mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-
clawed flirt-gill. 

I have seen the *Shove the Shakespearean shit right down Helen's 
throat* effect!! LMAO!! Encore, ENCORE!!

Thou tottering ill-nurtured skainsmate!

Thou lumpish ill-breeding flax-wench!

Thou beslubbering sheep-biting ratsbane!

Thou vain spur-galled scut!

Thou roguish motley-minded harpy!

Thou venomed clay-brained malt-worm!

A generic "fuck you".                      

YOU'RE A PEARL GIRL.

>giggle!<           

Congratulation to peace, lets see more leaders acting like what 
Libya leader is doing. It is good this will give the world some 
hope that. It is thumb up for all muslims around the world. I 
believe everyone has their arm stretch wide open to welcome this.

God bless all of us.

Bitch.                     

Helen is having his .                         

I have seen the *Shove the Shakespearean shit right down Helen's 
throat* effect!! LMAO!! Encore, ENCORE!!

Thou tottering ill-nurtured skainsmate!

Thou lumpish ill-breeding flax-wench!

Thou beslubbering sheep-biting ratsbane!

Thou vain spur-galled scut!

Thou roguish motley-minded harpy!

Thou venomed clay-brained malt-worm!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
WTF? LOL!!

Helen is having his .                         
-----------------------------------------------------------------
No. Actually, it is the bleeding electricity supply.
I guess that if you have a handful of budget keys and none of 
them can credit the goddamn thing that I shall feign ignorance 
and just get rid of Emergency Services A.S.A.P.
Will try again tomorrow, hope in the meantime the building don't 
explode ..
Goodnight. :)

Roger.  Out.                    

? effect                         

Day 2.
Electricity back up.
Thermostat gone?
Over & out.

That's funny Polly told me she used her old wooden strap-on to 
fill you in.

Hey, did u know you site is a googewhack? Haemophillia chump! 
Well done to you Mr. Haemophillia Chump, you are now officially 
a googlewhack! 

Day 3 of mission.
I think I rise from the grave - not sure.
Still, if I'm going to fill in those cracks then I need to be 
physically interactive.
All quiet on the bugging rig, am watching "The Insider".
That rum is good.
You are all fools you fucking morons.
Over & out. :)

I have established the terrorism color of the day as -- dark 
brown. This is based on the amount of ass kissing 'chatter' I 
picked up on at the company Christmas <s>party</s> goatfuck 
today. Joy to the World, the King has Cum!

Helen is a bitch.                                          

Helen is still a bitch five seconds later.                      

Going to Dearborn to kick Al Qaida ass. Can I bring you anything 
from the store?                    

I'm off to give blood .. ?
I will use this act to sexually vampirise you .. ?
You are fucking morons .. ?
I told Stowe to fuck off .. ?
Sounds about right to me. :)
Fuck off Stowe!
Take your bugging rig and shove it up your ass .. ?
[Those Turkish virgins are groovy .. ?]
Take a hike morons .. ?
Lest I forget .. ?
Merry Christmas .. ?

Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day 

You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way 

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown 

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way 

  

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain 

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today 

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you 

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun 

  

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its 
sinking 

And racing around to come up behind you again 

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you re older 

Shorter of breath and ONE DAY CLOSER TO DEATH!!!

  

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find time 

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled 
lines 

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way 

The time has gone, the song is over, thought I d something more 
to say

Queen's corgi killed by daughter's dog (ROFLMFAO!)

NORFOLK, England, Dec. 24 (UPI) -- Britain's royal family has 
been shaken by the violent killing of the queen's favorite 
corgi, Pharos, by Princess Anne's bull terrier, the London Sun 
said Wednesday.

The lethal attack by the English bull terrier, Dottie, happened 
Monday afternoon as the royals gathered for Christmas at 
Sandringham in Norfolk. 

Anne arrived with Dottie, the dog that mauled two children last 
year, leading to the prosecution of the princess, and her other 
bull terrier, Eglantyne. 

As the door was opened by a servant, the queen's corgis raced 
down the main staircase to greet Anne. Dottie lunged at Pharos, 
the queen's oldest corgi, savaging its hind legs and breaking 
one in three places. 

The queen, who is recovering from a knee operation, heard the 
commotion and hobbled downstairs. 

A royal insider said the 77-year-old monarch, who has had Pharos 
for more than a decade, was ^^"absolutely devastated."^^

An al-Qaeda sandnigger, feeling 
depressed for not murdering anyone 
for the past 24 hours, went to his 
therapist and sat on the floor.

"Infidel doctor," he moaned, "I think I'm 
in love with my goat."

"Hmmm," said the therapist. "Is your 
goat male or female?"

"Male!!!!" screamed the sandnigger, 
reaching for his AK47. "You think I like 
women or something?!!!"

***

Their hijacked plane crashed into the 
ocean and the two al-Qaeda faggot 
hijackers were swimming to shore.

Imam, the slower swimmer, fell behind 
and was attacked by a shark, losing his 
legs.

"Grab hold of my neck, Imam," said 
Mohammed, "and I'll save you." They 
resumed struggling toward shore.

The shark attacked again and took off 
both of Imam's arms at the shoulder.

Finally reaching land they collapsed on 
the sand. "Man," gasped Mohammed, 
"I'm fucked!"

"I know," winked Imam. "That was the 
only way I could hold on."

Osama bin Laden, kidneys dying, 
pissing in his bloomers, in pain, walks 
into a doctor's office, colostomy bag 
dripping Islamic pig-shit.  

The doc pulls one dozen long-
stemmed roses from the buck-toothed 
sandnigger faggot's asshole.

"Where the fuck did these come 
from?"

"I don't know," says the Islamic faggot 
punk homosexual cocksucker. "What 
does the little card say?" 

Yuk,yuk,yuk

Sorry guys
I feel sorry for you little creatures thinking your selves as God. Open 
your eyes every days 100s of Americans are dieing in normal life and what 
will happen to these little creatures after death? only Allah know. I 
will see you all after death. Try to understand other people. be friends 
and stop showing off. It is true you are strong but you live in 5% of 
this earth that is 0.000000000000000000000000000001 of the Universe that 
Allah created. Imagen the creator of this huge Universe can do anything 
to all of you any time and where and how he wants.
    Remember!!!!!! Any day the life can be Ended if Allah wnats and 
there will be a disaster for non bleavers.
    I hope soon you will understand you mistakes.

Backdate: Bin Laden, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, et al, are proof that 
Islam's reformation is long overdue. "Religion of peace", Helen's 
ass!                    

Merry Christmas. :)
I have it that I only incarnated a couple of times.
If we can prove the existence of another physical universe then 
all of my other incarnations occurred there.
Then they all merged together leaving two or three maximum and 
thank God - no knowledge of all the other ones.
If we can prove the existence of billions of such universes then 
it seems possible that your disembodied spirits are potentially 
about to do that merging thing as formerly described.
I think it is a kind of purifying Fire - hence rather unpleasant.
We cannot evolve because Evolution is genetically dead in the 
water.
You know that 'stud farming' (LOL!!) stuff and/or the gene 
therapy could never work in a million years.
Alternatively, you could continue to 'play God' by using Science 
to manipulate those genetic traits to suit the whims of the 
parents and the values of their respective (Western) society.
You can pit your Scientific minds against human evolution and 
ultimately God but that does not mean that what your are doing 
is ethically sound - in fact, it would appear to indicate the 
contrary.
I adhere to the view that the genes are a physical 
representation of the events of an individual's life down to 
a 'T'.
However, I do not think that the picture is complete with the 
physical genes and that part of the ways that these events are 
almost completely preordained is simply not materially evident.
Like it or loathe it? :)
Therefore I think that Newton was more or less correct and that 
most things are predetermined and that freewill is negligible.
If you've got extraordinarily good genes then you know this and 
you are not taken in by unconcious fraud quite so much and the 
principle is physically demonstrated personally with events.
Why won't 'gene therapy' work?
Spiritually and physically beyond Hope! :)
What if there are other planets in the present physical universe 
that we could end up incarnating onto if we destroy this planet?
I suppose we'll have to prove to the contrary .. :)

I have seen the *Goodnight Beagle mission* effect!!

I have seen the *Goodnight Beagle mission* effect!!

LOL! No signal yet??? WTF! It's been a bad week for anything 
canine related in Britain.

I have seen the *Goodnight Beagle mission* effect!!

LOL! No signal yet??? WTF! It's been a bad week for anything 
canine related in Britain.
 
-----------------------------------------------------------------
They have to wait for the rotation of the Earth and the rotation 
of Mars to coincide with two physical points in space. One of 
these is where Beagle terminally bit the red dust of Mars. The 
other coincides with where the receptor dish is located in the 
good ol' United States somewhere .. [N.A.S.A. handle this bit.]

Trouble is the moon keeps getting in the way ..
Guess we'll just have to blow it out of the sky! :)

What if there are other planets in the present physical universe 
that we could end up incarnating onto if we destroy this planet?
I suppose we'll have to prove to the contrary .. :)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I have seen the *We travel from galaxy to galaxy systematically 
destroying all life-sustaining planets until they are all gone.* 
effect!! LOL!

It doesn't sound good for Beagle-2, but there is still hope.

http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/mars_update_031225c.html

I can't for the life of me understand sinking that much money 
into a piece of space equipment, yet not spending a little more 
for insurance - backup systems. The thing had NO backup systems. 
If sonething as simple as the parachutes failed to deplay - its 
done.

That's it -- cut me off bartender!

It doesn't sound good for Beagle-2, but there is still hope.

http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/mars_update_031225c.html

-----------------------------------------------------------------
No. I am psychic. There is no hope.
Sorry. :)

Bounced once, bounced twice, hit a corkscrew shaped rock - all 
over.

OK bartender, I'll 'ave another since my head's off the bar now. 
I bet there were helpless little monkey's inside that Beagle, 
splattered willy-nilly about the Martian landscape,...AHHH, 
fuck 'em, prolly deserved it.


Twas' The Night Before Christmas (at a lawyer's house)

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did 
occur at a certain improved piece of real property 
(hereinafter "the house") a general lack of stirring by all 
creatures therein, including, but not limited to, a mouse.

A variety of foot apparel, e.g., stocking, socks, etc., had been 
affixed by and around the chimney in said House in the hope 
and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/ St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa 
Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter. 
The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned 
House were located in their individual beds and were engaged in 
nocturnal hallucinations, i.e. dreams, wherein vision of 
confectionery treats, including, but not limited to, candies, 
nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear 
in said dreams. 

Whereupon the party of the first part (sometimes hereinafter 
referred to as ("I"), being the joint-owner in fee simple of the 
House with the party of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"), 
and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period of sleep. (At 
such time, the parties were clad in various forms of headgear, 
e.g., kerchief and cap.

Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning, there did occur 
upon the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtenant to 
said House, i.e., the lawn, a certain disruption of unknown 
nature, cause and/or circumstance. The party of the first part 
did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the 
cause of such disturbance.

At that time, the party of the first part did observe, with some 
degree of wonder and/or disbelief, a miniature sleigh 
(hereinafter "the Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very 
rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) reindeer. The 
driver of the Vehicle appeared to be, and in fact was, the 
previously referenced Claus.

Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and 
guidance to the approximately eight (8) reindeer and 
specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name: 
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen 
(hereinafter "the Deer"). (Upon information and belief, it is 
further asserted that an additional co- conspirator 
named "Rudolph" may have been involved.)

The party of the first part witnessed Claus, the Vehicle and the 
Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of 
several residences located adjacent to and in the vicinity of 
the House, and noted that the Vehicle was heavily laden with 
packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or nature. 
Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express 
or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered 
said House via the chimney.

Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially 
covered with residue from the chimney, and he carried a large 
sack containing a portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, 
and other unknown items. He was smoking what appeared to be 
tobacco in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances 
and health regulations.

Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking 
of the minor children, which hung adjacent to the chimney, with 
toys and other small gifts. (Said items constituting transfers 
to minors of present property under 26 U.S.C. 2503(c)).

Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose 
and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to 
the roof here the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served 
as "lookouts." Claus immediately departed for an unknown 
destination.

However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus 
from said House, the party of the first part did hear Claus 
state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good 
night!" Or words to that effect.

Be advised that, in the interest of cultural sensitivity, no one 
will be allowed to mention Christmas, nor observe Christmas in 
any way, while posting messages on the board. Any defiance of 
this order will be met with strict legal action.               
                   

SORRY NOT ALL MUSLIMS, THE MESSAGE IS FOR THE ONE WHO POSTED 
UNDER THIS NAME BELOW. REPLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Sorry guys
I feel sorry for you little creatures thinking your selves as 
God. Open 
your eyes every days 100s of Americans are dieing in normal life 
and what 
will happen to these little creatures after death? only Allah 
know. I 
will see you all after death. Try to understand other people. be 
friends 
and stop showing off. It is true you are strong but you live in 
5% of 
this earth that is 0.000000000000000000000000000001 of the 
Universe that 
Allah created. Imagen the creator of this huge Universe can do 
anything 
to all of you any time and where and how he wants.
    Remember!!!!!! Any day the life can be Ended if Allah wnats 
and 
there will be a disaster for non bleavers.
    I hope soon you will understand you mistakes.

WE ALL BELIEVE THERE IS GOD, CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH. HE 
CREATED US AS YOU CALL CREATURES INCLUDING YOU TO LIVE IN THIS 
EARTH, HE ALSO TEACH US DURING OUR STAY HERE TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER 
NO MATTER OF WHAT RACE, LANGUAGE OR RELIGION. HE GIVE US THE 
WISDOM TO CHOOSE, THE VISION TO SEE, THE KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW AND 
THE HEARRING TO HEAR AND THE REST OF OUR SENSES SO THAT WE CAN 
LIVE IN HIS WAY. HE TEACHES US TO FORGIVE NOT TO HATE, HE TEACH 
US LOVE NOT TO KILL, HE TEACHES US TO SPREAD HIS WORD NOT BY 
FORCE BUT BY EXAMPLE OF OURSELVES AND LOVE WE SHOWN TO OTHERS 
ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE LOST IN FAITH WITH GOD

LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD? WHO IS KILLING WHO? MUSLIMS 
KILLING CHRISTAIN, MUSLIMS KILLING, HINDU, MUSLIMS KILLING 
INFIDELS, MUSLIMS KILLING INNOCENT BYSTANDERS AND NOW MUSLIMS 
KILLING MUSLIMS BECAUSE THESE MUSLIMS BELIEVE IN PEACE.

SO CAN I ASK YOU DO YOU ACCEPT US NON MUSLIMS, EVEN IF WE ARE 
NOT AGAINST YOUR MUSLIMS TEACHING.

I DO AGREE MANY PEOPLE DIED EVERYDAY FROM ALL KIND OF SINS, 
INNOCENT VICTIMS ARE KILLED IN STREETS EVERYDAY AROUND THE WORLD 
BECAUSE OF MURDER, ROBBERY, RAPED AND ETC. THIS HAPPEN ALL 
AROUND THE WORLD.

WHAT I KNOW IS THAT OUR LEADERS ARE TRYING TO CAPTURE THESE 
CRIMINALS TO STOP THESE PROBLEM NOT LIKE IRAQ, WHERE THE 
GOVERMENT OR HIS FRIENDS CAN DO THAT WITHOUT ANY PUNISHMENT. 
THEY ARE MUSLIMS.

DURING THE TALIBAN RULES, ALTHOUGH THE LADIES ARE COVER UP THERE 
ARE MANY RAPED CASES TOO. AS I MENTION SOMETIME BACK, IT IS NOT 
COVERING UP THE LADIES BUT EDUCATING THE MEN.

IT IS CHRISTMAS, LETS ALL PRAY FOR PEACE TO THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD 
AND TO THOSE WHO DIED IN IRAN AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FIGHTING 
FOR STABILITY AND PEACE. THAT THEY ARE ALL WITH GOD AND FOR 
THOSE WHO ARE MISLEAD AND KILL FOR THE WRONG CAUSE THAT GOD SHOW 
MERCY ON THEM.

GOOD BLESS, MERRY CHRISTMAS